After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

——221L (landlord):

Dear parents, brothers and sisters, the host is back (there should be BGM here)!Let me tell you, I really want to smash his dog's head off today!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

——223L:

The landlord ate a meal for three days?

——224L:

What happened to the landlord?Say it to make everyone happy.

——228L:

broke up?Super Plus enjoy!

——233L:

sister?Landlord, I will give you three seconds to say it again.

——243L (landlord):

Back to brother 228, breaking up is impossible, not even in this lifetime.

——245L:

If you don't break up, what are you complaining about here?Show death fast!

——249L:

I figured it out, the host is just trying to show his affection in the name of complaining, everyone can leave [#笑笑].

——251L:

Those upstairs who don’t want to watch can go out, what about BB here?The landlord quickly said, my sister has been squatting for a few days, just want to see if there is any sweet love.

——263L (landlord):

Don't be noisy, everyone, harmony makes money and good luck.The thing is like this, the boyfriend of the landlord moved out of the dormitory after his junior year, and rented a flat in the school, and we redecorated it together, and I occasionally come here to rest.

——265L:

Yo, this is cohabitation?It's not just as simple as resting [#咞眼笑].

——270L:

That's not "occasionally"~[#Funny]

——273L:

To be honest, it’s not a joke, I just think that as a girl, you should love yourself more, and live together when you are in college. This will make you look like you are not self-respecting, and it will make people feel dirty.And if you are not together in the future, wouldn't it be unfair to the husband behind you?If you accidentally become pregnant, do you have an abortion or do you have to give birth?After an abortion, you will not be able to conceive. Even if you find an honest person to take over the job in the future, if you have no children, you will have to divorce sooner or later.

——276L:

Wow!Everyone, come and see, the newly unearthed old rice dumplings are still hot!

——280L:

Wake up, dead early in the morning.

——284L:

Hahahaha xswl, the poster and her boyfriend are adults, both of them are adults, if you like each other, I would like to, take protective measures, why can’t you have sex?dirty?Hahaha I laughed so fucking hard that my nose flew out, and I didn't go out for promiscuity.Divorce if you can't get pregnant?Where did it come from? Cancer?Meaning women are just machines for giving birth?I'm fucking huh, I advise you to explode on the spot, or I'll blow you up with a 360-degree hammer!

——292L:

Hahahahaha lol Skr people this is the first time I've heard of an abortion and you can't get pregnant.

——319L (landlord):

I have already deleted the building, everyone, don’t scold me, please read the post harmoniously~ Then I said, my home is in the school, I really only go there occasionally to rest, and there is no 18. Prohibition happened yet (although I also I really want to hee hee).What I want to say today is that just after I took a shower at his house, I found that my bangs seemed to be a little long and covered my eyes a bit. I was planning to go to the barber shop, but my boyfriend volunteered to cut it for me.

I refused at first, although he is good-looking and has good-looking hands, but he is not Tony, what if I cut it badly?How can I go out to meet people with my handsome face?but--

Well, he's really handsome, especially when he doesn't speak and looks at me, as if I'm the only one in it, floating, spinning and sinking in the sea of ​​stars in his eyes, every time at that time, I really Wanted to just pounce on him and kiss him [#抗脸]...so I said yes.

——320L:

After taking a bath at his house, you told me that you are still as clean as ice?

——321L:

I beg the landlord to blow up the photo ah woo woo woo, I really want to see what kind of fairy face gives you courage and makes you dare to go all out and let him cut it [#大哭].

——327L:

Wait, handsome crack the sky?I have a bold guess...

——333L:

If I had a boyfriend with a good looks of 9.5, let alone let him cut his bangs, I would even shave his head and wear thongs and dance strip dances for him! [#I can]

——335L:

Hahaha upstairs, isn't it good to go back to the chicken coop?

——336L:

Come home, go back to the original beauty~~~~

——349L (landlord):

If I had a Moonlight Box, I would travel back to half an hour ago, and press myself into the wall when I nodded and agreed. I’m fucking crying now, and I’ve been crying in front of the mirror for almost half an hour. Lie water, who is that ugly guy in the mirror?

——352L:

Hahahaha cut it off!

——357L:

Ha ha ha or or or show, call you show!

——362L:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Is it cut into a Japanese samurai?

——373L:

Samurai?Hahahaha I have a fucking sense of the picture!

——391L (landlord):

The thing is like this, he told me to sit still, and then fiddled for a long time to touch a disposable raincoat and put it on me as a cloth. It was issued by the Raining Academy at an event, and he told me seriously that he is a professional Yes, I smirked, and then he walked away again, rummaged through the box for a long time, but couldn't find the scissors, I said forget it, he said no, he finally gave me a haircut, and wanted me to see his superb craftsmanship.

