Farming of Doomsday Crisis

Alphard stood behind Wang Chendong and took out dozens of fruit knives.The fruit knives seem to have life and are spliced ​​together to form a super large fruit knife tens of meters long. _(:з)∠)_

Wang Chendong: "...It turns out that this is no longer a simple urban novel." The plot has simply embarked on a road of no return.But in fact, when the weird interstellar setting appeared, he was mentally prepared, but he didn't expect the author's brain to reach this level =. =.

Yu xyuan lifted the skull of the machine and jumped in neatly. Before entering, he said a very cool and ruthless sentence: "At first I didn't want to kill you, but you actually used qigong to kill you in front of me." Brother Chen Dong hijacked you and did such a thing, it is simply unforgivable, I will definitely let your dead body lie everywhere."

"Hey, why are there dead bodies all over the place alone_(:з)∠)_I seem to have heard Zou Bitao's cry." Wang Chendong couldn't help complaining.

But these words had a different meaning in Alphard's ears. He turned his head and curled his lips slightly, and suddenly even the moonlight was eclipsed: "I didn't make a mistake, you will still stand by my side of."

Immediately afterwards, Alphard took out nine rings from somewhere to put on Wang Chendong's finger.For some reason, Wang Chendong suddenly lost the strength to resist and watched Alphard put the nine gemstone rings on his hands one by one _(:з)∠)_.Wearing ten different rings on ten fingers is like nouveau riche.

During this process, Yu xyuan went offline unexpectedly, and didn't take the opportunity to give them a shot (￣▽￣"). It seems that Yu xyuan is already a person who is about to end in this article, and the author forced it Get him offline.

"In this way, no matter who wants to get close to you, the ring will self-explode to blow up that person's kidney." And no matter where Wang Chendong is, he can sense it immediately.Alphard took the ring on Wang Chendong's hand and kissed it lightly, jumped off the observatory and started fighting with the mecha that was only online at x far away at this time.

For the first time, he broke the oath of the royal family of planet xxoo, and did something to deceive others in accordance with his own selfishness, but he didn't feel guilty at all.

Seeing that Alphard actually used qigong (...) to force Wang Chendong to put on his ring, Yu Xyuan was so angry that he flew up: "I'm going to burn Dazhou x Middle School to the ground! Hhhhh..."

Then he fired a huge fireball like the Hong x administrative building, crushing the tall building into ruins all at once.It even blasted away half of the first floor next to it, exposing the classroom of Class 2, Grade [-].

Wang Chendong looked over there, and saw the witty students of Class 2, Grade [-], jumping out of strangely shaped parachutes one after another. (︶︿︶) = convex

Immediately afterwards, Yu Xingyuan manipulated the mecha as if he was drunk, and blasted the teaching buildings of the second and first year of senior high school into scum.

After doing all this, Yu Xyuan finally stopped.It was probably because he played too much all of a sudden, and he crawled out of the mech with a kidney failure.

The originally tall and mighty mecha also turned into a small robot and fell to the ground.

Alphard immediately seized the opportunity to split Yu Xyuan's skull with a super large fruit knife tens of meters long, and cut his kidney in half (°ー°〃). The entire battle scene was simply horrible.

Brother Yu ate the bento angrily without saying a word.

And Wang Chendong said that after watching all this, he suddenly became decades old.

Alphard walked towards the place where Wang Chendong was standing, and slowly showed a gentle smile on Yu Xingyuan's blood-spattered face.

O_0 Wang Chendong took a small step back subconsciously.

The smile on Alphard's face disappeared without a trace, and his handsome face was even more coquettish because it was stained with blood.

"Are you afraid of me?"

"..." Wang Chendong had the feeling that if he dared to agree, he would end up in the same fate as brother Yu, so he shook his head wittily, "How is that possible? I'm just a little bit of a clean freak."

Just when Alphard was about to say something, he was covered in the center by a net of light that fell from the sky.

More than a dozen aliens with identical looks holding dynamite packets and cigarettes in their mouths jumped off the UFO one after another, picked up Yu Xiuyuan's kidneyless body and cried loudly.

Wang Chendong: "..." Can you move a little less, the other half of the kidneys fell to the ground (□, *).This scene is simply unbearable to look at.

The alien cried and shouted: "The great maple dream, condensed dew, cherry dance, Hanxue concubine, butterfly dream, Si Erwen, Ye Luoyu, Han Ling, K`Q, Yilan lotus, heart fruit, Kelin, called me Queen, Your Majesty Yu Xiuyuan, you must die What a tragedy, we will definitely punish your murderer, Prince Alphad of planet xxoo."

_(:з)∠)_

Alphard, who was trapped in the net, took a fruit knife to cut left and right, unable to cut the light net, so he simply flew out with the knife and stabbed the kidney of the loudest crying alien.

The alien threw himself on Yu Xyuan's body and ate the bento.

Then they hijacked Alphard and disappeared on a flying saucer as if they were suddenly woken up by dozens of slaps.

Of course, before leaving, Wang Chendong was forced to send a wave of messages: "Actually, Fengmeng Ninglu Yingwu Hanxue Concubine Diemeng Silwen Ye Luoyu Hanling K`Q Yilanlian Heart Fruit Kelin called me Queen Yuxiu His Majesty Yuan’s kidney is just one of his 1 kidneys, as long as we go back to the world to repair his kidney, he can be revived.”

Wang Chendong, who was ignored all the time: "..." It sounds like a dream, isn't brother Yu an ordinary little pornographic writer, who suddenly turned into a tall alien queen and has a cool A name with a total of 35 characters. He also drove a mecha and razed Dazhou x Middle School to the ground, and then hiccupped. Now he is being taken by his subordinates to repair his kidneys.I really can't live another rough life.

Before Wang Chendong felt emotional about his life, the next second he was surrounded by a team of policemen. _(:з)∠)_

But this time no one said any silly lines like "you're surrounded by us".

A man who looked more like a mother than Weng Xijiaofan stepped out from among the faces of a group of Fan Xhui. He had a gentle smile on his face, but the words he said simply broke the lower limit.

"I heard that you spread rumors that the apocalypse is coming soon on the Internet, and then you were arrested for murder. You escaped from prison somehow and intended to misbehave Miss Li Linglong. It's really a heinous crime." Tears, "It is because of the existence of citizens like you that my dad works so hard, and he suffered from kidney cancer at a young age. The court has already ruled that your kidney be transplanted to my dad."

It turns out that he is the mayor's son Prince [beep——].

Wang Chendong looked back (ノ｀Д′)ノ When did such a big excavator appear in the square!

With a "click", the driver's license of the excavator fell out of his jacket pocket.

"..." Wang Chendong despaired of the logic of this world. Orz

[The mayor's son is so handsome, why don't you kiss him forcibly! o(*≧▽≦)ツ】

Wang Chendong: "Go to hell!!!"