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Cheng Xiaochi thought about it, in fact, Gao Zhao was not bad to him, he would bring him some fun and delicious food in advance.

Cheng Xiaochi would help out with anything. Cheng Xiaochi thought about it carefully. In fact, Gao Zhao was also testing whether he liked Emperor Dog or not.

According to his own performance, in front of Gao Zhao, he disliked him very much, and crazily spoke ill of Emperor Dog.

No matter who looks at it, he doesn't like the dog emperor, and he is very afraid and hates him.

Gao Zhao made a plan for himself to get out of the palace, and then engage in business in the time travel book by himself, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it! ?

Thinking about it this way, Gao Zhao seems to have no shame in his heart?

Except for getting information from him, other actions have nothing to do with Cheng Xiaochi, and they have helped him for a long time. After careful analysis, Cheng Xiaochi really has no right to blame Gao Zhao.

But the emperor has it, the emperor has been forced into the palace, this is a deep hatred, and it is not too much to implicate the nine clans.

Only then did Cheng Xiaochi realize that he had made a particularly stupid request.

Bringing in the characters, Cheng Xiaochi felt like the Virgin Mary, and the emperor might not know how to scold him in his heart!

When the emperor came again, it was Xiaozhu who told Cheng Xiaochi that the general had retreated and the two sides shook hands to make peace.

"How about shaking hands and making peace?"

Xiao Zuo said: "The general apologized to the emperor in front of everyone, and said that because of his mistake, he caused chaos, so he wanted to return the military power."

The queen mother immediately stated that the general has made great contributions to guarding the frontier,

and many more?

Retreat, shake hands and make peace?

Is this speed a bit too fast?

But it's always good to shake hands and make peace.

But he also didn't understand very much, how did he shake hands and make peace without pursuing responsibility?

When Cheng Xiaochi was sitting by the bed watching the moon, the emperor's footsteps were as light as a cat's, and Cheng Xiaochi didn't let Cheng Xiaochi hear him, and hugged Cheng Xiaochi from behind for a moment.

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly felt a mysterious force flooding his whole body.

Ah, the physique buff is back!

It is probably because the physical buff has no effect for a long time, and once it has an effect, the helicopter will skyrocket.

The emperor who hugged Cheng Xiaochi from behind immediately felt something abnormal in the body in his arms, this abnormality seemed...

"Is there any new progress in Koike's disease?"

Cheng Xiaochi covered his head: "I don't know, but it's been so many days, at least there must be some progress?"

It can't always be sheep tail!

The emperor looked at Cheng Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi quickly took two steps away. The emperor followed him and said, "Let the widow check it out."

Cheng Xiaochi was afraid of these words, his scalp went numb, "It's no good, no need to check, it's probably all right."

"Is it?"

This scene was too embarrassing, Cheng Xiaochi bit the bullet and changed the subject, mentioned the general, and he asked very tactfully what was going on.

The emperor stared into Cheng Xiaochi's eyes, and suddenly smiled: "Xiaochi, in what capacity are you asking these questions?"

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly realized that there was no rule that the harem was not allowed to interfere with the government.

He seemed to have heard this somewhere.

Cheng Xiaochi scratched his head: "Just ask, don't interfere."

In fact, the emperor didn't intend to be serious with Cheng Xiaochi, but he really talked about the situation with Cheng Xiaochi.

The general really handed over his military power, fined him, and was confined for a period of time. Cheng Xiaochi escaped. The general responded and changed into a harem concubine. .

This is considered a great achievement, so the general got some rewards.

It's just that the rewards and punishments are clear, and they still have to be grounded.

In addition, Concubine Chu, Concubine De, and Concubine Li have already lifted the confinement and returned to their original appearance.

Gao Zhao, whom Cheng Xiaochi cared most about, had no further words.

Picking up a cup of tea on the table, Cheng Xiaochi moistened his throat and suppressed the evil fire by the way. He couldn't ask Gao Zhao directly, so he seemed too concerned.

In fact, Cheng Xiaochi was not allowed to think too much, the emperor called the imperial doctor to check Cheng Xiaochi's condition.

Cheng Xiaochi hurried back to put it on—mainly to cover the gold chain on his ankle.

This is too embarrassing.

"The pulse condition is stable, it should be fine, how does the empress feel?"

Cheng Xiaochi: Where do I feel?

Another imperial doctor said: "The pulse condition is normal, but the specifics need to be observed directly, this..."

He glanced at the emperor, who waved his hand: "Go down."

Cheng Xiaochi was terrified, why did he turn back again.

"Your Majesty, since I have recovered from my illness, I don't need to rest in bed, can I just..."

The emperor nodded: "Aifei spoke well."

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned for a moment, why the emperor was so talkative all of a sudden, "Your Majesty, then I can go back to Baiyi Pavilion, right?"

His Majesty sat sideways on the edge of the bed: "Yes."

