[Comprehensive martial arts] Daoist help
Chapter 1 Going to hell on the first day of time travel
Ji Changming looked at the so-called "Lu Xiaofeng" who said "such a long night pearl" with a puzzled face, and really felt that something was wrong, because this person's behavior was so natural, almost like a real ancient man!If this is a filming or a prank show, this guy's acting skills can almost win the little gold medal.
Of course, the possibility of "Lu Xiaofeng" being a psycho is not ruled out, but there is also "Flower Man Lou". It is impossible for two neuroses with such the same style of painting to appear at once, right?
Moreover, the sudden disappearance of Longhua Mountain also made Daoist Ji puzzled. He recalled the scene he saw outside the door before - he didn't find any Yin Qi!
In other words, maybe it wasn't a ghost hitting the wall?Could it be that time travel really happened... But how can there be electricity after time travel!
Looking at the "Lu Xiaofeng" who might really be Lu Xiaofeng, Ji Daochang felt a little bad about himself, but he still smiled calmly, skipped the question of "Ye Mingzhu", and said, "You two, please follow me." I don't know how to explain what a fluorescent lamp is to two guys who seem to be ancient.
"Lu Xiaofeng" saw that he didn't seem willing to explain "Ye Mingzhu"'s problem, and was pulled by "Hua Man Lou", so he laughed and followed him to the bathroom on the side of the room.
After introducing the two of them how to use the faucet, how to use the shower, and how to use the toilet, and after providing new toiletries—the surprised and curious looks of the two made Ji Changming feel more and more ominous——Ji The Taoist said goodbye politely: "It's time for the poor Taoist to go to the evening class. Please rest for a while, and the poor Taoist will come to invite you later at dinner."
"Hua Man Lou" said gently and politely: "Prince Daoist, please do your own thing, there is no need to waste time for us." He also sent Ji Changming to the door together with "Lu Xiaofeng".
When Ji Daochang's fluttering and fairy-like back in white clothes disappeared from sight, "Lu Xiaofeng" said as if sighing: "It's really a fairy wind..."
Ji Daochang of Daogu Xianfeng went to the main hall silently to finish his evening class, and left the gate of the Taoist temple with his sword in hand. He still wanted to confirm whether it was a ghost hitting the wall outside.The result is obvious, of course not.
That is to say, has the Daoist really transmigrated... Ji Daochang stood at the door for a while in a tangled state, still feeling very strange-why would there be electricity after transmigrating?Where does this electricity come from?
He went around the entire Taoist temple and found that the electric wires in the yard were invisible beyond the courtyard wall.The electric wires of Chunyang Temple were pulled up from the village at the foot of Longhua Mountain, and they all extended into the courtyard against the courtyard wall, but now the wires in the courtyard can still be seen, but the wires outside the courtyard cannot be seen.
Ji Daochang sighed, and was about to go back to the yard, when he saw a carriage passing by on the avenue not far away, it was the kind of ancient carriage...
Well, such unscientific things as time travel have happened, and there is nothing surprising about having electricity.He went back to the yard and closed the door, put away his sword, rolled up his sleeves, went to the vegetable field next to the main hall, picked a handful of rapeseed, and went to the kitchen to cook.
By the time he cooked the meal and called "Lu Xiaofeng" and "Huamanlou", "Lu Xiaofeng" had already researched everything in the guest room, and was playing with the light switch enthusiastically, turning it on, off, on. turn it off...
Just when this guy was playing vigorously, he saw that white-clothed Daoist Ji walking over lightly... "Lu Xiaofeng" immediately hid his hands behind his back guiltily.
"Dinner is ready, both of you, please go eat with the poor Taoist." Daoist Ji pretended not to see him fiddle with his light switch, but still said calmly, "I hope you two don't dislike the simple food."
The two quickly politely went to dinner with him.During the dinner, Ji Changming observed the two people's words and deeds calmly, and felt that these two people really fit the setting of Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou in Gu Long's novel... But he still planned to test it out, so he finished the meal Afterwards, when the two of them were actively helping him clean up the dishes, he insinuated on the grounds that "I want to know what's going on in the rivers and lakes recently", and inquired about some things piecemeal, and finally confirmed that he was real Time traveled, and these two guests were indeed Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou.
Ji Daochang was in a complicated mood for a while - I wonder if wifi can still be used?Can we still have Slag Base III in the future?People in Qingshi Town will think that Chunyang Temple has already ascended after discovering that Chunyang Temple has suddenly disappeared?How will you live here in the future?Fortunately, Master's tomb is under the big tree in the backyard, and we can still visit the tomb in the future...
