After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

Both of them were in the last row, and there was a wall when they stepped back. Xu Mingyou didn't expect that he would dare to make a move, so he hid for a while but didn't dodge. The man directly pressed his shoulders and pressed him against the wall.

He reacted a little slower, and when he came back to his senses, a Band-Aid had already been pasted on his face. He raised his hand to tear it off, but was held back again. He felt that his dignity had been trampled on. , burst into a loud sentence, which immediately attracted the attention of the whole class.

He still maintained the posture of being pressed against the wall. The eyes cast by the classmates in the class were very subtle, and he was angry from the heart, but the people in front of him winked at him.

Yu Fu let go of his hands, turned around and looked at the students in the class, and said righteously: "Student Xu has sand in his eyes, I will help him blow it out, Lao Fan said to be united and friendly, and I am here to set an example for everyone "In fact, he was very sad, Xiao Mian, brother has practiced before, want to resist?There are no doors.

Xu Mingyou blushed with anger, and cursed in a low voice: "Are you fucking sick?"

Yu Fu had a good temper and didn't care about him, seeing that he was about to tear off the Band-Aid again, he hurriedly said: "Hey, don't tear it off, this is the only one I have left." With a big smile on his face, he leaned closer to Xu Mingyou to have a look. Take a look, "This sticker is also very handsome."

Xu Mingyou looked at the person in front of him, the boy's eyes were clear, his smile was spotless, and his anger dissipated inexplicably.

The class was over, and the English teacher walked in with a smile. Halfway through the class, Xu Mingyou realized that he had lost his mind. He looked down at the English book, but there was not a single note on it.

He put down the pen, propped his forehead with both hands, lowered his eyes to look at the tabletop, and touched the band-aid on his face. It was slippery and soft. As far as he remembered, he had never put it on, and... no one had ever helped him deal with it. Wound.

He turned his face slightly, his eyes looked to the side, there was a book on the man's desk, just like when he was peeking at him just now, the book was upside down, and the man lowered his head slightly, he didn't know what was funny to see He laughed exaggeratedly and silently, and there was a little white chalk mark on his forehead.

Sure enough, he was an out-and-out idiot.

*****

Yu Fu studied his new mobile phone for a day, and found that there was nothing special about it, so he felt relieved. He replaced the SIM card, lay down in the room and downloaded the software. He installed the necessary chat software. After thinking about it, he installed it again. After installing a few games, I received a soul torture from Zheng Yuan as soon as I logged on to WeChat.

Zheng Yuan: "Scumbag, you actually abandoned me and cheated on me!"

Yu Fu: "???" What's the matter with this resentful woman's tone?

Zheng Yuan sent a crying emoji: "I'm only pregnant with my ninth child, do you have someone outside?"

Yu Fu gritted his teeth: "wtf? Why didn't Monkey Sun accept you as a showman? Speak well!"

Zheng Yuan: "Hahahaha what's the matter with you and your elder brother today, I look like a wall."

Yu Fu: "Hit a hammer, you're too busy, have you finished your homework?"

Zheng Yuan: "No, don't change the subject, do you know that your gossip has already been spread? Now it's spreading the story of the social elder brother's relegation for love, tsk tsk, it's so sadomasochistic, even I cry Ha ha ha ha!"

Yu Fu's face was full of dark lines, he could use his toes to figure out who spread the gossip, that dog Lin Fei is so gutsy, he went to the school forum, and usually any gossip would build a building here, but turned over Looking around, I haven't seen any posts praising their love for the time being.

He scrolled down, and the title of a post caught his attention: [Ranking List of Beautiful Men in School].

This building was already built very high, he clicked in, it was a voting post, in which more than a dozen handsome guys of each year and class were nominated, and everyone voted for the top ten, and he himself was among them.

He had a high number of votes, and he was evaluated as a sunny boy with stars hidden in his eyes. He didn't dare to look at the details, for fear that he couldn't help but laugh out loud under the covers.

Yu Fu roughly turned over, the competition is very fierce, he is currently ranked third, the second is the new mixed-race student transferred from the rocket class not long ago, and the No.1 is Xu Mingyou.

He read the evaluation, it was cold but not cold, clear but not dull, with a kind of charming mystery in the world-weariness, Yu Fu thought about it carefully, it seems that it is really the case.

He secretly voted for himself, and after thinking about it, he also voted for Xu Mingyou. By the way, he picked up Zheng Yuan who was wandering in the seven or eight places, and then turned off his phone and went to sleep contentedly.

The monthly exam will be a week later, and the weather has become much warmer. After the exercises between classes, Zheng Yuan took him to bask in the sun in the corridor, euphemistically calling it to accept the baptism of the sun and purify the dirty soul.

The two of them were leaning against the wall, and there were people coming and going in the corridor from time to time, the sun was a bit dazzling, Yu Fu was about to go back to lie down after sunbathing for a while, Zheng Yuan suddenly pulled him, and whispered: "Hey, look at that girl .”

Yu Fu opened his squinted eyes: "Which one?"

Zheng Yuan: "Just the one holding the chemistry homework."

Yu Fu followed his line of sight and saw a girl with ponytails walking towards them with a pile of homework not far in front. She was pretty good looking, and she wore a light pink check in her school uniform. Shirt, looks clean and fresh.

Zheng Yuan tugged at him: "Tsk, don't stare at people, you want to be a hooligan!"

Yu Fu squinted: "Go away!"

