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The next day, the news spread throughout the court.

The officials were caught off guard by the emperor. They thought they were relieved last time the emperor said that they would not be awarded the title of pool.

This shows that the emperor didn't take Chengchi too seriously, and within two days, this... stayed overnight! ?

Originally, the emperors of all dynasties used to turn their cards around when they visited their concubines, and then carried the concubines to the emperor's bedroom, and then carried them back after pampering them. Except for the queen, the others generally did not stay overnight.

Only in a certain dynasty, there was an emperor who was particularly infatuated with a concubine, and went to the concubine's bedroom to spend the night every three days, and even sent things to death after pampering her, wanting to spoil her to heaven.

But later on, that concubine ended badly, and was crowned as the demon concubine, and finally let a bunch of empresses in the harem play tricks.

The end is to die alone in the harem, and I heard that before his death he suffered from hysteria and was insane.

So when all the officials knew about His Majesty's overnight stay yesterday, there was an uproar in the court.

The rumor that the emperor can't do it is of course self-defeating, but the emperor is so masculine, this matter is confirmed.

There has been a lot of wind in the palace recently, and the prime minister has not contacted the empress who had contacted Chengchi in the palace, so he is a little anxious right now.

Everyone pointed the arrow at Cheng Guogong, you old man, what kind of male pet do you give the emperor?

Cheng Guogong said, I will give it all away. If your majesty is not good at this, I will not be able to succeed. It is useless to blame me for your matter. You have to find the root cause from your majesty.

This is a good move, who dares to find His Majesty?Is it because there are not enough cases in hand, or is it because the emperor didn't roll his eyes enough?

Then they suddenly thought of something and pinned their hopes on Grand Master Wang.

Wang Taishi was the emperor's spiritual mentor since he was a child. It is said that the emperor was a little cowardly and timid when he was young, but under the guidance of Wang Taishi, he became the character he is now...

Wait a minute, all together, Wo Cao, Wang Taishi's astonishing level of education... directly educates a little white rabbit into a big black dragon.

After reviewing the case, several officials couldn't help showing a little respect to Grand Master Wang.

Wang Taishi is a little cloudy, he is old-fashioned, upright, and has not had a good relationship between the court and China. There is only one former court official who has a harmonious relationship with him. Suddenly one day, the ministers of the court and China looked at him in a wrong way.

Hello Grand Master Wang, how are you today?

Good morning, Taishi Wang, your walking style is particularly vigorous today.

Grand Master Wang, you have a profound posture. It is a great honor for the dog to worship you. You don't have to be soft-hearted towards him. You should beat him or scold him...

Taishi Wang:? ?

At first Wang Taishi was a little puzzled, but later he realized what this group of people was thinking and wanted him to stand out?

Although Wang Taishi is old-fashioned, he is not a stupid person. He has a lot of complaints about the emperor's behavior, but he will not be so stupid as to be used by others.

So that day when he went to court, he waited for all the officials in the early court, but they didn't wait for Grand Master Wang to speak.

Taishi Wang said in a straight voice: "What's wrong with Zhou Yushi's eyes? Eye diseases must be taken seriously, and don't be blind in the future."

Zhou Yushi: ...Made.

Until the next court, no one mentioned this matter, and it passed smoothly like this.

·

Cheng Xiaochi lay on the bed like a salted fish.

The emperor slept in his bed all night last night, and Cheng Xiaochi was also on the bed - lying all night.

How could he be able to sleep, his nerves were tense all the time, in case the timer/timer/bomb/bomb around him exploded at any time.

Yu Wei was still there when we first met and saw each other again, but Cheng Xiaochi was still a coward after all, he lay on the ground all night and didn't fall asleep.

The emperor left early in the morning, and Cheng Xiaochi fell asleep in the early hours of the morning, so he didn't know when the emperor left.

When he woke up at three poles in the morning, there was no one around him.

Xiao Zuo came in beaming, brought water to wash Cheng Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi closed his underwear......? ?

Wait, didn't he sleep well dressed?

He seemed to have seen a ghost, so he tidied up quickly, and found that there was no change in his body, the only change was that his butt hurt more.

But he swears, it was definitely dropped yesterday.

"When did His Majesty leave?"

Xiao Zuo smiled like a peach blossom: "Your Majesty went to court early in the morning, but told the servants not to disturb you, Your Majesty likes you very much..."

Cheng Xiaochi had a toothache, refused to think about what happened last night as a straight man, put on his clothes and went out.

