My boyfriend is a little spider

Peter didn't know how Triton persuaded his uncle and uncle, but the two uncles did not stop Triton from happily jumping into Peter's water tank.Although Peter could see that Happy was always a little indescribably depressed when facing him, obviously he was not very satisfied with the cohabitation decision that the two children had made on their own.

But even so, Happy would still come to pick Peter and Terry home from school, and by the way, bring all kinds of things into Parker's house, most of which were food.I don't know if he is afraid that Terry will be hungry with the little spider, or if he is afraid that the Parker family will be eaten up by Terry, or if he just wants to see more of the cute little mermaid nephew.

Before leaving the campus today, Captain America also deliberately found Triton and Peter, saying that he had something to give Triton.Peter looked at Steve, who was carrying a bag of things, and thought to himself, could this be a gift from Uncle Mullard to his colleague's nephew for the first time?

The curious little spider took the bag and opened it. Unexpectedly, there were three cans of calcium tablets inside.

...Is this the meaning of hoping that Triton can take a good calcium supplement?

Uncle Da Dun is really caring.

Captain America also reminded Peter very solemnly that Triton should pay attention to the dislocated injury, don't be careless, reduce the movement of the shoulder and elbow, and don't take off the fixing belt easily.Although before leaving school, Triton secretly removed the straps on his shoulders.

After being taken home by Happy, Happy was naturally invited by the enthusiastic Aunt May to stay for dinner.After dinner, Peter unsolicited and mentioned that their next YouTube channel would be doing makeup videos.

"That sounds interesting." May said, raising her eyebrows. "So will you do Triton's makeup?"

"...You can guess this?" Peter asked in surprise, he didn't say that Triton would be involved.

"Otherwise, what else could the content be? Could it be that you're doing Ned's makeup, or Hamm is doing it for you? What's so interesting about that?" Aunt May said with a smile, "Most of your channel is full of Tritons. For fans of makeup videos, they definitely want to see Triton's face makeup. And, as a little wife, you will definitely participate in it, won't you?"

"May..." Peter looked at Aunt May helplessly, not knowing why even Mei kept teasing him with the "little wife" stalk.

"So?" Mei could see what little Peter was thinking at a glance, "You want to ask me how to put on makeup?"

"Yes, a relatively simple way." Peter replied with a nod.

"It can be difficult to put on makeup, but it can also be very simple." Mei turned her head and looked at Triton with a smile, and couldn't help touching Triton's face. The blond boy didn't refuse, showing his face Auntie Mei's heart was softened with a cute expression, "And Triton's foundation is really good, there is no blemish on his face, I don't think foundation and concealer are needed. But if you are serious about doing a phase For a makeup video, it probably needs to be wiped off."

Little Spider: "..." I let you touch the face of our little mermaid because you are Aunt Mei.

Because Peter mentioned the plan of the makeup video, Mei became very interested in it, and then brought the cosmetics and beauty products into the living room, intending to explain it to Peter.

Triton also contributed his own face very obediently.

"Why do you need foundation?" Peter looked strangely at Aunt May who was helping Terry put on foundation.

"It's to make the complexion on the face look better, and to make up for some blemishes on the face. All in all, it's to make the face look more perfect." Aunt Mei explained patiently.

Peter frowned and looked at Triton's face silently: "..." Is this necessary?

"My face is already perfect." Triton said with a confident smile at this time.

Although it sounded like a familiar narcissistic tone, it did speak out what the little spider was thinking.

"Yes, Triton, I think so too. But in order to prevent Peter from messing with your face in front of the camera, let him try his hand first." Aunt May also agrees with Triton's point of view , nodded and said with a smile.

While Aunt May was giving Peter a make-up surprise class, Ham and Ned also released a preview of the next make-up video on the YouTube channel, and fans quickly responded enthusiastically.

——"I have a premonition that there will be another wave of dog food rain, so eat first as a respect."

——"Do you want to put makeup on our beautiful Triton? I am very conflicted now. On the one hand, I really want to see our Triton continue to be beautiful! But on the other hand, I really want to see little Peter after he overturned his car. , Triton looks helplessly sullen!"

