bless you jinsheng

[-]. Xiaoyou is not a human being

"Is this face pretty?"

"How could a pervert get close to me!"

Hearing the two completely different voices that sounded almost at the same time, Chu Taki's jaw simply lay on the ground.After a while, Chu Long picked up his chin and said weakly: "Your face may not look so beautiful, but Tong Yu, your eyes definitely make up for the lack of face 100%. Do you have aesthetics? And Xiao You , does your family know that you are so domineering? Who are you guys? There is definitely something strange about it, okay?"

When Yuichi heard the question of his friend's lack of nerves, Yuichi tensed up his nerves for a moment, but after hearing the answers of the two, his tense nerves immediately deflated like a balloon, and he was still complaining about his friend's abruptness. The two protagonists who were asked didn't take it seriously at all, and continued to answer the questions seriously.

"I didn't notice, my aesthetics is normal, tsk, trouble..." I have to consider the possibility of living with an eye mask.After thinking about it, Tong Yu still gave up on this seemingly bright future. After all, he had to explain why, the university teacher is not a princess, and he would not indulge himself like this.

On the other side, Xiaoyou explained embarrassingly: "... Well, my skill is not bad, at least it should be enough to block an ordinary pervert, and my brothers and sisters are also very powerful, they especially dote on me, perverts like this Creatures do not have a certain force value, and they are usually dealt with by my brothers and sisters without me reaching out... So, they really can't get close to me... This is a fact... My family doesn't know that I speak so domineeringly... Uh, is it really domineering?"

Chu Long said weakly: "It's very domineering, especially with such a cute face..."

Hearing Chu Long's evaluation of himself, Xiao You replied innocently: "Oh..."

Yuichi, who was as shocked as his friend but still calm, seized the opportunity and said, "It's too late, let's go to sleep, there is still work to do tomorrow."

The next morning, when You woke up, he found that his two new roommates had disappeared after [-]:[-] in the morning. He woke up the bamboo horse who was lying in bed, and after washing up, he was about to eat when Tong Yu came back. When it came to Tong Yu, Chu Long went up to talk to Tong Yu without a long memory: "Brother, how did you sleep last night? I'm sorry, just ask such a question casually. How is the breakfast in the cafeteria? Is it delicious?" Tong Yu took off his clothes while He replied unhurriedly: "Slept well. It's not a big deal, but the lower limit of your insensitivity, classmate, was refreshed by the question last night. It's not me who has lost. I don't know how the food in the cafeteria is. , and are now preparing to try it.”

Chu Long asked suspiciously: "You didn't go to eat, so why did you all go out?" Tong Yu, who was changing into regular clothes, paused: "Eujin also went out?" It’s a question from the young and the young!” “Ah! That should be the same as me, go to the morning exercise.” Chu Long was very curious: “How do you know it’s morning exercise, not breakfast?” “Secret!” “Damn!”

After speaking, the three of them walked towards the cafeteria. When passing by the basketball court, the three of them found that Xiaoyou was playing happily, and the flamboyant smile on his little face almost distracted Youyi again.Looking at his friend who was a little stupefied, Chu Long yelled in his heart while complaining: "Hey, the little baby played well, let's have a round later? Playing in the morning, haven't you had breakfast yet?" " Xiaoyou put down the ball, stuck out his tongue with a smile: "Okay, okay. I really didn't eat. Hehe, I can't let go of the ball after hitting it."

A few hours later, Chu Long, who had been practiced by Xiao You, paid the price of blood and sweat for his carelessness. He lay on the ground, and he didn't even have the strength to move. He still didn't forget to complain: " ... You, Xiaoyou, are really not human!"

Xiao You, who was said to be inhuman, felt innocent: "..."

The author has something to say:

I don't know if any friends have noticed that there is a little clue about Tong Yu's identity here.

Please forgive me for looking at the uncomfortable place, I am also very disappointed in the writing style of the author, a primary school student.