Immortals are shameless when they become demons

The child was about three or four years old. He sat in the large pile of clothes and looked around blankly. When he saw Lin Lang, he tilted his head and stared stupidly. After a while, he asked, "Are you my father?"

Lin Lang looked at the loose robe on his body, it belonged to Lin Ruluan, it was extremely weird.It was impossible for the devil to leave without beating him, and it was even more impossible for him to leave him without saying a word.The clothes belong to him, so the kid...

"I'm not your father." Lin Lang shook his head first, and then asked, "What's your name?"

The little man climbed up curiously, looked him up and down, put his hands on his chin seriously, nodded repeatedly, as if he had thought it over, and said with innocent eyes: "My name is Lin Zhi. Then you want to be my father?" ?"

"..." This name!This looks!Is it really that monster? !

Lin Lang rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle: "I am your husband, how can I be your father?"

Xiao Lin's eyes widened and he said, "Really?"

Then he asked in confusion, "What is husband?"

Not only has the devil become smaller, but the person has also become stupid?Lin Lang thought for a while, and coaxed: "I just eat, sleep, take a bath with you, and we can do everything together."

"Oh oh oh!" The little guy stood up happily, leaned over and kissed him on the face, "wife!"

Lin Lang: "..." Where is the promised husband!Does this devil not understand human words, or is he pretending on purpose?

However, Lin Ruluan, who looks like a child, is really soft and cute, very well-behaved, not at all like an adult, murderous at every turn, with a cold physique.There was no erotic meaning in this kiss either, Lin Lang felt an inexplicable joy and satisfaction - he would never admit that his heart was jumping for joy, and he would ravage this devil in every possible way in the future!

"Lin Zhi." He smiled and called, "Kiss this side again."

"Hey!" The little guy squeaked without hesitation and kissed.

Lin Lang was so happy that he saw that his clothes were too big to wear, so he cut his outer robe short for him to wear.Just when Meimei was admiring her masterpiece, the fox demon suddenly came in and said: "The king is still not well? If you don't leave, it's not good for that guy to come back... Where is the king?"

When she was speaking, she suddenly cut off the conversation, seeing that the evil star was gone, but there was a harmless child, she immediately changed the subject, stared at the jade in Lin Lang's hand, turned around, and said in a soft voice: "Lin Lang wants to use this to have sex with me? Oh, I can't ask for more..."

This fox is so cunning and bold, he dared to turn his face without seeing Lin Ruluan!Knowing her intentions, Lin Lang hurriedly retreated into the bed, hid Yushi behind him, and said angrily, "Hu Feifei, you dare to touch me, I have a talisman! I'll blow you up!"

He said, but the hand behind him quickly searched for a treasure box, which had been scattered in piles before, touched a jade gesture, changed it, closed the treasure box, and then tightly held the fake jade gesture in his hand.

"You are so heartless, it's in vain for me to be so kind to you!" Hu Feifei's charming face suddenly twisted, becoming distorted and terrifying, and said sharply: "Will you give it to me! I won't let my old lady strip you alive, Do it first and then kill it, and then hang it on the island as a flag!"

Lin Lang shivered, shrank back in fear, and huddled together with Xiao Lin. He took out the jade gesture from behind, hesitated for a while, saw that the fox demon was about to pounce, and hurriedly threw it to her, saying, "Here you are! Come here!"

The fox demon looked at him with an aggrieved face, and looked at the things unwillingly, smiled coquettishly, picked them up and put them away, but did not leave, licked his red lips, and said in a male voice: "Since the things are given , Lin Lang is more generous, why not give it to others! They can cooperate with you!"

"..." I should have known that this fox is a pushover and dishonest!Lin Lang was furious. Although there were spells drawn on his body, he was not afraid that he would take the real action, but he was so annoyed by this fox demon several times, so he touched the spell on his waist.

"You want to touch my wife?" Xiao Lin preyed on him for a long time, and suddenly said, attracting the eyes of the two of them.

Although this person has become smaller, he still knows how to protect himself, and he is sincere.Lin Lang was feeling emotional, but when he heard the villain stretch out his hand angrily, "Give me the money!" he almost fell off the bed.

Hu Feifei was stunned for a while, and said with a smile: "Little devil, will you give him to me if you give me the money?"

Xiao Lin stretched out his hand for a long time, and saw that she had no intention of paying, clapped his hands together, and said angrily: "I know it's another one who has no money to steal my wife!"

He opened his palms again, and a paper figurine came out in the middle, and slapped the fox demon.

The paper man was lightly attached to his body, and suddenly a circle of yellow light lit up. Hu Feifei screamed miserably, revealing the fox's tail, and soon the whole fox body was completely exposed, and fled away with a whimper.

Seeing the paper figurine, Lin Lang was even more certain that this villain must have been transformed by Lin Ruluan.Immediately after taking the real key, an invisibility talisman was stuck to his forehead, and he was dragged out on tiptoe.

The two of them shuttled out invisibly, the teleportation array was messy, it would be troublesome to go out to sea, the treasure ships of each faction had left one after another, and only Shengzi Island and Wuxianfang were left.After a while, Yu Jinxiu dashed aboard the boat aggressively, yelling at her, apparently she was throwing a tantrum after going back to nothing just now.Just as Lin Lang was about to get close to his feet and retracted them, he looked to the other side helplessly.

The colorful boat in Wuxianfang is very empty now, about one boat has left before, and now there is no one left.Lin Lang observed secretly, and saw the female cultivator walking around from time to time, but she didn't see the fifth grandma, so she hugged the villain beside her and sneaked onto the boat to try her luck.

