God, you hit me!

Side B

They hid and hid all the way to the top of the rainbow, but why is the legendary chicken guy a bunch of grapes?

"Azhu, the dick looks delicious. Look, he has so many pieces. Can I break off one piece and eat it?" Afraid of being rejected, Guan Yin immediately raised his arms and swore at him. "I promise it's only one pill! Is it really just one pill?"

"it is good."

“…………………………”

The dick is very embarrassing, has the person who wanted to eat him considered his mood? ? ?

Are the two of them grandchildren trying to "kill people for money"? ? ?

It stands to reason that Zhu Yu is definitely not the opponent of the chicken guy, but he won the crooked way in his heart, and he came to the chicken guy with a "unprepared, unexpected"

Guan Yin ate a mouth full of oil, finished eating the chicken guy's arm and thigh, or something with two grains, and at the end he grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth randomly.

The chicken guy also accepted his fate, what was taken away was only a flesh body, and the Moonlight Treasure Box was taken away, his mission at the end of the rainbow was over, everything was logical.

It's just that the Buddha didn't say that he had to be eaten! ! !

Zhu Yu unfolded the Moonlight Treasure Box to the moon, held Guan Yin's hand tightly to activate the treasure box, and succeeded once, but the two of them were sent into different time and space orbits and parachuted into the Nth world. The origin of the square world.

"A Yin? A Yin?? A Yin, where are you??" Zhu Yu's voice echoed in the faint purple bamboo forest, but the purple bamboo forest was not a purple bamboo forest at that time.

The person lying by the lotus pond frowned slightly, and then slowly woke up from his daze. Before that, there was a voice lingering in his "head" that couldn't go away.

So he only remembered the word "Ayin".He didn't know who he was, and he didn't know where he came from. The name A Yin was in his mind after he opened his eyes, so he named himself A Yin!

Then one day, he met a man, a man in a purple robe, a good-looking man.

"A Yin!" He called him, Guan Yin was surprised, he actually knew his name?

Then, he heard him say again: "No, you are not A Yin, and this is not Zizhu Forest! You are not him, you are not!!!"

That man seemed to be crazy, and flew away from here, nagging all the way, and A Yin never saw any living thing again, he was very lonely!

Purple Bamboo Forest?Looking up and looking around, what are the dense growths?

But he likes the "Purple Bamboo Forest" that the man said, so this will be the Purple Bamboo Forest from now on, his ashram!

Zhuyu is crazy, he lost the moonlight treasure box and can't go back to the original world, and he can't find Ayin who lost his soul. He has lost himself after wandering in the different worlds for too long, and he can't tell which is real and which is fake .

I only know that I can't go back and I can't go back......

Suddenly one day, a flash of light flashed in his mind, what if he used his refreshing spirit to lure A Yin?

Zhu Yu, who plucked his own soul, became a fool, and was pushed down the reincarnation by Zhu Xian's heavenly soldiers, breaking his obsession in this world.

There is no bamboo in this world, only that soul that fends for itself and wanders around. It landed on a green leaf and was lost, not knowing where to go.

He picked off a green leaf and threw it into the clean bottle, and then transformed into the world's first bamboo.

Time flies, white horses pass by, and 1000 years later, there is a purple bamboo forest in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea...

Demon Zun Zhuyu was holding the fortune book in his hand and was looking at it with gusto. In every world, he was a clown drawn by the brush gods. The corners of his lips twitched slightly, revealing a tiny sneer. The relationship is not shallow......

Putting down the fortune book in his hand, and picking out the ancient artifact from it, Zhu Yu smiled even more sinisterly. Ten lifetimes of fate, ah... Thanks to those gods who figured it out!

"Report—your lord, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is here..."

Zhuyu Gujing Wubo's pupils lit up vertically, and he really had a heart-to-heart connection. He has been reading about this merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva in the "book". Today, the legendary Guanzizai came...

"Let him in."

"Yes."

A moment later, someone lifted the curtain, and after the little demon outside the door made a gesture of invitation, Mozun Zhuyu had cast all his eyes on the person who came.

The people who come in are dressed in heavenly clothes with icy muscles and bones, with silk on their shoulders and necklaces on their chests. Their eyes are like flowing springs, their eyebrows are like distant mountains, and the cinnabar on their foreheads breaks through their own slender, pure, white and gorgeous!

Demon Zun Zhuyu was noncommittal, this is the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva who is merciful and merciful, who rescues the suffering...?

Their eyes met, and the two of them stood silently, Zhu Yu on the seat did not look sideways, with a stern expression, secretly amazed at his beauty.

"Today, I'm here to teach you the Dharma." After a long time, Avalokitesvara with kind eyebrows and kind eyes spoke.

Zhu Yu raised his eyebrows and said to Meng Lang, "Your name is Guan Yin?"

Avalokitesvara, who can see the five aggregates, has already surpassed the sea of ​​suffering in Saha, and has been freed from sorrow, sorrow and distress, without desire or desire.

Therefore, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who saves the suffering, is completely indifferent to the provocation of the Demon Venerable Zhuyu.

He said: "That's just my common name before I attained the Tao."

"A Yin—" Zhu Yu spoke suddenly, even he himself was surprised that he could say it so smoothly.

Taking a sneak peek, Guan Zizai's expression was peaceful without any surprise.

