Immortals are shameless when they become demons

Lin Lang stared at him with big eyes, thinking that this devil is really hopeless.Do you really like him, or do you want to make fun of him?

The two were thinking about each other, until a gust of wind blew by, Feng Yao suddenly appeared in the room, and said: "Your Honor, the demons will move tonight, have you thought about it?"

"Yeah." Lin Ruluan said absently, "Go get some wine."

Feng Yao went in response.

Lin Lang asked in surprise, "What are the demons going to do?"

"Do you want to hear about my family affairs?" Lin Ruluan stopped playing with the bracelet and turned to look at him seriously.

"Listen?" Lin Lang pricked up his ears.He couldn't help but itch in his heart because of the former master's passion for research on monsters.

"As my wife, I will tell you to listen." Lin Ruluan snorted, and hugged him again.

"..." Lin Lang had already become immune to the devil's demonic nature from time to time, and he pushed it away skillfully. The originally expressionless face happened to come in with a drink, but he felt a little embarrassed and his ears turned red.

Feng Yao smiled and said: "A twisted melon is not sweet. My lord, since you don't want it, why don't you drink a glass of wine and let him go home. Besides, the Shadowless Sect has issued a reward for finding someone, and now Qingzhou City is in danger. They are all his portraits, I am afraid that you can hide the beauty in the golden house, you can hide the head, but you can't hide the tail."

Lin Ruluan didn't make a sound, Lin Lang said angrily first: "Nonsense, labor and capital are not foxes, where's the tail!"

Feng Yao also became angry, and wanted to start a fight, but Lin Ruluan stopped her with a wave of her hand, handed over the wine glass, and said: "After drinking, what decision you make, this seat is up to you."

Lin Lang took it without saying a word, and said proudly, "It's over! You are not allowed to use labor and capital in the future!"

"What if you take the initiative?" Lin Ruluan poured another glass and handed it over.

"Then you are not allowed to move!" Cheers again.Lin Lang thought triumphantly, this devil seems to be trying to get him drunk?It's a pity, my young master drinks a lot, so it doesn't matter if I have another pot.

He didn't mind taking the initiative to take the third cup, but Lin Ruluan didn't let go, looked at him directly and said, "Lin Xiaolang, you can drink as you please, how can I feel relieved if you are so defenseless? "

"Why?" Lin Lang was stunned and said, "Is there poison in the wine?"

"No." As he said that, he felt his whole body start to heat up, and immediately looked at the person playing with the wine glass in embarrassment and anger. "You, you, you... how dare you drug labor and management!"

Lin Ruluan's eyes were red, and she smiled evilly: "This Xiaoyao powder is seven parts spring/medicine is three parts poison. If you want to detoxify, you have to have sex with others to vent it, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what..." Lin Lang's skin soon turned red, and his head was raised there, swollen uncomfortably, thinking that this medicine is really overbearing, he was breathing heavily, and felt embarrassed, so he took advantage of the situation and grabbed the thin quilt to cover it , bowed and trembled.

He only thought that this person might have been distorted by the devil's body. After all, he used to be a fairy, at most he could use his hands and feet to get a little oily, and he would not do things that are up to the mark.Immediately, he was so angry that he wanted to spit fire, and his heart throbbed with pain.

"Otherwise, it will be hard until you die." Lin Ruluan crushed the quilt calmly, then leaned over to his ear and said, "For the sake of protecting me from arrows many times, you won't How about forcing you to call a girl for you?"

"You, you fucking... Okay..." Lin Lang trembled when his breath brushed against him, making him even more uncomfortable.

"What good?"

This man is still exhaling and deliberately grinding him!Lin Lang was afraid that he couldn't help hugging him in the next moment, so he tried to shrink into the bed, distanced himself from him, and said in a trembling voice: "Woman..."

That's right, I risked my life to fight you!

Lin Ruluan froze when he heard the words, his breath suddenly became like frost, and the air-conditioning hit people. "Feng Yao, call someone!"

The last three words were like biting an ice cube, creaking between the teeth.

Lin Lang wasn't afraid that he would be cold, but felt that it was quite comfortable to dissipate the body heat. The blood in his body clamored to get close to him, so he couldn't help shouting in horror: "You... go away!"

Just at this time, a young woman pushed the door open and walked in, said with a smile: "Oh, the two young masters are so handsome. I will serve you together..."

"I want to see how you love women!" Lin Ruluan said coldly, gnashed his teeth and backed away, sitting in the room and watching coldly.

The woman walked towards the bed curtain knowingly, and said softly, "My lord, look at him."

No matter how sexy that woman is, how dare Lin Lang look at it?But I didn't want to be looked down upon by someone, so I poked my head out with difficulty, only to see that the woman is really wonderful, with a curvy figure, a stunner, but she has a big face with a steering wheel, under the heavy makeup, it looks like a spoiled palette, Really off-putting.Seeing her approaching and taking off her clothes, in a blink of an eye there was only obscene clothes left, and she sat down on the side of the bed, Lin Lang hurriedly said: "Wait!"

Looking at Lin Ruluan again, she mourned, "Don't look!"

If you want to see labor and management being bullied by pigs, there is no way!

Lin Ruluan raised her eyebrows, and originally wanted to say some harsh words, but seeing tears in his eyes, and his voice was choked up, he couldn't bear it, so he had to be patient, slapped the table to get up, slammed the door and left.

As soon as the others left, Lin Lang immediately felt relieved, and hurriedly said to the woman: "Good sister! You...you help me, just call twice! Let the man outside listen..."

never mind!Uglier people are uglier, but the voice is not bad, enough for acting!

The big-faced girl heard him say "Help me" at the beginning, she was very happy, she twisted her waist and was about to hug him, when she heard it, her face turned cold, and she said: "Young Master, I just want to hear the call/Chun ?”

