Immortals are shameless when they become demons

"Lin Xiaolang! Go to hell!"

A black arrow feather struck menacingly, Lin Lang looked back and knew that the thing was poisoned, his face turned pale with fright, and he wanted to run away, but someone held him tightly in his arms, allowing the arrow to sneak attack It worked.

"Let go!" Lin Lang almost died of anger.Fortunately, he is invulnerable to swords and guns, and the poison on the arrow does not seem to be the kind that can be tricked if it touches the skin, otherwise he would be a scapegoat!

The corners of Lin Ruluan's mouth curled up slightly, and he let go of his hands, leaning against the big tree with his back, his eyelids drooping, and he returned to his weak and weak look.

"Lin Xiaolang, you are shameless! In broad daylight, how dare you go to my old lady's territory and do dirty things!" The female voice cursed loudly again.

Huh, this voice sounds familiar.It was only then that Lin Lang realized that he was sitting on someone's body and taking off his clothes. He was indeed not generally indecent. He quickly jumped up, turned his head, rubbed his hands twice on his face, and wiped out a facial paralysis. Facing the visitor, he said, "Girl, you've got the wrong person."

In the woods, there were two slim female cultivators, one was shy and cute in a pink gauze dress, and the other was heroic in a blue dress.

Lin Lang saw that the girl in the pink skirt looked familiar, but couldn't remember it for a while, but the girl in the green dress was familiar enough to serve at the dinner table.

She was dressed in Qingwuzong's robe style, with a goose face and willow eyebrows, holding a longbow that was almost as tall as her.This is the daughter of Qingwu Sect Master, Zhao Xiaorou.

Although in terms of geographical location, Qingwu Sect and Wuying Sect are located in the west and the other in the east, separated by several sects, it seems that they cannot be separated.But he is also the "Second Generation Xiu", Lin Lang has been carried around by Lin's father since he was a child, watching other people's martial arts competitions, meetings, auctions, etc.

Zhao Xiaorou is also a well-known guy among the ladies of the family. Like the former Linlang, it is best to fight against injustices. When the two go out to practice because they are nosy, they often meet strangely.It's just that the former Lin Lang was used to talking, but she would strike at the slightest disagreement, which was quite violent.

Thinking of this, Lin Lang continued to paralyze his face and said, "Although my surname is also Lin, my name is not Xiaolang. Miss, you should look elsewhere."

"Bah! Lin Xiaolang, you stupid grandson, you can recognize it even if you turn into a Cinderella!" Zhao Xiaorou raised her brows upside down, holding a longbow in her hand, and pointed the tip at Lin Lang. If it wasn't for the distance between the two sides, she might have poked him on the nose. .

"Let you pretend you don't know me! Look at my old lady peeling off your skin!" Zhao Xiaorou became even more angry, and was about to shoot an arrow again, but was hurriedly stopped by the girl in pink beside her.

"Sister Rou, don't hurt him!"

"You're still protecting him, even if you don't see him, you're getting better with others!"

"It must be a misunderstanding. They are both men, how could it be..." The little girl blushed and couldn't continue.

"Ran'er, haven't you heard of broken sleeves?"

"Ah! But he clearly said that he doesn't like men, that's why he rejected Xia..."

"..."

Embarrassed by hearing this, Lin Lang went to scratch his head again, and found that there were so many women that Lin Lang had flirted with before. He couldn't remember their names with both hands, and the ones he forgot were like stars hidden in the night.This dye is probably one of the stars.

If in the previous life, this Ran'er girl was so charming, he might not be able to help but flirt with her, but now he doesn't feel the slightest bit.Probably because the former owner had seen too many beauties, Lin Lang's eyes were instinctively high, and he was not easily moved by beauty.

He also thought of the previous owner's pile of love debts, which was even bigger. He thought he was an upright and dedicated party, and he didn't like to be merciful like the former owner.After thinking about it, it's better not to offend the former owner's peach blossoms, it's better to cut the mess quickly and start over, so he coughed twice and interjected: "My sister, if someone Lin has ever said anything stupid to you, please be sure. Don't take it seriously. Because...he actually suffers from a disease!"

"What, what's the disease?" Ran'er's big eyes were wet, and she looked at him worriedly, then quickly lowered her head, and her neck quickly flushed with embarrassment.

