Girl from Two-dimensional

The author has something to say: Roommate ABC appears~

For three consecutive days, Genichiro Sanada received the Russian version of Pushkin's poems, the Hindi version of Tagore's poems, and the Tibetan version of Tsangyang Gyatso's poems.The person who wrote the love letter obviously copied it very carefully, but did not take into account the foreign language level of the recipient.

On the fourth day, Genichiro Sanada was able to stand in front of the shoe cabinet and take out a pink envelope from it as usual.

Whose poem will it be today?

Thinking about such questions has become the latest habit of Genichiro Sanada.

"Not poetry?" Genichiro Sanada looked at the opened envelope with some surprise, suddenly feeling a little uncomfortable.

He unfolded the letter paper, and in the center of the light-colored letter paper was written a sentence in beautiful characters: Do you know how Xiao Ming died?

Sanada was silent for two seconds, turned over the letter, and sure enough wrote the answer on the other side: Because Xiao Ming was a lunch box, so Xiao Ming was thrown from upstairs to die. Bracket laugh.

The corner of the mouth twitched slightly, and then the corners of the eyes twitched... again...

So it went from poetry to bad joke?

Sanada Genichiro silently covered his face.

"Xianichiro, what are you looking at?" Mika Yukimura, who came to participate in club training, couldn't help asking curiously when she saw the corners of her deputy director's mouth twitching.

"It's nothing." Sanada quickly put away the love letter, and his expression returned to his usual seriousness.

"Love letter?" Mika Yukimura saw the color of the envelope sharply, and immediately smiled ambiguously, "From Genichiro's admirer?"

No, it was actually given by your sister.

But it's best not to let Jingshi know about such things.Sanada thought silently, then changed his wording.

"A gift from a school girl."

"Oh, junior girl..." Seiichi Yukimura's tone was a bit erratic, "Speaking of which, Nana is almost at the age where she has a crush on boys."

Sure enough, it was correct not to tell Jingshi.

Sanada Genichiro once again strengthened his mind.

"Seichi, Genichiro?" Liu Renji walked in with a tennis bag on his back.

"Lianji, good morning." Sanada greeted him.

"What happened to Jingshi?"

"I don't know..." It's probably because of the younger sister's accusation.

Sanada recalled the words Nioh used to describe Yukimura Seiichi, and silently praised him in his heart.

After all, Seiichi Yukimura was the head of the film, and he quickly recovered from his sister-in-law emotions, smiled softly at the two people watching him, and then said, "What are you doing here? Aren't you going to training?" ?”

Upon hearing this, Sanada immediately looked at Liu Lian'er, and said, "Lian'er, didn't you say you made a new training plan yesterday?"

"Ah, that's right. I think Marui's training needs to be increased. His physical strength is too weak, and he will suffer a lot if he fights for a long time..." Liu Lianji said as he walked out with Sanada tacitly, "What about King Ni? , I think his training volume can be doubled..."

"You decide."

"..."

Yukimura Seiichi squinted his eyes, looking at the backs of the two walking away, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

Can't tell that Genichiro has become smarter too.

It is impossible for Gu Lan to know what happened in Two-dimensional.She is now receiving her comeuppance for lying.

That's right, since she cheated her roommate ABC three days ago with the excuse of her menstrual period, the relatives she hadn't visited for two months finally came again.And it's coming fiercely.

"Oh, it hurts to death..." Gu Lan lay on the bed clutching her stomach and yelled.

"Do you know it hurts now? Huh, you deserve it!" Roommate A was leaning against the door and fiddled with her nails. Hearing Gu Lan's cry of pain, a pair of peach blossom eyes glared at him unceremoniously.

"Isn't it? I told you that you will be punished for lying. No, it's come true." Roommate B came in with a bowl of ginger syrup, and couldn't help echoing the words, "Listen, how miserable this is. , people outside who don’t know think we are killing pigs.”

"You two, don't... hiss... don't make sarcastic remarks!" Gu Lan gave them a white look, "Is it okay to be a little compatriot?"

"Sorry, my ancestry is from Taiwan."

"I'm Korean."

"Taiwan is also part of China!" Gu Lan laughed angrily, "And you! When did you become Korean? Huh?"

"I found a boyfriend of Korean ethnicity, can I marry and follow my husband?" Roommate B retorted.

"Wake up, child. This is China, and puppy love is not allowed." And you are not of legal marriage age yet.

"In Japan, I can have babies at my age, and China's marriage policy is so perverted." Roommate B snorted, and handed the ginger syrup to Gu Lan, "Drink it, I still have the energy to talk after the pain. "

"Don't give it to her!" Roommate C also came at some time, "If you dare to pretend to be sick and let me go, you should let her suffer for two or three days!"

"Vicious woman." Gu Lan snorted twice.

"Yo, I'm vicious? I'll show you viciousness!" Upon hearing Gu Lan's words, roommate C was so angry that he lost his image. He rolled up his sleeves, walked up to Gu Lan, grabbed the soft flesh around her waist, and then 360 degree twist.

So bloody.

Roommates A and B turned their heads in unison.

I can't bear to watch it anymore, is this still a human thing?

"Aw—killer! Help!" Gu Lan screamed.

"If you scream and break your throat, no one will come to rescue you." Roommate C smiled slyly, and the strength of his hands did not relax at all.

"Nobody showed up!" Roommate B yelled appropriately.

"Shut up!" Roommate C turned his head, and after seeing the other party shut up obediently, he looked at Gu Lan with a smile and said, "Do you dare to lie to me next time?"

"Revolutionaries would rather die than surrender!" Gu Lan continued to shout.

"Little boy, you're still reasonable, aren't you?"

"The last time Xiao A refused to go shopping with you, it was also physical pain. Why didn't you teach her a lesson?" Gu Lan was stubbornly resisting.

"I remember when you said that." Roommate C thought about it for a while, and there was indeed such a thing, but, "Your nature is even worse this time. As a good citizen, I must let you recognize yourself." mistake!"

"Boss..." Roommate B said weakly, "Why don't you just forget about it."

"How can I let this dead girl go so cheaply."

"The photo thing..." Roommate A silently reminded.

"Little A is still smart." Roommate C praised, and then stretched out his hands to grab the sides of Gu Lan's face, and asked, "Answer me honestly, where did you get the half-naked photo of Yukimura Seichi that you showed us last time?" ?”

If I told you that his sister gave it to you, you must believe it.

Gu Lan struggled several times to no avail, but roommate B also pressed her down.

You just saw that I was weak, so you came to bully me, right?

"A friend on the Internet sent it to me, and that photo is from COS." After a long stalemate, Gu Lan said so.

"Who can cosplay so much!"

Of course it does, can it not?That's Yukimura Seiichi himself!

No one believes the truth these days, alas.

Gu Lan shook her head silently in her heart, but she said unambiguously: "Now that PS technology is so powerful, people can post-process it."

"Really?" Roommates ABC all stared at her suspiciously.

"It's absolutely true." Gu Lan nodded sharply.

"Then you swear, if you lie to us again, weird things will happen to you within three months."

weird thing?But the oath may not necessarily come true, right?

Gu Lan thought for a moment, then obediently raised her palm, "I swear."

"Okay, you rest. I will help you ask for leave for tomorrow's class." Roommate C made a final decision.

So what are you guys doing here?

Looking at the back of her roommate ABC leaving, Gu Lan once again had a bad feeling in her heart.

It's really weird.God, no, no, Tathagata, why don't we count the oath we just made?