Rebirth of the interstellar actor

In an inexplicably tense atmosphere, the drama assigned to the acting class this year was drawn out by the counselor.

"We in Another World".

As soon as they saw this name, whether it was the students who were present or the students who were following online, they all let out an ah, as if someone had stepped on their tail.Then in the next second, everyone's eyes were fixed on Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi.

The counselor shook his hands in embarrassment, shut his mouth when he wanted to say something, and followed all the confused students to watch Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi together.

He thought, it must not be because of his black face that he got this drama, but because the strange energy emanating from the two people in front of him affected the final result...

"We in Another World", the plot is roughly about two male protagonists who happen to live next door, but the relationship is not very good.One of the two male protagonists is an extremely straight male cancer, very machismo, looks down on women, and looks down on incompetent men. Although he has made some achievements in his career, but because of his annoying personality, he is single most of the time. My recent wish is to find a girlfriend with big breasts who can take care of others, get married and let her take care of my life.

As his neighbor, the other male protagonist has the exact opposite personality. He is a weak boy with no serious job. He lives in a house left by his parents.People who spend women's money and sleep with women, but they will never be responsible.

Surrounding the lives of these two people, there are also various blind date female subordinates who promote the plot. These people will have many intersections with the two male protagonists, so as to show what kind of weirdness the two male protagonists are.

If the normal development is followed, such two male protagonists will never have a deep intersection in their lives.But an accident turned the two of them into troubled brothers.

Well, maybe it should be called difficult sister difficult sister.

Waking up one morning, both of them discover that the whole world is not right.

Everyone transsexualized, including the two of them.But apart from the two of them, the others have no sense of "this world is wrong" at all, because in their impression, the world should be like this.

What makes the two hard-working male protagonists collapse the most is that in this new world, everyone agrees that they are still a loving lily couple!

Who the hell wants to be a couple with him!

Two poor transgender men who can't see each other's life and death, a bloody drama with all the members confused - in the words of a drama critic, "Us in Another World" uses an absurd way of expression to reveal the most Profound human nature, watching this drama, you will have a deeper understanding of life, have more tolerance for the world, and then you can face your life with a more positive attitude.

It’s bullshit to say so much. For the acting class of their class, choosing this show means that all members have to play in reverse. This is not intentionally ridiculous and funny, although the plot is absurd It is described in a gimmick, but the interpretation must be serious, because except for the two male protagonists, everyone else thinks that they are another gender from the bottom of their hearts.

It's very difficult.

Over the years, among the top ten welcome dramas selected by everyone, which one do you think is the most difficult to perform? "We in Another World" topped the list, and it was praised as only the top non-chief talent. It will be drawn, once drawn, the whole class will be lucky.

How innocent Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi were, they were obviously not chosen by the two of them, yet they had to suffer so many condemning eyes from Ling Chi.

How could the counselor not make good use of such rare two underdogs?Looking at Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi very unkindly, he sighed leisurely.

Needless to say, the two leading actors must be Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi.

If other people's performance difficulty is A, the performance difficulty of the two of them must be SS.Historically, the number of classes that have won this drama is definitely not more than one palm, but there is no performance that can be judged as excellent, and most of them are ruined by the two leading actors.Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi at least used the advertisement for flying shoes and the mv of "Yuhuashi" to prove their skills in cross-talking, which is still worth everyone's expectations.

Moreover, this kind of "annual drama" has always been the best-developed protagonist by default, unless the image is really unreliable.

As everyone expected, Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi had no choice but to agree. They also agreed on a specific rehearsal time. In reality, the time was not easy to arrange, so the counselors opened a special rehearsal room on StarInternet in the name of their class. , multiple people are allowed to gather online, and unless there are extremely special circumstances, no one can be absent at the agreed rehearsal time.

After this matter is settled, after returning home, Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi simply draw lots to decide who will play the two leading actors.

In the end, it was decided that Wang Zixiao would play the straight man with cancer, and Mo Xingzhi would play the soft rice man.

Because the specific date of the welcome party has been set, the two of them also sent invitation letters to their parents.But it was sent, and I don't expect them to come.

After all, this matter is not imminent, so we can let it go first.On the contrary, Wei Shijin has news about the variety show that Wei Shijin told them, and said that he hopes they will be able to appear in these two episodes. If he agrees, the script of the show can be sent to them.

