Abnormal group wear

Despite the Northeast accent, the words "Xiao Xianrou" are extremely clear.

Cheng Xiaochi had a momentary dream of returning to modern times.

"Singing, dancing, I know how to rap, I think I was top-notch back then!"

Big brother cowhide!

Gao Zhao took a sip of the rice wine and said regretfully, "It would be nice if I had a cigarette. The company doesn't allow smoking. I quit for two years, but I can only smoke pouches after passing through. How can I smoke this stuff?"

Cheng Xiaochi also nodded, missing the life of beer and fried chicken.

Seafood such as oysters is considered a luxury in the palace located in the Central Plains, and it is not easy to get so many.

After eating a few of them, he lamented that he was worthy of being the chief executive, who tasted delicious and drank spicy food.

But thinking about the manager's experience, I feel that when my brother is cold, the oysters in his mouth don't smell good anymore, but he still does his laundry well.

"How did big brother come here?" Cheng Xiaochi didn't want to recall his incredible time travel experience. "Running, I was finishing the show, and on the way back, I encountered an illegitimate meal, so I asked the driver to take me for a few more laps, and suddenly a car hit me..."

As he was talking, Gao Zhao stopped suddenly, Cheng Xiaochi looked over, he seemed to have thought of something, and frowned.

Cheng Xiaochi asked, but he shook his head and said it was over.

The two ate and drank until evening. Jamsil was a place that no one wanted to come to, so they were not disturbed.

For Gao Zhao, who was forced to enter the role after time-traveling and walked on eggshells in the court, it was refreshing both physically and mentally to have such a meal with Cheng Xiaochi, who also time-traveled.

"Let's make another skewer in a few days."

It was almost time, and the food on the table was scattered and almost wiped out.

Before leaving, Gao Zhao suddenly remembered something, and handed back the script to Cheng Xiaochi.

"Hey, I forgot to ask, brother, what kind of manga did you draw before?"

Cheng Xiaochi's heart skipped a beat, but he still didn't escape the question. He felt guilty and coughed lightly.

"It's... that's what it is, Danmeiman."

The young man's voice was like a mosquito, and the pinnae of his ears were red.

"Hey! I knew it! I felt something was wrong at the beginning of the chapter. Generally speaking, the protagonist is a man, and the master should be a beautiful woman. There will be no senior brother, let alone a handsome comparison between the senior brother and the master. Originally, I I want to observe it for a few more days, so as not to admit my mistake, but I will know when I see the card you drew."

"what do you know?"

"This is clearly an evil card-drawing game!"

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, I am also very helpless, but brother, this is the only thing I can get angry with.

The two went out, separated, and made an appointment to see each other next time, and Gao Zhao also patted his chest to assure the ticket, "Brother, come to me if you have something to do, of course, except for the emperor's business."

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, I have nothing else to do except the emperor's affairs.

Finding a companion in this strange era is of great significance, and the big rock that Cheng Xiaochi has been hanging has finally fallen to the ground.

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The man in the black robe was leaning on his side, his long hair scattered behind his back, like a large shadow, which couldn't be seen clearly in the candlelight, Gao Zhao stood aside and lowered his head.

Originally, the emperor would not recruit people at night, so Gao Zhao dared to drink. Now he tried to slow down his breathing so that the smell of alcohol would not leak out.

"Pseudo-decree."

According to the emperor's order, Gao Zhao set up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and listened to the emperor's words.

The emperor didn't speak, and walked out of the bed barefoot, holding a pen with his slender and cold fingertips, and slowly wrote down the decree stroke by stroke on the golden decree.

Gao Zhao lowered his head, and when he got the imperial decree, he couldn't help asking: "Your Majesty, there is one title missing."

"Huh?" The emperor turned his head sideways, the candlelight hit his side face, and the other side was hidden in darkness, the black hair spread out like the night, covering the perfect side face line, which was the most perfect line.

Gao Zhao quickly lowered his head, "Yes, Your Majesty, the slave will pass it on immediately."

"Wait." The emperor called Gao Zhao to stop, "Let's go tomorrow morning."

"Yes."

·

After returning to Huanyiyuan, he had his first sound sleep.

Just when he thought he was happy to find someone like him, an imperial decree broke the tranquility of Huanyiyuan.

Cheng Xiaochi, who hadn't gotten up yet, was pulled out of bed by Eunuch Zhao, and Cheng Xiaochi, who was half asleep because of the heat, hurriedly put on a robe.

