Kiss me fancy or see you at Shura!

His voice drew everyone's attention to the corpse on the ground.

The corpse had been swollen and turned white by the lake water, and it could only be judged from the sticky hair that it was a man and a woman.The male and female corpses were head-to-head, and their hands were crossed and tightly hugged together. At first glance, it looked like two swollen steamed buns kissing affectionately.

"It's Wang Xiaoyun!" A girl screamed, "I recognize the bracelet on her hand."

The other students were also terrified when they saw the horrifying corpse.

"Director, didn't you say that the corpse was taken away long ago?"

"With this kind of corpse in the place we pass by every day, does the school pay attention to the safety of our students' lives?"

The crowd was so angry that the school leader blushed and wanted to threaten people with punishment.

The tall Taoist sneered and said, "It's not that they don't solve it, but they can't." He recovered from the initial panic: "Look, what are the dense marks on the body?"

Everyone looked over, the female corpse's hair was disheveled, and the clothes on her upper body were obviously torn, revealing some white skin.The male corpse's face was covered with purple marks, and even his trousers were pulled down to his waist.

The students who knew personnel affairs felt embarrassed and hurriedly looked away.

"Wang Xiaoyun and the others are too fierce. You have to love them alive and dead."

Qi Qing also carefully looked at the two corpses in front of him. His spiritual platform is clear and his eyesight is very good, so he can see more carefully than others.

The tall Taoist also thought in his heart that this female corpse was so fierce that she kissed the male corpse's mouth open.At first glance, this trace of their love looks like a murder scene.

He said: "The traces on these two corpses are not ordinary, but the reconciliation spot caused by the suicide of a lover." The tall Taoist was amazed: "This kind of spot is not ordinary, it connects the two corpses Resentment, as long as one of the corpses turns into a ghost, the other corpse will also turn into a ghost, the so-called good things come in pairs, and ghosts go hand in hand."

The students were even more frightened, and the timid ones had already hid behind.

The tall Taoist saw how frightened everyone was, and shook his head: "Forget it, forget it. It's nothing to do with the poor dao if the sentient ghost wants revenge. Let the poor dao go first. Junior brother, let's go."

The face of the school leaders changed, thinking about the strange thing that happened in Shenyuan Lake: their excavator arrived at the scene and had already salvaged the bodies, but no matter how hard they tried, the excavator, which could even move steel and concrete, couldn't lift two bodies. little corpse.Later, the excavator touched other corpses at the bottom of the water. When the night wind blew, there was a woman crying.

The excavator master finally crawled home, called the school, and said that he would not come to their school for construction in the future.

If this matter is not resolved, the mother is afraid that it will affect her official career.

The school leader coughed and was about to stop the two Taoist priests and go back to the office to talk slowly.These two Taoist priests bluffed for a long time, didn't they just ask for money?As long as Shen Yuanhu's strange incident is settled, the school can pay for any amount of money.

The tall Taoist saw that the school leaders were loose, and wanted to raise his own value with Joe.

Qi Qing wanted to step forward to negotiate, but as soon as he took a step, he was smothered by the stench of the corpse, and stopped in his tracks with a pale face.He was afraid of ghosts, corpses, and the smell of corpses similar to those in the tomb.

Seeing Qi Qing's shadow moving, Jiang Shi's waist and buttocks were out of his sight, and he was slightly dissatisfied: "Senior, are you uncomfortable? Let me help you go to the gazebo to rest."

Going to the gazebo~ Jiang Shi's longing, which he had finally suppressed, rose again, his eyes were extremely moist, and he looked at Qi Qing expectantly.

Qi Qing didn't notice anything.

Even though Jiang Shi had stripped Qi Qing naked in his heart, Xiao thought about it countless times viciously inside and out, but his face was still innocent: "Senior?"

Qi Qing was taken aback for a moment, only to notice that Jiang Shi had been staying beside him.

He whispered: "Student, can I trouble you with something?" His voice was cold, and he relayed everything to Jiang Shi in an orderly manner.

