After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

A group of people hurriedly lifted up Huanglian Mountain and ran. It was as if blood had collapsed on the road. The blood flowed like a river, and there was a long stream of blood dripping on the ground. The scene was very bloody. If the people who were carried were not still very miserable Crying loudly, "Help me! I'm still young and I don't want to die." People passing by will think this is a large-scale murder scene.

When they got to the school hospital, Huang Lianshan started to roll his eyes, and he looked like he was about to foam at the mouth. Everyone froze in fear and stood there dumbfounded, until the doctor came and threw them out.

They clutched their hearts and looked forward to outside the ward, rubbing their hands and pacing from time to time, as nervous as old fathers waiting for their wives to give birth. After a while, the doctor came out and waved to the group of cubs: "It's okay, he is Hemorrhoids have developed."

Everyone was relieved to hear that nothing happened. As the head of the room, Shen Xun was the first to speak to express his doubts: "Why do hemorrhoids bleed so much?"

The doctor was lowering his head and writing something. He raised his eyelids when he heard the words, and said in a casual tone: "Friction and strenuous exercise cause hemorrhoids to crack. It's normal. In severe cases, it may even cause anal prolapse."

"Anal prolapse??!!!"

The doctor didn't even raise his head: "In layman's terms, a section of rectum came out."

As he spoke, he stretched out two fingers to compare the lengths, and everyone inexplicably tightened their chrysanthemums, and then realized that when they heard the friction and strenuous exercise, the nurse on the side looked over strangely, with deep meaning in their eyes, and everyone did not respond for a while Come here, I don't know how to answer the conversation.

The doctor tore up a slip and came over, "Go and pay the bill, transfer to the anorectal department, and do a minor operation."

After everything was dealt with, everyone rushed into the ward. Huang Lianshan was lying on the bed moaning and moaning. Seeing a circle of people around the bed, he raised his head sadly: "Woooooo..."

Meng Zheng was startled awake from dozing off, and without squinting his eyes, he lowered his head and asked him, "How do you feel?"

Huang Lianshan choked up a bit: "Not very good."

Meng Zheng opened his eyes wide again: "Why did you roll your eyes just now, is there any discomfort?"

Huang Lianshan couldn't move well on his stomach, and shook his head with difficulty, "No, it was because you were too dizzy just now that I was dizzy."

Everyone: "..."

The operation was arranged very quickly. When everyone went to see him, a nurse came out of the ward. When they met each other, she smiled at them, and the eyes exposed outside the mask formed a beautiful crescent moon.

Huang Lianshan was lying on his stomach as before, but when he turned around, everyone found that his face was flushed, and he shrank shyly under the quilt when he saw someone coming.

Everyone was speechless again, Shenxun went up and lifted the quilt, and pulled his head out, "What are you hiding? You think you are a big girl."

Huang Lianshan frowned, with a sad tone: "I am no longer the complete me I used to be."

Meng Zheng folded his arms and leaned against the head of the bed, and rolled his eyes: "You cut hemorrhoids, not hanging?"

Huang Lianshan let out a long "huh", covered his face and buried his head in the quilt, a muffled voice came out from inside: "My ass has been seen by the young lady, if the young lady is not responsible for me, I will I won't be able to face anyone anymore..."

When everyone heard that he dared to miss the beautiful nurse, they stepped forward and knocked him on the head to wake him up. Huang Lianshan couldn't bear the humiliation, and turned his head angrily, expressing that he didn't want to say a word to them again. , not even caring what they brought him to eat.

Seeing this, several people gathered together, glanced at the person who was sulking with his back turned to them, and opened the packaging bag: "You really don't want to eat?"

Huang Lianshan said angrily, "Don't eat!"

Hearing this, they acted reluctantly, and regretted: "Okay, then we can only eat by ourselves."

