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"You're drunk and crazy, believe it or not, you don't have any panties left." He Yi blocked his fist and teased by the way.

"Crazy! Go away! I'm going home." Zheng Yiyan ignored He Yi, turned around and continued swaying to go out, but was dragged back by He Yi.

"Uh... why don't you go back and forget about it. I think Zheng Yiyan won't be able to calm down if he doesn't send him home." Qiao Ya has been watching the interaction between the two, and now the dog food is almost the same. Finally couldn't help but said.

"Forget it, lend me the car key first, and I'll return it to you tomorrow. I'll send him back first." He Yi compromised.

"Not in the car! I'm going back! I'm leaving." Zheng Yiyan shook his body, and then continued to walk towards the door.

"Who is crazy?" He Yi didn't stop him this time, but just looked at him behind him and complained.

Then He Yi turned his head to look at Qiao Ya and said, "Don't worry about it, I'll take him back. Anyway, his house is not far from here, so I'll treat it as a husky walk after dinner."

After He Yi finished speaking, without waiting for Qiao Ya to answer, he followed Zheng Yiyan in stride.When Zheng Yiyan went down the stairs, He Yi was worried that he would step on the air and roll down, so he consciously grabbed Zheng Yiyan by the back collar, and was punched by the furious Zheng Yiyan.

Qiao Ya looked at the two of them through the open door, and said to herself with a smile: "Running with huskies after dinner...it seems really similar."

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At this time, the nightlife in the city had just begun, people were coming and going on the street, and pedestrians passing by the two of them on the sidewalk deliberately avoided Zheng Yiyan, who was obviously drunk.

Zheng Yiyan was walking on the sidewalk, trying to walk in a straight line along the white paint on the ground.

He Yi followed at a distance of two steps behind him to ensure that he could step forward to stop Zheng Yiyan in time if he suddenly went drunk or had any other accidents.

However, to He Yi's surprise, Zheng Yiyan did not do anything out of the ordinary along the way.Apart from kicking the trash can on the road occasionally and scolding someone crazy, it seems normal at first glance.

Arriving at the door of Zheng Yiyan's house without incident, He Yi turned around and looked directly at Zheng Yiyan, and asked earnestly, "Where's the key?"

Zheng Yiyan was stunned for two seconds when he heard the words, and then began to rummage through his pockets.About 5 minutes later, Zheng Yiyan handed the key to He Yi.

He Yi looked at the car keys that Zheng Yiyan put in his hand, and didn't know how to react. After maintaining his expressionless face for a few seconds, He Yi directly started to search Zheng Yiyan.

After searching Zheng Yiyan up and down, inside and out, He Yi finally found the key in Zheng Yiyan's arms.Of course, there is a price to pay, and He Yi got a brutal beating.

He Yi, who was beaten to the point of doubting his life, dragged Zheng Yiyan into the door, locked the door and threw him on the sofa, then he let Zheng Yiyan do his own thing and went to find something to eat by himself.

After sweeping Zheng Yiyan's refrigerator and successfully eating and drinking, He Yi's mood finally returned to a calm state.

He walked to the sofa and bent down to take Zheng Yiyan who was lying on the sofa to take a shower and sleep, but just as his hand touched Zheng Yiyan, before he could make the next move, Zheng Yiyan suddenly turned over and slapped him. He Yi's face.

He Yi froze in place with a bewildered expression, then stood up straight a few seconds later, and said coldly with a black face: "Zheng Yiyan! Get up!"

Zheng Yiyan sat up in a daze when he heard the words, looked up at He Yi and said, "What's wrong? Who hit you, you hit me, tell me, I, I'll go..." He Yi looked at Zheng Yiyan coldly, waiting for him After finishing speaking, he taunted him, and it turned out...

"I went to see him, and he dared to hit you. It's amazing." Zheng Yiyan nodded heavily. "Hehe." He Yi almost laughed angrily at him.

He Yi bent down slightly, looked at Zheng Yiyan, and was still about to mock him.As a result, as soon as He Yi opened his mouth, Zheng Yiyan suddenly stood up without warning, and then... He Yi bit his tongue.

The sound of the top of the head hitting the chin echoed in the living room, He Yi stood up straight, covering his chin and the side of his face in pain. "I didn't do it on purpose." Zheng Yiyan's words were quite smooth, but He Yi didn't have time to talk to him at all.

After more than ten minutes of silence, Zheng Yiyan suddenly asked an inexplicable question in a serious tone: "He Yi, are your clothes more expensive, or my sofa more expensive?"

At this time, He Yi was still immersed in the pain of being bitten on his tongue and couldn't extricate himself. When he heard Zheng Yiyan ask which clothes and sofas were more expensive, he replied that sofas were more expensive.

Zheng Yiyan nodded his head emphatically when he heard the words, then raised his hand and grabbed He Yi's clothes firmly, bowed his head and vomited all over He Yi.

He Yi, who began to doubt his life for the second time, pulled Zheng Yiyan away from his body, resisted the urge to beat Zheng Yiyan directly to the point of paralysis, took off his clothes and rushed to the bathroom without saying a word.

