Full Mech Age [Interstellar]

"Gollum...gollum..."

Dai Xiaobai turned over and felt himself pressed against the pad of flesh.

Rubbing his stomach, he woke up from hunger.

Looking down, Ernuo was looking at him coldly.

"I'm sorry, I'll get up now." Dai Xiaobai quickly climbed off Ernuo, "Master, you must be hungry, right? Let's go eat."

Dai Xiaobai dragged Ernuo out of the room.

He had only walked a few steps and found that Erno hadn't gotten up.

He looked back at Erno strangely, and asked in surprise, "Why don't you put your clothes on?"

Ernuo's eyes fell on Dai Xiaobai's right hand that was instinctively grasping Dai Xiaobai even when he was sleeping, "Let go of it."

"Hey." Dai Xiaobai smiled awkwardly, grabbed Ernuo's left hand, and then let go of the other's right hand.

Ernuo had no choice but to put on his clothes and remind Dai Xiaobai not to wander around in shorts all the time.

……

"They have a really good relationship."

"That's right, I'm wondering, how could Ernor choose a male orc?"

"What an orc who doesn't know good and evil, just wait for Erno to dump him one day, ha ha!"

"Probably that orc posted it with a dead skin and lazy face."

"Snapped!"

Dai Xiaobai placed the dinner plate heavily in front of the orc who was saying "slothy and lazy", and said with a half-smile, "There should be no one sitting here, right?"

"No! No!" The orc and his companion looked at each other, and being caught speaking ill of others behind their backs was not a good thing.

"We've finished eating, you sit down." The orcs with bad mouths hurriedly packed up their plates and fled the scene.

"Sit." Dai Xiaobai pulled Ernor over, listening to those people's words, can he not be angry?

His lazy face?He upside down?He doesn't know good from bad?Waiting to be dumped! ! !

He bah bah bah!

What the hell is this?Even if he mutated into a female, Dai Xiaobai's inner skin is still the soul of a naked human man!

He is pure man!Do you understand what a pure man is?

I'm afraid these orcs really don't know!

Dai Xiaobai was so angry, but he had nowhere to vent it.

What he likes is the cute and cute chick, okay?It must be cute, and big, wave, wave!

cough cough!Dai Xiaobai recalled his wandering thoughts. In short, he was bored, so he decided to find a man to suppress him?

What a cosmic joke!

Ernuo sat aside and ate his own food calmly. He probably understood why Dai Xiaobai was so angry.

The earth is his private planet, and in the center of the universe, he is probably the only one who has been in contact with the people on earth.

No, Erno added, and the guy from Electrolux who often steals his account to go to the Milky Way Star District to flirt.

"You can restore your female status." Ernuo threw out a sentence that was neither serious nor serious.

"Never!" Dai Xiaobai shook his head affirmatively, not to mention disclosing his female identity, he is equivalent to the role of a "woman" in the eyes of everyone. On the other hand, his earth identity may be dug out by interested people.

"Then bear with it." Ernuo didn't care, seeing Dai Xiaobai's displeasure and nowhere to vent, he felt quite conscious.

"Hmph!" Dai Xiaobai snorted softly, "When I become the strongest in the universe, who dares to speak ill of me behind my back!"

Dai Xiaobai clenched his small fist and waved it in front of him, "If I catch one, I'll hit one!"

Ernuo didn't quite understand Dai Xiaobai's thinking, so he put a small piece of delicious beef into his mouth and asked, "Why do you want to be the strongest in the universe?"

Dai Xiaobai looked at Ernuo like an idiot, "Why? Everyone has dreams."

"Hmm." Ernuo bowed his head in silence, not very interested in this topic.

In the younger generation, he currently occupies the number one position. He doesn't think there is anything to aspire to be No.1 in the universe.

Dai Xiaobai is holding Ernuo's left hand with his right hand. It is very convenient for Ernuo to use his right hand to eat.

But it is inconvenient for him to eat with his left hand.

He ate with a fork for a while, feeling really uncomfortable.

Dai Xiaobai put his right foot aside, stepped on Ernuo's foot, then let go of Ernuo's hand with peace of mind, and began to eat happily.

Ernuo stopped eating, and this earth slave dared to step on his feet!

"The food here is delicious. People like me, who don't pay much attention to food, think the food here is very delicious."

Dai Xiaobai picked up two pieces of bread, sandwiched chicken chops, lettuce leaves, eggs, tomato, cucumber sticks, and squeezed salad dressing, a universe center version of the burger was complete!

Dai Xiaobai opened his mouth and took a big bite, filling the table and the floor.

It has the taste of hometown!

Take another sip of the blue drink produced by the universe center, it tastes very close to cola.

Dai Xiaobai was moved while eating.

"..." Ernuo moved aside in disgust, trying to pretend he didn't know this guy.

"Hey!" Dai Xiaobai screamed vigilantly, and sprayed out a few pieces of lettuce leaves, "Erno, don't go away, and let people eat well?"

Ernuo decisively withdrew his feet and turned to leave.

He must be head-soaked to keep this female by his side.

The moment Ernuo withdrew his foot, a lot of ideas kept pouring into Dai Xiaobai's mind.

"Ah!!! Erno, you big villain!"

Dai Xiaobai flew onto Ernuo, hugged Ernuo tightly from behind, and begged with a bitter face, "Master, I promise to eat well, don't leave me behind!"

Ernuo had the urge to cover his face and run away, but such behavior was too inconsistent with his personality.

He turned around to teach Dai Xiaobai a lesson, but what he saw was a face full of grievances.

Sighing, Erno returned to the dining table dragging a burden.

Who is the master and who is the servant?

Ernuo had this idea more than once, he felt that he had made the first decision in his life that he deeply regretted.

"Hey!" Dai Xiaobai sat down obediently, stepped on Ernuo's feet obediently, and obediently ate his universe version hamburger.

With a big mouthful of hamburger in his mouth, Dai Xiaobai suddenly thought of something, so he raised his head and looked at Ernuo who was looking unhappy.

"Master, after you go back, you will go to school. I will definitely follow you as a slave. It's just that, master, a slave who follows you has no knowledge. I'm so sorry for your status."

"Speak human." Ernuo lightly took a sip of the green wine.

Dai Xiaobai swallowed the last bite of the hamburger, licked the salad dressing on his fingers, and grinned, "Can I go to school?"