He began to eat over there, Huang Lianshan listened to the sound of their smacking lips, he sniffed, his nose was full of the aroma of food, it was his favorite rice noodles from Qiaotou, it was very hot, and it was boiled with big bones , take a sip full of fragrance, endless aftertaste, rice noodles spring to the teeth, so delicious that even the tongue wants to eat it together...

He felt that as an adult man, he must have a backbone, so he forcibly suppressed his eagerness to move, licked his lips, and buried his face in the pillow, so that he would not be able to smell the fragrance!

But the people over there seemed to be doing it on purpose, and they kept praising while eating.

"Ah, cool, today's soup is especially fresh!"

"The meat is also stewed just right."

"Tsk tsk, it smells so good."

"Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it gets cold."

After being tormented by all kinds of voices for a long time, Huang Lianshan endured and endured, he couldn't help it anymore, his saliva was almost dripping on the pillow, and he thumped the pillow angrily: "It's for me!"

Everyone: "Hahahaha!"

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Huang Lianshan came back after staying in the hospital for a few days. He took ten days off. The doctor told him to eat lightly, do less strenuous exercise, and change his dressings on time. This is probably because the injured area is special and the frequency of use is still high. How can I say that he has to pull once a day, so every time he goes to the toilet, everyone can hear the miserable howl coming from the toilet, which is a little bit distressing besides being funny.

In addition, there is another big problem. Their beds are all on the upper bunk. For Huang Lianshan, who has a blooming buttocks, he is not stingy with torture, so he can never get out of bed without getting out of bed, and he has nothing to love every day. Lie on the bed and think about the true meaning of life, and occasionally express my insights on life.

"Look at life, it's like this hip. You'll never know you've got hemorrhoids until you bleed, just like you won't know how failed your life is if you don't fall down."

There were only two classes in the afternoon, Yu Fu came back after class, only him and Huang Lianshan who fell asleep with hemiplegia in the dormitory, he sent a text message to Xu Mingyou, asking him to go to the library for a while, Xu Mingyou returned soon Message: "I came to you?"

Although they are not in the same college, the dormitory is in the same building with two floors in between. Xu Mingyou will pass by here when he goes downstairs.

It is early summer, and Yu Fu sweated a little on the way back, and his body felt a little sticky, so he planned to take a bath first, so he replied: "I want to take a bath, it will take about 15 minutes, if you come, don't Knock on the door, my roommate is asleep, just open the door and come in and sit in my seat and wait for a while."

After replying to the message, he put his phone on the table and went into the bathroom. He took a quick shower, and when he was getting dressed, he realized that he had forgotten to bring in a change of shirt. After looking at the dirty clothes on his hands, he decided to go naked. Go out with your upper body on.

When he came out, Huang Lianshan had already woken up. He was opening the closet to look for clothes when he heard the servant's weak voice.

He seemed very embarrassed: "Brother Zhao...can you do me a favor?"

Yu Fu stopped and looked up at him: "What?"

Huang Lianshan was lying on the side of the bed, with shame and anxiety on the exposed half of his face, and he was crying, looking extremely pitiful: "The medicine...I can't see it, it's stuck...can you help me? take a look?"

Yu Fu's eyebrows really flew up this time, stuck... What the hell is stuck?Isn't it a suppository? Can it get stuck?I fucking suspect you're trying to fuck me!

Seeing his disbelief, Huang Lianshan said anxiously: "It's a real dog lying to you! It seems to be stuck on the edge of the wound and it hurts, please help me..."

Well, Yu Fu saw that his face was a little pale, and thought that it was their responsibility that his butt bloomed. Feeling guilty, he didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he climbed onto his bed on a ladder.

Huang Lianshan was still covered with a quilt, and kept urging him, Yu Fu's face twitched, he gritted his teeth, and stretched out his hand to lift the quilt.

He was lying on his stomach, only two buttocks could be seen, Yu Fu had a horrible face and was speechless, he gritted his molars and said, "Raise it higher, I can't see it!"