These messy thoughts flashed through his mind, but he still keenly noticed that as the sky darkened, a ray of melancholy gradually appeared on Hua Manlou's face.Thinking about the scene where the black air on the top of the head disappeared after the other party entered the Taoist temple, he understood a little bit. He thought that the other party should be entangled in something unclean, which caused nightmares or restless sleep at night, so His face looks so haggard.
After hesitating for a while, he decided to remind them a little when they leave tomorrow. Anyway, they live in the Taoist temple tonight, and there is nothing unclean that dares to break in.
However, Lu Xiaofeng saw that he was hesitant to speak, and couldn't help asking: "Ji Daochang, is there something wrong with Hua Manlou?"
"Hmm..." Daoist Ji looked out of the yard ponderingly, frowned his pretty eyebrows, and asked, "Has Mr. Hua been having frequent nightmares recently, making it difficult to sleep? And at night, he often feels cold and his hands and feet are stiff." ?”
Hua Manlou was a little surprised: "How does the Taoist priest know?"
Lu Xiaofeng yelled: "Hua Man Lou, why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't want you to worry." Hua Manlou sighed.
"After entering the temple, does Mr. Hua feel much lighter?" Ji Changming asked again.
Hua Manlou thought for a while, then nodded decisively: "Indeed."
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ji Changming suspiciously: "How could the Taoist priest know so clearly?"
"Do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" Ji Daochang smiled.
"Ji Daochang, don't you want to say that Huamanlou was haunted by ghosts?" Lu Xiaofeng laughed dryly, "Hahaha, how is that possible? I have never seen any ghosts in my life."
Hua Manlou patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be brave, just speak up if you're afraid."
"How could I be afraid?" Lu Xiaofeng yelled stiffly, "How can there be ghosts in this world? Besides, so what if there are ghosts? Sometimes people are much scarier than ghosts. I even Not afraid, but still afraid of ghosts?"
Hua Manlou suppressed a smile and comforted him: "Yes, yes, in fact, I only have nightmares because I am thinking about it. Of course there are no ghosts in this world."
Ji Changming also couldn't figure out whether he was serious or just talking casually to fool Lu Xiaofeng, but he didn't care, he just smiled lightly: "If you believe it, you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you don't believe in ghosts and gods. This is also a good thing. It's getting late, so let's rest as soon as possible."
"Ji Daochang, I am not ignoring your kindness, but..." Hua Manlou quickly explained.
Ji Daochang nodded, realizing that the other party couldn't see, and added: "Pin Dao understands, whether you believe it or not, you can't force it, you don't have to worry about it."
It wasn't until he entered the room that Lu Xiaofeng whispered to Hua Manlou: "This Daoist Ji is really a bit of an outsider."
Huamanlou deeply agrees.
"Hey, you said... are you really haggard like this just because you think about it? Then why do you feel so much lighter after entering this Taoist temple?" Lu Xiaofeng was nervous when the two walked back to the room side by side. Xi said, "And at night, my body is cold and my hands and feet are stiff..."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's probably because of the exhaustion from the journey. After entering the Taoist temple, there is a place to rest. I feel relaxed when I relax. As for my body feeling cold... Maybe it's because it's too cold at night?"
"Really..." Lu Xiaofeng muttered, "I still feel something is wrong."
"Don't think about it so much, let's rest first, we have to hurry tomorrow." Hua Manlou reluctantly dragged him into the room, the two of them squeezed into the same bed and fell into a deep sleep after washing up.
On the other side, when Ji Changming returned to his room, he couldn't wait to turn on the computer, and then he discovered another unscientific thing-his computer can still access the Internet!
Ji Daochang's three views were about to be shattered, he opened his scarf silently, and saw that the fellow Taoists he followed on the homepage were still happily exchanging various cultivation experiences, and Grandma Jiang Ning was still talking to Daomen.com in a funny way. The official blog or the second treasure of the policeman or the natural history magazine or the forensic doctor Qin Ming sells rot, and Jisan’s fangirl official blog is still excitedly reposting various related things about Jisan, such as "The Taoist priest is so beautiful" and so on... Ji Daoist couldn't help but feel very tired.
He sighed softly, and put on a scarf: "Damn it on the first day of crossing, I'm so tired."
After a while, fellow Taoists began to suggest tricks to him one after another. Of course, because they all thought he was joking, the methods they proposed were also very funny.Then he started asking him if he had a golden finger when he crossed, where he traveled to, whether he was wearing it in another world or in ancient times, whether he was wearing it in the sky or in the future, and some even asked him if he was planning to write an article, so he came to test the scarf... …
Even if he took a picture of Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou and posted it, these people would probably think that he met a cosplay lover or a costume drama actor...
