Abnormal group wear

As a troublesome woman with a blue face and a concubine in a flourishing age, Cheng Xiaochi was about to play mahjong with a skewer of barbecued meat in his mouth.

However, his sickly appearance made Gao Zhao feel distressed for a while: "Big brother, I am the only revolutionary comrade in arms, you can't kneel down."

Cheng Xiaochi went over as soon as he jioed, "Don't be crow-mouthed!"

Because of the Chunna medicine and some kind of mysterious castration medicine, the medicines in Cheng Xiaochi's body clashed with each other, causing blood stasis, and the whole person looked like a spring breeze blowing willows, as if he would fall down if he blows.

A certain painter who was full of energy and could live two pages a day is now a master at dragging.

After going out for half a month without a change, the people from the Bureau of Food and Fashion and the Ministry of Internal Affairs were completely overwhelmed, but even if they had the guts, they would not dare to go to His Majesty's bedroom to find someone.

As a result, the wait was half a month.A group of father-in-laws who have been chasing serials.

After the emperor returned to court, everyone was overjoyed, and Mr. Cheng finally had some free time!

However, everyone found that Mr. Cheng looked terminally ill, and he didn't order what he usually liked, and he didn't even eat well.

Occasionally, I saw him lying down, lying on his stomach, or next to him, his face became thinner, and his cheeks were slightly sunken.The mobile terminal remembers in a second to provide you with wonderful novels to read. The rumors that the emperor is not good are self-defeating, and he has become a vigorous and energetic majesty. He is indeed an emperor through the ages.

The whole palace knew that Mr. Cheng had been squeezed clean.

Because when Mr. Cheng came back from His Majesty's palace that day, the road was crooked. His Majesty wanted to help him, but Mr. Cheng still used his temper and refused to let him go. Then he just stumbled back to Baiyi Pavilion...

Gee.

Sure enough, the serialization of this story book was cut off. When the little manager delivered food over and over again, he could smell the smell of medicine in the room. Mr. Cheng was still lying on the couch, as if he was breathing in but not out. .

The little manager felt a little distressed, what did your Majesty do?

Make people like this?

There must be some special hobbies, right?

Thinking of this made him feel cold all over.

The emperor's weird temperament is already quite frightening, maybe it's really true?

Think about the emperors of previous dynasties, there are many eccentricities, and some eccentricities are appalling, and some emperors like to have fun by hurting people's bodies...

I thought the emperor was just a manly man, but never expected...!

It's our family who misunderstood you!

Thinking of this, the little manager felt very distressed, so these days, he often asked the little eunuchs below to make some qi-invigorating medicinal meals and send them over to give Cheng Xiaochi a boost.

Concubine De is quite psychedelic this month. The emperor's palace is closed, and Cheng Chi never comes out after entering the palace. He can't play CP, and he can't listen to gossip. It's boring enough.

It was already boring enough, but Concubine Chu still went to see him and her every day, drinking for the whole afternoon, chatting about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting every day without saying a word...

Oh my god, Concubine De was so embarrassed that she had to dig out a room and two living rooms.

Unexpectedly, half a month later, Concubine De got the news that Cheng Chi had come out of the emperor's palace.

He was shocked.

Half a month!The emperor is exaggerating too!

The most exaggerated thing is that he heard that Cheng Xiaochi came out of the emperor's bedroom because he was ill, and he couldn't even imagine how intense the two of them were.

Concubine De had a picture in her mind.

But he has doubts, why is Cheng Chi sick, isn't Cheng Chi on top?

Wait, he found himself ignoring a detail, this place is different from the abo world.

The alpha sex/function in Abo is extremely strong, and no one can't get out of bed for three days and two nights.

The humans here should not be able to reach that level, and I heard...the ones in the upper ranks are easy to be drained...!

Thinking about it this way, Concubine De immediately imagined Cheng Chi being drained.

God, how much does the emperor want?

When he thought of this, he couldn't stop his nosebleed.

At this moment, Biyu came to report again: "The imperial concubine has come to see you for afternoon tea!"

Concubine De: ...

Had to greet, Concubine De stood up to greet her.

The two went to the small pavilion where they usually go, a cup of tea and a book, one afternoon.

