Abnormal group wear
Chapter 6
Food Shang Bureau finally ushered in the scripts of the fourth to sixth chapters of "My Teacher".As the little boss, the little manager naturally had the priority. After watching it, he was thoughtful, and followed the other little eunuchs to watch one by one, and there were exclamations from time to time.
"It's amazing, the painting of the elder brother is actually a swordsman, or a 'sword cultivator' who knows fairy arts."
"But what is this sword cultivator? I don't think this painting is from my dynasty, nor from the previous dynasty. Which dynasty is this?"
"What's the matter, there are many dynasties in the storybook that we have never heard of, and some of them are in the legendary fairyland!"
"Didn't I say here, in the realm of comprehension, people from that dynasty can practice immortality! Summon paintings to win!"
"Master! Master has finally appeared! Master is indeed imposing, imposing, extraordinary in appearance, and there is a small red mole in the corner of his eye, which makes people feel good about him!"
"Gong Yu, the main character, is actually a body of a heavenly spirit, but he was mistakenly tested as a waste body. I really expected him to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."
"He lived a new life, escaped from his group of dog brothers, and entered the door of purity, but his cultivation progressed faster than his dog brothers, cool!"
"But it still hasn't revealed what kind of painting this master has. I'm itching to stop here."
The little manager suddenly said: "I always feel that this master seems to be similar."
Several other young eunuchs shook their heads: "I haven't seen it before."
The little manager only thought it was an illusion, and didn't care too much, and said, "I still think this master is a bit weird."
"How weird?"
The little manager couldn't say anything, and shook his head, "I always feel that his temperament is a bit strange, and his attitude towards the protagonist is also puzzling. Maybe I was wrong."
"Little manager, you always think too much. I think Master is upright and shows no mercy to the demons. He is definitely an upright leader!"
"Correct!"
While everyone was busy, the little manager looked back and forth several times, and felt that Cheng Chi was worthy of being the son of Duke Cheng and a talented man in the south of the Yangtze River. This was really the best thing he had ever seen, and he really wanted to see it. Meet this little boy.
I don't know if there is enough food in Chengchi.
·
Of course, Cheng Xiaochi didn't know that his benefactor still wanted to krypton gold, and he was walking around in the courtyard to digest food.Relying on this storybook, Cheng Xiaochi regained some of the fat and water in his stomach, and his nutrition improved, his whole body was not so weak, and his spirit improved a lot.
While walking around, he was thinking about how to fulfill the delicious food he asked for a few days ago.In the afternoon, someone from the Food and Fashion Bureau summoned Cheng Xiaochi to get back the script.
The Bureau of Food and Fashion has been too busy recently, and there are not enough manpower. Even the storybook, they read it intermittently.Cheng Xiaochi was not unhappy, he just happened to be able to go out of this courtyard and have a look at the scenery of the palace alone.
It's just that there is only one problem that needs to be overcome: how to get rid of the food and fashion bureau?
The imperial palace is like a maze, with layers upon layers, one can easily get lost in it.
To be on the safe side, Cheng Xiaochi asked Xiao Zuo to describe, and he drew a map.With the map on his body, he went out.
Pavilions, towers and pavilions, blue bricks and red tiles, he soon saw the magnificence of the ancient palace. When he arrived here, he felt that he was still not prepared enough. Cheng Xiaochi had to look at the map every time he passed an intersection, but he always felt that he was going further and further away. The more biased.
Are all the people in the Palace of Emotions humanoid GPS?
Finally, a certain road turned onto the right path, and there were more people passing by in front of him, so I felt a little relieved.Occasionally, he would stare enviously at the chariot passing by on the main road, which is equivalent to a private car!
He doesn't expect any private car, as long as he can get one, he will be satisfied.But the truth is, he walked until the soles of his feet were smoking, and he was about to rub against the ground and catch fire, and he didn't see the end.
Fortunately, these days are the palace festivals, and there are many eunuchs and maids walking around. He can always find someone to ask when he is about to get lost.
