Immortals are shameless when they become demons
Chapter 50 Green |
"Oh, I didn't expect to come at the right time, and the ominous thing is not there. Don't be afraid, little Phoenix, the old man is here to save you! Hehehe!"
This voice...isn't it the old man who talked to the giant bird last time?Well, living gods.Lin Lang stared curiously at the old man climbing on the edge of the wall, just like the mortal child climbing the wall, putting one foot on it first, and then the other foot... Before he could climb the wall, his front foot slipped and snapped. With a jab, he fell headlong from the top of the wall.
"..." Lin Lang began to doubt his own judgment.
This old man is not a fairy, but an ordinary bird thief, right?
So does he help or not?
Fenghuang's eyes were glazed over, wondering if he would be caught in the middle of the meeting, but the old man had already patted his butt, got up swiftly, holding a dead wooden crutch, and ran towards him joyfully.
Well, it didn't break at such a high height, so it must be a fairy bone.Lin Lang confirmed again and withdrew his thoughts.
The old man sized it up, finally focused on his bald wings, and said in shock, "That fellow is so cruel!"
Turned around him, looked at Fenghuang's feet, and said in amazement: "Hey, he is so kind, he actually released the Huntian lock for you? Could it be... a trap?" As he spoke, he turned around and suddenly disappeared. silhouette.
Lin Lang looked around, only to realize that he was leaning back on the high wall again, observed nervously for a long time, and then jumped off again.Seeing Fenghuang's disdainful eyes, he blushed immediately, coughed twice and said, "That guy is cunning, the old man fell for his tricks a few times, otherwise he would have rescued you long ago. Let's go out now!"
He proudly led the way towards the gap, but found that Fenghuang didn't keep up, and just looked at him puzzled, so he had no choice but to turn back.After thinking about it for a while, I thought that the bird had asked for help in dreams several times, and if he didn't leave at this time, could it be that he was complaining that he was late?
Then he poked the ground hard with his cane, pointed at the sky and uttered harsh words: "Don't worry, baby, the old Taoist will definitely avenge you! If that guy wasn't here today, the old Taoist would definitely shave his hair—"
As he was talking, his expression suddenly changed, he bowed like a guilty conscience, and put his hand on his ear, as if he had heard some wind, he hurriedly turned around and disappeared.
"Phoenix!" Lin Ruluan's stern voice came from above her head.
Lin Lang looked up and saw that the giant bird was standing on the top of the wall, with a fruit-laden branch in its mouth, and a deer-like animal in its claws. When he lifted the claws and loosened them, the dead deer fell to the ground with a heavy sound. .
"Who were you talking to just now?" The giant bird landed in front of him and looked around, just suspicious.
Lin Lang scratched his head.That old man obviously came to save Fenghuang, and he probably had good intentions. If he was discovered by this giant bird, wouldn't he want to fight?Besides... He didn't want to be hungry early in the morning to watch people fight.Thinking of this, he shook his head violently.
The giant bird lowered its head and approached him, the pupils of its eyes constricted, as if trying to see through something.Lin Lang was furiously stared at by him, blinked his small eyes twice, suddenly stretched his neck, pecked off the red fruit on the branch, smashed it, smashed it, and ate it.
"..." The giant bird was stunned for a moment, then withdrew its fierce look, its eyes gradually softened, and it stopped asking about the intruder. It stroked his back with its wings, put down the branch, and let him peck it away.
Lin Lang took a peek and found that he had gone to deal with the prey, so he let go and ate it.The fruit was delicious, and just as he was addicted to eating it, a skinny old hand suddenly appeared from the ground among the branches, and "swish, swish" picked dozens of fruits.
"Chirp!" Lin Lang, who was protecting the food, pecked at it angrily.
The hand quickly retracted, and a head popped out after a while.The bearded old man's eyes were bright, and he stretched out his fingers to make a silent movement.
"Chirp!"
——Hush your sister, how dare you take food from my mouth!See if I can't peck you to death!
Seeing that the old man finished "hush" and then picked the fruit unhurriedly, the phoenix froze, stretched its neck viciously, pecked at the ground with its sharp beak, and turned on the whack-a-mole mode.This phoenix's eyesight is really good, and it can accurately peck each one.
