Immortals are shameless when they become demons

The voice came from the top of his head, Lin Lang touched it, and found a meaty...

"Phoenix?" Lin Lang asked in surprise.

"Chirp!" The naked chicken-like bird screamed, and a female voice said angrily, "How did you recognize it!"

Lin Lang picked it up and stared at it for a while, then suddenly he threw it out like a hot potato, and said angrily, "You loser! What are you doing back here?!"

Fenghuang slapped and fell at Jiufeng's feet, was dripping with saliva, and quickly ran back to Lin Lang, grabbed the corner of his robe, poked his head out and said angrily, "Quickly borrow a piece of clothes from me!"

Lin Lang: "..." Well, seeing how miserable she is, she is still a female, let's get a fig leaf for her.Lin Lang swiped his sleeve twice on the flying sword, pulled a piece of cloth, tied it around her neck like a cloak, waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's go, don't let me see you again!"

Little Phoenix turned around and ran away, but when Jiu Feng fiercely stopped her, she flew back and burrowed into Lin Lang's sleeve.

Lin Lang took her out and said angrily: "It's endless, do you know whether a man and a woman will kiss or not? Believe it or not, this young master roasted you!"

After all, he threw Jiu Feng mercilessly. "Your reward!"

Jiufeng looked at Lin Lang holding his head and continued to talk to himself in a daze. He glanced at Yingchen, stopped his saliva, and muttered, "Is this little thing useful?"

Yingchen nodded: "Yeah!"

As he spoke, he picked up the bald bird again and placed it in front of Lin Lang.

"Why are you here again? You want to seduce my silly bird, there's no way!" Lin Lang said angrily, wrapped his head in a robe, hugged him tightly, angrily got up and jumped far away, staring at him.

"..." Xiao Fenghuang was stunned, thinking that she looks like a chicken now, how can she seduce her?Turning around, he asked one person and one bird: "Is he stupid?"

Immediately suffered nine winds and one wing.

Yingchen said: "Speak, go!"

Is this for her to chat with?The little phoenix was slapped and rolled over, and got up in a panic, thinking to himself that when he regained his strength, he must roast this stinky bird!

Seeing the Phoenix coming again, Lin Lang ran away in a hurry, leaning his back against the wall with a vigilant expression.If it weren't for the fact that the stands around the auction house were too high, and he had no ability to fly, he might have escaped long ago.

Xiao Fenghuang looked suspiciously at Lin Lang, whose eyes were a little blurred, and seemed to understand, raised his head and said, "Come here, I will fight you if I don't."

Lin Lang still didn't believe it, so he dodged for a while, and suddenly saw something, his face was overjoyed, and he rushed out, just in time to pounce on the little old man who had just skimmed off the ground: "Master, there is a stupid bird that wants to steal something from my apprentice!"

Gu Xun lost the nine-headed bird while chasing it outside, and only then did he chase it back angrily, and was about to catch the bird, but was entangled by Lin Lang, so he had to ask: "What did it grab you for?"

Lin Lang moaned and raised his head in his hand as a signal.

"what is this?"

"My wife!" Lin Lang said angrily.

"What?!" The old man took off his robe in shock and looked at it. He had a strange expression on his face, and then he thought of something and was furious: "Say it again!"

The little old man is not angry, but when he is angry, he is like a turkey, his face is red and his neck is thick, as if he is about to beat someone.Lin Lang shrunk his neck in fear, quickly wrapped his head tightly again, hugged him tightly, frowned and thought about it, and whispered aggrievedly: "Well, it's Lao Gong."

Gu Xun: "..." When the old man was away, who beat the apprentice with fake medicine?

"Oh." The old man rolled his eyes and made up his mind and said: "My dear apprentice, if you can capture the nine-headed strange bird, the master will not pursue the matter of you taking this magic weapon."

Lin Lang immediately beckoned and said, "Xiao Jiu, come here! Listen to my master's order!"

Jiu Feng, who was watching a good show, was suddenly shocked, and said to Yingchen: "No, he is not stupid, is he? He is deliberately trying to sell me, right!"

Yingchen affirmed: "Not stupid!"

Little Phoenix gloated: "Yes!"

Nine-headed bird glared, seeing that Lin Lang had come to catch it himself, spread its wings hastily, flew out of the zenith and disappeared.

Lin Lang said angrily: "Xiao Jiu, you are an idiot looking for death! Dare to run, be careful to be cut to death outside, labor and capital will not collect your body for you!"

Gu Xun stomped his feet and was about to catch up, but saw the nine-headed bird flew back in a panic, landed beside Lin Lang, and whispered in his ear depressedly: "Many people outside are hunting demons, did you know that?" ?”

Lin Lang moved away expressionlessly: "You stink, talk away."

Turning around, he said to Gu Xun solemnly: "Master, this stinky bird is for you."

Gu Xun nodded in satisfaction, stretched out his hand and said: "Okay, the mission of this magic weapon is completed, and the master will take it back, so bring it."

"No!" Jiufeng objected.

Lin Lang was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay."

The nine-headed bird shouted angrily: "How dare you..."

It's over, this person is so stupid, he even surrendered his body and head to others, wouldn't the honorable seat want to accuse him of guilt when he turns around?

Unexpectedly, Lin Lang patted the head in his arms seriously, and said: "I am one body with him, Master, please take it back. Well, I am big, remember to find a spacious box to put it in."

No matter how old and unscrupulous Gu Xun is now, he still finds that something is wrong with this apprentice.Just as he was about to interrogate him, the old man who presided over the auction was swept down again, and he said anxiously: "Master, why is there still such ink stains, quickly hide the magic weapon! I can't stop the outsiders..."