The reality show that invites them is called "Guess Who I Am". The general content is that all the guests dress up in disguise. Monsters, or simply other stars, special professionals, and then the program team will come up with questions for the stars participating in the reality show to complete various tasks-everyone is a competitor to each other in the process, so they will hold each other back and make the onlookers People doubted and guessed his true identity, and the guessed one was immediately eliminated until the last one was left.

Because the "Guess who I am" program group has always been full of tricks, there is no lower limit, so there will be many hilarious scenes during the filming of each episode.Fans of various families can also get a strange pleasure from the idol's embarrassment. Anyway, "Guess who I am" has produced so many episodes, and the ratings have always been high. There are even many small stars in the third and fourth tiers, because After being on this show, it suddenly became popular.

This period happened to be the vacancy period between Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi. Since the guest seats of "Guess Who Am I" were available, the two of them agreed to come down and prepare to participate in the recording of the next program.

Soon it will be time to record "Guess Who Am I". This time Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi cannot go in and out at the same time, because according to the requirements of the program group, all the guests participating in the program have to do their makeup separately , several well-known special effects makeup artists in the industry came together to transform them beyond recognition. It is best not to even know who each other is, so as to increase the suspense of the show.

Of course, for many viewers, the part of putting on make-up for the guests also looks very interesting.How amazing special effects makeup is!Under the rapid advancement of the camera, one or two hours of makeup time was condensed into a few minutes, and then the stars became another person or even another species...

The program team has informed all the guests who will come to this program in advance, so they can get to know their competitors in advance, observe their characteristics, hobbies and habits, so as to "dispel" their opponents at critical moments .

Of course, in order to prevent yourself from being exposed prematurely, you should properly disguise yourself and confuse your opponent's eyes... all guests have to make good use of their acting skills and reflexes, and it is best to lead the opponent into the ditch.

When Wang Zixiao was putting on makeup, he was still thinking, other people dare not say, Mo Xingzhi wants to deceive him?how could it be possible!

However, the good friends agreed that he would let Mo Xingzhi survive first, save his life until the last moment, and then KO him with one move.

Hey Hey Hey.

The special effects makeup artist who put on his makeup ruthlessly pressed his chin: "Don't move around!"

Suddenly laughing so wretchedly.

Now Wang Zixiao's face is in the hands of others, so he can only admit his cowardice honestly, tell him to close his eyes, tell him to shut his mouth, and let the other party use a small brush to paint his face like a wall.

The system buzzed in his ear: [Actually, this kind of special effect makeup is still very rudimentary. If the host is interested, you can also practice this skill in the future, and it will be infinitely useful~]

While waiting for the wall to be painted, he couldn't do anything else, so Wang Zixiao simply teased the little cheater.

"Oh? Like?"

[For example, the host can make up another handsome guy to seduce the big bird monster to see if the big bird monster is loyal to the host...]

"Hehe, stop kidding, think me stupid, the most taboo thing between lovers is this kind of temptation, we two are good, if I listen to your bad idea, we will break up later, you pay me a big bird monster ?"

[...For example, the host can make up another handsome guy or make up the big bird monster into another handsome guy with the knowledge of the big bird monster, and enjoy the fun of ntr or being ntr. 】

"Little cheater, I really didn't misread you, you are a 24k pure pervert!"

【Thanks? 】

"Shut up, I didn't praise you!"

"By the way, I can't look in the mirror right now, you love to tell me, what did they make me look like?"

[A werewolf... a werewolf who was blind in one eye and had a scar on his face. 】

"Werewolf?! Oh, that's right. Today seems to be the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, so could it be that the theme of this program is the night of ghosts or something?"

Being disguised as a werewolf is considered good news. After all, the probability of being spotted as a werewolf is lower in terms of being totally unrecognizable.I don't know what Mo Xingzhi is. Could it be that vampires are so uncreative?

After everyone has done the special effect makeup, today's guests will gather face to face.

Only then did Wang Zixiao realize how barren his brain hole was compared with the program group. Who said that if there are werewolves, there must be vampires?Standing in front of him, including him, were three men and three women, who were transformed into werewolves, bears, cats, lizards, goblins, and kobolds...

In contrast, Wang Zixiao found himself handsome in this look.