In broad daylight, the boat looks like a woman dressed in heavy make-up, but the palace on board is dark and deserted, with various gauze dancers flying around, and there seems to be someone sitting at the long table in the center.With a light veil on her face, she looks like a saint.Lin Lang was afraid that he was the one among the five grandmas who was pretending to be tender, so he carefully looked over with his heavenly eyes, and almost at the same time, the bright eyes on the veil looked over.

This woman must be a saint!Otherwise, how could he have spotted him snooping in the first place? !What Lin Lang was surprised by was not only this, but - that woman's true face was exactly the same as Lin's mother!

So the two of them are actually twin sisters?Who is this person in front of me...Lin Lang hesitated seeing her eyes fixed, but she kept quiet.

"Hey, another wife." The crisp voice said, and the fat claws stretched out to the snacks on the woman's long table.

The little devil didn't pay attention, and suddenly ran out!Lin Lang almost lost his heart in fright.The little ghost was still hidden, took some snacks and ran back, offering treasures: "Honey, it's delicious!"

"Your Highness, there are monsters?!" The screen behind the saint suddenly turned to reveal two nuns, staring at the dim sum floating out of thin air.

"It's okay, I have a friend visiting, you go down." The saint finally said, staring at the hanging dim sum bit by bit, and asked suddenly: "Do you want more, Xiao Lang?"

Xiaolin Prey immediately flew over again, cleared all the table, and came back to borrow flowers to offer Buddha.

Lin Lang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, guessing that the saintess had no malicious intentions, so he went closer, sat cross-legged face to face, and asked curiously, "How did the saintess recognize me?"

"Guess," she said.He stared unkindly at the little forest bird of prey who was wolfing down beside him.

"I can't guess." Lin Lang said honestly, but his heart was roaring.What nonsense is this saint talking about? !

Suddenly she asked again: "I heard this person called your wife?"

Just as Lin Lang nodded, and was about to explain, the saint suddenly stretched out her hand, twisted his ears tightly, and turned behind the screen.Seeing that the situation was not good, Lin Xuan followed.

Pain, pain, pain!Lin Lang wailed all the way in his heart. This saint and Mama Lin are indeed sisters. This temper, strength, and technique are completely copied!

Lin Lang was dragged into a dark cabin, which looked like a prison cell.I was dizzy in my heart. Is this saint an enemy or a friend? Why did she change her face so quickly? !

"Lin Xiaolang, no one is in charge, you are getting fatter, aren't you?!" The saint said fiercely, her voice suddenly changed a little.

Lin Lang was thrown on a dilapidated wooden chair by him. Seeing the saint with her hands on her hips and her foot on his buttocks, she felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity. "you……"

"Let you follow Luan'er, where did you leave him?!" The saint poked his head and asked.

Lin Lang asked in surprise, "...Mother?"

The veil was lifted quietly, and Luo Qingshuang kicked her son's ass hard. "You don't have any skills, how can you run faster than anyone else?! Your father has let you leave behind!"

Lin Lang covered his buttocks and let out a cry of pain, and hurriedly said, "Is my father still on the island?"

Luo Qingshuang didn't answer, and continued to interrogate: "Where's Luan'er?"

Lin Lang pitifully covered his head and buttocks, and quickly pointed to the villain beside her.

Luo Qingshuang was very surprised: "How could this become like this?"

"He became like this after drinking, I don't know." Lin Lang said depressedly.

"Hmph, Luan'er is so well-behaved, how could he be drunk. You must have drunk him! Little bastard!"

"I didn't... Ouch! Don't pull your ears, your son will be disfigured!"

"That's right, he was the one who poured it." The villain's voice suddenly became low.

The mother and daughter looked over, only to see that Lin Ruluan still looked like that villain, but his eyes were cold and his whole body was full of hostility, which was quite different from the cute and well-behaved one before.

"Luan'er?" Luo Qingshuang called out carefully.

"Mother." He replied blankly, his aura still so terrifying.

Luo Qingshuang breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "The two of you hide here for the time being, and when your father comes, you will board the boat of the Ghost Palace."

Lin Lang asked strangely, "How could Mother pretend to be a saint?"

"I am happy!" Luo Qingshuang snorted, went straight out, and waved her fist again as a warning: "Let me see you and run out again! Beat me to death!"

Lin Lang covered his ears, and looked at Xiao Lin's prey whose white face turned black with some trepidation.

"This boat is a bait." Xiao Lin's eyes flickered and said, "Fifth Grandma knew that Mother was pretending, but she was just planning to tie her up first to lure you here. If you don't come, tie her up again. There is also less resistance."

"Oh."

"Aren't you worried?"

"Oh. If you guessed right, Wuxianfang has been divided into two groups, all the way to Endless Mountain, using my mother as a gunman, and all the way to our lair to squat, right?" Lin Lang finished speaking for him in one breath, Depressedly said: "My mother's outburst of temper, plotting against her will definitely not please her, what I am more concerned about is—"

"Why are you angry?"

"..." The villain sat down cross-legged silently, and said lightly, "I'm not angry."

This is not angry?Lin Lang said depressedly: "I'm not angry that you are so indifferent, where is the enthusiasm before?"

"I was drunk before." Xiao Lin said stiffly.After tensing his face for a moment, he muttered in a low voice: "You are a child, how can you be intimate?"

Lin Lang: "..."