——"Ahahaha, I'm already imagining the expression on Terry's face, "Why did I pay such a handicapped little wife like you"! Yes, I am looking forward to the overturned party!"

—— "But I think Triton's face, no matter what kind of devil makeup it is, can hold it!"

——"I don't care, as long as I can see Triton, I will be satisfied!"

——"Okay, received, I will go buy lemons tonight, hold the lemons and wait for dog food tomorrow."

……

That night, Triton's fans also kindly pushed Peter's countless beauty blogger videos and introductory makeup guides, which gave the little spider a sense of mission that was entrusted with a great responsibility.

After school the next day, the students of the "Face" crew have spontaneously prepared a well-lit indoor venue for Peter's make-up video. Peter, Ham, and Ned couldn't help but feel the breath of a big scene coming towards them.

The girls prepared four photos of imitation makeup for this video, and asked the boys to choose the number by themselves through the four numbers [-], [-], [-], and [-]. The photos selected are the makeup they will put on their faces today.The four imitations are respectively the imitations of two movie characters - the imitation makeup of the godmother of "Maleficent", the imitation makeup of the White Queen of "Alice in Wonderland", and two Alices who have become popular on the Internet recently. Disney Princess Makeup for Princess and Snow White.

It wasn't until this time that Ham and the others realized that the girls attached more importance to this video than they had imagined.

"Why are there four?" Peter suddenly realized something at this moment.

"Peter, don't you think that after you push our two brothers out, you can survive alone?" Ham glanced at Peter at this moment and said, "You won't be able to escape today anyway."

Little Spider: "..." I started to feel a little regretful.

"Why are they all girls' makeup?" Ned asked in surprise.

"Otherwise? Is there any famous boy's makeup?" Janice was paused by Ned's question.

"For example, what kind of clown makeup, zombie makeup? Or just put on some makeup?" Ned thought about it. He thought it would be fine to just let the girls put some makeup on their faces, but he didn't expect the girls' actions. It turned out to be so grand and meticulous.

"Okay, since it's in the hands of a girl, you accept your fate." Flora smiled and reached out to pat Ned's shoulder. "Today is the girl's channel. Sit down, boys."

Ned was the first to take the lead, and Ned chose number three.Ned looked at the godmother Marlene Fisso in "Maleficent" with a suffocating expression. He really couldn't imagine using his own face to draw such a makeup.But it has fallen into the hands of the girls, and Ned has no way out at this time——

"Ned, your face is so sensual."

"Your face feels like I used half a bottle of liquid foundation. This video really cost me money."

"Hahaha! Your face really can't be used to draw the bones of your godmother!"

"No, this horned headgear is too small, haha, it can't be put on at all!"

"Ned, I really tried my best."  …

There was unstoppable laughter as Ned put on his makeup.

When Ned, who had finally finished his makeup, looked at himself in the mirror, he showed a look of shock that he couldn't bear to look directly at——I was really the devil in the mirror.

"I can't describe how I feel right now, but I do have a ... feeling of being reborn."

At this time, Ned's demeanor was a little spontaneous and pretentious, with a feeling of being pretentious and hypocritical but also very nondescript, which caused the students at the scene to burst into laughter.

"I feel like a very graceful and luxurious queen now. Do you understand? It's not the feeling in "Maleficent", but the kind, Snow White's stepmother, who looks very vicious and evil at first glance. It’s harsh, but also delicious.”

"What the hell does it mean to eat well?" Ham laughed until his head swelled.

"Oh, look at my charming flaming red lips." Ned couldn't help but pouted his mouth, and threw a really big wink at Peter and Ned, "It's really like a big mouth, I It felt like if I had been in Maleficent, I would have eaten the princess in the first five minutes."

"God, Ned, are you trying to laugh me to death?" Peter felt that after this video, Ned would definitely become famous.