The old man must have immortal energy to protect his body, otherwise he would have died long ago.Even so, after being repeatedly pecked by Fenghuang, he couldn't bear it very quickly, and stretched out a hook with his crutches, knocking Fenghuang down.
Lin Lang didn't pay attention to his feet, and was immediately hit by the trick, and fell to the ground, only to see that the old man took out a purple gold gourd, and the thief smiled and twisted the cap...
Ahhhh, that must be some kind of magic weapon to subdue monsters!
Lin Lang's intuition came up, he shuddered, and hurriedly thumped and ran to the giant bird.
"What?" The giant bird was peeling its skin, with blood dripping from its mouth. Seeing Fenghuang flustered, his big eyes scanned around sharply, but he still didn't find anything suspicious, so he patted his head and said, "Hungry." Already? It will be fine in a while."
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Lin Lang crawled under his wings, and poked his head out aggrievedly.
——Woooooo, there are fruit thieves!That thief still wants to hold the bird by the hand!
Lin Lang "chirped" for a long time and couldn't explain clearly, so he had to grab his wings and lead them to the branches.The old man was obviously very afraid of the giant bird, and he disappeared completely at this time.Lin Lang turned the branches over and over again, and a lot of fruit fell, but no one was seen.
Hmph, the old thief runs fast!
The giant bird looked at it quite seriously, and asked in a daze: "Is it not delicious?"
It's delicious! It's so delicious!Lin Lang thought to himself, this fruit is sweet and juicy, it turns into a warm current when it enters the stomach, quenches thirst and refreshes the mind, it must not be an ordinary fruit, that's why the old man couldn't help but steal it.
The giant bird tilted its head in meditation, then suddenly picked up a branch and walked out. "Throw it away if it's unpalatable."
"Jiujiu!" Ahhhh, this silly bird!
Lin Lang hastily blocked its path, grabbed one casually, raised his head and stretched it upwards.When the giant bird lowered its head hesitantly, let go of the branch, and immediately stuffed it into its mouth.
The giant bird subconsciously closed its beak and crushed the fruit with a bang.As the juice dripped down, it raised its head quickly, squinting its eyes as if it was quite useful.
Lin Lang looked funny, and fed him another one, then ran back with a branch in his mouth.
Hmph, just eat next to this silly bird, and see how the old man dares to stretch out his hand!
The giant bird was delighted to have him take the initiative to serve him, and hurriedly followed him, rubbing affectionately on his neck: "Good Phoenix." Satisfied, he continued to cook meat even harder.
Lin Ruluan, a silly bird, has a heart. He sees that he prefers cooked food, and he doesn't know where he learned the method of roasting.Everything is perfect, except that this guy opens his mouth every now and then, begging to be fed, which is a bit annoying.Oh, there is also an old man who intends to snatch food, showing two fingers from time to time, anxiously tugging at his tail feathers, it seems that he is too greedy.
While eating happily, Lin Lang laughed secretly in his heart, except to reward the giant bird for its hard work, he ignored the old man.
After eating and drinking enough, the giant bird said: "My dear Phoenix, you should stay at home well. My husband still has important things to do, so go back as soon as you go."
Lin Lang: "..." What the hell is my husband!Besides, there is an old man coveting in the dark. Once the stupid bird leaves, won't he be arrested?Lin Lang stared at him, about to protest.The giant bird has already disappeared, the method is exactly the same as Feng Yao's.Lin Lang thought of Fengyao's cup of tea, and expressed great doubts about what the giant bird said, "go and return".
"Tsk tsk, when did this guy know such a skill?" As soon as the giant bird left, the old man slipped out, took a bite of the roast meat, and his eyes lit up.
"Choo, chirp, chirp, chirp!" Ahhh, this old man came to snatch food again!
Lin Lang couldn't hold it anymore, but at this moment, he was so angry that he didn't pay attention to holding it back, and spit it out in one gulp.
The old Taoist devoured the meal, but he didn't dodge it. He flicked his fingers in his busy schedule, and his beard, hair, and clothes were automatically extinguished. No matter how much Lin Lang sprayed it, it would be of no avail.
