Immortals are shameless when they become demons

There was endless panting in the darkness, and with the sound of the clothes rubbing against each other, an ambiguous atmosphere filled the whole room, but at this time——

Boom boom boom!

A knock on the door interrupted their further movements.

"..." Lin Lang hurriedly pushed someone away, turned over with a headache, put on his clothes, opened the door, and wailed, "Mother, you can't stop..."

Since returning from the South China Sea, Lin Lang's strength has improved greatly, and he is no longer afraid of the forceful suppression of his mother and younger sister.The mother and daughter are too hard to be soft, and every time they are sticky, they will appear like ghosts and ghosts. Lin Lang is startled and dare not prostitute in the daytime.I didn't expect that there would be no peace at night at this moment. I couldn't bear it anymore. I was about to sue, but I saw Lin's mother expressionlessly said: "Oh, I'm bothering you? I keep the vacant room for my mother alone. I'm so lonely. If you don't come to accompany your mother Forget it, you still want to be happy, it's not filial!"

"..." Lin Lang raised his forehead and said, "Master Beishan has already agreed to rectify the ghost world, and he will return father's body immediately. Mom, please stay safe. There is no rush for this ghost world."

"Did you spend your life without visiting the hall, you don't have to be ashamed!"

"My husband and wife...it's not something glorious, so there's no need to have a wedding." Lin Lang wondered.His wife has been working on the wedding for several days.However, although he accepted that he was a broken sleeve, he didn't want to catch up with the show and outsiders, so he dismissed it straight away.

Mama Lin said with a straight face: "Oh, you don't need it, my mother does!"

Lin Lang: "..." Who is this getting married?

The two stalemate for a while, Lin Ruluan lazily put on his clothes, stepped forward, embraced Lin Lang, and said, "Leaving aside this matter, the shadow thorns have all returned to the Ghost Palace, and there are only a few people in the sect. , I think we might as well invite some people to come and have fun."

Luo Qingshuang listened to his persuasion, hesitated a while and said: "Invite the Palace Master here for a while, I really don't trust your father."

After making a promise, he finally sent his mother away. Lin Lang asked strangely, "Why do you suddenly have such thoughts?"

The two have been harassed for a while, and they have never had a serious intimacy. This silly bird wishes to push away all the people around him, so that he can spend every day with him. How can he be willing to be disturbed by others?

Lin Ruluan said casually: "Mother is playful and impulsive by nature, and father is not sitting in the sect at this time. If she doesn't find someone to entertain her, she will definitely follow you and me when we return to the west pole."

"Back to the West Pole?" Lin Lang asked in surprise.

"Why, you don't want to?" Lin Ruluan raised an eyebrow.

Lin Lang was stared at by him, shivered, and said honestly: "Your bird's nest is really not a place for people to live in."

Lin Ruluan smiled and said, "Of course you won't be wronged. I've already made people cultivate the palace, so you don't want to go and see it?"

Lin Lang's eyes brightened immediately and he said, "Go, go!"

Not without worry, he said: "You don't know how to repair a bird's nest?"

Lin Ruluan then pinched his lower back severely, "Looks like I have to let you know how great I am when you underestimate me!"

"Yes, you are the best, you are the best, can you let me go... Wait! Who are you going to call?"

"You will know tomorrow."

"Then let's... woo woo woo tomorrow!"

"Tomorrow... of course there is still tomorrow!" Lin Ruluan hugged him back to the bed, and the hungry tiger jumped on him.

……

Lin Lang was tossed all night, and was woken up early in the morning by the whispering words of the two women. He even let out a coquettish smile from time to time. Although he lowered his voice, it reached Lin Lang's ears.Lin Xiaolang, who finally satisfied someone and slept for a while, pushed the door out angrily, only to see Feng Yao and Lin Ma sitting side by side on the railing in front of his door, talking and laughing at Yanyan.

"My lord is awake." Feng Yao smiled and turned her head, "It's been a long time since I saw you, you are still so clumsy, and your clothes are not well dressed. Could it be that the honorable seat is not good at serving, but do you need a servant?"

"I discussed it with Yao'er, since you want face, why don't you marry her in the open, and don't care about how you love her behind the scenes!" Madam Lin laughed strangely.

"No!" Lin Lang's complexion changed drastically, and he flatly refused.What a joke!He wants face, so the fox demon doesn't want face?Besides...

"Alas..." The two women sighed, and suddenly they both disappeared.

Lin Lang was confused, wondering if it was all an illusion just now?Just as he was about to go in and continue to sleep, another figure rushed over, grabbed him by the collar and said viciously, "Lin Xiaolang! Look at what you did! Don't care about your bones, grandma will break your leg!"

"Oh, try it?" Lin Lang stretched his legs meanly.

