Abnormal group wear

"Li Shangshu, last time I asked you to find a Taoist mage, how is it?"

Li Shangshu's scalp is numb, how can he say that he is a sorcerer begging for a son?

"I've already gone to look for it, and they said they will return to Beijing in two days."

The prime minister nodded, "These days we'll stay put and stabilize Chengchi, and always let the women go to find out the truth, and he should have noticed it too."

Li Shangshu nodded: "Then how can we persuade His Majesty to open the altar?"

The prime minister smiled: "Don't worry, there will be ancestor sacrifices before His Majesty's birthday, have you forgotten?"

Li Shangshu slapped his head, "Yes, at that time, we need to do something, and then find a reason to involve the mage."

At this point, the prime minister felt a little more relieved, at least he calmed down, but he was still shattered by the news in the letter.

"Remember to inform the ladies that the matter of His Majesty cannot be spread out, and must be kept a secret! You know, I know, the lady knows!"

Li Shangshu: "Understood!"

Cheng Xiaochi: I know it too!

·

Cheng Xiaochi's peacock fine cosplay was quite effective, and he lived a clean life.

He sleeps until three poles every day, has lunch after taking a bath, and then someone grinds ink for him, and then he starts art creation activities.

If it weren't for the emperor and a lot of troubles, he really wanted to be a rice bug with no ideals.

With a lot of accumulation these days, he has published nearly ten sets of cards, and the serialization has reached more than 20 chapters, which can be regarded as a small climax/point.

The protagonist, Gong Yu, after being tempered in the competition, although he went mad for a while, with the help of the master, he recovered his original heart.

He devoted himself to cultivating in the door, but discovered strange things.

The gentle and kind second senior brother took great care of him, but he frequently entered the back mountain for the first time in the uninhabited land, and his body was stained with blood. When he ran into him late one night, a trace of scarlet flashed in his eyes.

The fierce and indifferent elder brother is the flower of Gaoling, but he often smiles at him when teaching Gong Yu.

Fortunately, the master is as strict as usual, only occasionally taking action to regulate the blood of his body...

Before rebirth, Gong Yu's asshole brothers, seeing Gong Yu's cultivation so fast, became mad with jealousy and came to find fault.

But they were all chased away by the seniors, and even the master shot them.

The days of cultivation are very hard, but they are also very comfortable, until one day...

Gong Yu suddenly felt that his cultivation was not going well, some places were blocked, so he thought about asking Master.

Usually the gate of Master's cave is open, but today it is closed, but Gong Yu has always had the privilege to enter directly.

As soon as he entered the door, Gong Yu smelled a strong smell of blood, and he became anxious.

Something happened to Master?

But when he walked to the cold pool where the elder master practiced, he was stunned.

There was a person in the cold pool. That person had white skin and loose silver hair. He was cultivating with his eyes closed. Hearing his voice, he slowly opened his eyes. There seemed to be thick blood flowing in the eyes.

It's... Master!

Immortals are mostly peaceful and upright, although sword cultivators are fierce, they are also upright, but...but Master...

Gong Yu's legs seemed to be filled with lead, and he didn't know what to do. His breathing accelerated, his heart seemed to be jumping out of his body, and his voice was hoarse: "Master?"

The little manager: "Oh my god, as I said, the master is abnormal! He is actually the big devil who cheated to death under the siege of the righteous way 500 years ago."

Xiaoyuanzi: "What about the second senior brother?"

The little manager: "Yuemo is also a demon."

"It's so exciting!"

"What's next! Oh my god, will the master want to kill someone to silence him?"

The little manager always felt that he tasted something again. After watching the plot for a few times, he felt that something changed quietly in his heart...

Gao Zhao's chubby body was sitting on the rocking chair, listening to the eunuchs discussing, he said in his heart: I have already seen through Cheng Xiaochi's routine, and the next step is definitely the bloody plot of Danmei!

captivity!Blackening!Now that I've exposed my true colors, I won't pretend anymore, tsk.

How dare this horrible rotten man say that he is straight?

Gao Zhao didn't want to spoil it, he just wanted to wait to see their reaction when they saw the plot, thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Gao Zhao rested for a while and returned to the main hall. There are many things to start busy with.

After half a month of preparations for the ancestor worship, the day will come in a few days, and everything must be done properly, and there is no point in making mistakes.

After that, it is the emperor's birthday, and it will be busy for a while.

He suddenly recalled how busy he was as a virtual idol.

·

In the harem, it was quite calm. Concubine Li of the harem was intimidated, and the other concubine De lived in seclusion, very Buddhist, and she was hardly seen in the harem.

Concubine Chu Guifei has always been in poor health. She used to make troubles with the concubines in the harem, but recently she stopped for some reason.

As a result, when the harem was supposed to have a big show, it turned out to be calm and nothing happened.

While Cheng Xiaochi was at leisure, he was inexplicably regretful. He had experienced the grand occasion surrounded by many beautiful young ladies, and he was not used to being quiet all of a sudden.

It's like eating big fish and meat, how can you swallow the dried salty fish.

Cheng Xiaochi's mind flashed the emperor's face.

The night the emperor came over, Cheng Xiaochi didn't fall asleep all night, he had to be on guard all the time, he was lying on his side, staring at the emperor's face.

To be honest, he is really good looking.