But this time, Concubine De was always distracted and couldn't help but think about the emperor and Cheng Chi.

Concubine Chu's eyes darkened: "Sister, what are you thinking?"

Concubine De quickly apologized, "Ah, it's nothing."

Concubine Chu was a little hurt: "Sister, I thought we were already as close as sisters..."

Concubine De quickly waved her hand: "No..."

Then Concubine De suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up!It's better to pull Concubine Chu into the camp, so that you can take pictures and CP together!

Thinking of this, he glanced at Concubine Chu Gui, and tentatively said, "Sister, what do you think of Your Majesty and Cheng Chi?"

Concubine Chu seemed a little surprised by this question.

"I don't have any opinion. It is his freedom to favor whomever your Majesty favors, and we have no right to interfere."

"No no no, I mean... don't you think they're a good match?"

Concubine Chu raised her eyebrows, looked at Concubine De, and saw that the other party's eyes were amused, her cheeks were flushed, and the pheromones coming out of her body were unbearable, and she seemed to understand what Concubine De was doing.

interesting.

"The posture of becoming a celestial being, standing with His Majesty, is very suitable."

"exactly!!"

"What is my sister asking this for?"

Concubine De carefully said: "In the harem, there is little fun. I think that Chengchi is quite suitable for His Majesty, and I can't help but pay attention to them...to have some fun!"

Concubine Chu understood, and smiled in her heart.

"Interesting, that sister can also discuss it with me, and I can have more fun!"

Concubine De was overjoyed!Didn't this find a colleague?In the future, you don’t have to eat melons by yourself!

"Okay, okay! This way we can talk often and don't have to worry about not having fun!"

Concubine Chu nodded: "Since that's the case, why don't you come to my bedroom in a few days and we can talk all night?"

Concubine De didn't even think about it, she immediately agreed.

"Okay! Okay! Let's make an appointment!"

De Fei cheers!

Concubine Chu Guifei smiled lightly.

Cheng Xiaochi was still sick, but Gao Zhao had some free time these few days, so he agreed to play mahjong with Cheng Xiaochi, but they were just the two of them, and they couldn't join hands anyway, so they could only build the Great Wall first.

"Speaking of which, mahjong is really enduring," Gao Zhao sighed.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Yeah, yeah, online games or something, it's better to play mahjong for fun, but playing too much is tiring, mainly because you are poor and can't afford to lose..."

"You are a great artist and you still can't afford to lose?"

"Hey, don't mention this. Before selling the copyright, I was a migrant worker, working overtime and painting every day. I didn't live a human life."

"So hard, isn't it all holographic painting now?"

Cheng Xiaochi paused: "What is holographic painting? A new drawing board? Do you still understand this?"

Gao Zhao was weird: "No, big brother, the drawing board is something from 100 years ago, right? Does anyone still draw it by hand?"

"Huh? Are you still drawing in your head without a drawing board?"

Gao Zhao: "What kind of painting do you use if you don't use your brain?"

The two of them paused at the same time, glanced at each other, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Gao Zhao: "Speaking of big brother, I was a little strange last time. What you said about Zombies vs. Zombies. If I hadn't been an old game fan, I would never have known about that retro game that could enter a museum."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Then the game...was just a few years ago?"

Soon, they knew what was going on with this sense of dislocation.

It turned out that they were not of the same age.

At this time, Cheng Xiaochi remembered the three brothers who were cultivators, and told Gao Zhao about the matter.

Gao Zhao's eyes widened, and he said, "Fuck, I haven't met you so much. I like to watch it the most. This stuff is enduring. It's a big hit in the virtual age. After all, it's two different stages of development, and the holographic In the game, the hottest ones are also Xianxia! I didn’t expect to meet the real one!”

Cheng Xiaochi: "I'm also curious, but when they got here, they lost all their aura and became no different from ordinary people. I heard that their sword skills are not bad!"

Both of them lamented that this world is too amazing.

"According to the virtual age, my consciousness should drift to the parallel universe. According to their cultivators, this is to step through the void and enter other worlds."

Cheng Xiaochi said: "According to me, this is time travel..."

He muttered in a low voice: "I seem too petty...!"