"You!" Lin Ning was choked with anger, stomped her feet, and simply pulled him into her small courtyard, pointing to the rows of small earthen bags, and said quietly: "If you don't demolish these graves today, My aunt keeps you awake every night!"

Lin Lang stared at the neat little mountain bag and the big mountain bag that happened to be blocking the door, feeling a little annoyed.

"Little Skull!" He shouted angrily, and several skulls emerged from the dirt bag one after another. Seeing him, they jumped out excitedly.

"Stand in line!" Lin Lang said angrily, and each of them gave a brainstorm, "What's going on, let you go back to the devil world, what the hell are you doing here?!"

The little skeletons covered their heads with their hands, looking at each other. They all took a step back, and the youngest one stood stupidly. When he realized that he had been "promoted", he scratched his head: "Battah... "

Seems to be explaining?Lin Lang who still didn't understand nodded and asked, "Are you rich?"

Little Skull shook his head like a rattle, thought for a while, stepped forward and hugged his calf, rubbing his little head hard.

This is a coquettish trick... Lin Lang poked the younger sister who was trembling with fear or anger, funny: "Sister, look at how cute and pitiful they are, forget it..."

"Cute?!" Lin Ning Xing stared wide-eyed, and saw the other little skeletons' eyes flickering, each of them came running, as if wanting to imitate their thighs, screamed and fled to the roof, and said frantically: "Why don't you let them dig in front of your own door!"

"I can't help it!" Lin Lang said helplessly, "They are afraid of your brother-in-law."

That's right, the little skull originally followed him back, and appeared in front of his door at the first time, but was squinted by Lin Ruluan's stupid bird, and all of them shook like chaff, and fled away.Lin Lang only thought that they had returned to the Demon Realm, but he didn't want to run away to Lin Ning.

"I don't care! If you don't settle this matter, I'll... just..." Lin Ning lay on the roof, nervously staring at the skeleton's every move, and baring her head to speak to him.

"Chirp chirp chirp! Learn to sing like a bird? Labor and management are better than you!" Lin Lang said happily.His younger sister is the same as Lin's mother, she is strong in everything, except that she is afraid of ghosts and death.

"You, you, you! Is there anyone like you who is a brother?!" Lin Ning was really scared, and almost cried.

"Oh...you still know that I'm your brother?" Lin Lang said with a chuckle, "Call for brother to come and listen, and I'll send them away for you."

Lin Ning looked down on this good-for-nothing old brother since she was a child. She has always been called by his first name or nickname, and he has never called him such an affectionate title.

"You!" Lin Ning stared at him, hesitated, and finally whispered: "Brother..."

Lin Lang: "I didn't hear that!"

"Brother...Brother..." Lin Ning saw that the little skull had started to climb the wall, her face turned pale with fright, and her voice trembled.

"Hey, who called me, vaguely..." Lin Lang pretended to prick up his ears.

"Ah, don't come here—!! Bro!! Woooooo..."

Lin Lang successfully tamed the little girl, then waved his hand and led the little skull away.

Lin Ning's face was blurred with tears, she confirmed that the skeletons had gone far away, and then she slammed down, and pushed away with a palm of true energy, leveling the courtyard, and patted her chest with lingering fear.However, after thinking about his embarrassment just now, he gritted his teeth and followed quietly unwillingly.

Hey, what happened to his elder brother walking into the woods instead of going back to his room?

Hmph, she really lied to her!Lin Ning felt resentful in her heart, and followed closely, thinking that if Lin Lang ignored it, she would go to the warehouse to get some fire talismans later, and when the group of skeletons came to harass her again, she would burn them unceremoniously!

That's right, this skeleton was in this forest at first, when she got up early to practice kung fu that day, when she passed by, she just regarded it as an ordinary skeleton and buried it casually.Lin Ning is not afraid of dead objects, but of moving things.So they didn't care about it at the time, but they didn't know that they saw the skeleton squad running out of Lin Lang's courtyard the next day, only then did they realize that it was the demon skeletons brought back by Lin Lang, and never dared to approach the forest again.Who knew that he was still targeted!

She thought angrily, but saw that Lin Lang entered the forest and did not leave immediately, but squatted down and dug a hole.

"Oh, this job is hard to do." He was out of breath after digging for a while, sat down on the ground and said, "Little cutie, why don't you buy a coffin for you? It's old and strong, and it won't soak in water No worms..."

Lin Ning: "..." The trash has gained some strength, but he is still so trash!What's even worse, what kind of brother did he call himself to the skeleton? !He's obviously her brother alone, okay?Hey, why does she mind this... She doesn't want such a useless brother!

The little skull shook his head in horror, hugged his arm and did not let go.

Lin Lang touched his palm-sized skull and said, "You are so small, how can you become a demon?"

The little skull was taken aback for a moment, then rolled his eyes like weeping, then lowered his head and rubbed against his arm.

