Immortals are shameless when they become demons

As soon as this immortal venerable speaks out, besides flirting with others, he is also intimidating. What stories will he tell?Lin Lang saw that he was pondering for a long time but couldn't come up with a word, so he couldn't help but began to say:

"Once upon a time there was a mountain?"

Lin Ruluan didn't know where to start, and was taken aback: "You know?"

Lin Lang snorted and said, "I don't know! I'm trying to attract jade, understand? Don't ask me what's in the temple on the mountain, it's up to you!"

"There is no temple." Lin Ruluan rubbed his head, as if inspired by that, and said slowly: "A long time ago, there were no heavenly pillars in the east, west, north, south, and there was a bird of prey on Tongtian Mountain..."

Lin Xiaolang immediately raised his hand and said, "I know, I know! That's you, right?"

Lin Ruluan felt amused when she saw the proud expression of "quickly praise me", and said calmly, "No."

"It comes from the mountain, it is very fierce, and it is a disaster day and night. Whenever it sees a living thing, it will catch it. If it is hungry, it will eat one or two. When it is not hungry, it will play with them. If it is happy, it will be released. go one.

Lin Lang was surprised: "Wait! So you still eat people?!"

"I said it wasn't me." Lin Ruluan insisted on denying it without changing his face, and continued: "People are the smartest. They won the favor of raptors and were the first to get away. But after returning, they called the powerful monk immediately. Come and get rid of it. The raptors ate the monks who came to get rid of the demons, and they caught people later, so I don’t believe it anymore.”

Speaking of this, he suddenly stopped, and a look of disgust and ferocity flashed in his eyes.

Lin Lang couldn't help feeling flustered.I thought to myself, does this devil think that he will attract people to harm him?By talking about this shit, is he going to eat his prelude?However, he was clearly the one who was stalking, so I didn't ask him to come with me.Can't help but murmur: "Then you... believe me?"

The man stared at him intently, as if he wanted to see through what crimes he had committed in his previous life and how much debt he owed in this life.After a long while, he suddenly pecked him on the cheek, evoking a satisfied smile: "I will believe it if I kiss you."

"..." I actually learned to cut first and then play!

Lin Lang hurriedly turned his face away and buried it in the pillow. He felt like an ostrich buried in the desert. His face was hot from the heat of the sand. It took him a long time to pull it out, and said sullenly: "What happened next? It Or catch people and eat them?"

"I'll tell you when I wake up."

Lin Langcai didn't take this trick, opened and closed his eyes, blinked at him and said, "Okay, wake up."

"..." Lin Ruluan had no choice but to say, "Well, after that it only ate the same person every day."

"How can it be enough for one person?" Lin Lang was very surprised.

Lin Ruluan smiled ambiguously: "Whether it's enough or not depends on your performance." As he spoke, he suddenly leaned forward and kissed the wound on his back, gently licking/scrambling with his tongue.

"You, you, don't...it's itchy! Hahaha, it hurts, it hurts!" Only then did Lin Lang realize that he had committed a demonic nature again. He laughed and scolded and touched the wound. He was out of breath for a while, and finally had to beg for mercy: "You stop I, I, I sleep!"

Lin Ruluan just got up, pulled his shirt back, covered him with a thin quilt, patted his head and said, "Sleep together."

Lin Lang was so startled that he almost didn't jump up, but he just sat on the head of the bed, lowered his head and closed his eyes, a lock of his hair was wrapped between one finger, and he didn't make other movements beyond the rules.

Was it because he was afraid that he would run away and be tied up in disguise?Lin Lang laughed so hard, he calmed down, his eyelids fluttered and he finally closed them.

After a long time, the breathing in the room gradually became longer.

Feng Yao came back quietly, looked at the bed where one was sleeping soundly on her stomach, and the other was sitting reclined, she chuckled softly, "Your Honor, why don't you let him go?"

Lin Ruluan opened his eyes, played with the black hair in his hands, and said with flickering eyes: "He is injured."

"Time is running out, how long do you want to play?" Feng Yao sighed helplessly. "Feng Wu came to the news that the Nine Departments of the Demon Clan intends to take Tongtian Mountain first and break the Demon Prison as a boundary. If you stay here and don't go back, how can you control the evil body and suppress it?"