Ji Daochang felt stuffy.
Of course, the possibility of "Lu Xiaofeng" being a psycho is not ruled out, but there is also "Flower Man Lou". It is impossible for two neuroses with such the same style of painting to appear at once, right?
Moreover, the sudden disappearance of Longhua Mountain also made Daoist Ji puzzled. He recalled the scene he saw outside the door before - he didn't find any Yin Qi!
In other words, maybe it wasn't a ghost hitting the wall?Could it be that time travel really happened... But how can there be electricity after time travel!
Looking at the "Lu Xiaofeng" who might really be Lu Xiaofeng, Ji Daochang felt a little bad about himself, but he still smiled calmly, skipped the question of "Ye Mingzhu", and said, "You two, please follow me." I don't know how to explain what a fluorescent lamp is to two guys who seem to be ancient.
"Lu Xiaofeng" saw that he didn't seem willing to explain "Ye Mingzhu"'s problem, and was pulled by "Hua Man Lou", so he laughed and followed him to the bathroom on the side of the room.
After introducing the two of them how to use the faucet, how to use the shower, and how to use the toilet, and after providing new toiletries—the surprised and curious looks of the two made Ji Changming feel more and more ominous——Ji The Taoist said goodbye politely: "It's time for the poor Taoist to go to the evening class. Please rest for a while, and the poor Taoist will come to invite you later at dinner."
"Hua Man Lou" said gently and politely: "Prince Daoist, please do your own thing, there is no need to waste time for us." He also sent Ji Changming to the door together with "Lu Xiaofeng".
When Ji Daochang's fluttering and fairy-like back in white clothes disappeared from sight, "Lu Xiaofeng" said as if sighing: "It's really a fairy wind..."
Ji Daochang of Daogu Xianfeng went to the main hall silently to finish his evening class, and left the gate of the Taoist temple with his sword in hand. He still wanted to confirm whether it was a ghost hitting the wall outside.The result is obvious, of course not.
That is to say, has the Daoist really transmigrated... Ji Daochang stood at the door for a while in a tangled state, still feeling very strange-why would there be electricity after transmigrating?Where does this electricity come from?
He went around the entire Taoist temple and found that the electric wires in the yard were invisible beyond the courtyard wall.The electric wires of Chunyang Temple were pulled up from the village at the foot of Longhua Mountain, and they all extended into the courtyard against the courtyard wall, but now the wires in the courtyard can still be seen, but the wires outside the courtyard cannot be seen.
Ji Daochang sighed, and was about to go back to the yard, when he saw a carriage passing by on the avenue not far away, it was the kind of ancient carriage...
Well, such unscientific things as time travel have happened, and there is nothing surprising about having electricity.He went back to the yard and closed the door, put away his sword, rolled up his sleeves, went to the vegetable field next to the main hall, picked a handful of rapeseed, and went to the kitchen to cook.
By the time he cooked the meal and called "Lu Xiaofeng" and "Huamanlou", "Lu Xiaofeng" had already researched everything in the guest room, and was playing with the light switch enthusiastically, turning it on, off, on. turn it off...
Just when this guy was playing vigorously, he saw that white-clothed Daoist Ji walking over lightly... "Lu Xiaofeng" immediately hid his hands behind his back guiltily.
"Dinner is ready, both of you, please go eat with the poor Taoist." Daoist Ji pretended not to see him fiddle with his light switch, but still said calmly, "I hope you two don't dislike the simple food."
The two quickly politely went to dinner with him.During the dinner, Ji Changming observed the two people's words and deeds calmly, and felt that these two people really fit the setting of Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou in Gu Long's novel... But he still planned to test it out, so he finished the meal Afterwards, when the two of them were actively helping him clean up the dishes, he insinuated on the grounds that "I want to know what's going on in the rivers and lakes recently", and inquired about some things piecemeal, and finally confirmed that he was real Time traveled, and these two guests were indeed Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou.
Ji Daochang was in a complicated mood for a while - I wonder if wifi can still be used?Can we still have Slag Base III in the future?People in Qingshi Town will think that Chunyang Temple has already ascended after discovering that Chunyang Temple has suddenly disappeared?How will you live here in the future?Fortunately, Master's tomb is under the big tree in the backyard, and we can still visit the tomb in the future...