Zhao Xiaorou said with a surprised face: "You know? Who told you?"

That expression seemed to mean "you are sick but you don't know it", and it didn't seem to be pretending, so Lin Lang couldn't help but his memory rolled again.Could the original owner really have some kind of terminal illness?

However, he searched for a long time and found no clues.

Although the former Lin Lang lacked some strength and no spiritual roots, he was healthy and lively since he was a child, and he never even got cold.The only time when she was seriously ill was when she was ten years old, when Lin's mother was holding her ears to practice Zongmen's light kung fu "floating on the tiles". As a result, she fell off the roof and knocked her head. Up and down the chickens and dogs are restless.But since Father Lin paid a lot of money to treat the old monster of the God Transformation Stage in Regeneration Valley, he has never committed any crimes again.

Lin Lang couldn't think of a clue, so he put it down for the time being, and said with a chuckle: "It's a kind of disease that makes you scratch your heart and lungs if you don't flirt with beautiful women every day."

Ran'er raised her head and exclaimed "Ah", and when she realized that the answer was not serious, she blushed again and quickly lowered her head.He probably felt that he still couldn't escape Lin Lang's teasing eyes, so he simply moved behind Zhao Xiaorou, who was half a head taller than her, and hid.

Lin Lang: "..." This girl is too shy.

Zhao Xiaorou was obviously used to his glib tone, so she raised her face, pointed at Lin Ruluan with her eyes closed and said: "So, this is your new beauty?"

"Yeah." Lin Lang rolled his eyes, had an idea in his mind, nodded like pecking rice: "Why, Miss Zhao thinks he is not beautiful enough?"

Well, you are a fairy, dare to pull this young master to block the arrow, let me repay him with the same way.snort!

Zhao Yurou looked at the person sitting quietly behind him, even if he was a man, he couldn't help being jealous.

Lin Lang was recognized as the most beautiful man by all factions, and there were only a handful of women who could surpass him in beauty, and this man surpassed him by one point.The facial features are more three-dimensional, although there are three points of sickness, but seven points of arrogance, without losing masculinity, even if she sits upright and does not speak, she will never be regarded as a woman.

This is a real handsome man, and I don't know where Lin Lang found the evildoer.However, thinking of the ambiguous behavior of the two just now, Miss Zhao's heart sank, and she said angrily: "Why are stinky men so beautiful?"

Ran'er, who was behind her, also lost her mind after watching her, and when she heard her complain, she came back to her senses, and suddenly covered her face and sobbed, turned around and left quickly.

Zhao Xiaorou didn't expect her girlfriend to run away in anger, and glared at Lin Lang with almond eyes: "Why don't you catch up and coax her?"

"As a good girlfriend, why don't you go?" Lin Lang snorted.If you catch up with this, you won't be able to get rid of it.Must endure!

Zhao Xiaorou's pretty face turned cold, her figure flashed, and the next moment she was in front of him, grabbed his ear and twisted it hard: "You really don't want to go?"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Lin Lang bared his teeth, but his heart was very hard: "I won't go away from the pain!"

Her uncle's, pulling the ear is his old lady's nirvana. Where did Miss Zhao learn it?

Lin Lang screamed like this, and was dragged into Qingwu Sect all the way.It wasn't until the moment he entered the mountain gate that he realized that it was a coincidence that he escaped to the gate of Qingwuzong's house!

Fuck, what if you meet Wang Chengfeng, the bastard?

After breaking out in a cold sweat, Lin Lang found Lin Ruluan who followed behind him like a ghost.

This guy obviously hasn't recovered yet, his face is as pale as a dead man's, and he even wobbles when he walks, as if a gust of wind could blow him down at any time.

For the first time, Lin Lang felt that he was so pleasing to the eye, and immediately, as if he had found a life-saving straw, he stretched out Erkang's hand to him while screaming in pain: "Big...brother, save me, save me, save me~"

He instinctively wanted to call the Demon King and the Great Immortal, but he was afraid that Zhao Xiaorou would be suspicious, so he abruptly changed his name to the nondescript "big brother", not to mention how awkward it was.But right now, there is really no other choice.After entering the Qingwu Sect, how dare those disciples fight against the sect master Qianjin and let him go?Since the devil followed, he must have been unwilling to give up his mobile blood bank.