Cheng Xiaochi:?

"really?"

"When did the widow ever lie to you?"

Cheng Xiaochi immediately pulled his foot out, "Then Your Majesty, is this..."

The emperor: "It seems that Xiaochi has not been diagnosed and healed. Didn't the imperial doctor say that he still needs to be observed."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth and asked, "Your Majesty, after confirming, can you let me go back?"

"Ah."

The emperor Shi Shiran just sat there, looking at Cheng Xiaochi with a smile on his face, Cheng Xiaochi was stared at directly by his gaze... so what.

He moved his butt, sat next to the emperor, and said in a muffled voice, "Look..."

After 10 minutes passed, there was a little strange sound in the hall, and then the emperor wiped his hands and commented: "Well, he has recovered."

Cheng Xiaochi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with tears in his eyes, "That's really great."

The emperor looked at Cheng Xiaochi with strange eyes.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't pay attention, suddenly, the emperor half squatted and half knelt down, and untied the chain at his feet for Cheng Xiaochi.

Cheng Xiaochi was taken aback.

His action was like a marriage proposal, and the emperor's expression looked extremely gentle.

What's the matter, suddenly so gentle?

After untiing it, the emperor's tiger's jaw pinched Cheng Xiaochi's ankle, rubbed it a little, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Cheng Xiaochi shook his head.

The emperor suddenly smiled: "The widow just let you go like this, will you run again?"

Cheng Xiaochi shook his head wildly.

"I promise to stay in the palace absolutely! I only think about His Majesty!!"

For some reason, the emperor's heart skipped a beat, and he raised his eyebrows: "What else?"

"Ah? What else?" Cheng Xiaochi thought for a while, and found a blind spot, his face flushed: "I only have feelings for His Majesty..."

The emperor stared at Cheng Xiaochi with complicated eyes. Cheng Xiaochi's scalp felt a little numb after being stared at. After a while, the emperor said, "Well, you can go."

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The next day, Cheng Xiaochi moved back to Baiyi Pavilion.

Cheng Xiaochi, who was sitting in the chariot, now had his mind full of the scene when he checked his condition last night.

His dignity as a straight man also completely collapsed.

While checking, Cheng Xiaochi asked the emperor why he cared so much about his condition.

Cheng Xiaochi's original intention was to speak out, and wanted to test the emperor's top and bottom, but he encountered the first crisis in his life.

The general meaning of what the emperor said was that if you like to have a reaction, you should enjoy it and enjoy it together, and you want to feel the same as him.

When he heard this, Cheng Xiaochi's heart almost jumped out. He said in his heart that the emperor is actually a pretty good person, and he actually cares so much about his feelings. In a sense, he is so considerate!

...Wait, considerate a hammer!

The emperor is driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom!

And it indirectly proves that the emperor is the one above. After all, if the emperor is 0, then you should care about whether you can do him, not how you feel...!

Cheng Xiaochi felt that his blood volume continued to drop. At seven or eight minutes, after the emperor smiled and said "really fast", Cheng Xiaochi only had blood skin left.

All the blood gathered on his face for a moment, like a drunk shrimp.

He retorted harshly: "This is the first time, it's already very powerful."

Then the emperor looked at him in amazement, as if to say——Oh my god, rare animals, the boy has achieved great success! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Back at Baiyi Pavilion, Cheng Xiaochi immediately wanted to find Concubine Chu, he thought it would not go well, but in the end he saw Concubine De in Concubine Chu's courtyard.

Cheng Xiaochi hurriedly sent the others away, and the three went to the tea room to conspire.

Concubine Chu Gui still had a calm expression on her face, occasionally seeing Xiao Chi's expression as a bit weird, but it was fleeting, and Concubine De was still silly and sweet, and she didn't know what to ask.

——Otherwise, it would be impossible for Concubine De to eat the skin and the bones without knowing anything.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Brother, what happened outside, how is Gao Zhao?"

Concubine Chu Gui: "What else can I do? I'm about to be demoted. The emperor hates my cheap father. If he doesn't bow his head, I will die in the harem."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Then what happened to the general?"

Concubine Chu Guifei's expression was very calm: "Hmm, man, everyone wants to be an emperor, don't you think so?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "I didn't..."

Concubine Chu Gui didn't speak, she gave him a smile and let him experience it for himself.

"What about Gao Zhao?" Cheng Xiaochi asked.

Concubine Chu rubbed Concubine De's little nails: "It's okay, I'll be out in a few days."

"Can the emperor let him go?" Cheng Xiaochi asked.

Concubine Chu cast a glance at him: "You fight for it."

"Me?" Cheng Xiaochi was puzzled.

Concubine Chu Gui: "Blow the wind beside the pillow or something."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Ah... the wind beside the pillow, why is it blowing?"

Do you blow the wind at the emperor at night?

Oh, it means another thing, Cheng Xiaochi thinks he is sick and stupid.