In short, after scanning around, he couldn't be sure which one was wrong.

It is impossible to judge from the height, because for special effects makeup, it is not easy to become shorter, but it is very easy to increase height.So if you look around, everyone is about the same height, and you can't even tell whether they are male or female...

After they finish recording this part, they will also record each person's "post-event testimonials". These testimonials will be interspersed with key moments in the program, such as when the six of them meet each other, followed by everyone's mental journey, There were those who couldn't help laughing until they had abdominal pain, some who said they were at a loss, and some who said they were defaming the program group. Coupled with the motionless faces of a group of alien creatures, the contrast was too strong, and many viewers burst out laughing on the spot.

The program group did not let them go.

The first problem is that they have to fool the people who eat melons, and make them believe that they have actually traveled from a fantasy world, who am I, what am I going to do there, and there are still undercover agents of the program group ambushing among the passers-by. They'll covertly beat the beat, leaving hard-pressed reality show guests struggling to cope and living a life of their own.

When several guests complete their missions, they can observe the troubled brothers by the way, and are always ready to sell the "brothers" who show their flaws for a good price.

They still can't say each other's name directly, so they have to give false hands to the passers-by around them.

But passers-by are not puppets who can do what you say, especially now that "Guess Who Am I" is so popular, everyone knows the routine, and often some people fail to sell their brothers, but are seen through by witty passers-by, and forced out of it. Bureau tragedy.

And the guests should not be confused, or use the method of elimination to eliminate the opponent.Unless you are very sure, if you "wronged" the other party, then you will be eliminated.

So you have to beware of others setting you up, deliberately revealing a small flaw that belongs to another guest, so that you can think you have a plan, but in the end you fall into the pit of others, and you are confused and aggrieved.

Of course, all the stars who participated in the reality show know very well that playing games is not the purpose, so whoever wins is not the biggest winner. During the whole recording process of the show, whether your performance is wonderful or not will make the audience like it. is the most important.

Some people are professionally funny, some are professionally stupid, and some are all kinds of witty and flexible.

After getting through the first problem, there is the second one, which is to trick everyone into participating in the "masquerade party tonight".

Then, in the process of successfully hosting this out-of-the-box masquerade party, several guests jumped up and down, "eliminating dissidents" while dealing with various intentional or unintentional emergencies.

Poor Wang Zixiao, in his original idea, he would be the one who had the last laugh—the baby who saw through Mo Xingzhi's disguise but didn't say anything, until after killing everyone, he would "destroy relatives righteously" and reluctantly kill Mo Xingzhi. Do it too...

But he never expected that with such a kind heart, someone who is clearly his lover would be the first to point the butcher knife at him who is affectionate and righteous!

Fuck you are still not human!

Wang Zixiao fell in the third round, according to the specific order of the "out" of the guests, he is the second!

Then Mo Xingzhi, the bastard, exposed his whereabouts because he was too focused on him, and was killed by another guest later.

Compared with makeup that takes at least an hour or two to get done, it is much easier to remove makeup.All the guests who were killed were counted one by one, and they were all gathered in a large dressing room. While removing the thick makeup on their faces, they "attacked each other", and the losers also "cursed" the one who was still persisting. A few, of course, this section also has acting elements, the camera will faithfully record it and edit it into the program. Among the fan feedback of "Guess Who Am I", this link is also very popular. The stars reveal their true temperament and "tear", how fun and emotional!

And this episode of the program, because Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi were eliminated successively, the new enmity added "old enmity", and the scene of big eyes and small eyes was even more ridiculous-what is it like when good friends turn against each other? , "Guess Who Am I" takes you into the inner world of Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi.

Look, this show group, which is not too serious to watch, even added this passage into the introduction of this episode. This unkind behavior made the audience laugh again. Some people even researched that the ancestor of the dog It is a wolf, so the war between the werewolf Wang Zixiao and the cat man Mo Xingzhi can also be classified as a cat-dog war that has lasted for thousands of years. Even such a good friend can't bear the long-cherished wish between cats and dogs Curse, there's nothing wrong with turning against each other!

Then Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi's CP fans went 23333, saying that the "Guess Who I Am" program team made them look like that, there must be a conspiracy here!Speaking of which, the main creators of "Guess Who Am I" shouldn't have all secretly joined the fff group, right?Look at so many stars who participated in "Guess Who Am I", almost all of them are single!After finally inviting a pair of suspected couples, the poor couple even had internal strife...