When he reached the door, he was stunned, and stood by the door blankly.

Xiao Zuo explained: "Your Majesty's reward is for you to see when you wake up."

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was beating like a beating heart.

Nima, why does this feel like being in love?

Cheng Xiaochi once played online games for a while, and he didn't think much about it, so he chose a female character.

Of course, part of the reason is that he likes loli.

Then things gradually became weird. In the process of playing, even if he didn't deliberately make friends, he still had a lot of male netizens.

Even after he said "I'm a man!", the male netizen would still smile and reply "Well, so my mother is a woman."

Then, things got even worse for Cheng Xiaochi, every time he went online, many inexplicable gifts would appear in his mailbox.

There will also be a large number of rose gift announcements in the online game system announcements, and even appeared on the system's big TV---- xx gave 9999 roses to the things in the pool.

In the end, it was unbelievable that in a certain election, Cheng Xiaochi was successfully elected as the first server flower in this server!

Cheng Xiaochi:? ? ? ?

Now that's the case, he has this feeling.

The following is the whole palace system bulletin: Your friend the dog emperor gave you some gold and silver jewelry, some ornaments, and some cloth.

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly remembered the old things at that time. One day when he was playing games, Cheng Xiaochi was tempted by a magic costume, and married a big guy who was the most generous.

Although he has repeatedly emphasized that he is a man, the boss will only say softly: "It's okay, you are a man and I like you too."

In the end, Cheng Xiaochi scared away because the boss asked to meet...

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiaochi's mind became confused, as if his brain had been stirred, and he suddenly forgot the follow-up.

What happened next?

But he quickly put this matter behind him, and began to wonder where to put the huge pile of gold, silver and jewelry in front of him.

A few maids packed it up fairly quickly.

From this pile of treasures, Cheng Xiaochi picked out a few more masculine wooden bracelets.

Immediately afterwards, I picked some blue and black fabrics and asked them to make clothes, wanting to be more masculine! !

Hey, Cheng Xiaochi hesitated when passing by a certain fabric.He suddenly thought of something, the protagonist of his storybook will wear a red dress in the next magic transformation, and then put on makeup...

Isn't it just cosplay? ! !

"Leave the red one too!"

Little Beak accepted it as he said.

Gao Zhao came again when there was a pile of confiscated things left.

Cheng Xiaochi found a soft cushion for his buttocks in the house, and raised his legs.

When Gao Zhao stepped in from the back, Cheng Xiaochi was very angry: "Hey, this is not the tall manager, why come to my small place when you have time?"

Knowing that he was disgusted, Gao Zhao smiled: "Didn't I bring you medicine?"

Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth: "You are such a traitor!!!"

Gao Zhao made a bitter face: "Brother, there is nothing we can do about it. Now that guy treats you well, I think he will be exonerated for whatever you do. Brother, I am a coolie! I dare not even say Dongbei when he says something!"

Cheng Xiaochi snorted: "What medicine do you want me to send?"

Gao Zhao handed the medicine to his hand: "I got this from Doctor Wang. It is said that it can reduce inflammation and relieve pain. It can be used for...cough..."

"??"

Gao Zhao said in a rough voice, "Which place to use!!"

Cheng Xiaochi had a cerebral hemorrhage and almost smashed things on the spot, "I have nothing with Emperor Dog!!!!"

Gao Zhao: "Shh, brother, don't be so loud, walls have ears, why are you being heard by the emperor?"

Cheng Xiaochi lowered his voice slightly: "Really not."

"Really not?"

"I swear."

"Then why did he give you so many things, it's like the money after whoring."

Cheng Xiaochi: Fuck! ! !Take a look, is what you are talking about human? !

"Whore your sister!!"

Gao Zhao raised his head and looked far away: "Don't tell me, brother really has a younger sister. If I can go back, I will let you two get to know each other."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"Wait, what do you look like? My sister is very handsome. If you look like a pig's head, well, it's what I am now, then forget it. My brother does not agree to this marriage."

Cheng Xiaochi patted the table: "I used to look more masculine than now, but my facial features are similar."

Gao Zhao seems to have picked a lemon: "Mom, why is this me like this..."

Cheng Xiaochi poked his heart heartlessly: "It's said that fat people have potential stocks, maybe you will be a peerless handsome guy even if you lose weight?"

Gao Zhao's eyes lit up, then darkened again: "Forget it, if the master becomes handsome, will the emperor..."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

The two chatted for a while, and after Cheng Xiaochi's anger dissipated, he told him what happened to his ass. Gao Zhao was a little speechless: "Brother, do you know that because of your ass, the situation outside changes all night?"

