Farming of Doomsday Crisis

Although he had never seen the special vicissitudes of the chief's face, the warden following him in fear was enough to prove his identity.

Everyone retreated to the side one after another, only Wang Chendong who didn't know the situation was still standing in the center.

Because Wang Chendong is a newcomer, he has never seen the warden before, and probably even if he has, he would not be able to recognize the warden's face, because the warden, as a role model, has the same face as thousands of other passers-by. There is neither a prominent logo nor an temperament that is incompatible with the surrounding painting style. It is simply a standardized set.

The director said: "What's going on here?"

The reason why Yu Xyuan wrote about the mayor and the president's love and not about the director and the mayor, who are recognized as good friends in the city, is because he is actually Li Linglong's loyal admirer, and he doesn't want to leave bad things for Li Linglong. impression.And what he loves is not the unrecognizable photo on the Internet, but the real Li Linglong.

In his memory, it was a beautiful day, when Yu Xingyuan was walking on the street, he suddenly felt a sense of inner urgency, and hurried out of the public toilet.Because of the country's co-governance of water and water, all the toilets in City Z broke down overnight, and the residential area has almost become a market overflowing with floating feces. That's right, just like Jinan University in June this year.As a result, public toilets have become in short supply. Not only do you have to pay sky-high tickets for the last trip, but you also have to wait in a long queue for three hours.

Just as he was anxiously queuing in the queue, a girl who looked exactly like the great leader Chairman X came over surrounded by her entourage.The girl frowned as she watched the long queue, and her attendants immediately drew their guns, threatened the conductor, and jumped in.

Looking at the girl's cool back, Yu Xingyuan fell in love. (///▽///)

……

Yu Xingyuan broke away from the memory, looked at Wang Chendong's back and fell into deep thought.

Wang Chendong faced everyone's gaze and said, "I, we are just playing with soap."

"Brother Chendong, you don't need to cover up anymore." Yu Xingyuan stepped out of the shadows.In contrast, his legs look much longer than Wang Chendong's legs _(:з)∠)_.He said with a painful expression: "In addition to seeing you steal brother ox's soap, I also saw you stealing my underwear. That's why I couldn't help but stand up for justice. If you didn't do such an outrageous thing If you do, I will definitely stand behind you and silently conceal your true face for you."

"You..." Wang Chendong had deep doubts about X Yuan's character.If there were not too many people now, he would have pulled out the toilet to absorb his anger and stabbed the kidney far away a hundred times.He took a deep breath and finally calmed down a bit.In fact, Yu Xingyuan pretended to be the little brother next door to get close to him before, and now he spares no effort to blackmail him so suspiciously that he is so suspicious that he must have some ulterior purpose. (/"≡_≡)/~┴┴

"If you think that you have hidden the evidence and no one will find it, then you are wrong, in fact..."

"There's no need to say any more." Wang Chendong looked at him expressionlessly, "So what if I stole your underwear."

"..." Yu Xingyuan was startled, but he immediately reacted and said, "Actually, I have long since disliked your pious appearance. I want to fight with you. If you lose, you will be my slave. The deadline is 100 years."

"Compare." Wang Chendong felt that the most duels were arm wrestling, hurdling and so on. Anyway, it was not worthwhile to turn on the power and speed plug-ins.

Director: "Hey, do you still see my existence in your eyes..."

Then Yu Xingyuan and Wang Chendong came to the computer room in the prison.

_(:з)∠)_Don’t ask why there is an organic room in the prison, maybe the warden also likes to watch country love stories.

Yu Xyuan said: "Let's compete now to see who can write pornographically/violently in 5 minutes."

Wang Chendong: "..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻peat! Who wants to compare with you? Ah! It's an arm wrestling!

【I accidentally fell asleep before, I seem to have missed some wonderful plot o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓】

Wang Chendong: "If you don't wake up, I'm going to be Yu Xyuan's slave for 100 years!"

The author has something to say:

There is no prohibited description at all. Why is it locked... Could it be because of the appearance of a great leader or something?