"What are you doing with me, that silly bird has no magic blood now, where can I find food for you?" Lin Lang said to himself, and continued to dig a hole.

Unable to hold back, the little skull kicked his calf a few times angrily, kicking the soil he had dug back into the pit.

"Don't make trouble, brother, I've been digging very hard!" Lin Lang couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, and suddenly saw the little skull back a few steps, and burrowed into the soil on the spot.Lin Lang looked at the small hole he had dug for a long time in silence, and it was a big blow.

Lin Ning hid herself on a tree branch and watched from a distance. Seeing that the little skull was pointing in the direction of her small courtyard, she suddenly became angry and almost rushed out. Suddenly a cool hand was placed on her shoulder. If it wasn't for that person He covered her mouth with his hand, and was about to scream out.

Over there, Lin Lang saw that the little skeletons hadn't come out for a long time, and was wondering, when suddenly a voice behind him said faintly: "It seems that I didn't serve enough last night? You still have the energy to come here to dig a hole..."

Lin Lang got up when he heard the sound, but he pulled his back collar forcefully, and just happened to take it off. He was very frightened, and quickly said: "Wait, don't be in this kind of place..."

However, a robe fell on his body, and a pair of hands encircled him from behind, clasped his hands in front, and covered him in his arms.

"What do you want to do in this kind of place?" Lin Ruluan teased with a hazy nasal voice, breathing slowly, with the heat of just waking up, spraying on his neck, it was warm and itchy. "There is dew in the woods, and I don't know if my outer clothes are wet. It's really worrying."

Lin Lang saw that he didn't do anything more embarrassing, so he let him hug him obediently.Looking back, the man's eyelids were half closed, although he was being hugged, but half of his weight was on him, as if he was still awake.After these few days of cultivation, his pale and miserable face had gained some blood, and now it was slightly red, looking like he wanted to be bitten.

The man calmed down honestly, he was fascinated by his good looks, an inexplicably charming thought came to his mind, he leaned over and tapped his cheek lightly, and said flatteringly: "Don't chase after the little skull, okay?"

Hearing the words, the little skulls squeezed their heads out of the soil one by one, eagerly waiting for the next one.

"No, how can there be a third person in the world of two of us. Besides, you are not afraid of spoiling the child?" Lin Ruluan frowned, reaching into his clothes and feeling, "It's cold, go back. Otherwise... Ben The seat is here to handle you!"

"..." Lin Lang hurriedly grabbed his hand that was groping under him, and looked at the little skeletons covering their eyes very consciously, feeling very embarrassed, thinking that it was true, so they took him to the courtyard, and the two were very affectionate. inconvenient.

Seeing her frown, Lin Ruluan said again: "However, if the two of us go back to the West Pole, there will still be a few gatekeepers..."

Lin Lang's eyes lit up, and he waved his hand, and the little skull jumped out immediately, running and rolling in circles, cheering.

"You guys just stay here honestly for a few days, if you bump into anyone..." Lin Ruluan slightly opened her eyes and shot a few cold lights.

The little skeletons nodded hurriedly, expressing that they would be quite obedient.Seeing him pointing at the ground, he immediately ducked back winkingly, arched twice, raised a small soil bump, and opened a hole, rather like a small house.

Lin Lang looked interesting, and said, "Why don't you set up another house number?"

"What house number?" A certain man had almost run out of patience, and couldn't help but want to catch him back.

"Oh, the tombstone." Lin Lang corrected hurriedly, looking at him expectantly.

"That's a good idea..." Lin Ruluan pondered, closed his eyes again, let go of him and said: "Then I will forcefully wait a moment longer, you move faster."

Lin Lang: "..." Coauthored this thing to watch the fun? ?

"Oh, then don't even think about entering the room tonight!" He said with a paralyzed face.

"Well, just call me brother and I'll help you." Lin Ruluan narrowed her eyes and said.

"..." Is this the present report!Lin Lang glanced vigilantly at the bushes, and said angrily, "You and Lin Ning are playing tricks on me?"

"I want to hear it, what does it have to do with her? Do you want to call, don't call now, wait until night..."

"Brother, brother!" Lin Lang was thick-skinned, not as awkward as Lin Ning, and quickly said, pointing to the ground and saying bluntly: "Work!"

"Screaming like an old hen, no interest..." Lin Ruluan said helplessly.

There was a burst of silver bells bursting out of laughter in the bushes, and seeing Lin Lang rushing over in a rage, he quickly fled away as if his wish had been fulfilled.

Lin Lang complained angrily, but seeing Lin Ruluan's hands and feet were agile, he didn't pursue it anymore, and went back to the room with him honestly.He was woken up by the awakening, and he hadn't slept enough, and now he lay down and soon had a big dream again.