Lin Lang shrank in, panting, "Yes, yes, yes! Scream louder, the more... the better."

"The more waves the better? I think the young master is very rough, why don't you call yourself!" The woman sneered, rolled her eyes, moved closer, and whispered in his ear: "Young master is already like this, how can you bear it?" ? Let the servants help you." As he spoke, he stroked his face.

What a pair of uneven hands!

There are still calluses, which are rougher than his father's hands in his previous life... Lin Lang groaned in his heart, and was so shocked that he almost burst into tears.Well, you Lin Ruluan, you actually deal with labor and capital like this!

Lin Lang not only didn't feel it, but got goosebumps all over his body.Twisting his head to dodge, panicking into a ball, he said harshly: "If you don't call out, even if you are a labor manager, you won't admit it, and the guy outside won't give you money!"

"How can you tell if you don't do it?" The woman said with a look of embarrassment on her face. Seeing that he was just hiding, she straightened up and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Could it be that the young master doesn't like women, is he a man?"

Lin Lang said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you go!"

You can't just make a bed, so what's the use of you!

The woman put on her clothes and retreated with regret on her face, Lin Ruluan's cold voice came from outside the door immediately: "Find him another young lady!"

Lin Lang was almost going crazy.His body became hotter and hotter, and his head was dizzy from the burning. When the young man came in, his eyes were a little dazed, and there were double images, and the face of the man was shaking in front of his eyes, very hazy.

The man squeezed his throat and said in a strange tone: "Young master, don't worry, this will make you happy..."

Not to mention what this person looks like, his voice is not masculine or feminine, it is disgusting to hear.Lin Lang regained consciousness on the contrary. Seeing the young man with oily hair and noodles, he resisted and pushed him away, and suddenly heard Lin Ruluan mocking him: "You are picky! It's a pity that if you don't choose a good person now, the effect of the medicine will take effect later. , I’m afraid you will post it upside down regardless of gender, even animals!”

Hearing this, Lin Lang was terrified, and felt unbearable somewhere, his body could not help twisting and rubbing gently, seeing the young man pounced on him, he was so anxious that a fire spewed out, and the whole bed curtain was burned.

"Ah!" The young man changed his tone in the scream, and it sounded like a girl's voice.

Lin Ruluan turned pale with shock, and then rushed forward to hug him out.

"You... how could you treat me like this, you have blocked many swords for you in vain..." Lin Lang buried himself in his chest, only feeling that this man was cold, just to relieve the fever, and very comfortable, as he hugged him calmly Now, panting, humming accusations,

He was already thin, and only wearing unlined clothes made his bones protrude even more, and he was full of bones when he hugged him.Lin Ruluan felt even more pitiful when she hugged her, thinking maybe he was in a hurry?

He also heard him whining and complaining, "I asked you to find someone to vent your desires, and there is not even a good-looking one..." His face turned dark immediately, and he squeezed his buttocks fiercely: "If you change to a good-looking one, you From?"

Lin Lang let out an "ah" in pain, trembled, and panted heavily, thinking that it was really impossible, so he just obeyed that shit's fate and killed him.With this thought, I actually feel that this person is so good, the more he looks the more pleasing to the eye, he raised his head in a strange way and said: "Someone like you..."

Lin Ruluan saw that his cheeks were flushed, his eyes were misty, his throat was rolling, and his voice was hoarse: "You like to bet on the little girl?"

"Honored One! I've tried everything, he doesn't like men and women!" The young man on the side couldn't help reminding.

Lin Lang was so hot that he felt dizzy. He had already had a good impression and wanted to say "you" cheekily, but when he heard the familiar voice, he shuddered and thought of something, and said angrily, "Fengyao! You... ..."

Actually cooperating with acting to deceive him!

The big-faced girl and the little girl are all dressed up by her!

Lin Ruluan's face was ugly, and she was about to scold the fox demon for this bad thing.Unexpectedly, the person in the arms then burst into tears and said: "What bad acting skills are you? You are such a beauty, you will die if you don't blame yourself? Can you make up properly when you are playing against such a handsome male lead as my son? Can you speak well? The young master's love for men and women is all disillusioned! Do you have the nature of a fox!!"

Two people on the side: "..."

Listening to him being out of breath, it took a while for Fengyao to say with difficulty: "Forgive me, my lord, I have been in seclusion for thousands of years, and all I have practiced are the skills of beating people, and the skills of seducing people are unfamiliar, next time... Be sure to dress up next time!"

This fox demon still wants to have a next time!Don't mention how angry Lin Lang was, because she was a female, and because he was feeling uncomfortable, he didn't go to beat the demon, but frantically hit his head on Lin Ruluan's chest.Hehe, it's solid!

Lin Ruluan held his head, holding his head tightly, and said, "Don't blame her, it's what I meant."

Lin Lang bumped even more angrily, hoping to vent his emotions and relieve the pain in his lower body by the way.But I heard him say: "I didn't want to force you, but the demons are going to enter Tongtian Mountain. I don't have time. I just want to ask you for a good word before leaving."

As he spoke, he held his red face in both hands, and said seriously: "Be patient, listen carefully."

——Labor and management have endured it for a long time!

"I couldn't move my eyes when I saw you for the first time."

——That is, this son is so beautiful!

"I wonder why the destined person is not like you."

——Hehe, do you want to congratulate you for your wish to come true?

"I am pleased with you. When the disaster of the demon race is quelled and the evil body returns to its place, you are willing to return to Tongtian Mountain with me..."

Lin Lang's body was already hot at this time. Hearing the sound of "My heart pleases you", the Tucao button instantly stuck, and his mind was buzzing, and he couldn't hear clearly behind.