Jiang Shi opened his round eyes: "The male and female corpses are hugging? What are they doing?" He had been looking at Qi Qing just now, and he didn't know what happened outside.

Qi Qing explained with a cold face, not knowing that the tips of her ears were blushing unknowingly: "Maybe it's a kiss. Junior brother, please excuse me."

Jiang Shi's hypocritical and well-behaved smile barely froze, the two corpses had sex, Qi Qing not only went to see it, but also blushed her ears shyly.

Jiang Shi's tiger teeth were a little itchy, and he wrote down the account secretly, saying: "Good senior, I will definitely do it, don't worry."

Qi Qing: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

The tall Taoist priest was still accepting the flattery of others at this time, and proudly said: "Although people who commit suicide don't have much resentment, it's different for sentient ghosts. Sentient ghosts can't stay together in life. After death, no matter how deep the relationship is, the resentment is the same." How big."

Jiang Shi's youthful and crisp voice sounded: "Uncle, you said they committed suicide? Then what is their method of suicide?"

The tall Taoist bragging was interrupted, and he glared at Jiang Shi displeased.

Jiang Shi couldn't stand being stared at, turned his back to Qi Qing, with a beautiful smile and gloomy eyes, and smiled at the tall Taoist priest.

It was obviously a hot day, but the tall Taoist priest's vest turned cold, and the flame just now disappeared without a trace.He reluctantly said, "Of course he was drowned."

Jiang Shi followed what Qi Qing taught him: "If a person drowns, doesn't he struggle before he dies? Struggling is a human instinct. These two corpses are hugging so tightly." Jiang Shi glanced at the corpse and saw the man When the spots on the corpse were spotted, envy and jealousy surged in his heart, and he also wanted to be treated like this, "The corpses that are hugged tightly cannot be drowned by themselves. They were either tied hands and feet and thrown into the lake. Or they were killed first and then put into this posture and thrown into the lake, everything has to wait for the forensic doctor to examine."

"And..." Jiang Shi turned around and glanced at Qi Qing standing under the tree. The light and shadow spread on Qi Qing's face, like a piece of cold jade, "Suicide is a kind of violent death, and resentment is not small at all." .”

The tall Taoist priest was refuted, and his complexion changed: "What do you know? People who commit suicide are willing to die, how can there be resentment? The little hairy child thinks he has learned something, so he has to teach him."

Jiang Shi is a ferocious zombie Hanba. He woke up for the first time and fell into a deep sleep because of Qi Qing.After waking up for the second time, she immediately came to Qi Qing to seek revenge.So even though he is the most evil and evil Hanba in the world, he doesn't understand the theory of yin and yang at all.

He couldn't answer the tall Taoist priest's question, but he didn't pay attention to a mere Taoist priest at all. Jiang Shi's eyes flashed red and he stared straight at the Taoist priest.

The hairs of the tall Taoist stand on end, and the human body has its own yang energy defense. When the body suddenly becomes cold for no reason, or feels nervous and frightened, and the goose bumps stand on end, it means that danger is approaching you secretly, but you can't see it it.

The tall Taoist comforted himself in a flustered manner. The yang energy in Xia Tian was already strong, and it was noon now, so it was impossible for evil spirits to approach him. It was all an illusion.

Jiang Shi smiled even wider, he could even see the soul of the tall Taoist priest opening his mouth, begging and calling for help in a distorted manner, but it was useless to him.At the critical moment, Qi Qing endured the nausea and walked over.He was still afraid, but something had to be done.

Jiang Shi immediately changed into a look of being speechless, with red eye circles, and looked at Qi Qing for help: "Senior..."

Qi Qing nodded to him reassuringly, and said to the tall Taoist priest: "Urgent death is divided into nine types, including death due to delayed treatment and mismedication. Death caused by taking medicine; King’s method of killing to death refers to people’s crimes and being punished by the state’s law. Fire and drowning refers to people’s accidental death by fire or drowning in water...these nine types have in common The deceased died, but did not go to bed."