In the dream, he was dressed in red, riding a tall horse to marry a certain bride, carried him into the bridal chamber, and opened the red silk, only to realize that it was a beautiful woman.

Why not that silly bird? !

Lin Lang wanted to run away in fear, but the bride smiled and slapped him.He flew onto the bed, and was undressed by the beauty, so frightened that he yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLike a dying fish, its chest heaves violently.He tried his best to distinguish, and found that the person on his body was indeed Lin Ruluan, not the woman in his dream, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and hugged him tightly.

Lin Ruluan was just opening his skirt, kissing his collarbone carefully, when he was hugged unexpectedly, his lips were smacked hot, and he pinned him down angrily, ready to ravage/ravage him all over again, but Seeing that his eyes were moist, as if he had been wronged, his heart softened, and he kissed his forehead tenderly, asking: "What strange dream did you have again?"

Lin Lang touched his face, afraid that it was a piece of human skin, and after peeling it off, he would become a woman...

"You want to be punished?" Lin Ruluan's fair face was reddened by his pinching, and he grabbed it in retaliation.

Lin Lang was so startled that he wanted to jump up, and then he realized that he had changed into a big red wedding robe at some point!Exactly like in the dream!

He sat up in shock and looked around, only to see that it was dark outside the window, as if it was dark.Red candles were lit in the room, reflecting the big "囍" character, and the person in front of him was also wearing a red robe...

"I, I, I... aren't I dreaming?!" He raised his eyes in disbelief, and even opened his eyes to see.

"Why, you don't like me marrying you?" Lin Ruluan proudly pushed him down again.

"Marry..." Lin Lang was a little confused.Is this dream reversed?

"Then that...worshiping heaven and earth?" He stammered and asked.

"Goodbye."

"What about the banquet?"

"It's gone."

"Where's my father?"

"Go back and go again."

Lin Lang opened his eyes wide and said, "Impossible!! I don't know anything, so I'm confused..."

"Entered the bridal chamber." Lin Ruluan said quickly.

"And you didn't wake me up!" Lin Lang angrily punched me.

Lin Ruluan took a kiss and said with a helpless smile: "You slept in a dark place when you came back that day. You didn't wake up for three days and three nights. You couldn't wake up even if you beat or did anything, but your parents had already made a decision. Shi Chen, if I insist on doing it, I will have to wrong you."

As he spoke, he kissed him, and sighed: "If you didn't refuse to hold any happy event, my father would not have interfered."

Lin Lang was blushing with embarrassment when he said "I can't wake up", and was surprised when he heard this: "Your father! Heaven? Could it be that my dream..."

He told the truth once, and Lin Ruluan laughed and said, "I wonder why he kept wandering during the banquet, and he went to test you."

"Ah, what to test me for..."

"He suspects that you are forced by me, and the one he likes in his heart is still a woman, and he is afraid that you will be harmed by me."

"How could it be..." The delicate kiss fell on his neck, and the person on his body was pressed tightly and tenderly. Lin Lang raised his head, moaned comfortably, grabbed his shoulder tightly with one hand, and touched his whole body with the other. The hair is silky and silky, gently rubbing back and forth.

Just when a restless hand was about to do something wrong, Lin Lang suddenly had a flash in his mind and pushed it away suddenly. "etc!"

A certain animal licked its lips with unsatisfied interest, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

Lin Lang sat up cross-legged, as serious as if he was meditating, and asked nervously, "I remember you said you wanted to invite people to have fun?"

"good."

"What about people?"

"Naturally... we're gone." Lin Ruluan didn't understand, so he said, "Why?"

"Ahhh, you idiot!" Lin Lang beat his chest and stamped his feet, "Why don't you leave anyone behind, and wait for me to blackmail you for gifts!"

Hehe, Ye Wuji and Ye Wushang... The night demon clan has always been extravagant, and there must be a lot of treasures.

I would rather not go - to be in charge of the huge fairy gate.

Heavenly Emperor—the boss of the fairy world...all of them are gold masters!

If he didn't take the opportunity to make money, wouldn't he have to drink the northwest wind when he arrived at the West Pole?

Lin Ruluan couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Mother has already taken it away."

"..." Lin Lang broke down in tears.Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!

"I originally gave some gifts, but I don't think it's suitable, so I'll return it..."

"What are you going to do?" Lin Lang jumped up, sniffing hard like a wolf dog. "Where is where?"

Then he saw many shiny gift boxes and boxes piled up on the desk in the room.

Lin Ruluan watched him impatiently rushing towards him, like a little wolf snatching food.

"What's the rush, you're mine now. It's all yours, take a look and choose slowly." He said with a smile, hugged him from behind, and slowly opened the box for him, "There will be a long time to come."

The author has something to say: It's officially over (づ￣3￣)づ

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