Gao Zhao said indifferently: "Hey, they are almost the same, the essence is still the same, and the result is also the same. So, in fact, time and space, in fact, are essentially the same."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Brother, what you said makes sense, it feels so profound..."

The two thought for a while, and decided not to think about it, it is better to play mahjong!

Gao Zhao found the little manager and a jittery little eunuch, and told them how to play. Halfway through the talk, he turned to Xiaochi and asked, "Where do we play mahjong?"

Cheng Xiaochi and him together, "Let's play Sichuan mahjong!"

Unexpectedly, Sichuan mahjong has been used for a hundred years, and it is worthy of being the capital of mahjong!

The rules are not difficult, and soon the little manager and the little eunuch learned it, and Cheng Xiaochi rubbed his hands, looking forward to it.

The little manager took advantage of his spare time to secretly look at Cheng Xiaochi.

Cheng Xiaochi's facial features are exquisite, even if he has an unhealthy complexion, he is quite attractive, but he is indeed quite unhealthy.

The color of the lips is very light, like the pear blossoms in the back mountain, with a hint of cold whiteness, the fundus of the eyes is blue, the waist and limbs are weak, the whole person is very like-yang deficiency.

It looked like he was being squeezed out, he couldn't help but sigh, Mr. Cheng, you have worked hard! !

Playing mahjong is addictive, four of them play for one night, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't stay up in the middle of the night, so he wanted to get on the bed.

"The last one, I'm going to sleep after beating..." Cheng Xiaochi really couldn't do it.

Several bowls of soup and medicine came from the small beak, followed by a few pieces of pastries.

Cheng Xiaochi was miserable, and he drank the soup while playing mahjong.

The little manager: "Young master Cheng, why did you drink so much medicine? What's wrong with your body?"

Cheng Xiaochi don't open his eyes, he won't let anyone know about this matter, Gao Zhao alone is enough!

"It's not a big problem, it's not good if you know."

His ambiguity made the little manager even more certain of his guess, that His Majesty has eccentricities as expected!

The little manager didn't continue to ask, but said with some distress: "Young Master Cheng has wronged you, and I will order the medicinal food room to bring you more medicinal food recently."

Cheng Xiaochi is alert, does the little manager know something! ?

The news in the palace is so easy to circulate, and the little manager is also a half-time official. It is easy to know what, and his face burns instantly.

"Don't give it away, don't give it away, I will get better slowly, don't worry, I still want to rest for a while..."

When the little manager heard it, he immediately understood that it was Mr. Cheng who wanted to use his poor health to evade the emperor!

As it turned out, he felt even more sympathetic to Cheng Xiaochi.

It was agreed to play a game, but after another two or three sentences, Cheng Xiaochi really couldn't open his eyes, and almost fell asleep leaning against the table.

In the end, Gao Zhao and the little manager worked together to carry him back to the bed, and Cheng Xiaochi yelled: "I can do three more rounds," but as soon as he touched the pillow, there was a snoring sound.

Gao Zhao/Little Manager: ………

The fact that the emperor has eccentricities spread like wildfire, and everyone in the palace was in danger. Some of the little court ladies and eunuchs who wanted to gain power through their beauty put away their ideas one after another.

Even Concubine De got the news.

He was completely confused at this moment, is Cheng Xiaochi zero or one?

Could it be that the emperor, Zero, has some eccentricities, and for him, Zero...

Damn, I can't bear to look directly at it when I think about it, okay?

"Biyu, Biyu, go and bring me a letter. I'll go to the imperial concubine tonight!"

It was the third day that Cheng Xiaochi found out about the news, and when he found out, he felt a big hole in his heart.I didn't know that the news came from me at all, and I thought it was true news.

Cheng Xiaochi: What's going on, not only is he gay, but he also has eccentricities, this...

Frightening! !

What is even more frightening is that Cheng Xiaochi has become a victim of that eccentricity. Now that Cheng Xiaochi goes out, whenever he sees people, he can feel their sympathetic eyes...!

On this day, the emperor set up Bai Yi Pavilion!

Concubine De was shocked when she heard the news, the emperor is going to kill Cheng Xiaochi! x as much as possible! ! ?