God, you hit me!

Side A

"Sit down..." Zhu Ye was moved with compassion, and couldn't help saying it to Guan Yin, who had his back turned to him.

Guan Yin frowned, he didn't like such a frivolous man very much, he was an anomaly, and he was an anomaly, there were very few or even extinct ones who could win his heart!

It would be good if Zhu Ye didn't say anything, but after he finished speaking, Guan Yin, who was bending his legs in front of his knees, suddenly exerted strength, looking like he was about to explode, trying to get out of Zhu Ye's chest every minute.

"I said, what are you going to do, you big girl? You get off at the station in a while, why are you in a hurry? Are you stuck in the traffic without looking at it?"

A three-dimensional "Chuan" character has been squeezed out between Guan Yin's brows. In fact, he was originally passionate, but the fire in his chest was extinguished by the cruel reality. He no longer wants to mix with the crowd, because all emotions are fake... ………

His actions annoyed the aunt in the front row, and when a woman splashed it, she was really a tigress showing off her power.

As soon as the old woman arched her hips, she bumped Guan Yin who looked like a thin bamboo pole and sat on Zhu Ye's lap.

Passengers around could see that the old aunt did it on purpose, but to everyone's surprise, Guan Yin struggled to stand up again the moment she sat down, and slapped Zhu Ye back!

Everyone sighed, and what made everyone stunned was that the one who apologized was the well-dressed mature man who had been slapped.

"I'm sorry... I'm very sorry, I..." Did it hit you?Not on purpose.

Guan Yin didn't look back, he didn't see who he slapped just now, the feeling of sitting down was too strong, touched his back scales, he was extremely disgusted by strange men who treated him without any emotional communication generating desire.

Regardless of everyone's astonishment, he squeezed through the crowd and rushed to the door. As soon as the car stopped, he got off first and fled, because he felt embarrassed that maybe the man just had a physical reaction to him, but just happened to be sitting at that time. Hit him!

Terribly embarrassing!

"Father? Father, your face...??" Xiaotuanzi couldn't help but widen his eyes in surprise after seeing the nail scratches on Zhu Ye's face.

In the Three Realms and Six Paths, the Four Seas, the Eight Desolations and the Nine Provinces, who else could hurt his father? ? ?

"No problem." Asked by Xiaotuanzi, Zhu Ye's tense face seemed even more ugly, and finally changed the subject abruptly, "How do you feel? Can you bear it??"

The brows and eyes of the dumpling with a small sprout on its head curved: "I can bear it, I can bear it, Tuanzi is a man!"

"Ah."

"Father, mother looks very tired..."

"So you have to be obedient and don't disturb your mother."

"Father..." Xiao Tuanzi pursed her mouth, lowered her head and twisted the bamboo leaves, "Didn't Tuanzi mean to cut off my bad mother's fingers..."

It's just... that the dumplings were too excited when the mother came over, so... so... When the mother stroked the boy's cheek, the boy couldn't hold back for a moment before biting the mother... Father, don't be angry, the child knows wrong.

"Ah."

Rolling up his small eyelids, he sneaked a look up, huh... Although the father had a stern face and spoke coldly, but Tuanzi knew that the father was not really angry, so happy!

"Father, Father, Tuanzi is watching TV today... Hehe..."

"Ah."

"But isn't Father's hat a pilot's hat?" Xiaotuanzi pointed to the lady's bra on the bedside table, full of curiosity, "Why don't you wear it on your head but on your chest, Father?"

“……………………”

This was an extremely mysterious question. Zhu Ye thought about it and didn't even think about how to answer Xiaotuanzi. In the end, with a poker face on his face, Xiaonianya backed away automatically and consciously.

Boom...Father is so fierce!

After cleaning the small cut on the belly of his finger, Guan Yin tore a piece of Bondi and wrapped it around his finger.

When I came to the window sill, I stretched out my hand to poke the light green narrow leaves of Xiaotuanzi, and said to myself lonelyly: "I'm anxious to touch you two? And I made a big cut, it hurts to death Personal! You said how inconvenient it is for me to brush my teeth and wash my face at night?"

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloadsLet the dumplings blow to you, and it won't hurt anymore!Huhu......

The reason why Guan Yin likes this small potted plant in his house is that most men don't like greenery very much, but Guan Yin is very unique in this respect.

At first, it was to poke the green leaves of the little dumpling, which made the little guy hide back while covering his head.

pain!pain!pain!The dumpling hurts my mother to death, the new leaflet can't be touched, the mother who will break, woo woo woo...