With Cheng Chi's appearance, the advantages were revealed. They never patted someone on the shoulder, and they looked back impatiently. Whenever they saw his face, they changed their expressions and their attitudes changed for the better.
Tsk, this hopeless face controls the world.
However, he managed to find the way smoothly.Passing through the rockery that has passed twice again, bypassing the two familiar pavilions, the gate of the Food and Fashion Bureau is close at hand.
Only then did Cheng Xiaochi realize that Huanyiyuan is really a backwater, a nook and cranny, not even half a brick of the Shangshi Bureau.
Fortunately, the little eunuch from the Food and Shang Bureau used to go to Huanyiyuan to read scriptures every day, and it took him a few miles to walk.But think about it, only in a remote place like Huanyiyuan can you read the storybook without being discovered.
Stepping into the gate of the Food and Shang Bureau, the smoke is lingering, and the steam from the steamer mosaics the scene inside the door. There is also an illusion of entering a fairyland, but this fairyland... really makes people drool.
"Crabmeal steamed buns are out of the pot. This pot is from the side hall. Hurry up and go up. The waiter in the hall said that this Jiangnan delicacy is very popular, and he can't get enough of it."
A large pot of small steamed buns, white and tender buns exuding a tempting and sinful aroma, were packed into exquisite containers, and the waiting maids came out with the trays.
As soon as the steamed buns were put on the plate, the steamed fish was out of the pot. Before Cheng Xiaochi could take a look, the eunuch grabbed his sleeve.
"Master Cheng, come here."
This is the little eunuch who stole Xiaochi's storybook last time, and he was taken to the small room in the hall.
"Mr. Cheng, please come and get the script, we should send it over."
Cheng Xiaochi waved his hand: "Isn't this busy, how dare you bother."
After taking the story book, Cheng Chi turned around and was about to leave, but the little eunuch stopped him, "Master Cheng, the little manager asked me to give these to you, the last time I needed something to eat, I won't have it until a few days later, I'm too busy these days , can’t find time.”
As he spoke, he stuffed an oiled paper bag into his hand.Cheng Xiaochi thanked him a thousand times, how could he have any complaints, his whole mind went into the oiled paper bag.
After leaving the door, Cheng Xiaochi opened the paper bag. Inside were several round and big buns, and a prawn with its head removed.Cheng Xiaochi was well versed in the principle of not revealing his wealth, so he immediately hid the paper bag in his arms, turned into the rockery, and opened it only when he reached a corner.
The buns are still hot, and the round ones are cuter than other things in the world in Cheng Xiaochi's eyes.The prawns are fiery red, and the meat is fresh and tender. The snow-white and Q-bombed shrimp meat pops out of the shell, and a little bit of purple sauce pops to the corner of the mouth.
A certain painter felt that his whole life seemed to be sublimated after taking a bite of the big steamed stuffed bun.
It's just that extreme joy begets sorrow, Cheng Xiaochi's mouthful of steamed stuffed bun was too big, he overestimated the width of his esophagus, he didn't swallow this mouthful, choked in his throat, and there was no water around him, his eyes were wide open, his face flushed, as if In the next moment, he will drive the crane west.
At the critical moment, a voice suddenly sounded beside him.
"Here, water."
Cheng Xiaochi didn't even look at who was handing the water, grabbed the life-saving straw, and poured the water down. After the buns were swallowed, he realized that the water glass he handed over looked luxurious and rich, not the style used by eunuchs.
Before he turned his head, he didn't know who was hiding behind the rockery.
"Bold slave, dare to steal food here!"
Cheng Xiaochi trembled, and almost threw the greased paper bag out of his hand in fright.
Do you know that people can scare people to death!
Looking back, a man in a blue robe with an emerald jade pendant on his waist, his hair tied up, and a small silver crown inlaid with jade stood with his head stretched out. His eyes were slightly squinted, and there was a dangerous aura in his eyes.
———Hey buddy look what I caught you doing?
Cheng Xiaochi felt that this look was similar, but he couldn't remember it.
Seeing this scene for the first time, he didn't know how to react, but seeing the man scrutinizing him carefully, he shouted sharply: "You are not from this harem, who are you?"