I Emmmmm...

Well, I just sat and waited, about a century later, Columbus discovered the New World, he finally found the scissors, but I looked, no, why did he still have a razor and my usual Playing with the engraving knife, you don't want to use the razor to shave me bald, and then use the knife to carve "Serve the country with loyalty" on the top of my head, right?

——393L:

burin?

——396L:

Hahahaha god damn loyal to the country, the landlord, you want to laugh at me to death so that I can inherit my ant money.

——397L:

There may also be "anti-Qing Fuming" [#wit]

——412L (landlord):

Then he stood in front of me, looked at me with his head tilted, he was so handsome against the light, I was completely obsessed with beauty on the spot, I stared blankly at him, and then he smiled and raised his hand He stroked my bangs, and said to me in that very low and magnetic voice: "Baby, close your eyes."

Ahhhhhhh, my heart was beating wildly, and I almost fainted in his arms on the spot.

——417L:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the groundhog screams!

——421L:

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

——430L:

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what to do I made up a picture in my mind, the petite and cute girl Xiaolu bumps wildly, her eyelashes are curly and upturned like a little fox's tail, playfully undulating slightly with her breath, the tall and handsome man forcefully pushes her He leaned against the corner of the wall, rubbed her cheek with his hand, and smiled evilly while looking down at her, "Baby, close your eyes." Then a pair of cold and soft lips pressed down overwhelmingly...

——434L:

Mrs!Keep writing and don't stop!

——437L:

Hahaha petite and cute?Did you forget that the landlord is also 180+?

——441L:

180+?Hahahaha I thought of a more exciting one, what if there are two boys?

——446L:

Boys +1!

——449L:

Compete high with boys!

——461L (landlord):

I remember your IDs for writing small yellow articles. Believe it or not, I crawled over the network cable and squatted on your bedside, and put a knife on your neck to ask you to write 100 more articles for me?

Now I really want to go back and beat myself who was dazzled by the beauty half an hour ago. After I closed my eyes, I felt that he carefully moved the scissors over and stretched out his hand to prevent the hair from getting on my face. I That happiness, that happiness, seven long dong dong dong dong~~ Just when I closed my eyes to enjoy~, I suddenly felt his hand tremble, and I opened my eyes in a conditioned reflex, and then felt A sharp cold light flashed in front of his eyes, and his eyelids were suddenly lightened by three catties.

Fuck, that bastard not only cut my hair but also my eyelashes!

——463L:

Hahahaha, my mother, my eyelids are three catties lighter, does the poster have a peacock on his eyes?

——464L:

Hahaha the peacock spreads its tail, my mother!

——485L (landlord):

Do you know what hairstyle I have now?Heh~ You may not believe it, I have never seen such a standard stepped matrix with my bangs [#笑笑], did this bastard play too much with birds when he was young?Hand shaking like this!And Lao Tzu's thick and slender eyelashes, now they look like a bald chicken that crows after being plucked!

——486L:

Prosperous, in a trance, stepped matrix?Ha ha ha ha! ! !

——491L:

Hahaha have you played too much with birds?Is it the bird you played with?

——500L:

Hahahaha I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed, but it's really funny hahahaha...

——507L:

A bald chicken that crows even when its feathers are plucked?Hahaha what kind of fairy metaphor is this

——509L:

Ladies and gentlemen, to be honest, if my boyfriend cut me like this, no matter how pretty my face is, I would give him crooked [#抱拳].

——511L:

Hahaha, the irascible old lady upstairs, by the way, how can you give your hair to a straight man to cut?

——517L:

Hahahaha Straight men's aesthetics are the deadliest!

——520L (landlord):

Sorry to disappoint everyone, my boyfriend is not a straight man, if he is a straight man, why would he like me, la la la la la~~~~~~~

——523L:

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——525L:

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——526L:

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——530L:

I just said that the landlord is so obviously gay in his gay air!

——534L:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh indeed!My favorite cpy plot ever!You go to bed with me, immediately (broken sound)!

——542L:

The landlord must be a weakling!Are you complaining about your husband here?Be careful he fucks upside down at night!die!you!

——566L:

I, who was diving, was blown out by this passionate twist [#excited].

——578L:

Why didn't the host continue?Could it be that you were frightened away by these coquettish chickens?

——582L:

What about the landlord?

——590L:

The landlord will do it. I love it. I am the quilt they cover, and I can testify.

Half an hour ago.

Xu Mingyou held the scissors, his slender index finger and middle finger were close together, and bent into a beautiful arc opposite his thumb, buckled on the handle of the scissors, the phalanges on the back of his hand showed a clear and rugged feeling.