Before he finished speaking, an old woman's voice interrupted: "Ying Tianmen has such a big face, I'm waiting outside to subdue the monsters, but I can't even take a look at the magic weapon!"

Immortal music fluttered in the air, petals flew to the place, surrounded by neon clothes, and an old woman flew down in a sedan chair.The car curtain was lifted, and everyone was a little surprised when they saw it.Although the voice of that person was old, he had the appearance of a young woman of sixteen or seventeen.

Little Phoenix, who had been watching from the sidelines, saw someone coming, so she moved quietly behind the crowd, thought about it, found a reliable target, and nestled behind Yingchen's feet.

Yingchen lowered his eyebrows and glanced at it, but didn't care.

"Damn old lady! Who let you in?!" Gu Xun was furious when he saw the woman.

"Hmph, Old Antique, you can't shrink back normally, and it's nothing more than trading with monsters. How dare you take the magic weapon for auction? Could it be that Yingtianmen is going out of the right way?!" The nine-headed bird showed a sinister look, and then saw Lin Lang again, was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly got out of the sedan chair.

Lin Lang saw the woman sitting in the sedan chair, with a woman serving on each side, one of them was holding a pipa, while the other looked at him with a pale face.It was Mama Lin - Luo Qingshuang.

His heart suddenly brightened, and he suddenly understood that this old and young woman is one of the five grandmothers of Wuxianfang!Seeing her getting up and walking again, her heart beat wildly.It's really just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth!Fortunately, he had planned a long time ago how to take away Shashen's head, and acted out a foolish play, but now... he just decided to do it!

Lin Lang saw the woman approaching with a straight face, but still stood still stupidly.

"Grandma!" Seeing the woman approaching Lin Lang, stretching out her hand as if to pinch his face, Luo Qingshuang finally couldn't help but say it. "Don't hurt him!"

That hand didn't stop, but was stopped by Gu Xun's dissatisfied snort, and said: "Bad old woman, it's all right if you want to see the magic weapon, why do you want to touch my apprentice? Robbing the apprentice, your reputation is not good. Do you want?"

Tian Lao looked suspiciously at the object in Lin Lang's arms, and said, "This is a magic weapon? Why is there no trace of evil spirit?"

He said again: "I don't know when you took this trash as an apprentice, but this person is related to my disaster in the South China Sea, so he must be taken away!"

Luo Qingshuang saw that her son was thinner than when he was in Qingzhou, and he was a little silly, his face was silent, but his heart ached, he rushed over quickly, and protected him behind him, and said anxiously and angrily: "Grandma , Immortal Grandma has made an agreement with me, after he gets married and has a son, there is no harm in going to the South China Sea."

"Hmph, you are very clever. You know that Xiaoxian'er is nostalgic. Don't think I don't know, you are just trying to delay!" Tianlao said coldly.

It turned out that Mama Lin agreed to Grandma Xian at that time. Is this the reason?Lin Lang had an epiphany.Lin and his wife have been begging for a son for many years, and they finally got what they wanted. How could they send their son to death so easily?Mama Lin wanted to delay the attack first, and then... take the opportunity to drop the bag?

Thinking of this, Lin Lang thought for a moment, pretended to be afraid and said, "Mother, are you here to take me home?"

Luo Qingshuang turned around and yelled: "Shut up! If you get into trouble, be honest with me! After I clean up the mess, I will deal with you later!"

"..." Lin Lang didn't expect her to be so fierce. She was just as fierce as the former master remembered. She never showed any kindness to him at any time. I miss my dad! If you don’t take me back, I’ll ask my dad to pick me up!”

"Oh, I'm afraid your father won't be able to leave now!" Tianlao sneered, probably seeing that there was something wrong with Lin Lang's stupid look, and then turned the attack on Mama Lin, "Your son is exactly the same as you were back then, Troubleshooter! Lianyun Villa’s earth spirit fetus was also touched by him, and now Sect Master Lin is apologizing for his son, I am afraid that even the ancestor of the family will be punished when he comes out of the seclusion. Do you know about this?”

Earth spirit fetus!This is bad.Lin Lang's heart suddenly jumped.

Luo Qingshuang's body flickered when she heard the words.Her husband and wife are the most affectionate. Others seem to love her husband even more than her son. Hearing that her husband is going to be punished, her heart trembles again. She turns her head and glared at her son angrily, "What good thing did you do?! Are you tired?"

"What's wrong with Dad?" Lin Lang pretended to be confused and yelled angrily, "I'm going to find him! Whoever wants to beat him, I'll take it for him!"

"Very good! If you are so daring, grandma will give you a chance." Tianlao looked at him carefully for a long time, pondered for a moment, and then said softly, "Shuang'er, since you insist on Son, grandma will help you too. It's just... I'm not as easy to fool as Xiao Xian'er. I'll give you one year, no matter whether he has a son or not, he has to come to Nanhai, otherwise..."

There was a cold look in her eyes and she said: "Grandma came to arrest the person herself, but she didn't care about life or death!"

Luo Qingshuang hesitated for a moment, nodded and hurriedly dragged her son away.

"Wait!" Gu Xun quit, "This kid has to keep the magic weapon!"

"No! As agreed, I'll give you Xiaojiu, and the magic weapon will be mine!" Lin Lang shouted, protecting it even more tightly.He has to find a way to take away Shashen's head!

"Silly boy, is your father more important or the magic weapon? Give it to him!" Luo Qingshuang impatiently tried to grab it.

How can Lin Lang's strength as a weak chicken compare to the toughness of a tigress?The head fell from his arms easily, but Luo Qingshuang seemed to be unable to catch it for a moment, Gululu rolled away.

When Lin Lang saw the person bending over to pick up the head, his heart sank like a stone.Head, head, where can you roll, but roll to the feet of the most difficult old hag!