The spineless Cheng Xiaochi's legs went limp on the spot, he knelt down with a snap, and began to introduce himself.
"Oh? Duke Cheng's concubine?" The voice suddenly became interested, and he suddenly thought of something, "Could it be the 'beauty' that the old dude Cheng gave to Brother Huang a few days ago."
Cheng Xiaochi felt that he was being scrutinized, back and forth, and then he heard the other party say, "Look up."
There was also a look on his face, and his eyes were slightly wrong.Cheng Xiaochi knew who this guy looked like, like the emperor, that dog emperor.
Then Cheng Xiaochi saw surprise in the opponent's eyes.
In this person's eyes, the kneeling young man had a faint glimmer of water in his dazed and frightened eyes, a trace of white teeth were revealed in his frightened mouth, and his white neck was raised high, with graceful lines, as if inviting people to bite upwards. a mouthful.
At this time, another man walked out from behind, wearing a white robe, not inferior to the man in front of him, looking as gentle as jade.
"Fourth brother."
Brother Huang, fourth brother?Cheng Xiaochi almost knew the identity of the person in front of him.
The man suddenly laughed and turned to ask his second brother.
"Second brother, the slave is slacking off and stealing food in the palace, how will he be punished?"
Cheng Xiaochi's eyes widened, trying to defend himself.
"Should have slapped the mouth fifty times or slapped the stick twenty times. I see you are unparalleled in appearance, and I feel pity for you. Just slap the mouth. If you slap the stick..."
Cheng Xiaochi was shocked, I just ate two mouthfuls of steamed buns, and I didn't eat your rice, what do you do to make trouble?
With just this one sentence, a certain painter's whole body turned cold, and he finally understood the vicious words hurting Liu Yuehan.
Cheng Xiaochi: Ah, you understand now! ?
These days, he is careless. This is the ancient times, the ancient imperial palace. He is just the son of a small country.
From a historical point of view, none of these nobles in ancient times had a good temper.The man behind him smiled helplessly, but did not say anything to stop him.
The man hooked Cheng Xiaochi's chin with his fingertips, and Cheng Xiaochi had goosebumps all over his body, and that inexplicable feeling of trembling all over his body spontaneously arose.
Fortunately, this person fell apart at the first touch, and Cheng Xiaochi's inexplicable physical buff stopped, and his heart rate that had just taken off was like a roller coaster, and it immediately dropped.
"I see that your figure is excellent, and the stick is not suitable."
Cheng Xiaochi nodded hurriedly!
"You are right."
The man suddenly laughed, and spoke chilling words in a soft, sweet tone.
"Cut your tongue, let you remember not to steal it in the future, and you won't be able to taste it if you steal it."
Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes wide: your mother exploded.
Finally, the gentle man behind him spoke: "Fourth younger brother, you are now Prince Rui, so you must be prudent in doing things."
"As Prince Rui, this king is not allowed to punish the little slaves who committed crimes in the palace?"
Cheng Xiaochi understood and hit the gun himself.These two are obviously big bosses, they don't go to eat, they quarrel in this remote place, and he happened to come here to eat.
The gentle man frowned slightly.
The man suddenly laughed and looked at Cheng Xiaochi again, but his eyes were not on Cheng Xiaochi, but passed him and looked behind Cheng Xiaochi.
"I don't think the emperor likes it either, why don't you give him to me and make the best use of everything."
"Aren't you the Wuhen son of Chiqing and Chunyuelou?" the gentle man interjected.
"The place of fireworks, it's just a play on the occasion, how can I take it seriously, right now, I feel that the little prince who came to the door is my favorite, I don't know if the emperor will give up his love."
The man thought for a while and added: "Oh, I forgot, since Brother Huang punished him, he must be unhappy, then..."
Wait, what is he talking about, if he's not talking to the air, that means...
Cheng Xiaochi's back was tense, his neck seemed to be creaking, and he turned his head slowly.The Dog Emperor, who was supposed to preside over the celebration in the main hall, unexpectedly...appeared in this corner! !
