God, you hit me!

Side A

Opening his eyes, he tilted his head subconsciously to look at the watch on the side wall, and then suddenly remembered where he was.

He slept very soundly that night, but he still felt a little annoyed in his heart, because he didn't like this passive feeling very much.

Sitting on the bed, I looked left and right, but I couldn't see my clothes. It was the painting "Bamboo in the South China Sea" hanging on the opposite wall that caught Guan Yin's attention.

He likes this painting, which has a unique style and extraordinary meaning.Bamboo already has an unusual traditional cultural meaning. It is the material carrier of Chinese virtues and a symbol of a gentleman. Guan Yin is also arty, which he likes.

A green bamboo stands out from the crowd, mixed in a sea of ​​purple, and squatting in front of it is a "female doll" in fluttering fairy clothes, a little lonely, a little thoughtful, the picture is beautiful and lifelike.

Unknowingly, Guan Yin, who had come to the painting, lost himself in looking at it, as if he had walked into the painting in an instant.

"Wake up...did you sleep well last night?"

Guan Yin came back to his senses, only to realize that he was so engrossed just now that he didn't even feel pain in his feet.

He met Zhu Ye's eyes and frowned slightly as he looked at Zhu Ye's gentle expression, but the latter continued to care about him with a smile: "Like this painting? I like it too. It's my treasure, so I can't give it to you."

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He didn't say yes, crazy!

"How can you get out of bed with a foot injury?" Before Guan Yin could choke, Zhu Ye was as fierce as a strongman, and hugged Guan Yin by the waist. Guan Yin didn't even bother to get angry with this strange thing unexpectedly.

He hugged Guan Yin and went directly into the bathroom. The face wash was ready, and the toothpaste was squeezed on the toothbrush. This treatment was simply a palace-level treatment, which made Guan Yin inexplicable and incomprehensible. There are no men like him. No matter what, Guan Yin pinched his eyes and looked down on Zhu Ye, thinking that he was a scheming scum.

He finished washing up on this side, and the food on the other side was already set on the table. Zhu Ye acted as if Guan Yin was his lover who had obtained a cohabitation certificate. He felt good about himself, but Guan Yin found it ridiculously hypocritical.

There was no communication during the whole meal, and Guan Yin didn't know why the "foreign nails" that pierced through the soles of his feet last night were so powerful, it took away his usual masculinity. Bounce and bounce back home, you should never spend a night in the same room with someone who may have mental problems.

Forbearance is calm for a while, besides, what is he caring about with a "mental patient".

The window in the living room was open, and a yellow-feathered mynah flew in and landed on a chair. Guan Yin was surprised. The mynah chirped at Zhu Ye, and then suddenly Turning around and speaking a human language to him, the yellow bird politely said "Goodbye, uncle!" and then took off...

uncle?

goodbye? ?

Guan Yin was full of entanglements, even mynahs dared to raise them free-range, and there was really no one else, he would kill anyone who wanted to tell him that Zhu Ye's spirit was fine!

With a displeasure on his face, Guan Yin put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, and finally asked, "Where are my clothes?"

"I want."

Not washed, not dirty, but he wants? ? ?

Sure enough, Zhu Ye's words were not astonishing and he kept dying, and once again refreshed Guan Yin's three views.

He throws in the towel!He really can't deal with Zhu Ye who looks like a dog.

"thanks………………"

"??????" Thank you for what? ?what does it mean? ? ?

After seeing Zhu Ye's idiotic expression, Guan Yin understood, he thanked himself for giving him clothes! ! !

"My name is Zhu Ye, you can call me Azhu if you like..."

Ah?Ah Bamboo? ?Guan Yin stared intently at Zhu Ye opposite him with rounded eyes, convincing himself over and over in his heart, didn't he really sneak out of the mental hospital?

In any case, he is also a "five big and three rough" old man, is it really not against harmony to call him Azhu?

"Ayin..."

This Ayin Zhu Ye's cry did not violate harmony, Guan Yin nodded slightly, and then met his eyes, trying to read his eyes, but soon, he was submerged in Zhu Ye's intense and hot eyes. in the eyes.

It was terribly awkward, but the other party didn't feel embarrassed at all. Did he come out of the mountain with a crash, or was his brain circuit different from ordinary people?

Guan Yin seldom wears men's clothes, and he is not used to wearing Zhu Ye's pajamas and pajamas at the moment, but the other party insists on not returning his dress, so Guan Yin is forced to continue wearing this men's pajamas.

Zhu Ye was very attached to what he said, and Guan Yin was annoyed, so he sneaked away while Zhu Ye was going to the bathroom.

To his surprise, when he opened the door of Zhu Ye's house, he saw a large group of elm branches and leaves in the corridor, blocking the door of Zhu Ye's house.

Looking after the source, the elm branch that came in from the outside of the building turned out to be from the courtyard downstairs...

The sacred tree can't grow so tall, can it?

The elm spirit who was captured was torn apart, squatting in the corner to eavesdrop on the gossip of the Supreme Ancestor God is terrible! ! !

It's all to blame for that stinky mynah who is a gossip soul, it's over, he's dead, what should I do?