A row of eunuchs stood in the courtyard and congratulated in unison: "Young Master Cheng, congratulations, come to receive the order?"

The young man was extremely good-looking, with loose black hair and disheveled clothes, his skin seemed to glow under the hot sun, his brows were watery in surprise, and his light-colored lips suppressed his appearance, making him look less frivolous, like a piece of good-looking The white jade is transparent from the inside to the outside.

Cheng Xiaochi was blinded by the situation, the summer sun was particularly dazzling, and his retinas had the illusion of being burned.

Holy decree?

Cheng Xiaochi made a sign, and a bad feeling came from his heart.

"Following the fate of the heavens, the emperor said: Cheng Chi, the son of Duke Cheng, won the hearts of the widows because of his service to the king, and bestowed it on Baiyi Pavilion."

Cheng Xiaochi had an expression of not being in the mood.

What, what is Baiyi Pavilion?

No, Cheng Xiaochi noticed the blind spot.

Staying in the palace with his current status is a bit out of step with the rules, the emperor gave him an address, but he has no identity.

Then in what capacity did he accept the house and stay in the palace?

"Why don't you thank me soon?"

A strong force pressed Xiaochi's head, and he came back to his senses and thanked the imperial decree.

Still in a daze, he took the golden edict from the eunuch.

"Mr. Cheng, you can move into the garden today. You have already packed all your things, and you have everything you need to wear. However, you can bring any other things you need. The little pot will follow you later, just tell him to do it." .”

The eunuch continued: "Oh, by the way, Your Majesty still has rewards, which are placed in the garden. You can go and count them."

Cheng Xiaochi nodded indiscriminately: "Is this matter..."

"Duke Cheng knows, you can rest assured," the eunuch smiled and left the Huanyi courtyard, leaving the small pot behind.

Cheng Xiaochi, who got up slowly, felt dizzy for a while, and fell back a little unsteadily. Behind him, Eunuch Zhao smiled like a chrysanthemum, and supported him.

"Master Cheng, be careful."

Cheng Xiaochi:

As Xiaochi turns his head, all kinds of eyes behind him will cast him, shocked, envious, puzzled...

Cheng Xiaochi's entire ears are red, servant... so big! !The only person who can have a relationship with the waiter is...

Cheng Koike was horrified.

It turns out that the emperor likes to be supported by others. Could it be that the perverted emperor likes to be supported by others...

Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to think any further...!

Before entering the house, Cheng Xiaochi was able to withstand all kinds of gazes. As soon as he entered the house, he squatted down and covered his face, his entire neck was red.

I don't see anyone, I'm really dirty! !

But things can no longer be reversed. Accepting the imperial decree is like signing a contract. If you break the contract, you don’t need to be fined, and you will end your life directly...

Xiaozhu who followed in: "Xiaochi, are you okay? Did you wake up too violently?"

Cheng Xiaochi stood up slowly, shaking his head.

To be honest, he was still a little reluctant. After all, this place was like a novice village, and he lost a lot of experience in fighting monsters and upgrading.

"Young master, please clean up earlier, and now you can order breakfast in the past."

"By the way, because I didn't greet you in advance, I haven't prepared an attendant for you yet. You tell me your preferences, and I'll send someone to take them later."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Don't worry, little eunuch, how many places do I have?"

"Four people are good, living, eating, serving pen and ink, and managing finances."

"Then do you think the four here can follow me? They have been with me day and night, and they are already familiar..."

The little pot showed a embarrassed expression, "It's not impossible for me to ask for you."

Cheng Xiaochi didn't have much luggage, a few pieces of clothes, scriptures, pens, inks, papers and inkstones, all in one small package.

Xiao Guanzi led the way in front, and after nine twists and eighteen bends, he finally arrived at the so-called Baiyi Pavilion.

In front of it is a long corridor paved with bluestone slabs, with crystal clear water on both sides, gurgling through, and crisp birdsong can be heard in a trance.

Looking at the big boxes neatly stacked in the hall, a certain money fan swallowed his saliva.

Cheng Xiaochi walked to a box, opened one, and was almost blinded by the golden eyes.

He...he's doing it again!

When Gao Zhao came to Baiyi Pavilion, the black-haired young man was sitting on the ground with his back facing him, surrounded by all kinds of expensive accessories, the white long gown he was wearing was scattered around his body, and his black hair was scattered around his waist.