When He Yi finally washed himself up and walked out of the bathroom in a state of lovelessness, Zheng Yiyan had already fallen asleep lying on the sofa. "Zheng Yiyan! Get out of here, take a shower and sleep!" He Yi kicked the sofa vigorously and shouted.

Zheng Yiyan was woken up by He Yi, looked up at He Yi's furious look, and actually obediently followed He Yi's words.After more than half an hour, He Yi felt that Zheng Yiyan might have died in the bathroom, so he stood up and walked over to collect his body.

"Hurry up and go to sleep!" He Yi opened the bathroom door, looked at Zheng Yiyan standing in the middle of the bathroom, and said angrily.

"He Yi, I can't get out." Zheng Yiyan looked up at He Yi and said seriously.He Yi ignored him, turned around and was about to leave, but immediately heard a plop coming from behind him.

He Yi turned around to look, and saw Zheng Yiyan lying on the ground sprawled and trying to stand up.He Yi walked over with a dark face, and directly picked up Zheng Yiyan and carried him on his shoulders.

After being thrown severely on the bed, Zheng Yiyan didn't get up and get angry at He Yi, but honestly turned over and fell asleep holding the quilt.He Yi was left behind to grit his teeth and creak.

At two o'clock in the morning, He Yi was lying on the bed looking through the moonlight shining through the window, staring at the ceiling with a blank expression and exhausted body and mind.

Zheng Yiyan, who was beside him, was sleeping soundly, and from time to time he threw his hands and feet on He Yi, and after being pushed away by He Yi several times, he still unknowingly attacked He Yi personally.

"Damn it! Where's the promised brother? This person is clearly trying to kill me! System, don't worry about my target being poisonous!

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The system ignored him.

A few minutes later, Zheng Yiyan made a big move with both feet. With a loud plop, the defenseless He Yi was kicked out of the bed.

"Forget it! You! Ruthless!" Finally, He Yi, who couldn't bear it any longer, stood up holding his waist and gritted his teeth at Zheng Yiyan.After saying this, He Yi kicked open the bedroom door as if accepting his fate while hugging the quilt.

One day after a week...

"Xiao Yi, I'll give you one last chance, how did you get the injury on your face!" Mother He was furious on the phone.

"Mom, let me say this one last time, this injury was really caused by my own fall." He Yi refused to admit it on the phone.

"Okay, if you don't tell me, I can guess if you don't tell me, do you like which nurse in the hospital?"

What kind of stuff is this, can you not guess randomly? "Mom, you really think too much. I didn't like any nurses or anyone. I really fell for this injury myself."

"Okay, it's fine if you don't want to say it. But from tomorrow on, let me go to your father's company to work hard, and don't let me fool around anymore!"

"Wait a minute! Mom, I... damn it!" He Yi said helplessly, looking at the hung up phone in his hand.

"Couldn't this be the long-lost main plot, but the remaining third of the plot, isn't it coming sooner?" He Yi said to himself.

"Every world will repair itself, this is just a part of it, and a heroine will be created later." The system answered him in He Yi's mind.

"Oh." He Yi nodded when he heard the words, and opened the mobile game interface.

"Because the heroine died abnormally, the newly created heroine will be stronger than the original heroine." The system kindly reminded her.

"Oh, what are you doing?" He Yi said without raising his head while playing games.

"..." Your system is offline.

"President, this is your office. We are currently recruiting your assistant. The interview time is ten o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow. The chairman will ask you to come there then."

He Yi went straight to his desk, sat on the boss chair, and put his feet on the desk. "Okay, I get it. You can leave if you're okay." He Yi said immediately after hearing him finish.

"Okay. By the way, President, Miss Qiao heard that you came to work today, and specially prepared a gift for you. It's the one on your desk." The assistant to the chairman added before closing the door.

"The gift from Qiao Ya is definitely not a good thing." He Yi squinted at the tightly wrapped cuboid unknown object in front of him, and said.

"Sure enough, Qiao Ya has improved her own IQ again." He Yi unwrapped the package, took out those books with colorful covers in disgust, and complained.

"Love Book, Love Textbook, Love Psychology... Did Qiao Ya's IQ turn into a butterfly and fly away?" He Yi opened the drawer and threw all those books into it.

"Forget it, I'd better skip work to find Zheng Yiyan, but the chairman's office is next door, so I feel like I can't slip out." He Yi said to himself while standing upright.

Boom, boom, boom... A sound that seemed to be knocking on the wooden tabletop came to He Yi's ears.He Yi followed the sound and saw the landline on the right side of the table.

"I'll go, what's the ringtone? What a joy for mentally handicapped patients." He Yi squinted and complained while answering the phone.

"Little bastard, please listen to me. Sit down and wait until after get off work. Otherwise, I will freeze all your credit cards. Do you understand clearly?" Father He said in an unquestionable tone on the phone.

"Dad, what time does your company close?" He Yi sat back on the boss's chair and asked lazily.