This was just the beginning, Yu Fu found that Zheng Yuan liked to bask in the sun in the corridor more and more, at first he didn't think much about it, but later he found out that this guy was just to meet that girl every time, he even inquired about her class name, Lu Fan, the chemistry class representative of Class [-].

Zheng Yuan also became more turbulent day by day, and shamelessly said that the girl's name and his own were simply lovers' names. Yu Fu searched the dictionary for a long time to look up their names, but he didn't understand how these two names could be connected. I have to sigh that love comes too fast like a tornado.

At this age, it is easy to fall in love with someone. In terms of literature and art, it may be that the sun was just right that day and that person happened to wear the clothes I like, but it seems that the two fools have been in unrequited love all the time.

This day Zheng Yuan failed to confess again, the two stood in the corridor, Zheng Yuan was sad with him, he sighed: "This damned love that made me cry!"

Yu Fu held back his laughter, seeing that his buddy had dark circles under his eyes, it was really tormenting, he patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, there is no grass anywhere in the world, what about my crooked neck tree?" ?”

Zheng Yuan was very sad, bent down and started to untie his shoelaces, Yu Fu went in without knowing, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Zheng Yuan was sad and indignant: "I'll try to see if this shoelace can hang on your crooked neck tree. Even a girl can't catch it. Why don't you hang it on the southeast branch yourself, and you'll die!"

Yu Fu always knew that he was a showman, but seeing his ashamed look now, he felt sad while being funny. He bumped Zheng Yuan's shoulder and said, "To be honest, are you serious?"

Zheng Yuan knew what he was asking, and replied: "Nonsense, didn't you see that I didn't think about food and tea during this time? I even dropped a dozen in the monthly exam. My mother almost walked down the phone line with a mace every day." Come and follow me and ask why."

Yu Fu: "Do you really like it that much?"

Zheng Yuan frowned and murmured: "I don't know what to say, it's like there is a shadow in my heart suddenly, you can't see it, but it's really there, you will unconsciously think about it every day, it's only a second before you know it. When I saw it, I started to panic the next second, did she see me just now? Would she also like me a little bit?"

Yu Fu has never felt this way before. He suspects that he has no youth at all. He remembers that he is either doing a mission or on the way to do it. Moreover, he has never taken the initiative to pursue anyone, so he really does not know how to persuade him. .

He thought about it for a while, and if he is a brother, he should stab him in both sides, so he became a master of love in a second, pretended to be confident, hooked Zheng Yuan's shoulders into the classroom, and said: "Isn't it just chasing a girl? , Brother Zhao, go out, one is worth two."

Zheng Yuan turned his head to look at him: "You want to pry my corner?"

Yu Fu raised his hand and slapped him: "Hey, I'll fuck you, are you stupid? My brother can help you with an idea, just wait."

He returned to his seat, and Xu Mingyou was lowering his head to do the physics test paper assigned by the teacher in the previous class. It took only a few minutes for this pervert to finish his choices and fill in the blanks!

The class bell rang, and he kept thinking about how to chase girls in his mind, but he couldn't hear a word.

He decided to ask the dog-headed strategist System, and called him a few times: "System? System?"

The system still didn't answer, Yu Fu was drunk, not long after the world started, the system told him that the headquarters will screen the source of infection recently, and all the issued systems will be temporarily recalled to cooperate with the search, so they will be disconnected for a while Contact, but it has been more than a month, and there is no sign of the system coming back. Could it be that he was left here to fend for himself?

Thinking of this, he was startled. Could it be that the source of infection screening was also programmed by the system, just to get rid of him?

Pit ratio system!

He was calm and calm, and felt that if the system really threw him here, there was nothing he could do, he might as well think about what was going on in front of him.

He rested his cheeks, still didn't know how to chase girls, this kind of thing should be done by experienced people, how did the scumbag man pick up girls in his previous life?

Including jewelry delivery to the cinema, special car pick-up and sweet talk, but these were only suitable for the handsome and rich rich kids at that time. How to look at the second grade in modern times, you should ask people at this time.

Yu Fu turned his head and looked around. It was not suitable for a girl at the front table, and there was only Xu Mingyou next to him.

Xueshen's brain is easy to use, and that boy is handsome, so there must be many girls who like it.

He tore off half a page from his notebook, wrote a note and handed it over.

Xu Mingyou saw a hand stretched out from the side, and then a note appeared on the corner of the table. He glanced at it, and there was a sentence written on it: Classmate Xu, can you help me?

He rolled his eyes without a trace, and when he flipped through the book, he stroked it, and the note fell to the ground.

Yu Fu saw that people didn't want to talk to him at all, and he didn't have the consciousness to restrain himself at all. Why is this person like this? He already treats him as a friend, why is he not willing to help others at all?

He silently took the note back, remembering the love story between him and grandma that his grandfather told him, one of which was to write a love poem, so he planned to try this first.

He opened the browser and searched for a bunch of love poems, found a few good ones and copied them on the paper just now. After thinking about it, he asked this fan essay expert to help him refer.

Xu Mingyou saw the note being handed over again, there was something densely written on it, he frowned impatiently, he didn't even bother to look at it, he just reached out and stroked it.

As soon as the note fell to the ground, the two distracted people felt a shadow enveloping them at the same time. When they looked up, they found the Chinese teacher standing in the aisle between them at some point, bent down to pick up the note on the ground, and glanced at it. After that, he looked at the two of them with deep meaning and a smile.

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