It wasn't until he had satisfied his appetite that the old Taoist stretched his waist, his body glowed with golden light, as if he had cast a purification spell, his whole body was scorched and black, and he regained his immortal demeanor.The crutch tapped Lin Lang's bird's head lightly, and said with a chuckle, "You're the only one who's playful, and you'll make the old man make a fool of yourself. What you did just now was true, and the old man almost thought that little Phoenix was going to live with that miscellaneous bird!"
"Chirp!"
——Hmph, who said it was acting!Labor and management love to live with him!
Lin Lang was hit by a stick, and took advantage of the situation to fight back twice, but he dodged nimbly.
"Hey, I knew you were a tough little golden bird, but the old man made preparations." The old man unscrewed the purple gold gourd as he spoke.Lin Lang's heart beat suddenly.
Oops!Why did he forget that this old man has a magic weapon, and he will be taken in now!
Unexpectedly, the old man put the mouth of the gourd in one gulp, took a few sips of "gudong gudong", covered it again, hiccupped, shook his head and said, "good food and good wine are just the pleasure of life! Hehe!"
"..." So it's not a magic weapon...
Lin Lang looked at the wine gourd bitterly, and swallowed for no reason.
"Want to drink?" the old man proudly said, throwing left and right, right and left as if playing tricks.
The net whets the appetite!Lin Lang stretched out his mouth impatiently to grab it, but suddenly he staggered and fell to the ground, his feet were tightened by something and dragged backwards, panicked.
"Come on, haha! Don't earn money, baby! Don't earn money! The old Taoist will untie you when you get home. If you don't cooperate, don't blame the old Taoist for being reckless. That guy may have cast a spell on you, and the old Taoist can't pretend to be you. Otherwise, the spell will be touched and the guy will be alarmed, so this is the only way to do it." The old man comforted him, holding the golden rope in his hand, and dragged the Phoenix to the gap in the high wall without any effort, and the crutch Throwing it out, it turned into a blue bull with its feet on auspicious clouds.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp!"
——Ahhh, this old man not only tied up the birds, but also packed up all the barbecues!
Lin Lang screamed angrily, wanting to get up again and again, but firstly he was overfed, secondly dragged, thirdly his wings were bald and unable to help, fourthly he was blinded by the golden rope in the sun, suddenly Stunned--
This, this, this rope...how is it so familiar!
This voice...isn't it the old man who talked to the giant bird last time?Well, living gods.Lin Lang stared curiously at the old man climbing on the edge of the wall, just like the mortal child climbing the wall, putting one foot on it first, and then the other foot... Before he could climb the wall, his front foot slipped and snapped. With a jab, he fell headlong from the top of the wall.
"..." Lin Lang began to doubt his own judgment.
This old man is not a fairy, but an ordinary bird thief, right?
So does he help or not?
Fenghuang's eyes were glazed over, wondering if he would be caught in the middle of the meeting, but the old man had already patted his butt, got up swiftly, holding a dead wooden crutch, and ran towards him joyfully.
Well, it didn't break at such a high height, so it must be a fairy bone.Lin Lang confirmed again and withdrew his thoughts.
The old man sized it up, finally focused on his bald wings, and said in shock, "That fellow is so cruel!"
Turned around him, looked at Fenghuang's feet, and said in amazement: "Hey, he is so kind, he actually released the Huntian lock for you? Could it be... a trap?" As he spoke, he turned around and suddenly disappeared. silhouette.
Lin Lang looked around, only to realize that he was leaning back on the high wall again, observed nervously for a long time, and then jumped off again.Seeing Fenghuang's disdainful eyes, he blushed immediately, coughed twice and said, "That guy is cunning, the old man fell for his tricks a few times, otherwise he would have rescued you long ago. Let's go out now!"
He proudly led the way towards the gap, but found that Fenghuang didn't keep up, and just looked at him puzzled, so he had no choice but to turn back.After thinking about it for a while, I thought that the bird had asked for help in dreams several times, and if he didn't leave at this time, could it be that he was complaining that he was late?
Then he poked the ground hard with his cane, pointed at the sky and uttered harsh words: "Don't worry, baby, the old Taoist will definitely avenge you! If that guy wasn't here today, the old Taoist would definitely shave his hair—"
As he was talking, his expression suddenly changed, he bowed like a guilty conscience, and put his hand on his ear, as if he had heard some wind, he hurriedly turned around and disappeared.