Cheng Koike's butt:? ?

Gao Zhao told Cheng Xiaochi about the situation outside.

When Cheng Xiaochi heard the word "demon concubine", goosebumps came out from his tailbone, and his whole body felt uncomfortable.

Anyway, it was a group of ministers who felt that the emperor might be dead, and they were extremely nervous.

Then in the harem, all the concubines are eyeing, and there may be an attack in the near future.

then……

"Wait? What? What is a peacock spirit!?"

Gao Zhao was also a little dazed, "I don't know, they think you might be a goblin and confused the emperor."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Yes, I am a goblin, a few spirits!Facing the emperor every day, blah blah blah blah!

Cheng Xiaochi took out the melon seeds hidden in the small cabinet with one hand: "You are talking about some kind of game, that is, plants chug chug, and a bunch of mummified corpses attack."

Gao Zhao had a weird expression: "Isn't this a game from a long, long time ago?"

About 100 years ago?Gao Zhao couldn't remember, it was already an old game, he didn't expect Cheng Xiaochi to be so retro.

"Long? Isn't it just these two years?"

The two did not continue to discuss this matter, but began to think about countermeasures.

"As for Concubine Chu, she's a bit delicate. I haven't had much contact with her, but I heard that she is the general's daughter. The general is a sensible person. She will come back from the border after a while. I don't know if she will He will be the emperor, and help Concubine Chu to become the empress."

"Is the Dog Emperor the kind of person who eats threats?"

"That's not necessarily true. After all, the general holds the military power."

"Brother, when did you come?" Cheng Xiaochi spat out a melon seed.

"I was five years ago, but I haven't met General Chu yet. I heard that I went out eight years ago and never came back."

"Is it so chaotic outside?"

"No, just as a pestle to prevent troubles from outside."

The two of you talked to each other, and Cheng Xiaochi roughly figured out the situation.

Gao Zhao left after lunch, and Cheng Xiaochi gave Gao Zhao a basket full of rewards from the emperor.

Gao Zhao said, "If you don't know about this, you might think I copied some natal family."

Cheng Xiaochi returned to the bed and was paralyzed, suddenly he wanted to understand one thing, is the dog emperor using him as a cover?

This fucking quilt is just chatting, without touching, and she is going to become a demon concubine?

The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became, but there was nothing he could do, he couldn't hang a banner on the door——Cheng Xiaochi's butt pain had nothing to do with the emperor.

In the afternoon, Cheng Xiaochi abandoned his troubles, prepared to burn incense and take a bath, and began to create.

Little Beak ran in hastily again.

Cheng Xiaochi blushed and quickly put on his clothes, no matter how innocent he looked.

He was annoyed: "Who is it again? See you, see you, see you!"

"No, no, there is a post."

Cheng Xiaochi was puzzled, and took a look at the post. There was a lot of nonsense. Anyway, the last meaning was that Li Fei wanted to hold a party at his house tomorrow.

Originally, the identities of Cheng Xiaochi and the concubines were not close at all, but Cheng Xiaochi was admitted with an exception and had a room, which was equivalent to a concubine with a separate palace.

Do they still feel that they have to drink tea with them and compose poems with their orchid fingers up?

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart: You have no grades to recommend, and I am an exception to admit, it is different, we are different!

But you said that the concubine's post came, and you can't say that she didn't see her behind closed doors. He wandered around the room for a while, then turned back and said to Xiao Zuo: "Okay, then let's tidy up the yard."

Little Beak: "Ah? How to fix it? Isn't the yard nice?"

Cheng Xiaochi showed a terrible smile——peacock spirit is not! ?

·

Concubine Li received the letter from the Grand Tutor, she was a little disdainful, and said to her big servant girl: "Since ancient times, the emperor has been very manly, what's the result? If there are a few that will end well, they will only be pampered for a few months." .”

She thought to herself, anyway, it's fine to know that the emperor is not bad at home, as for men, which one is not lustful.

The eldest servant girl nodded: "Yes, when His Majesty gets tired of playing, you will know that women are good, and men are not as good as women!"

Concubine Li spread out the letter, looking at the words on it, a little confused.

Nothing more than two things were written in the letter.

1: See if the matter between Chengchi and the emperor is true.

2: Let's see if Chengchi is a peacock spirit.

Concubine Li:? ?Am I literate?

what fine?Peacock spirit?What the hell?