Immortals are shameless when they become demons

"Why are you so stupid?" Lin Ruluan realized that he was in a daze after speaking halfway, and took the opportunity to hug him and kiss him twice.

Lin Lang seemed to be ignited by him, panting heavily, couldn't help but put his hands on his neck, twisted his body impatiently, and said, "You...I..."

"You, me, me" for a long time, but he was still ashamed to open his mouth, and said embarrassingly: "No! You are like this..."

Lin Ruluan smiled and said, "I will relieve you?"

"..." Lin Lang didn't speak, and bit his shoulder fiercely, only feeling that the blood in his mouth was surprisingly sweet, and he couldn't help being immersed in asking for it, forgetting everything...

At the end of the hustle and bustle of the day, Lin Lang was lying in a daze, suddenly aware of the sound, and the surrounding was empty, immediately vigilantly grabbed the corner of the man's clothes, held on tightly, and tried to open his eyes: "Where are you going?"

Want to tease the stall and run away after touching it?Not that cheap!

Lin Ruluan touched his blushing face, rubbed his thumbs on his cheekbones, and said, "I lost weight. I'll go buy you something to eat."

Lin Lang got excited as soon as he heard the food, and got up softly: "I'm going too!"

"Oh?" Lin Ruluan said with a half-smile, "Looks like you still have strength, do it again?"

Embarrassed and startled, Lin Lang fell down and lay back on the dead fish. After thinking for a while, he was a little worried, and hesitated, "Are you coming back?"

This person obviously played the trick of the blood demon to make his blood boil, and insisted on lying to him that the wine was aphrodisiac/medicine, which made him extremely embarrassed.He knew that the demons were always good at talking sweet words, and he didn't know if this fairy had become a devil, which sentence was the truth now.

"Why, do you still want to take the opportunity to escape?" Lin Ruluan pinched his thin face indifferently, and threatened: "If I don't see anyone when I come back, I will lock you up like that phoenix next time!"

It's obvious that labor and management are afraid that you will run away, okay!Lin Lang thought dumbfoundedly, feeling a little confused.After having a skin-to-skin contact with this devil, a strange feeling appeared in his heart, and he suddenly didn't want to let him go.Could it be that he actually likes a man?

In a daze, Lin Ruluan quickly kissed him again, drew out a paper figurine to stick on his palm, and said, "The little paper is with you, can you rest assured?"

Lin Lang opened his hands, and the paper figurine got up, patted his head, and patted his chest, as if saying that with it, no one could bully him.

Lin Lang laughed, stretched out his fingers to meet his fist, and said, "Good friend, forever."

Lin Ruluan was about to leave when she heard the words and asked suspiciously: "What quilt?"

Without waiting for Lin Lang to explain, he warned again: "Xiao Zhi, don't get in the quilt!"

Lin Lang: "..."

The paper figurine immediately sat down obediently by the pillow with its knees hugged.Lin Lang hurriedly urged him to leave.But when the person really left, he felt uneasy again, and began to think about the paper figurine:

"Why did your master go for so long? He doesn't want you."

A female voice squeezed her throat and said, "My lord, the honorable seat just stepped out."

Fengyao is an eyesore fox, why doesn't she turn off the light bulb after she's done being a light bulb?Lin Lang ignored her and continued: "If he doesn't come back, labor and management will sell you to pay off the debt."

Feng Yao said: "My lord, paper figurines are worthless."

Lin Lang said expressionlessly: "Oh, then sell that fox."

"..." Feng Yao stared at him dissatisfied.

"What are you staring at!" Lin Lang was still brooding over the presence of the fox demon before, and snorted, "Bite me if you have the ability!"

The fox demon didn't stare at him, and after a while, he suddenly twisted his waist in the "uh, uh, ah ah": "Ah, don't ... lighten ... people still want to ..."

Lin Langchuli angrily grabbed the pillow and threw it over.Why don't labor and management be so coquettish, okay?

The door of the room was kicked open with a bang, Lin Ruluan was carrying an oiled paper bag, and said with a livid face, "What was that noise just now!"

Feng Yao ran away in a flash, Lin Lang said nonchalantly, "Hey, where is the pillow..."

Lin Ruluan picked up the pillow with an unhappy expression, shook the paper bag and said, "Want to eat?"

Lin Lang knew that he was about to bleed again, and he was afraid that he would do something embarrassing to him again, so he hurriedly said, "I'll buy it!"

Lin Ruluan said, "Open your mouth."