Zhu Ye appeared just when the elm tree was in a state of uncertainty, and the dog-legged elm spirit reacted immediately, blocking the Guanyin with a tree fork, shaking the branches, and flattering the Supreme Ancestor God, saying: "Supreme , little one... the little one stopped uncle for you hehe...hehehe..."

There was a sudden gust of wind in the corridor, which made the leaves around him rustle, as if they were talking about something, but Guan Yin shivered from the cold.

"This tree...why...it didn't exist yesterday..." The growth rate is simply against the sky! ! !

"You go into the house first, and I'll have someone chop it up later..."

Elm spirit ⊙▽⊙

No, Grandfather Ancestral God! ! ! !

Help, help, help, grandpa, his wife! ! !

Zhu Ye helped Guan Yin, who was about to escape, back to the room, leaving behind the elm spirit who was poking at the door in a daze, to self-reflect, really remorseful.

Before Zhu Ye's arrival, every scene and every thing in the community were mortal things without sanity. The flowers and plants, Yingying Yanyan, cats and dogs who lived here were simply lucky in ten lifetimes. Wrapped by Zhu Ye's underground bamboo stems and roots, the purple air came from the east.

These little things were contaminated with the ancient immortal energy of the supreme ancestor gods, and gained a hundred years of Taoism in vain, and all of them became enlightened and spiritual.

Zhu Ye also talked about it, but the poor and honest elm spirit took it seriously, thinking that his life was in danger, and the green leaves on the branches all lost their luster in an instant, and slumped at the door of Zhizun's house waiting to die Every time I think of his tree life, I can't help but cry and wipe my tears with a tree fork!

A mass of immortal energy condensed, and before the elm spirit could react, Lord Fengshen appeared.

"God..... Immortal..." Elm is a country bumpkin born and bred. He has never seen the world, does not understand the ranks of the immortal family, and even less knows how the immortal in front of him is an ordinary immortal. .

The elm spirit calls him Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. (N＋太) grandpas are not enough for him to call him.

"Since you have enlightened your spiritual wisdom, it is also predestined. From now on, you belong to me, don't be so bold..."

"I, I don't have to die my benefactor???"

"From now on, you belong to me!"

"Then I don't have to die, Master Benefactor? Huh?"

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How could he catch up with such a dull elm head?

Why did he lie on the door corner of the supreme being? ? ?

Fengshen Jun looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, full of heartache.

Just now Zhu Ye wanted to carry Guan Yin back to the house, but Guan Yin refused and supported him instead.

Sitting down in front of the sofa, Zhu Ye had a sanctimonious face, and lied seriously: "Wait a minute, I'll take you home after the workers clean up the trees at the door."

Guan Yin tried it just now, and it was true that a large group of tree branches and branches blocked the door of their house and they couldn't get out.

"Would you like something to drink?" Zhu Ye tried his best to act like a gentleman. Although he was usually taciturn, he did his best to catch up with his mother.

Guan Yin didn't want to talk, he sat on the sofa and fiddled with his mobile phone with his head down. He was checking Weibo, wanting to see the latest developments of the shops he took pictures of.

Offending Boss Jin, I don't know how much I will lose in terms of income. The circle is so big, and he is not a powerful person, so he will definitely suffer.

Sighing secretly, Guan Yin quit Weibo and entered WeChat, just in time for Han Ya to post a Moments, asking for Gu Yuekai's marriage.

The corners of his lips raised slightly, and Guan Yin suddenly felt that maybe Han Ya and Gu Yuekai could really succeed, and if they did, he would be happier than anyone else. Even though fairy tales are all lies, he still wants to get fairy tales without hesitation. The love in love, I hope that all lovers in the world, regardless of men and women, men and women, will eventually get married.

In the past, his WeChat friends were almost full, but after he fell down, he gradually saw people's hearts clearly, and deleted all those crooked friends who were cheating on him secretly, and at the same time, the WeChat settings refused to add new people.

You don’t need many friends, just one or two who treat you sincerely is enough.

Guan Yin, who was caught in the memory, was fascinated by his thoughts and sighed a lot, but he inadvertently looked back and was stunned.

Zhu Ye was sitting in front of the chair in the dining room, and right now he was holding his piece of pink lace under his nose and sniffing it obsessively. His wretched and narcissistic appearance made him flinch.

The other party seemed to have sensed Guan Yin's gaze, and turned his face slowly. He didn't blush at the fact that he was caught face to face, and he folded Guan Yin's pink underwear calmly and put it in his arms. pocket.

“…………………………”

Facing Zhu Ye's welcoming smile, Guan Yin just wanted to say that he won.

Zhu Ye showed a gentleman's demeanor, got up from the dining table, and walked slowly in front of Guan Yin: "I'll take you back," turned around, and squatted down with his back to him, "I'll carry you. Don't be stubborn, you have a hurt."

Guan Yin pursed her lips, endured and endured, so that Zhu Ye's good intentions were not ignored, and she slowly climbed up his back, thinking to bear it for a while, and he will be home after a while.

I was a little worried about his little bamboo, and put it on the window sill when I left. I don't know if it will be okay if it is exposed to the sun...

The author has something to say:

Seeing the comments, it seems that everyone feels that the B side is a bit disliked, because there are a lot of Buddhist things that are difficult to understand. I will improve and try to speak the vernacular as much as possible.The code words are not easy, please come in to see the officials to be more tolerant and understanding,