The bridge of the nose is very straight, when the light hits from above, it will fall on the edge of the lips, the eyes are so dark that there is nothing in the depths, if there is an unstoppable chill in the eyes on weekdays.

He thought for a while, thinking of Black Panther.

Cheng Xiaochi likes to watch documentaries, cats, and the moment a black panther looks through the camera, he in front of the screen is like being stared at by a predator, and he has a feeling of scalp numbness, and that feeling appears there at the same time. When the sun is startled by a glimpse.

That night, Emperor Dog and Cheng Xiaochi slept under the quilt, and it was the first time for Cheng Xiaochi to see Emperor Dog at such a close distance. However, even when he was asleep, his cold and hard facial features were still clouded.But probably his slender eyelashes suppressed his sharpness, making him less aggressive.

The shadow of the first neck choking has slowly faded in Cheng Xiaochi's mind, replaced by the image of the dog emperor lying beside him.

Last time the dog emperor thought he heard what the palace man said and wanted to strangle him, but at that time, he closed his eyes and slept beside him without any scruples.

Tsk, he is not in love with me, is he?

Cheng Xiaochi felt suddenly enlightened, and after thinking about it, he faintly felt that he knew the truth again.

The emperor likes men and he can't do it, he is a man, yes, yes to the emperor...

No matter how you think about it, it is logically correct!

hiss----

At this time, he was a little distressed, if the dog emperor was really that kind of lover, would he go for it or not?

A picture emerged in his mind, the picture was too beautiful for a straight man to imagine.

It's just that he still can't help but start to think wildly, and his mind is full of some disharmonious pictures.

Thinking about it, he suddenly felt uncomfortable all over his body. He quickly got up from the bed and manipulated the paper like a tiger.

After painting, he looked around, but there was no one around. He folded the rice paper and hid it in his small cabinet.

Tsk, why did you have to hide Xiaohuang/books in ancient times, it's boring!

·

Concubine Li stayed in the house all day, her illness was more than half recovered, and the trauma in her heart could not be healed.

As a concubine of the same rank, Concubine De naturally wanted to visit, and Concubine Li naturally had to see her too.

Concubine Li and Concubine De were originally on good terms, but Concubine Li became more and more buddhist, and she was completely different from herself, so she faded away, but the two could still talk, and they had a good relationship, belonging to the same camp.

Concubine De came in, "Sister, I heard that you are sick, what's the matter?"

Concubine Li got up and sat up half propped up, "Hey, it's a long story."

Concubine De showed a gentle smile, she first chatted about the household chores, concerned about Concubine Li's physical condition, and then began to get down to business.

"I heard that you went to see Chengchi? Did he really have sex with His Majesty?" When she said this, it seemed that there was some expectation in her tone, mixed with this faint excitement.

Concubine Li didn't notice it, and nodded: "Sister, I'm only telling you about this, you can go there and don't spread the word."

Concubine De nodded immediately: "Sister, tell me quickly!"

Concubine Li then narrated what happened yesterday in full detail, and he was powerless, "Then Cheng Xiaochi is really a peacock spirit! It's absolutely true!"

Concubine De cleared her throat and suppressed her already agitated emotions: "Your Majesty is really...down there?"

Concubine De: Why weren't you shocked that Cheng Chi is a peacock spirit! ?

"It's absolutely true, even if Cheng Chi gave him a hundred guts, he wouldn't dare to spread rumors about His Majesty, besides, it's this kind of... that concerns a man's dignity... but it's a serious crime to deceive the emperor!"

Cheng Xiaochi: I dare.

Concubine De was stunned when she got the answer, she was shocked on the spot.

She didn't expect to make new discoveries at all. When she came, she only wanted to eat the melons of His Majesty and the male favorite, but she didn't expect to be dug up by him to be a shockingly big melon! !

The emperor turned out to be below! !

Hey, you really don't think about surprising the peacock spirit.

Concubine De recalled, the emperor was about [-], right?

Cold skin, thin lips, peach blossom eyes, and a murderous aura make people frightened. Although he is almost thirty, he looks like a wolf-like Alpha Tibetan Mastiff in his twenties.

What's the matter?

It shouldn't be! ?

This made Concubine De very curious, what kind of alpha attack is Chengchi, who can beat the best of the emperor!

After all, when two A's are together, one of them will definitely be an O for love, but she never expected that it would be the emperor!

Seeing Concubine De as if struck by lightning, Concubine Li expressed her understanding.

"Sister, my sister's illness was caused by fright. Now I just feel that the future is bleak. Are you and I going to die of loneliness in the harem in the future?"

Concubine De said in her heart, fart!The palace is full of food and drink, although there is no Internet, but such a big show in the harem is not enough to eat melon seeds!

Thinking so in her heart, she said softly: "Sister, don't worry, I'm still here to accompany you? If you are bored that day, you can sit in my hall, and we will recite sutras and eat fast."

Li Fei: ...I fucking need a man.

"Thank you sister."

Concubine De: Don't come, I just want to knock on the CP of men and women!Also want to find a big fierce A!Forget it, do I want to go there?Are you in love?What's up...

The author has something to say:

The emperor's operation was as fierce as a tiger.

Cheng Xiaochi: I won't give birth, I won't give birth! !

The emperor's operation was as fierce as a tiger.

Cheng Xiaochi: I give birth, I give birth...

ps: There is no birth in this article, it is purely a spoof.