Well, anyway, after the broadcast of this episode of "Guess Who Am I", the ratings are quite gratifying, and Ju Ju specially wrote a joke about Mo Xingzhi kneeling on the washboard when he came home, which also broke his heart for the two of them .

Taking advantage of the popularity of this episode, Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi recorded the second episode of "Guess Who Am I". This time they disguised themselves as characters from a movie called "The Great Wilderness" , tells a story with the prehistoric background, and in this program, Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi still failed to have the last laugh. Last time, I took revenge.

If the two of them didn't do it, the fans wouldn't laugh like that.Wang Zixiao's complacent demo was too much fun. On the contrary, Mo Xingzhi's helpless look was also interpreted by fans as "this is full of love", and he ate a dog on his own grain.

The funniest thing is that one second Wang Zixiao eliminated Mo Xingzhikeng, and the next second, another guest laughed and killed Wang Zixiao.He said wisely in front of the camera: "How did I see it? No, no, no, I didn't see it at all. Although Zixiao is young, his acting skills are commendable. He pretends to be very clever. Here I didn't even doubt that it was him before, I thought he was Fang Hua! But when he caught Xingzhi, I was sure, it must be Wang Zixiao's doing!"

#这定是王子晓干的# After the program aired, it quickly entered the top ten hot topics of the day.Because the fans had so much fun, this sentence pattern later became a popular meme, "This must have been done by Wang Zixiao" and later expanded into "This must have been done by XXX", coupled with Wang Zixiao's bewildered expression Bao, or Mo Xingzhi's emoticon with a dazed face, anyone who understands it will smile knowingly, hiding his merit and fame.

The effect brought by the reality show is still continuing, but Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi have already devoted themselves to a new journey.

The current six basic attributes of Wang Zixiao are:

Appearance: 90

Body: 81

Temperament: 75

Sexuality: 78

Mental Power: 76

Combat Strength: 79

Because his appearance and figure have reached another level, the system rewarded him with two lucky draw opportunities.

Wang Zixiao used all the chances of the two lottery draws, and finally won a silver treasure box and a white treasure box.

No. [-], No. [-], anyway, he doesn't have any skills that are urgently needed. This time the lottery draw is very calm throughout the whole process. Of course it's good to win the lottery. It's okay if you don't win the lottery. To be a man is to be so bold!

Then when he saw the special title that was opened from the silver treasure chest this time, his eyes almost turned to the sky.

【Vanves】

Wearing this title, the host can enjoy the passive aura "Vanve".As the name suggests, Wangfu and Kefu are corresponding. People with this physique will make their husbands rich and prosperous in everything, and the husband's good luck will in turn benefit the host—of course, it should be noted that if the host If you meet someone who is not kind, then the host may be kicked away if the other party is developed. If the real predecessors plant trees and the descendants enjoy the shade, the mistress who takes over the plate will smile crookedly~

The little pit daddy system said to Wang Zixiao with its electronic voice that has remained unchanged for thousands of years: [So the host had better upgrade quickly, get more chances to draw a lottery, and if you are lucky, you can even get a special title of Kefu.Just in case the big bird monster suddenly turns into a white-eyed wolf, when the time comes, you will remove the title of Wang and replace it with the title of Kefu, and it will not kill him! 】

"Thank you for thinking so comprehensively." Wang Zixiao raised his forehead, "But speaking of it, for this lottery draw, I thought you would give me a special title like [God's Right Hand]!"

[What is the right hand of God? 】

"It can be used for special effects makeup and the like. I picked up the name blindly, so don't worry about it."

[Oh, unfortunately, the system cannot control the host's lottery results, thank you. 】

"……yes?"

The system ignored him completely, as if it didn't hear his strange laughter.

"Also, shouldn't [Kefu] only take effect on the husband? Mo Xingzhi and I are not married yet?"

[This kind of special physique is not a legal marriage certificate.Two people love each other, or two people are each other's only sexual partners, either condition is met. 】

"Hey hey hey."

【why are you laughing? 】

"Mo Xingzhi and I are not sexual partners~~~~"

【……oh. 】A look of indifference.

It's impossible to chat with the little cheater!