These messy thoughts flashed through his mind, but he still keenly noticed that as the sky darkened, a ray of melancholy gradually appeared on Hua Manlou's face.Thinking about the scene where the black air on the top of the head disappeared after the other party entered the Taoist temple, he understood a little bit. He thought that the other party should be entangled in something unclean, which caused nightmares or restless sleep at night, so His face looks so haggard.
After hesitating for a while, he decided to remind them a little when they leave tomorrow. Anyway, they live in the Taoist temple tonight, and there is nothing unclean that dares to break in.
However, Lu Xiaofeng saw that he was hesitant to speak, and couldn't help asking: "Ji Daochang, is there something wrong with Hua Manlou?"
"Hmm..." Daoist Ji looked out of the yard ponderingly, frowned his pretty eyebrows, and asked, "Has Mr. Hua been having frequent nightmares recently, making it difficult to sleep? And at night, he often feels cold and his hands and feet are stiff." ?”
Hua Manlou was a little surprised: "How does the Taoist priest know?"
Lu Xiaofeng yelled: "Hua Man Lou, why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't want you to worry." Hua Manlou sighed.
"After entering the temple, does Mr. Hua feel much lighter?" Ji Changming asked again.
Hua Manlou thought for a while, then nodded decisively: "Indeed."
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ji Changming suspiciously: "How could the Taoist priest know so clearly?"
"Do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" Ji Daochang smiled.
"Ji Daochang, don't you want to say that Huamanlou was haunted by ghosts?" Lu Xiaofeng laughed dryly, "Hahaha, how is that possible? I have never seen any ghosts in my life."
Hua Manlou patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be brave, just speak up if you're afraid."
"How could I be afraid?" Lu Xiaofeng yelled stiffly, "How can there be ghosts in this world? Besides, so what if there are ghosts? Sometimes people are much scarier than ghosts. I even Not afraid, but still afraid of ghosts?"
Hua Manlou suppressed a smile and comforted him: "Yes, yes, in fact, I only have nightmares because I am thinking about it. Of course there are no ghosts in this world."
Ji Changming also couldn't figure out whether he was serious or just talking casually to fool Lu Xiaofeng, but he didn't care, he just smiled lightly: "If you believe it, you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you don't believe in ghosts and gods. This is also a good thing. It's getting late, so let's rest as soon as possible."
"Ji Daochang, I am not ignoring your kindness, but..." Hua Manlou quickly explained.
Ji Daochang nodded, realizing that the other party couldn't see, and added: "Pin Dao understands, whether you believe it or not, you can't force it, you don't have to worry about it."
It wasn't until he entered the room that Lu Xiaofeng whispered to Hua Manlou: "This Daoist Ji is really a bit of an outsider."
Huamanlou deeply agrees.
"Hey, you said... are you really haggard like this just because you think about it? Then why do you feel so much lighter after entering this Taoist temple?" Lu Xiaofeng was nervous when the two walked back to the room side by side. Xi said, "And at night, my body is cold and my hands and feet are stiff..."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's probably because of the exhaustion from the journey. After entering the Taoist temple, there is a place to rest. I feel relaxed when I relax. As for my body feeling cold... Maybe it's because it's too cold at night?"
"Really..." Lu Xiaofeng muttered, "I still feel something is wrong."
"Don't think about it so much, let's rest first, we have to hurry tomorrow." Hua Manlou reluctantly dragged him into the room, the two of them squeezed into the same bed and fell into a deep sleep after washing up.
On the other side, when Ji Changming returned to his room, he couldn't wait to turn on the computer, and then he discovered another unscientific thing-his computer can still access the Internet!
Ji Daochang's three views were about to be shattered, he opened his scarf silently, and saw that the fellow Taoists he followed on the homepage were still happily exchanging various cultivation experiences, and Grandma Jiang Ning was still talking to Daomen.com in a funny way. The official blog or the second treasure of the policeman or the natural history magazine or the forensic doctor Qin Ming sells rot, and Jisan’s fangirl official blog is still excitedly reposting various related things about Jisan, such as "The Taoist priest is so beautiful" and so on... Ji Daoist couldn't help but feel very tired.
He sighed softly, and put on a scarf: "Damn it on the first day of crossing, I'm so tired."
After a while, fellow Taoists began to suggest tricks to him one after another. Of course, because they all thought he was joking, the methods they proposed were also very funny.Then he started asking him if he had a golden finger when he crossed, where he traveled to, whether he was wearing it in another world or in ancient times, whether he was wearing it in the sky or in the future, and some even asked him if he was planning to write an article, so he came to test the scarf... …
Even if he took a picture of Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou and posted it, these people would probably think that he met a cosplay lover or a costume drama actor...
Ji Daochang felt stuffy.
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