Concubine Chu: "Didn't the emperor say anything to you?"

Cheng Xiaochi was taken aback: "What did you say?"

Concubine Chu Gui shook her head: "I'll just ask blindly, it's okay, you can go back, Gao Zhao will definitely come out in a few days.

Cheng Xiaochi could only ask them if they played poker or not, and several of them wanted to invite Concubine Li to play poker together at night

But soon, news came from Baiyi Pavilion that the emperor had an imperial decree, and Cheng Xiaochi hurried back.

As soon as Cheng Xiaochi left, Concubine De lay down on Concubine Chu's lap: "Cheng Chi is so stupid."

Concubine Chu: "Are you smart?"

Concubine De snorted: "If I'm smart, can I be fooled by you? But you met the emperor a few times a few days ago, and you know that he is not a purebred native! How do you know?"

Concubine Chu: "He told me himself."

Concubine De:? ? ?

Cheng Xiaochi left the imperial concubine Chu's bedroom and returned to Baiyi Pavilion, the whole pavilion was changed.After all, it is a concubine's treatment, luxurious decoration, everything you need, you can check in with your bags, and the uncle can enjoy it.

And something is quietly changing.

Cheng Xiaochi had been favored by the emperor for so many days in the bedroom. Although the court had been in turmoil and everyone was in danger, his heart of gossip was still hot.

Various versions of gossip have been circulated in the palace.

Even the folks in Kyoto began to spread that the emperor only favors a male concubine, and the king does not go to court early!

This gossip has been going on in Kyoto for three or four days, and the people all over the city who are a little bit gossip know the little details.

And three days later, the gossip began to spread from Kyoto.

In one day, I traveled to Zhanjiang, which is [-] kilometers away from here. The emperor only favored a male concubine. He heard that she was pregnant and her belly was three months old.

Then a storyteller from Zhanjiang set off back to Lincheng, and spread the word to Lincheng Hecheng—the emperor only favored a male favorite, and the imperial doctor diagnosed a happy pulse, saying that it might be twins.

Then, among Mr. Storyteller's guests, there was a talented person from Jiangnan who left for Jiangnan the next day. About a week later, he shared this gossip at a poetry competition.

Well, the poetry competition, all the talented scholars and beauties came, this story was told from the mouths of cultural people, polished a bit, and after it was widely circulated in the Jiangnan area, it would even spread to the bitter cold areas in the Northwest.

"What, the emperor only favors one person, and the other empresses want him to carry shoes? Male concubine? Still pregnant?"

"Yeah, I also heard that he was pregnant before entering the palace!"

"Ah? Isn't the emperor angry?"

"I heard that the emperor loves him badly, so I put up with my green hat!"

The final version is————The emperor fell in love with a man when he went to Jiangnan, and he took it by force, and asked Cheng Guogong to offer his illegitimate son. , the emperor was angry and sad, but because he took care of the male concubine's body, he didn't have an abortion and wanted to give birth like this.

But soon there was a reversal, and another person who had eaten melons from elsewhere refuted this claim.

In fact, the emperor had already had sex with the male concubine when he went to Jiangnan, so the child was actually the emperor's.

After all, the version became more and more weird, and some people even said that Xiaochi was the incarnation of a fairy, which was consistent with the prime minister's concerns.

But what is surprisingly consistent is that no one asked: Is he actually a man?

Afterwards, the writing of story books and picture books became popular among the people, and a large number of derivative products gradually circulated.

Then, someone reported the portrait of the male concubine, with a peach blossom face, charming and moving, how can she be described as a stunner.

But in the end they discovered that the portrait was of the concubine's mother, the number one beauty in the south of the Yangtze River, not the concubine herself. It is said that the concubine is prettier than his mother and has inherited Duke Cheng's handsomeness, which is why he was able to fascinate the emperor. Get seven meat and eight vegetables.

All the gossiping people are curious, what kind of beauty is this Cheng Xiaochi, who turns the cruel and cruel emperor into an infatuated kind?

That's how the so-called good stories come about.

Things went on for a while, and after many magical story books were born, the emperor's eccentricities leaked out of the palace, and everyone began to eat melons again, and those perfect story books began to go unknown.

Originally, he was a man of power and good looks, and his wife was a natural match, but now he has become a fan, and has become an emperor and overlord. The beautiful man resisted to death, but was snatched into the palace. In the palace, the emperor did whatever he wanted. Bad, the emperor restrained himself after a serious illness...

The storyteller spoke clearly, and some people even later said that the male concubine's stomach was no longer protruding, and the child inside was killed by the emperor!

These messy gossips even spread to the border later. When mentioning the male concubine, everyone sighed, "Heaven is jealous of Lan Yan!"

But within a few days, a kind of entertainment for the royal family came out of the palace, and the folks followed suit, and it became popular in the market for a while. They started playing this kind of thing called "Mahjong" while talking about gossip after tea and dinner.