"Phoenix!" Lin Ruluan's stern voice came from above her head.
Lin Lang looked up and saw that the giant bird was standing on the top of the wall, with a fruit-laden branch in its mouth, and a deer-like animal in its claws. When he lifted the claws and loosened them, the dead deer fell to the ground with a heavy sound. .
"Who were you talking to just now?" The giant bird landed in front of him and looked around, just suspicious.
Lin Lang scratched his head.That old man obviously came to save Fenghuang, and he probably had good intentions. If he was discovered by this giant bird, wouldn't he want to fight?Besides... He didn't want to be hungry early in the morning to watch people fight.Thinking of this, he shook his head violently.
The giant bird lowered its head and approached him, the pupils of its eyes constricted, as if trying to see through something.Lin Lang was furiously stared at by him, blinked his small eyes twice, suddenly stretched his neck, pecked off the red fruit on the branch, smashed it, smashed it, and ate it.
"..." The giant bird was stunned for a moment, then withdrew its fierce look, its eyes gradually softened, and it stopped asking about the intruder. It stroked his back with its wings, put down the branch, and let him peck it away.
Lin Lang took a peek and found that he had gone to deal with the prey, so he let go and ate it.The fruit was delicious, and just as he was addicted to eating it, a skinny old hand suddenly appeared from the ground among the branches, and "swish, swish" picked dozens of fruits.
"Chirp!" Lin Lang, who was protecting the food, pecked at it angrily.
The hand quickly retracted, and a head popped out after a while.The bearded old man's eyes were bright, and he stretched out his fingers to make a silent movement.
"Chirp!"
——Hush your sister, how dare you take food from my mouth!See if I can't peck you to death!
Seeing that the old man finished "hush" and then picked the fruit unhurriedly, the phoenix froze, stretched its neck viciously, pecked at the ground with its sharp beak, and turned on the whack-a-mole mode.This phoenix's eyesight is really good, and it can accurately peck each one.
The old man must have immortal energy to protect his body, otherwise he would have died long ago.Even so, after being repeatedly pecked by Fenghuang, he couldn't bear it very quickly, and stretched out a hook with his crutches, knocking Fenghuang down.
Lin Lang didn't pay attention to his feet, and was immediately hit by the trick, and fell to the ground, only to see that the old man took out a purple gold gourd, and the thief smiled and twisted the cap...
Ahhhh, that must be some kind of magic weapon to subdue monsters!
Lin Lang's intuition came up, he shuddered, and hurriedly thumped and ran to the giant bird.
"What?" The giant bird was peeling its skin, with blood dripping from its mouth. Seeing Fenghuang flustered, his big eyes scanned around sharply, but he still didn't find anything suspicious, so he patted his head and said, "Hungry." Already? It will be fine in a while."
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Lin Lang crawled under his wings, and poked his head out aggrievedly.
——Woooooo, there are fruit thieves!That thief still wants to hold the bird by the hand!
Lin Lang "chirped" for a long time and couldn't explain clearly, so he had to grab his wings and lead them to the branches.The old man was obviously very afraid of the giant bird, and he disappeared completely at this time.Lin Lang turned the branches over and over again, and a lot of fruit fell, but no one was seen.
Hmph, the old thief runs fast!
The giant bird looked at it quite seriously, and asked in a daze: "Is it not delicious?"
It's delicious! It's so delicious!Lin Lang thought to himself, this fruit is sweet and juicy, it turns into a warm current when it enters the stomach, quenches thirst and refreshes the mind, it must not be an ordinary fruit, that's why the old man couldn't help but steal it.
The giant bird tilted its head in meditation, then suddenly picked up a branch and walked out. "Throw it away if it's unpalatable."
"Jiujiu!" Ahhhh, this silly bird!
Lin Lang hastily blocked its path, grabbed one casually, raised his head and stretched it upwards.When the giant bird lowered its head hesitantly, let go of the branch, and immediately stuffed it into its mouth.
The giant bird subconsciously closed its beak and crushed the fruit with a bang.As the juice dripped down, it raised its head quickly, squinting its eyes as if it was quite useful.
Lin Lang looked funny, and fed him another one, then ran back with a branch in his mouth.