Zhu Yu raised his eyebrows, his heart agitated, his mind was full of all kinds of Guanyin in the world of ten directions, the gentle ones, the silly ones, the Menglang ones, and the harsh ones, but without exception, those Guanyin Guanyins were at ease. He didn't even know the truth, and was pressed under him wantonly for obscenity...

obscene play......

Ravage / Ravage......

make him cry

The demonic energy was lingering, and the corners of Zhu Yu's eyes were stained red, full of evil light, Guan Yin watched indifferently, and actually chanted scriptures to drive away the demon seeds for him.

"The three karmas include body, language, and thought. No matter good or bad, good or bad, there will be a kind of power that can drive us to create new behaviors, and new behaviors will generate new power. Such behaviors generate power, and power will Promoting behaviors, tossing and turning, forms karmic samsara. The so-called self-inflicted and self-sufficient is the driving force for the circulation of life and death, thus forming confusion, karma, and suffering, which are endlessly cycled and entangled with each other..."

"Almsgiver, the truth of my Buddha tells us: Only by avoiding "suffering" can we find happiness; we must know "impermanence" before we can have hope; we must understand "non-self" before we can integrate into the public; we must understand "emptiness" before we can be empty. It is wonderful; only by eliminating "evil karma" can one live a beautiful and good life; one must know "cause and effect" before one can be willing; one must understand "dependent origination" to reveal the truth; one must walk the "middle way" to settle down; one must prove "prajna". In order to be free and unrestrained; to achieve "Nirvana" is to be able to live a final life. I hope that all beings in the Dharma Realm can wander in the realm of truth, use the truth of my Buddha as the means and method of practice, constantly purify the body and mind, and always regulate behavior, and then reach the highest level of life. ideal realm"

"Oh?" Zhu Yu sneered, with playfulness and mockery between his eyebrows and eyes, "Then dare to ask the Bodhisattva, what is food and sex? What are the seven emotions and six desires?" Seeing that Avalokitesvara remained calm, Zhu Yu continued, "Food , color, nature. Benevolence, internal, not external. Righteousness, external, not internal.”

A question of life, a question of sex.The so-called diet is equal to the people's livelihood.Men and women belong to the issue of well-being, and life cannot be separated from these two things. This is Zhu Yu's proposition.

Avalokitesvara told him that it should be pronounced as "food, sex, and sex". Food, here is a verb name, which means love; Zhuyu's understanding meant the opposite!

Zhu Yu's attitude was cloudy and uncertain, and he couldn't get any advantage from discussing with Avalokitesvara.

Mei Feng raised his eyebrows, and said with a joking smile: "The long night is not as good as the Bodhisattva following the deity to the mandarin duck bed and talking at night with candles?"

"Almighty, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn your back and be on the shore."

"Aan? Ha..." Zhu Yu smiled.

The heights are unbearably cold, but let him come down by himself?joke!

"Go back and tell Tianjun that old man that all Bodhisattvas are very welcome to come to my demon grave in the future. It's best not to even think about it except you. If you come, I will kill the other, and if you come, I will kill a pair! Destroy the bones and ashes!! !"

"The killing on your body is too heavy."

"Why don't the Bodhisattva pour your jade dew nectar into the secluded cave to wash the deity?"

"What nonsense!"

"Why is your body so fragrant?" Zhu Yu leaned closer, reached out and twisted a strand of long hair in his hand, "It's all my smell..."

Guan Yin meditated, and Zhu Yu continued to say presumptuously: "The book said that you like daughter clothes. Originally, the deity couldn't imagine that scene, but now it seems... Seeing is better than hearing! The book also said that you have a embroidered dress. Wearing the red bellyband of the bamboo sea, I wonder if the Bodhisattva is wearing it next to his body today? Hahaha......"

Zhu Yu was presumptuous, trying to reach into Guan Yin's arms, but was refracted by a boundless golden light, immediately felt a pain in his hand, and was very embarrassed.

Don't be surprised or annoyed, the magic pen is in his hands, he is the only one in heaven and earth!

Coming and going in a hurry, reincarnation of life and death is nothing but his business.

The old man Tianjun was afraid that he would turn against the heavens, so he sent various gods into his demon tomb to recruit him one after another. Even if he was given the throne of Tianjun, he would not bother to enter the 36 heavens!

If they can't fight, if they can't fight, they start to be gentle. They think that Guanyin Bodhisattva is their last trump card. First, they send him the fortune book of "Ten Worlds of Nie Yuan" to make his blood boil, and then they really send people down to give lectures... ………

Zhu Yu just thought it was funny!

The self-proclaimed decent gods in the sky really regarded him as a three-year-old child.

Leaning lazily on his seat, he raised his lips and revealed a slight smile. There was an incense burner in the center of the hall, with spiritual light rippling, silver and red intertwined, and his heart trembled when he heard it, slowly blurred and drifting.

"The deity is tired, Bodhisattva, please go back..." Avalokitesvara did not move, Zhu Yu became interested again, "Or the Bodhisattva changed his mind and is willing to have a long talk with the deity?"

"Tomorrow today."

"Okay, the deity is waiting for you." Zhu Yu watched the Bodhisattva sitting on the lotus away with a joke, and then took out the magic pen and held it in the palm of his hand to play and caress...

The author has something to say:

Recently, I have been a little busy on business trips, and the update may be irregular. My dear, I hope you understand!

Also, although not many friends read it, I found that the more I write the B side, the smoother it is now haha~