Are you sick? ? ? ?
The dog emperor's bright yellow robe was blown fluttering by the mountain wind.
"No cutting."
"It's amazing, the painting of the elder brother is actually a swordsman, or a 'sword cultivator' who knows fairy arts."
"But what is this sword cultivator? I don't think this painting is from my dynasty, nor from the previous dynasty. Which dynasty is this?"
"What's the matter, there are many dynasties in the storybook that we have never heard of, and some of them are in the legendary fairyland!"
"Didn't I say here, in the realm of comprehension, people from that dynasty can practice immortality! Summon paintings to win!"
"Master! Master has finally appeared! Master is indeed imposing, imposing, extraordinary in appearance, and there is a small red mole in the corner of his eye, which makes people feel good about him!"
"Gong Yu, the main character, is actually a body of a heavenly spirit, but he was mistakenly tested as a waste body. I really expected him to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."
"He lived a new life, escaped from his group of dog brothers, and entered the door of purity, but his cultivation progressed faster than his dog brothers, cool!"
"But it still hasn't revealed what kind of painting this master has. I'm itching to stop here."
The little manager suddenly said: "I always feel that this master seems to be similar."
Several other young eunuchs shook their heads: "I haven't seen it before."
The little manager only thought it was an illusion, and didn't care too much, and said, "I still think this master is a bit weird."
"How weird?"
The little manager couldn't say anything, and shook his head, "I always feel that his temperament is a bit strange, and his attitude towards the protagonist is also puzzling. Maybe I was wrong."
"Little manager, you always think too much. I think Master is upright and shows no mercy to the demons. He is definitely an upright leader!"
"Correct!"
While everyone was busy, the little manager looked back and forth several times, and felt that Cheng Chi was worthy of being the son of Duke Cheng and a talented man in the south of the Yangtze River. This was really the best thing he had ever seen, and he really wanted to see it. Meet this little boy.
I don't know if there is enough food in Chengchi.
·
Of course, Cheng Xiaochi didn't know that his benefactor still wanted to krypton gold, and he was walking around in the courtyard to digest food.Relying on this storybook, Cheng Xiaochi regained some of the fat and water in his stomach, and his nutrition improved, his whole body was not so weak, and his spirit improved a lot.
While walking around, he was thinking about how to fulfill the delicious food he asked for a few days ago.In the afternoon, someone from the Food and Fashion Bureau summoned Cheng Xiaochi to get back the script.
The Bureau of Food and Fashion has been too busy recently, and there are not enough manpower. Even the storybook, they read it intermittently.Cheng Xiaochi was not unhappy, he just happened to be able to go out of this courtyard and have a look at the scenery of the palace alone.
It's just that there is only one problem that needs to be overcome: how to get rid of the food and fashion bureau?
The imperial palace is like a maze, with layers upon layers, one can easily get lost in it.
To be on the safe side, Cheng Xiaochi asked Xiao Zuo to describe, and he drew a map.With the map on his body, he went out.
Pavilions, towers and pavilions, blue bricks and red tiles, he soon saw the magnificence of the ancient palace. When he arrived here, he felt that he was still not prepared enough. Cheng Xiaochi had to look at the map every time he passed an intersection, but he always felt that he was going further and further away. The more biased.
Are all the people in the Palace of Emotions humanoid GPS?
Finally, a certain road turned onto the right path, and there were more people passing by in front of him, so I felt a little relieved.Occasionally, he would stare enviously at the chariot passing by on the main road, which is equivalent to a private car!
He doesn't expect any private car, as long as he can get one, he will be satisfied.But the truth is, he walked until the soles of his feet were smoking, and he was about to rub against the ground and catch fire, and he didn't see the end.
Fortunately, these days are the palace festivals, and there are many eunuchs and maids walking around. He can always find someone to ask when he is about to get lost.
With Cheng Chi's appearance, the advantages were revealed. They never patted someone on the shoulder, and they looked back impatiently. Whenever they saw his face, they changed their expressions and their attitudes changed for the better.
Tsk, this hopeless face controls the world.