"Anyway, brother, I think I've selected the most difficult makeup look." Ned gave up his makeup throne, "You all have to thank me, and I think my forehead is tight, so I can Did you take off the damn horn hood?"

Ham was the second choice. He chose No. [-] and won the imitation makeup of the White Queen.After the whole make-up was over, Ham felt that he had also transformed into a brand new person amidst the bursts of laughter around him.

"This foundation is so white it makes me feel like I'm a zombie, and it's poisoned. God! Look! My mouth is black! And, look around my eyes, the purple eyeshadow, It feels like I was blinded by the poisonous fog!" Ham looked at himself in the mirror with an exaggerated expression, and he felt that his ghostly appearance was as suffocating as Ned's.

"It sounds like you have been victimized terribly." Ned was still in the scene of the vicious queen, looking down at Ham with his hands crossed and his chest showing a haughty expression.

"Then I'm probably Snow White who was poisoned by eating the poisonous apple you gave me." Ham pointed to his lips and said, "Look at my lips, would anyone really buy lipstick of this color? I feel like I'm Then you can go to the haunted house and pretend to be a ghost, people will definitely be scared by me...Janice, can't you put on some normal makeup?"

"Actually, we all think that the White Queen's makeup is very good-looking. I was hoping that Triton would get it." Janice shrugged and smiled, "But, how should I say it? The same makeup will vary from person to person. Bar."

"Ned, Ham, don't you think the two of you seem to be a good match now?" Flora laughed so hard that she couldn't even straighten up, "It's like a demon and an angel."

"Shit, Ham's face is the greatest insult to an angel." Ned said disdainfully.

"Ned? How dare you laugh at me with such a vicious stepmother face?" Ham sneered.

Peter watched Ned and Ham who were bickering and couldn't help muffled laughter.

Are you trying to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my little mermaid?

"Peter, it's your turn now."

At this moment, two faces with devil makeup stared straight at him at the same time.

The smile on Peter's face stopped instantly, and the uplifted mood fell like a roller coaster in an instant.

Well, what should come will always come.

"Which card do you want Triton to draw?" Flora asked suddenly at this moment.

There are two last replicas left, both of Disney princesses.

"The little mermaid." Peter said without much thought.

"Because you think this makeup looks simpler?" Flora asked with a smile.

Peter just because Triton is the little mermaid.

What a coincidence—Peter himself got a copy of Princess Ariel, the Little Mermaid.

Little Spider: "..." I'm about to become a red-haired Spider-Man.

"So, who do you plan to do your makeup? Us, or Triton himself?" Janice asked positively.

"..." No matter which one it is, it is beyond Peter's imagination.

"Okay, Peter, now it's our turn to watch you play."

"You laughed a lot before, but it's time for us to fight back."

At this time, the devil's stepmother duo began to add insult to injury mercilessly.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Triton proactively put forward the application.

Because Ariel lived in the sea, she had a very fair complexion, and Triton chose a fairly fair foundation for him.When the foundation was finished, Peter already felt from Triton's uncontrollable smile that he might become a member of the stepmother trio.

Along the way, Peter has a growing sense that his Spider-Man career has gone off the rails, and that this video will serve as an indelible reminder of his heroic glory days as a Spider-Man.

But Peter could see that Triton's expression was very serious, and even quite happy, as if he had found quite a lot of fun in it.Seeing his beloved little boyfriend so happy, although Peter's heart is inevitably heavy, he is also happy.

The long red hair wig was finally fixed on Peter's head with Janice's help.

"Hmm...it doesn't seem too bad?" Ned commented objectively.

"At least it looks better than the two of us." Ham nodded. "I feel that Terry is much easier on the girls than the girls."

"Why don't you two say that Peter has better qualifications than you?" Flora asked back.

"How do you feel now?" Janice asked with a smile.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Peter can see his very bright long red hair, followed by raspberry lips.His eyelids are very heavy, because Triton wears pretty thick false eyelashes, and every time Peter blinks, it feels like a... eyelid earthquake.

This kind of flickering eyelashes made it difficult for Peter to look directly at them.