The person in front of him closed his eyes, his eyes that always had a smile were hidden under the thick eyelashes, a few strands of slightly long hair mischievously poked on the white and thin eyelids, and the hair that had just taken a shower exuded The familiar fragrance, the messy hair curled up stubbornly, and the full youthful breath rushed towards his face.

Xu Mingyou stared at it for a long time, and then moved the bangs of the person in front of him, frowning slightly, trying to find the best angle to cut the knife.

Yu Fu waited for almost two centuries, and when he saw that there was no movement, he opened one eye quietly, just in time to meet the focused eyes of that person, his heart suddenly collided, and he hurriedly closed it again.

A low chuckle sounded in his ears, Yu Fu's closed eyelids couldn't help shaking, the muscles at the corners of his eyes twitched slightly due to tension, and his fingers under the raincoat were tangled and fighting.

As soon as the pinna was cold, Xu Mingyou gently twisted his earlobe, and his voice was full of a deep smile: "The ears are all red, so nervous?"

"I, I'm afraid you'll cut my ears!" Yu Fu opened his eyes bluntly, retorted dryly and loudly, and then pretended to be impatient, "Are you going to cut it or not? I'll just sit there for an hour. gone."

"Hush," Xu Mingyou raised his hands to cover his eyes, "Close your eyes, your hair will fall out of your eyes in a while."

"Kacha Kacha Kacha..." A uniform crackling sound resounded in the quiet room.

"Hiss~" Xu Mingyou gasped, blinked and stopped.

Yu Fu looked at himself in the mirror, and was so angry that he lost his words for a moment. It took a while to recover and grabbed Xu Mingyou's collar, shaking him to attack: "Bastard! You cut me like this, how am I going to go out!"

Xu Mingyou let him sway, coughed guiltyly, turned his head and lowered his eyes, but his shoulders trembled slightly.

Yu Fu knew that he was snickering, so he gave him a hard look, turned around and took the scissors to the mirror in an attempt to salvage him, gesticulating to no avail, and was planning to find Tony tomorrow to change his hairstyle when he heard the people behind him say.

"Did I ever tell you that as soon as you close your eyes, I want to kiss you?"

The author has something to say: There are probably one or two extra articles in this part, just...sweet.

Let’s take a look at the pre-acquisition again, see the column "I became popular after I lost four exes [Transmigration Book]" for collection:

Once the big star Jian passed through the book, he became a cannon fodder in the goofy entertainment circle. He has the same name as him, also called Jian Fan.

It's a pity that Jian Fankong has a hot business of appearance, so he can only rely on tying CP to stir up popularity. As a result, CP became popular, and the more he fried, the more confused he became.The whole network ridiculed him for his dog-skin plasters. Whoever posted them, black fans could circle the earth three times.

Jane Star: I think I can still save it.

Upgrade to a workaholic, release songs and make movies, black fans disappear without a trace, and goofy coffee becomes a treasure.

But why did those scumbags in the original text stare at him?

Ji Yan, doctor of biochemistry: "Same-sex sex is not ergonomic, but I want to try it with you."

Jiang Ning: "Xiao Jian, can you play with me in the next movie?"

Traffic idol Wei Xinzhuo: "Senior, I specially wrote a song for you, listen to it~~"

Sand Sculpture Master Cheng Songye: "I don't care, I will take care of you today!"

All the CP fans: "Ah, Fanfan and my elder brother are a couple! La Gua tear down CP and get fucked!"

Jian Fan's indifferent face: "Do business, don't cue!"

Four bosses: "I can't help you!"

Jian Fan: "Scumbags, draw your knives, whoever wins I'll follow!"

Assistant Xiao Ma: "But Brother Jian, the worst...it's obviously you."

A new article "Falling in Love with the Enemy's Bodyguard" has been published, veteran special soldier x sick petite young master

When Yu Tang heard that a new bodyguard was coming, he sneered and asked the helper to lock the doors and windows so that no one would be allowed in.

As soon as the voice fell, someone behind him asked: "Who is not allowed to come in?"

Yu Tang's eyes widened, looking at the person who had made trouble with him not long ago, he exploded into a ball in an instant, patted the wheelchair and shouted:

"Who the hell are you?"

"Get out!"

The next second, the body suddenly hangs in the air.

Yu Tang: "?"

Pei Shu picked him up and turned around: "Get lost~~"

Someday later—

In the game room, Yu Tang sat on Pei Shu's lap, nimbly took off his tie with his fingers, and played with it around his fingers.

Yu Tang: "Brother Shu, are you playing games?"

Pei Shu: "What are you playing?"

Yu Tang smiled provocatively, covered his eyes with his tie, bit his ear, and paused every word under the meaningful gaze of the other party.

"hide and seek."