However, he managed to find the way smoothly.Passing through the rockery that has passed twice again, bypassing the two familiar pavilions, the gate of the Food and Fashion Bureau is close at hand.
Only then did Cheng Xiaochi realize that Huanyiyuan is really a backwater, a nook and cranny, not even half a brick of the Shangshi Bureau.
Fortunately, the little eunuch from the Food and Shang Bureau used to go to Huanyiyuan to read scriptures every day, and it took him a few miles to walk.But think about it, only in a remote place like Huanyiyuan can you read the storybook without being discovered.
Stepping into the gate of the Food and Shang Bureau, the smoke is lingering, and the steam from the steamer mosaics the scene inside the door. There is also an illusion of entering a fairyland, but this fairyland... really makes people drool.
"Crabmeal steamed buns are out of the pot. This pot is from the side hall. Hurry up and go up. The waiter in the hall said that this Jiangnan delicacy is very popular, and he can't get enough of it."
A large pot of small steamed buns, white and tender buns exuding a tempting and sinful aroma, were packed into exquisite containers, and the waiting maids came out with the trays.
As soon as the steamed buns were put on the plate, the steamed fish was out of the pot. Before Cheng Xiaochi could take a look, the eunuch grabbed his sleeve.
"Master Cheng, come here."
This is the little eunuch who stole Xiaochi's storybook last time, and he was taken to the small room in the hall.
"Mr. Cheng, please come and get the script, we should send it over."
Cheng Xiaochi waved his hand: "Isn't this busy, how dare you bother."
After taking the story book, Cheng Chi turned around and was about to leave, but the little eunuch stopped him, "Master Cheng, the little manager asked me to give these to you, the last time I needed something to eat, I won't have it until a few days later, I'm too busy these days , can’t find time.”
As he spoke, he stuffed an oiled paper bag into his hand.Cheng Xiaochi thanked him a thousand times, how could he have any complaints, his whole mind went into the oiled paper bag.
After leaving the door, Cheng Xiaochi opened the paper bag. Inside were several round and big buns, and a prawn with its head removed.Cheng Xiaochi was well versed in the principle of not revealing his wealth, so he immediately hid the paper bag in his arms, turned into the rockery, and opened it only when he reached a corner.
The buns are still hot, and the round ones are cuter than other things in the world in Cheng Xiaochi's eyes.The prawns are fiery red, and the meat is fresh and tender. The snow-white and Q-bombed shrimp meat pops out of the shell, and a little bit of purple sauce pops to the corner of the mouth.
A certain painter felt that his whole life seemed to be sublimated after taking a bite of the big steamed stuffed bun.
It's just that extreme joy begets sorrow, Cheng Xiaochi's mouthful of steamed stuffed bun was too big, he overestimated the width of his esophagus, he didn't swallow this mouthful, choked in his throat, and there was no water around him, his eyes were wide open, his face flushed, as if In the next moment, he will drive the crane west.
At the critical moment, a voice suddenly sounded beside him.
"Here, water."
Cheng Xiaochi didn't even look at who was handing the water, grabbed the life-saving straw, and poured the water down. After the buns were swallowed, he realized that the water glass he handed over looked luxurious and rich, not the style used by eunuchs.
Before he turned his head, he didn't know who was hiding behind the rockery.
"Bold slave, dare to steal food here!"
Cheng Xiaochi trembled, and almost threw the greased paper bag out of his hand in fright.
Do you know that people can scare people to death!
Looking back, a man in a blue robe with an emerald jade pendant on his waist, his hair tied up, and a small silver crown inlaid with jade stood with his head stretched out. His eyes were slightly squinted, and there was a dangerous aura in his eyes.
———Hey buddy look what I caught you doing?
Cheng Xiaochi felt that this look was similar, but he couldn't remember it.
Seeing this scene for the first time, he didn't know how to react, but seeing the man scrutinizing him carefully, he shouted sharply: "You are not from this harem, who are you?"
The spineless Cheng Xiaochi's legs went limp on the spot, he knelt down with a snap, and began to introduce himself.