"I'm not playing, Fengyao." Lin Ruluan said in a deep voice, lowering her head to admire the side face, and stroking the slender eyelashes with her fingers. "The first time I saw this person, I knew I was wrong. Xiao Lang is the No. 1 that Niubi said."

Feng Yao hesitated: "Ninghe..."

"Ning Chenxi...it's just a grain of sand in my shoe!" His voice was suddenly gloomy and cold, and the hatred even made the surrounding air tense.The person on the bed seemed to be so cold that he shrank unconsciously, so he slowed down and said:

"When I can tolerate him, it's okay to bear it. If I can't tolerate it, I will smash the sky and smash him to ashes!"

The clattering words seemed to startle a sleeping beast, and suddenly there were several thunderclaps in the clear night sky, and the rumbling shook the house almost.The cold light in Lin Ruluan's eyes was like lightning, and his fingers wrapped in black silk moved slightly.Immediately, a gust of wind rose outside, sweeping across the sky, stirring up dark clouds and flooding the thunder and lightning layer upon layer.

The person on the bed suddenly murmured "Huh?", moved his head slightly, groped with one hand, caught the hand that was entangled in his hair, and immediately brought it to his mouth, moaning, rubbing and gnawing , until it was full of saliva before giving up.

"..." Lin Ruluan had no choice but to give up.

The wind and thunder subsided.

Feng Yao said again: "What about Tongtian Mountain, Your Honor is planning to let people take over the lair like this? Besides, if Shashen is frightened and goes crazy, I'm afraid the devil prison will be chaotic."

"It's okay. I know this matter well. What happened to those two things?"

"The tide of corpses in the South China Sea is surging, which seems to be an omen of the birth of Wuwu Mountain. Feng Yuan is still investigating the matter of the immortal corpse, and the kite has not yet come out of seclusion. She is alone. Feng Chi is too stupid to help Come on." Feng Yao complained while breaking her fingers.

Lin Ruluan frowned and said, "Where is Jiufeng?"

Fengyao covered her heart resentfully: "Hey, Jiufeng, since you became a god, you have been out of your mind all day long, and you don't even feel pain in your slave's house. I don't know where the wind has gone..."

"Where's Shashen's head?" Lin Ruluan interrupted impatiently.

Feng Yao teased: "My lord, you have no clue, we are even looking for a needle in a haystack, why don't you think about where that person usually hides treasures?"

Lin Ruluan said expressionlessly: "I don't want to! Alright, I'm going to sleep with you now! You go!"

Feng Yao: "..."

After the fox demon left angrily, Lin Ruluan pulled out his hand from someone's mouth, but the person who had been sleeping all this time suddenly started to twitch his limbs strangely.With a thought, he stuffed it back again, and the man really became quiet.

"..."

He had no choice but to pull out his other hand, stretched it into the quilt, and continued to heal his wounds, but when he touched the mark, he was shocked.Hastily lifted up Lin Lang's clothes and took a look, the bruised wound had recovered to its original state at some point!

The original eye-shaped imprint now has a slight fork at the tip of the head, and there is an extra point.When the demonic blood was activated again, the imprint became stronger, and it disappeared after a long time.

"This power is weird. It's evil, and it's afraid of devil's blood. Do you want to find the master and let him do the math..." Lin Ruluan muttered, sneaking into the quilt lightly, with his head Put it on his back, hug him tightly in this posture, put your face against the smooth silky skin, and gently rub against it. "If the evil body can be complete, and there is another wind feather, no one in the world can harm you. It's a pity..."

what a pityLin Lang asked curiously in a low voice, but unfortunately no one could hear him.

That's right, Lin Lang didn't fall asleep at all.I don't know if it's in my dream or subconscious, just like the unborn baby in the mother's womb, curled up in a ball, still feeling cold.He listened to the conversation between Lin Ruluan and Feng Yao, and wanted to interrupt, but he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't make a sound.

A lot of troubles are stuck in his heart - the origin of the corpse, the incident in the South China Sea, the worry of the imprint, the rumor of the broken sleeve, the entanglement between Lin Motou and that Ning Chenxi... Eh, why does he care about this? !Until he heard the last sentence "No one in the world can harm you anymore", all his troubles suddenly disappeared, and he could dream of his eternal dream with peace of mind.