At this time, Xu Mingyou went downstairs and looked at the time. It was almost 15 minutes, and he should have finished washing. He was walking on the corridor, and someone passed him with a kettle. , A man was sitting in front of the table playing games while picking his feet, and he could smell the smell of feet from a distance.

He frowned, and came to the door of Gu Xizhao's bedroom. He was going to knock on the door, but when he saw the screaming chicken doorbell glued to the door with tape, he remembered what the man said, and turned his hand just as he was about to push the door, so he listened. A strange sound came out faintly.

"Hiss! It hurts, take it easy..."

"Don't move, I won't be right if you move!"

Xu Mingyou was stunned for a moment, then pushed the door open in a strange manner, and the two people on the bed looked up at the same time, from his perspective, they could only see the raised buttocks of the person below and Gu Xizhao's naked upper body... …

Yu Fu saw that Xu Mingyou quickly closed the door and retreated out, still holding the unputted suppository in his hand, he was dumbfounded with his mouth open, and it took him a while to react.

No, what's the matter with this inexplicable feeling of being caught in bed?

He put down the medicine quickly, almost jumped off the bed, grabbed a piece of clothes from someone who didn't know who it was, and chased him out.

When he went out, he could no longer see Xu Mingyou's figure, and his mind was spinning rapidly, where would he go now according to his personality?

Yu Fu rushed downstairs, and finally blocked him at the bottom of the building. He pulled him to the corner, propped his hands on the wall, and gasped for breath. After he evened out his breath, he didn't know what to say.

His mind is full of the bullshit that the scumbag said to the heroine in the bloody romance drama——

"It's not like you think we are innocent, just now we are just treating the disease."

"I just undress because it's too hot you believe me."

"He and I are just friends, you are the most important thing."

……

Xu Mingyou just looked at him like this, without any emotion in his eyes, but from his tense facial muscles, it seemed that he was not very happy, Yu Fu pursed his lips, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "You are walking too fast, why are you walking too fast? Won't you wait for me?"

Xu Mingyou stared straight at him, his face tightened even more when he saw the clothes on his body, he pulled his lips and smiled coolly, and said, "Didn't you guys have a good time, why are you chasing after him?"

Hearing his eccentric tone, Yu Fu felt something strange but couldn't say it out, opened his mouth to explain, but before he could say it, Xu Mingyou walked past him, as if he didn't even want to see him out of the corner of his eye.

Yu Fu suddenly panicked, stretched out his hand to pull him down, but in exchange for a low growl: "Let go!"

He was really dumbfounded now, the scumbags were even given a chance to explain in TV dramas, why did he just leave?Also, why is he so angry?

For the next few days, Xu Mingyou ignored him. Every time Yu Fu approached him with a smile, his face was hot and his ass was cold. He thought about his mistakes for a long time, and he couldn't sleep at night. He couldn't think of anything wrong. Where is it, but Xu Mingyou ignored him, and he felt uncomfortable again.

Xu Mingyou has not been having a good time these past few days. It is not that he has never heard of the fact that a person in Gu Xizhao's dormitory had just undergone surgery, but the moment he saw it, the visual impact gave him a heavy blow, so that At that time, I couldn't control my anger.

He actually didn't know why he was so angry, it seemed that as soon as he thought about it, a flame would burst out, and even seeing the person in their dormitory would not look good, and he didn't even want to say a word to the culprit, Gu Xizhao talk.

Yu Fu realized that Xu Mingyou had been avoiding him for the past few days, and felt very depressed. He discovered a new continent two days ago, and originally wanted to take Xu Mingyou there, but now he can't even see anyone.

He pedaled the small tricycle depressedly, and when he passed by the back street of the school, he saw a familiar figure, his eyes lit up, haha, I finally caught him!

The author has something to say: Well... love will definitely be discussed, I promise (crying...

Thank you baby for the nutrient solution, the old man is so happy!dear~