Hmph, just eat next to this silly bird, and see how the old man dares to stretch out his hand!
The giant bird was delighted to have him take the initiative to serve him, and hurriedly followed him, rubbing affectionately on his neck: "Good Phoenix." Satisfied, he continued to cook meat even harder.
Lin Ruluan, a silly bird, has a heart. He sees that he prefers cooked food, and he doesn't know where he learned the method of roasting.Everything is perfect, except that this guy opens his mouth every now and then, begging to be fed, which is a bit annoying.Oh, there is also an old man who intends to snatch food, showing two fingers from time to time, anxiously tugging at his tail feathers, it seems that he is too greedy.
While eating happily, Lin Lang laughed secretly in his heart, except to reward the giant bird for its hard work, he ignored the old man.
After eating and drinking enough, the giant bird said: "My dear Phoenix, you should stay at home well. My husband still has important things to do, so go back as soon as you go."
Lin Lang: "..." What the hell is my husband!Besides, there is an old man coveting in the dark. Once the stupid bird leaves, won't he be arrested?Lin Lang stared at him, about to protest.The giant bird has already disappeared, the method is exactly the same as Feng Yao's.Lin Lang thought of Fengyao's cup of tea, and expressed great doubts about what the giant bird said, "go and return".
"Tsk tsk, when did this guy know such a skill?" As soon as the giant bird left, the old man slipped out, took a bite of the roast meat, and his eyes lit up.
"Choo, chirp, chirp, chirp!" Ahhh, this old man came to snatch food again!
Lin Lang couldn't hold it anymore, but at this moment, he was so angry that he didn't pay attention to holding it back, and spit it out in one gulp.
The old Taoist devoured the meal, but he didn't dodge it. He flicked his fingers in his busy schedule, and his beard, hair, and clothes were automatically extinguished. No matter how much Lin Lang sprayed it, it would be of no avail.
It wasn't until he had satisfied his appetite that the old Taoist stretched his waist, his body glowed with golden light, as if he had cast a purification spell, his whole body was scorched and black, and he regained his immortal demeanor.The crutch tapped Lin Lang's bird's head lightly, and said with a chuckle, "You're the only one who's playful, and you'll make the old man make a fool of yourself. What you did just now was true, and the old man almost thought that little Phoenix was going to live with that miscellaneous bird!"
"Chirp!"
——Hmph, who said it was acting!Labor and management love to live with him!
Lin Lang was hit by a stick, and took advantage of the situation to fight back twice, but he dodged nimbly.
"Hey, I knew you were a tough little golden bird, but the old man made preparations." The old man unscrewed the purple gold gourd as he spoke.Lin Lang's heart beat suddenly.
Oops!Why did he forget that this old man has a magic weapon, and he will be taken in now!
Unexpectedly, the old man put the mouth of the gourd in one gulp, took a few sips of "gudong gudong", covered it again, hiccupped, shook his head and said, "good food and good wine are just the pleasure of life! Hehe!"
"..." So it's not a magic weapon...
Lin Lang looked at the wine gourd bitterly, and swallowed for no reason.
"Want to drink?" the old man proudly said, throwing left and right, right and left as if playing tricks.
The net whets the appetite!Lin Lang stretched out his mouth impatiently to grab it, but suddenly he staggered and fell to the ground, his feet were tightened by something and dragged backwards, panicked.
"Come on, haha! Don't earn money, baby! Don't earn money! The old Taoist will untie you when you get home. If you don't cooperate, don't blame the old Taoist for being reckless. That guy may have cast a spell on you, and the old Taoist can't pretend to be you. Otherwise, the spell will be touched and the guy will be alarmed, so this is the only way to do it." The old man comforted him, holding the golden rope in his hand, and dragged the Phoenix to the gap in the high wall without any effort, and the crutch Throwing it out, it turned into a blue bull with its feet on auspicious clouds.
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp!"
——Ahhh, this old man not only tied up the birds, but also packed up all the barbecues!
Lin Lang screamed angrily, wanting to get up again and again, but firstly he was overfed, secondly dragged, thirdly his wings were bald and unable to help, fourthly he was blinded by the golden rope in the sun, suddenly Stunned--
This, this, this rope...how is it so familiar!
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