For a moment, Gao Zhao was stunned.

Pure white and extreme black.It's like a fairy who has fallen into the vulgar world, tainted by the vulgarity, the vulgarity and the cleanness, which makes Gao Zhao feel puzzled.

Cheng Xiaochi saw Gao Zhao, as if he saw a life-saving straw.

"Brother! You are finally here!! What's going on!"

Gao Zhao scratched his head: "I don't know either, who knew that guy had a cramp..."

"Why don't you speak the Northeast dialect?"

"I don't say it every day. If I hadn't met you, brother, I guess I would have forgotten how to say it in a while."

Cheng Xiaochi sat on the ground, frightened, "Brother, tell me, is the emperor..."

Gao Zhao shook his head: "That guy doesn't flip cards at all, he has no interest in the harem, and his heart is like water. If brother is the emperor, brother will take care of it... Cough, the topic is getting far away, I don't think he looks like it."

"Is there no man in his harem?"

"No."

Cheng Xiaochi thought about it and found the key point. If there were no men in the emperor's harem, even if he didn't flop, it still wouldn't prove that he didn't like men.

Gao Zhao could see what Cheng Xiaochi was thinking, "Actually, there used to be."

Cheng Xiaochi's ears immediately pricked up like a rabbit!Alarm bells were ringing.

"I'm also the one who came after that."

"Huh?" This amount of information is too much! ?

"Ah bah, I mean at that time, there was a former manager who didn't know how to live or die, and arranged for the emperor to have a male pet on the bed. The emperor must be a straight man, and he arranged for him every minute, and then I took the position."

"Oh!" Cheng Xiaochi felt relieved, "What's the matter with me? Wait, even if he rejected that male favorite, maybe he just didn't like it?"

Gao Zhao recalled the scene when he first entered the door, and thought it was possible, but he also felt that he couldn't give Cheng Xiaochi a blow, "Impossible, that guy is much prettier than you, and he has a thin waist."

Although Cheng Xiaochi was dissatisfied with being belittled, he felt at ease, and he still asked a question: "He can't be... can't he?"

Gao Zhao was silent, "Blind student, you have discovered Huadian!"

Cheng Xiaochi was also silent.

Instead of continuing to delve into this topic, they pulled back from the brink of breaking the law in time, and the two worked together to clean up the rewards.

The two of them didn't ask anyone for help, they mainly wanted to chat while doing it, and live a time-traveling two-person world.

During the sorting process, Gao Zhao gave Cheng Xiaochi a big news.

"Princess Ruiyang grounded herself."

"?" Cheng Xiaochi was taken aback.

Gao Zhao showed a fox-like smile: "Don't look at the princess daring to act violently in front of the emperor, it is a crime of deceiving the emperor. The emperor punished the princess with twenty boards. The princess was so afraid that she turned her head and dealt with the maidservant." , and told the emperor that he would have to reflect on himself for a month or two recently!"

"After all, that happened before." Gao Zhao suddenly remembered something.

Cheng Xiaochi asked: "What?"

Gao Zhao shook his head, changed the subject, and laughed softly: "Big Brother, you are a fucking celebrity now."

Cheng Xiaochi:? ?

"The princess is grounded, the emperor issued an imperial decree, and all civil and military officials in the court know that the emperor punished a princess for you, and even gave a small palace near the bedroom, so that you can be favored!!"

"Come on... fart!" Cheng Xiaochi's face turned red.

"Now the whole palace knows that a few shrewd ones went to Duke Cheng's house to give gifts!"

Cheng Xiaochi's eyes darkened: Please give me a ventilator!

Gao Zhao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it will be over in a few days, and they dare not mention it. The emperor hates being asked about personal matters."

Cheng Xiaochi seemed to see his true self.Fuck the farther away from yourself

Gao Zhao stretched out his hand to pat Cheng Xiaochi's shoulder, but his palm was empty, and Cheng Xiaochi fell back tactically, Gao Zhao didn't care.

"Don't be afraid, brother, he might really be impotent, and there is no brother Wei in this world. He might want to be fucked by you, not you."

Cheng Xiaochi was not comforted at all, "I don't dare to do that to me! Can you do anything against such a terrible tyrant's face?"

Gao Zhao stared: "I also need a tool to attack!"

Cheng Xiaochi: ... Brother, what's the matter with your regretful tone?