"..." Lin Lang had already smelled the aroma of the food, swallowed his saliva, and compromised.Just thinking about whether to lie flat and make fun of her, she didn't realize that a bun was stuffed in her mouth.

Huh, has this devil turned his back on the good?

"If you eat one, you will do something for me." The man said.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" this devil really has ulterior motives!

"Tonight, I need to return to my body to suppress the demons. You look after my body for me."

"Huh?" Lin Lang listened to what he was talking about, so he calmed down. Although he didn't quite understand, he still nodded.

"My soul has been out of the body for a long time, and my body has self-awareness. I'm afraid it will be difficult to control. If you see me fall down, immediately stick a small paper to my seal and call my name three times." Lin Ruluan picked up a bun , gagged him again.

"Uh... huh?" Lin Lang looked at him with a question mark on his head.

Lin Ruluan added knowingly: "Lin Ruluan, Lin Ruluan is fine."

Satisfied, Lin Lang began to chew slowly, but before he swallowed it, another one was stuffed, fortunately it was a steamed bun, otherwise he would have choked to death.

"If you see that my eyes are red and I don't say anything..." He took the flying sword and put it beside him and said, "Just stab me with the sword, and you must pierce the blood from your heart, so as to attract the demons to come to seize the blood of the real demon , to ease the urgent need to reach the Heavenly Mountain..."

Lin Lang was complacent before, thinking that the devil had left his soul, now he can take revenge as he pleases.Unexpectedly, when he heard "heart blood" later, he was shocked, spit out the delicious food in his mouth twice, and said angrily: "You are sick, don't ask labor for such bad luck as suicide!"

After saying that, he pulled his hand angrily, and put the sword into the space bracelet.

Lin Ruluan said helplessly: "Then you just watch, I'll let Fengyao do it."

As soon as Feng Yao appeared, Lin Lang gasped and pointed at her nose and said, "You don't want to move either!"

"Lin Xiaolang!" Lin Ruluan knocked him on the head, and said solemnly, "Tongtian Mountain went to the devil's prison, where tens of thousands of devils were imprisoned, each of them was more fierce than Ye Wuji, if one or two were released by the demons, it would be another one." A scuffle, catastrophe in the world, you..."

Lin Lang's eyes turned red, and he said angrily, "That's also impossible... stab your heart with the sword of labor and management!"

Fengyao looked pitifully, and finally couldn't help but said: "Young master, you can be patient, you won't die if you get poked. Besides, this is just a last resort. When the time comes, your soul will be out of your body and you don't know about people. You can poke it." You don’t know if you don’t poke him.”

Um?Thinking that this was indeed the case, Lin Lang immediately lifted the dark clouds, and cheerfully took the initiative to dig out the buns to eat.

"Fengyao!" Lin Ruluan glared away, scaring the fox demon into another wind and ran away.

"Lin Xiaolang, be obedient." Lin Ruluan straightened his head again, and said eye to eye, "That evil body is my original body, bound by contract to guard the prison, if it fails, it will be a violation of the destiny, and it will be punished by heaven. , this seat will be beaten back to its original form."

Prototype?Lin Lang thought for a while and said, "Oh, isn't it just turning back into a miscellaneous bird? It's good."

Hmph, this young master will be kept as a pet by then!It’s good to have a majestic mount when you go out!

Lin Ruluan couldn't say a word, so he could only say: "If I have been unconscious, you will take care of me and put my body away. If you don't care about it, it doesn't matter if the mass grave is lost. It's just about your imprint, don't forget to go to the Heart. There is magic blood to suppress it for the time being, but if the person who cast the seal finds it, I am afraid it will not be able to suppress it."

As he spoke, he pinched the paper figurine with two fingers: "I have Four Wind Birds and Four Wind Beasts under my seat to serve as envoys. I will teach you a formula. If there is an emergency, you can call them to help..."

The more Lin Lang listened to his explanation, the more he felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly interrupted: "No, no, no! You don't have to deal with labor and capital matters, but you can go to whoever you like for your crap. I, I, and I will go back to Wuyingzong. You If you're not dead, come and find me for a drink if you want to come, don't come and drag me down!"

Said that he hurriedly put on his clothes, jumped out of bed, ran out barefoot, covered his ears and turned his back to the door, thinking wildly, upset and irritable.

The fox demon appeared in front of him and said with a smile, "Is it really gone? Leave him alone?"

As he spoke, he bent his back, leaned on the door frame, imitated the old woman's emphasis and tremblingly said: "Oh, my family is old now, when the time comes to stab it with a sword, if the hand shakes like that..."

Lin Lang glared at her, and immediately ran in again in a gust of wind.