Sure enough, Lin Ruluan walked two steps quickly after hearing the words, and stretched out a helping hand to pull him, but unfortunately, she had no choice but to shrink back before she could catch Lin Lang.

Zhao Xiaorou stopped abruptly, stood condescendingly in front of her own mountain gate, grabbed Lin Lang behind her with one hand, swung the longbow with the other, and two white blades popped out from the tip of the bow, almost cutting off Lin Ruluan's Bai Shengsheng's hand.

"Oh, if you pull your ears, just pull them, don't hurt my beauty." Lin Lang was taken aback. If this devil spilled some blood here, wouldn't Qingwuzong be looted by monsters?

He has a grudge against Wang Chengfeng, and he and Zhao Xiaorou don't see each other well, but it's just a personal grievance, and there's no need to ruin the whole family.Besides, when he was young, he often visited Qingwuzong, because he was handsome and well-behaved, his ancestors treated him very well - so good that he wanted to betroth his granddaughter to him.Therefore, Lin Lang didn't dare to set foot in the Qingwu Sect since he was an adult, for fear of being impulsively captured by the Yuanying Patriarch and made him his grandson-in-law.

Zhao Xiaorou is heartless and has no taboo to get close to him.She clearly despises his lack of cultivation, but always likes to hang behind him and watch jokes, then snatch the credit for being a hero, and snatch the girl he picked up as a girlfriend by the way.If it weren't for the fact that Lin Lang's face value was against the sky, and he was out-and-out tall, rich and handsome, all the girls would have been snatched away by her long ago.

It's really strange.Lin Lang couldn't figure it out.

When Lin Lang was picking up girls, Zhao Xiaorou was like a light bulb ruining his good deeds all day long, but now that Lin Lang was going to let go of her love and start a new life, she forced herself to stick to it.

Lin Lang decided that this girl must be incompatible with him!

Even Lin Ruluan, the demon son and fairy who coveted his blood, was restrained outside the mountain gate. This skill is quite profound!

How did you get it?

With one move, the eldest lady pulled out the gatekeeper disciple who was shivering in the dark and pretended not to exist, and said sinisterly: "You two, go and call Ru Hua Meijuan!"

Being grabbed by her running around, Lin Lang felt like his ears were about to fall off. He was going to protest, but when he heard those four words, he was startled and didn't dare to vent his anger.

Ruhua Meijuan is Zhao Xiaorou's four maidservants: Yiru, Erhua, Sanmei, and Sijuan. Except for their unqualified appearance and being very nympho, they all follow her style.

The four girls were like strong men and came like the wind. Seeing the master pointing at Lin Ruluan proudly, he said: "This beautiful vixen, which one of you four can take it down, I will give you a lot of rewards!"

The four of them posted up like hungry tigers.

Just like that, Mo Zi, who was deficient in Qi and blood, was forced to temporarily abandon his prey.

"..." Lin Lang looked at the backs of the four girls who persevered in catching up, and silently lit a piece of wax for the immortal master in his heart.

The suzerain daughter of the "bullying girl" sneered and said, "Hmph, if you want to grab something from this lady, there is no way!"

"..." Lin Lang, who thought he belonged to the category of human beings, was so tired that he had no choice but to throw the distress signal to the other two.

The disciple guarding the gate was caught off guard by Lin Meiren's glances, and his body trembled.

One of them ignored him blankly, and pointed the way: "Senior sister, the door is here, go in quickly!"

"￥%￥&...&..." Lin Lang cursed in his stomach.

Zhao Xiaorou's complexion was not much better than his: "Oh, it's in your eyes, right?"

Before Zhao Xiaorou got angry, the other poked his companion hard in the ribs, nodded and bowed and said: "Miss, something serious happened in the sect, the sect master and the others are discussing matters, go and have a look."

"What? I'll go right away!" Miss Zhao, who likes to meddle in housework and everything in the world, finally stepped into the door excitedly.

Lin Lang was ruthlessly dragged away, looking at the two gatekeeper disciples longingly—the two exhaled a sigh of relief, and finally seemed to realize their conscience, and gave him a neat "goodbye" sympathetically.

Live without love.