"Oh? Duke Cheng's concubine?" The voice suddenly became interested, and he suddenly thought of something, "Could it be the 'beauty' that the old dude Cheng gave to Brother Huang a few days ago."
Cheng Xiaochi felt that he was being scrutinized, back and forth, and then he heard the other party say, "Look up."
There was also a look on his face, and his eyes were slightly wrong.Cheng Xiaochi knew who this guy looked like, like the emperor, that dog emperor.
Then Cheng Xiaochi saw surprise in the opponent's eyes.
In this person's eyes, the kneeling young man had a faint glimmer of water in his dazed and frightened eyes, a trace of white teeth were revealed in his frightened mouth, and his white neck was raised high, with graceful lines, as if inviting people to bite upwards. a mouthful.
At this time, another man walked out from behind, wearing a white robe, not inferior to the man in front of him, looking as gentle as jade.
"Fourth brother."
Brother Huang, fourth brother?Cheng Xiaochi almost knew the identity of the person in front of him.
The man suddenly laughed and turned to ask his second brother.
"Second brother, the slave is slacking off and stealing food in the palace, how will he be punished?"
Cheng Xiaochi's eyes widened, trying to defend himself.
"Should have slapped the mouth fifty times or slapped the stick twenty times. I see you are unparalleled in appearance, and I feel pity for you. Just slap the mouth. If you slap the stick..."
Cheng Xiaochi was shocked, I just ate two mouthfuls of steamed buns, and I didn't eat your rice, what do you do to make trouble?
With just this one sentence, a certain painter's whole body turned cold, and he finally understood the vicious words hurting Liu Yuehan.
Cheng Xiaochi: Ah, you understand now! ?
These days, he is careless. This is the ancient times, the ancient imperial palace. He is just the son of a small country.
From a historical point of view, none of these nobles in ancient times had a good temper.The man behind him smiled helplessly, but did not say anything to stop him.
The man hooked Cheng Xiaochi's chin with his fingertips, and Cheng Xiaochi had goosebumps all over his body, and that inexplicable feeling of trembling all over his body spontaneously arose.
Fortunately, this person fell apart at the first touch, and Cheng Xiaochi's inexplicable physical buff stopped, and his heart rate that had just taken off was like a roller coaster, and it immediately dropped.
"I see that your figure is excellent, and the stick is not suitable."
Cheng Xiaochi nodded hurriedly!
"You are right."
The man suddenly laughed, and spoke chilling words in a soft, sweet tone.
"Cut your tongue, let you remember not to steal it in the future, and you won't be able to taste it if you steal it."
Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes wide: your mother exploded.
Finally, the gentle man behind him spoke: "Fourth younger brother, you are now Prince Rui, so you must be prudent in doing things."
"As Prince Rui, this king is not allowed to punish the little slaves who committed crimes in the palace?"
Cheng Xiaochi understood and hit the gun himself.These two are obviously big bosses, they don't go to eat, they quarrel in this remote place, and he happened to come here to eat.
The gentle man frowned slightly.
The man suddenly laughed and looked at Cheng Xiaochi again, but his eyes were not on Cheng Xiaochi, but passed him and looked behind Cheng Xiaochi.
"I don't think the emperor likes it either, why don't you give him to me and make the best use of everything."
"Aren't you the Wuhen son of Chiqing and Chunyuelou?" the gentle man interjected.
"The place of fireworks, it's just a play on the occasion, how can I take it seriously, right now, I feel that the little prince who came to the door is my favorite, I don't know if the emperor will give up his love."
The man thought for a while and added: "Oh, I forgot, since Brother Huang punished him, he must be unhappy, then..."
Wait, what is he talking about, if he's not talking to the air, that means...
Cheng Xiaochi's back was tense, his neck seemed to be creaking, and he turned his head slowly.The Dog Emperor, who was supposed to preside over the celebration in the main hall, unexpectedly...appeared in this corner! !
Are you sick? ? ? ?
The dog emperor's bright yellow robe was blown fluttering by the mountain wind.
"No cutting."
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