In particular, Triton wears pretty shimmery eyeshadow with glittery chips.Not only his eyelids were shining, but even his cheekbones were covered with very shiny makeup, which made Peter feel that his whole face was shining.

The little spider had never seen himself so shiny.

"I also feel that I am not me anymore." Peter also felt this magical feeling, and he took a deep breath, "God, why are my cheekbones glowing?"

Peter felt that if it was night, when the street lights came on, the first thing that would reflect light would be his cheekbones.

"Because it looks more shiny this way." Triton said with a smile.

The little spider was speechless.

Although it is so bright, Peter does not doubt that this will definitely be a dark history engraved in Spider-Man's career.Even if he is just Peter Parker, his dazzling image at this time will be a dark history of being turned into a popular emoji by enthusiastic netizens.

Finally it was Triton's turn, no doubt the last remaining Snow White look.Peter looked at it and felt that it shouldn't be too difficult for him who had already been specially trained. However, when facing him, Triton, who was cooperating with his face slightly raised, kept smiling all the time.

This made the little spider's mentality collapse a bit.

"Little Mermaid, you are so pretty." Triton also gave an unrealistic compliment with an unusually bright smile.

Okay, the little spider with fluttering hair is even more depressed.

"It's so nice that you have the urge to kiss Peter?" Ned asked with a smile.

"It's probably rare now, when I don't really want to kiss Peter." Triton thought for a while and said.

The little spider felt prickly.

It's obviously a very white foundation, and it looks like a zombie color when it falls on their faces, but it still fits very well on Triton's face.Sure enough, a good-looking person is good-looking no matter how he pretends.Thanks to the knowledge of make-up the night before, Peter didn't make any mistakes in applying makeup. Janice also helped put Triton's Snow White's black-haired wig on.

"My lovely daughter is coming." Ned has automatically entered the role of Snow White's stepmother and queen.

When Peter puts on Triton's lipstick, he really has the urge to kiss it.

The black-haired boy raised his head slightly, and his lips were slightly parted, waiting for the bright red color to be applied. Peter knew very well how wonderful it was to kiss this boy.At this time, the pair of beautiful crystal clear blue eyes that made his heart move were watching him, the flawless fair face, the delicate to perfect facial features, the appearance of a young man who was kissed by an angel is so beautiful.

"Her skin is as white and tender as snow, and as red as blood, and her hair is as black as ebony."

"So the queen named her Snow White."

The story in the fairy tale finally has imaginable beauty at this time.

Peter thought to himself that if Triton was a girl, she must be the prototype of a princess from a fairy tale.

"Do you want to kiss me now?"

Triton blinked and asked suddenly.

Peter suddenly came back to his senses, he didn't expect Triton to ask a question so bluntly.Peter first thought that the current occasion was wrong, and the eyes of the people around were all focused on them, especially now that the expressions of the students seemed to be watching a good show.Then Peter thought that his own image was too bad now, and Triton was still very good-looking.

"...No." Peter said so softly, and quickly avoided looking into Triton's eyes as if trying to hide it, and carefully applied the bright red lipstick on the handsome lips of the boy.

However, Triton made an unexpected move at this time.

Today Peter was wearing a shirt with the first button open. Triton stretched out his fingers and hooked the second button on Peter's shirt, and then slightly pulled the boy standing in front of him towards him.

Peter, leaning forward with his strength, looked up at Triton in surprise. When he looked into Triton's eyes, he felt the familiar feeling of blushing and heartbeat. Glow makeup is seen.

And the girls all exclaimed because of Triton's sudden action.

Triton still hooked his fingers on the front buttons of the boy's clothes, and squinted his eyes with a smile. The jewel-like crystal blue in his eyes made Peter seem to see the brightest spring in the magnificent sea. The shimmering light of the first morning tide was coming toward him.

Triton unceremoniously kissed Peter on the cheek, leaving a very striking red lip mark.

Triton, who is Snow White today, leaned into Peter's slightly reddened ear and whispered——

"Today, you are my Little Mermaid."