In the dream, he was a bird.

The bird was hungry, smelled the aroma of food, groped in the dark following the smell, and walked towards the red light at the entrance of the cave.The sound of rattling chains followed.

Lin Lang walked to the bright light of the door, raised his chained legs in astonishment, spread his wings, and then looked at the huge black bird that was staring at him in front of the campfire. , that bird of prey in Tongtian Mountain?

"..." What a silly story, unexpectedly made him enter Lin Ruluan's memory again without knowing it, and became a phoenix!

He raised his wings blankly and scratched his head, then waved to the giant bird as a greeting.

"Chirp?"

good evening

Seeing him, the giant bird immediately opened its black eyes wide, its feathers stood up slightly, and when its wings opened slightly, a gust of cold wind blew up—oh, it looks like this big monster is about to get angry!

Lin Lang quickly lay down, buried his head, and covered his head, and his movements were swift.It wasn't until the limelight had passed that a piece of hot steam fell heavily in front of it, and then it opened the seam secretly. Seeing that it was a piece of barbecue, it immediately picked it up and ran to the side, happily biting it.

"Phoenix?" the giant bird said in Lin Ruluan's voice.

Oh, by the way, it was originally Lin Ruluan.Lin Lang thought about it, and he was not afraid anymore, and responded to it with a "tweet" in his busy schedule.

The giant bird approached calmly, watching his clumsy biting movements seriously. It was completely different from the proud princess who was struggling and scolding hysterically last moment, but it was the same virtue as the fire-breathing barbecue the previous month when she lost her soul, so her wings tipped Secretly teased the phoenix's long and gorgeous tail feathers.

Lin Lang's mouth was dripping with oil, so he ignored this little harassment.Thinking that the giant bird's barbecue skills seem to have improved?He even knows how to add seasoning!After eating a piece, he felt disgusted that the ground was not hygienic. He saw a huge beast pierced by a crossbar thicker than his neck on the bonfire.

Ah, ah, a giant roasted whole beast!

This phoenix is ​​not in vain!

Lin Lang happily ate nonsense, completely oblivious to the surprised gaze of the owner here.It wasn't until his belly was rounded and he lay comfortably on the ground with his paws facing the sky that he realized that the giant bird was holding his long phoenix tail carefully, as if he was afraid of being burned.

Lin Lang flicked his tail and took it back.

"Phoenix?" said the giant bird, hesitatingly stretched out the tips of its wings, and gently scratched Phoenix's bulging belly.

"Chirp, chirp..." Lin Lang was so itchy that he couldn't help laughing, but he was very stretched, writhing in pain and joy.

The giant bird had imprisoned Phoenix for several months, and had never seen it laugh and move so unrestrainedly, and was stunned for a while.

Lin Lang laughed enough, sat up with difficulty, and saw the giant bird standing there for a long time without moving, with its big head tilted, its eyes frightened for a while, confused for a while, and suddenly suddenly again for a while, it is cuter than the humanoid monster who will only tease him in later generations too much.He raised his wings and pointed to the open space around him, and gave it a "chirp".

The giant bird's pupils contracted, and it took a while to understand. It moved over in disbelief, and lay down beside him.

When did that bitch ever give it a good color?Let alone sitting side by side...

"Fenghuang, who are you?" The giant bird said with a complicated expression.

Sure enough, he was a smart creature, and he guessed at a glance that he was not the original owner!Lin Lang opened his mouth to announce his name, but remembered that this guy couldn't understand his bird call, so he had to stand up and try to scratch the ground twice with his paws, leaving two deep grooves.

Well, writing works!I don't know if Lin Ruluan, a stupid bird, can read at this time?

Lin Lang felt that this was a great idea, and triumphantly scratched his name on the ground with his paws.While scribbling, he thought, if he left a mark of "Come here for a visit" on Tongtian Mountain, and went to Tongtian Mountain to see if there was any after leaving this dream, then he would know whether he did it through Lin Ruluan's memory. Was it a dream, or did he travel to his previous life?