The end of life means that the life span is indeed at the end, and the meaning of not going to sleep means that the death method is not good and the death is painful.

Jiang Shi loves to listen to ghost stories and looks at Qi Qing with relish.

Qi Qing continued: "When a person who commits suicide dares to make up his mind to end his life, there is already a lot of anger in his chest. The moment he actually succeeds in suicide, the will to survive bursts out, but there is no room for turning around. He can only die with his eyes. Strong resentment erupted, hating the person who made me want to commit suicide before, and hating others for not saving me, the resentment and malice filled the body. Among the resentment of violent death, the degree of viciousness of suicide can be ranked in the top three. "

Therefore, many people who commit suicide will die in peace, while other car accidents and natural disasters do not have such a serious omen.

Qi Qing spoke in an orderly manner, and the students watching on the sidelines were obsessed with his beauty, so they definitely chose to believe him, and from time to time gave voices of approval.

The tall Taoist priest's face turned pale, and he bowed his hands in a perfunctory manner: "Brother Daoist, I don't know which high disciple I am? Which celestial master did I learn from?" Deliberately speaking up.

Qi Qing's face remained unchanged: "I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm just a student here."

The tall Taoist priest felt that he was being tricked: "You are not a Taoist priest, how do you know so much?"

Qi Qing took out her mobile phone and turned to a page with the title: A certain master was arrested for practicing kung fu, promoting feudal superstition or will be imprisoned for three years.

Qi Qing said: "I saw it from above."

The tall Taoist was furious: "It turns out that you are deliberately making trouble! Don't block the way to drive out evil spirits. If these two soulful ghosts do evil, everyone in your school will die."

With a wave of his arm, he was about to push Qi Qing.

Qi Qing still had a low fever, and he grabbed the tall Taoist priest's hand without any effort.The tall Taoist wanted to break free, but found that the strength of the two was nothing compared to the big.

The tall Taoist was very angry: "You don't want to die, all the ghosts on the ground will die together, and none of you can escape."

Qi Qing would like to say that most of the teaching methods for naming ghosts are based on the cause of death. For example, ghosts who die violently will not die at the end of their lives;The idea of ​​a sentient ghost is simply nonsense.

But when it came to his lips, the young celestial master only said: "I am a materialist and only believe in science. The causes of Wang Xiaoyun and Hu Jun's deaths are strange, and the possibility of homicide cannot be ruled out. I have already called the police just now, and the priest can wait The police came to communicate with them."

The tall Taoist panicked immediately when he heard the police. He was not a real Taoist, but just wanted to make some money.

He struggled desperately to run, obviously showing fear.Qi Qing didn't intend to kill them all, so he let him go.

The police came soon, and the school leaders went up to receive them with smiles on their faces.

Jiang Shi whispered: "Senior, you were really amazing just now."

Qi Qing just said: "Thank you for helping me just now." He also wanted to go back and hang water to reduce his fever, and told Ji Yuan that the police had already intervened in this matter.

Qi Qing turned and left.

Jiang Shi stared at his upturned buttocks, his eyes almost glued to it.

As soon as Qi Qing left, Jiang Shi lost the desire to stay any longer. Before he left, he glanced at the male corpse covered in signs of pleasure, and snorted jealously.

Jiang Shi returned to his dormitory.

Inside, according to what he told Qi Qing, the roommates who often bullied him and laughed at his stupidity immediately became trembling, immediately turned off the music playing outside, and immediately turned off the screen of the mobile phone. What's more, they went directly to bed and pretended to sleep like a hamster.

Jiang Shi ignored them at all, took out the medicine bag on his desk, opened the vitamin C that Qi Qing bought for him, and poured it on the clean desk.

"One, two, three, four, five..." Jiang Shi was counting in the dimly lit dormitory while he piled up vitamin C and put it together into a penis shape.

Looking at it under the dim light, he was very satisfied with his masterpiece, and he put his hands up to appreciate it quietly, the more he looked at it, the hotter he got.