Guan Yin poked it twice and then began to pinch the blade and pull it back and forth, pulling and pulling again, wishing to make a 360-degree rotation, twisting the small bamboo into a green twist.

My waist, my waist, whoops, your little waist is going to be twisted by you, woohoo...

Xiaotuanzi grinned, but Guan Yin was delighted to play. When he left, he bent down and gave a sudden kiss, which immediately made the tearful and pained Xiaotuanzi dumbfounded.

Father...Father, mother kissed him... just kissed my face!Hee hee (/≧▽≦/)

Xiaotuanzi's eyes were obsessed, planted in the soil to stretch out the leaves, wishing to pull out his own bamboo whip and bamboo whiskers from the soil, he felt that nothing was enough, so his eyes were locked on his mother.

Zhu Ye came back just now, left after leaving a word that he had something to do, and now only Xiao Tuanzi and Guan Yin "get along" in the bachelor apartment.

Ai……?From the light second tone, it continued to rise until it reached the point where the speaker could fully feel the surprise, and Xiaotuanzi's mouth opened into an exaggerated circle.

The mother was ashamed and undressed in front of him.Well…………

Xiaotuanzi suddenly covered his eyes, and silently muttered in his heart, "Do not look at evil, do not look at evil", and my father said that I must not look at my mother when she undresses and takes off her trousers!

Guan Yin is trying on his new lace underwear, which is pink and tender in girly color, with three layers of white gauze tassels, pure and slightly sexy.

Xiaotuanzi on the window sill felt itchy in his heart. He didn't dare to take a peek. The leaves were closed together and quietly separated to the two sides. When they were half divided, they worried that their father would punish him when he came back, so they hurriedly closed their little hands together.

When the little man was so nervous that he didn't know whether to peek, it suddenly "rained".

Xiaotuanzi was extremely surprised, and hastily removed the leaves covering his eyes, so comfortable that the small sprouts on the top of his head grew at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Father, why is it still raining in the house?

ah oh!It turned out that mother was bathing the dumpling, hehe.

Guan Yin was wrapped in a white bathrobe and was watering the dumplings with a watering can. The layers were very meticulous. He washed the little dumplings inside and out, and let him drink to his full. Hiccup.

While cooking dinner, Guan Yin blocked the sewer. He was reluctant to spend money to find someone to fix it, so he squatted on the floor alone and fiddled with it. The white bathrobe was dirty and black, and he couldn't fix it in the end.

He felt a little regretful, the basin of water should have been poured into the toilet just now...

Now it costs three to five hundred to repair a sewer. If it were Young Master Guan before, spending three to five hundred would be like a child spending three to five cents. What is it? !

Not what it used to be......

He repaired it from 07:30 to [-]:[-], and it got worse and worse. It felt like the water would come back up from the bottom of his sink every minute.

He hesitated, and finally decided to sleep!Get up tomorrow and try again. If the repair is not good, then find someone to repair it. There are small advertisements in the corridors. He will make a few more inquiries and use whichever is cheaper.

Xiaotuanzi stretched out the small buds on the top of its head, and its belly was bulging, as if someone had stuck the rice bowl on it.

Guan Yin plucked the leaves of the small bamboo habitually, then closed the curtains and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night, Xiaotuanzi, who was sleeping drowsily, heard his father calling him. At first he was not so clear-headed, but then he suddenly opened his eyes and looked around to see that there was no one there...?

"Father...Father? Are you calling my son?"

"Go back."

Hearing this, Xiaotuanzi on the window sill immediately turned his head, only to realize that the opposite of his mother's house was a high-rise building, and the distance between the two buildings was a bit subtle, normally it shouldn't be so close.

Guanyin is located in a residential area for ordinary people, but next to the community is a high-end residential area. This is the dividing line between the two urban areas, and it expands outwards from this center, half of which is rich and half of which is poor.

Now that Zhu Ye is in human form, he naturally wants to create an identity for himself. He just went to the 36-line management office set up by Xianting in the lower realm, checked the people's conditions, and first confiscated the young man who lived on the opposite floor of Guan Yin's house. Immortals live temporarily.

That little fairy is so happy, not only is it so wonderful for him to be promoted and raise his salary to marry Bai Fumei Xian'e to reach the pinnacle of immortal life, but also that he actually met the one in the 36th heaven. He is really lucky for three lives.