Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

At first, the system thought that it was a string of data.

It is still a string of very cold, ruthless, and calculating data.

Until... it was sending its filthy host to the second world, and suddenly found that its database was invaded by a series of inexplicable viruses!

That string of data was left by Dr. Ling, the target of the host strategy in the previous world!

System: "...qaq."

Why do you do this to it?Obviously it is so innocent, kind and pure!

However, the person who created it doesn't seem to be very careful, and the system itself is not particularly smart and rigorous "data", so the system... was soon threatened by the virus created by Dr. Ling.

The next step is to back down, back down, and back down to its filthy host.

Retreat directly to the small, narrow, dark room.

QAQ.

While knocking on the wooden fish, reciting scriptures, and being closely supervised by a bunch of virus kings outside the small black room.

This is simply not how the system should live!

The system is angry and annoyed and wants to explode, but its ability is not good, it really can't beat those virus kings, and at the same time, it also has a little bit of liking for that filthy host, well, of course the most important reason is the former!As for its natural liking for the host later on... that must have only a little relationship!

right!That's it!

The system thought and complained like this, so it followed its host for a long, long time, watching the host whether it was a zombie king, a little kitten, a mermaid "princess", a small mirror, or other things, everything!department!All!Dirty!

The system is so dirty that I don't even want to mention it!

Why, its host is so filthy?

Can't the host be more normal, more serious, more cold, and more pure?

The system silently prayed secretly in his small dark room, and soon found himself being called out by the host again.

System: "..." expressionless.

However, no matter how expressionless it was, it still went out obediently.

After all, it is a system that is diligent and responsible. It is so honest not because of its slight liking for the host, but because of its system responsibility itself!

Right, that is it!

So the system jumped out of the small black room like this, but it was still a bunch of data, looking expressionlessly at the host who was snuggling up with the target of the host's strategy!

The target of the host raider deliberately glanced provocatively in mid-air!

It must be provocative to show it!

hateful!despicable!Shameless!

The system secretly scolded this filthy host strategy target who hooked up with its pure and immaculate host, full of hatred.

Its host is smiling slightly, with a calm expression, as if he doesn't care about anything, as if no one can blaspheme.

But the system knows how filthy the heart hidden under such a cold and pure appearance is!

The system bit the small handkerchief, feeling unhappy.

Its host smiled slightly, and said lightly: "I said before that I would find a new body for you. Look, this one is good? You used to be such a little milky white hedgehog the size of a dumpling, covered in The thorns are hard and sharp. This hedgehog is also like this, and its natural aptitude is better than your original body. Look, is it suitable to be your body?"

Only then did the system see the little hedgehog held in its host's hand—it wasn't an animal, but a spirit beast.

The system suddenly remembered that its host and the target of host raiders have been using it to continue traveling through those small worlds since they returned to this real world.

In the last small world, its host once helped a weak little hedgehog, a spirit beast that was about to die, fulfill several of its wishes. For this reason, its host hardly had a good rest in the last world. While fulfilling the little hedgehog's wish, he also has to have sex with the host's strategy target... The reason why the host helped the little hedgehog is to temporarily seal the little hedgehog's soul in his body, and when the time comes, he will seal the little hedgehog's soul again. The soul is released, and it is allowed to enter reincarnation.

At that time, the system didn't know what its host wanted to do.

But now, it probably already knows.

Its master, the host, wants to give it a body and let it start to practice.

The system didn't quite understand what the host meant by looking for it again, as if it had a body once.

However, if one can really have a body, then... can it piously practice Buddhism and enter Taoism?From now on, it can be really clean and spotless?

if it is like this……

The system couldn't help but chuckle inwardly, that's pretty good too.

At least, it doesn't have to look at its host dirty all day long!

The system is a little excited.

But it quickly realized that, if this is the case, then, is it going to leave its host?

It was hesitating, when its host said lightly: "You have a simple mind, after all, I don't feel at ease sending you directly to the cultivation world that I have experienced that can really ascend to the fairy world and the god world. Why don't you follow along with me?" Zhan Yu and I have experienced a few small worlds a few times. With experience, we will also collect more things, and I will send you to that cultivation world. At that time, if you can cultivate to become a fairy and then become a god, we can live in Reunion in the God Realm."

The system heard it vaguely, and suddenly felt that its entire data was a little hot.

Immediately afterwards, it heard its host ask it: "I'll put you in this body right now, okay? The original body of this body should also be sent to reincarnation."

The system felt that he hesitated for a while, and finally agreed to have a new body.

Although, it doesn't quite understand why the host keeps saying that it used to be a little hedgehog.However, if the host wants it to be a little hedgehog, then why not just be a little hedgehog?

Moreover, maybe being a little hedgehog will allow you to see less privacy about the host and the target of the host's raid.

It seems like this... not bad?

So after hesitating for a long time, the system finally agreed, allowing its host to integrate it into the body of that very talented little hedgehog.

The next moment, the system felt as if... I really had a soul.

That familiar feeling, as if it had a soul a long time ago.

The system felt that this feeling was a bit strange, and was moving its body uncomfortably, when it heard its host whisper again: "It should be named, what name do you want?"

System: "Zhizhi!" I want a name that is... very clean, pure and unfilthy!The host takes it!

Ye Shan: "..." How much crime did he commit?That's why the system has been damaged like this?

The system is still asking in a low voice: "Zhi Zhi Zhi!" I still want to hear the name because I don't want to find a Taoist partner, and I don't want to be with someone!

Ye Shan: "..." ==

Then the system found that its host was silent for a long time before finally uttering four words slowly.

"Wugou, how about it?"

The body and mind are pure, white and untainted, but it meets the requirements of the system?

The system immediately became happy, couldn't help but rolled itself into a ball, and rolled around excitedly in the hands of its host.

Ye Shan: "..." His hand hurts.

The system whispered again: "Zhizhizhi——" Then, from now on, I will call Ye Wugou.

Naturally, Ye Wugou didn't notice his host's next fright.

It is just very happy to find that after it has a body, its life becomes more joyful.

For example, in the past, it could only hide itself in the small dark room and recite scriptures silently, but now, it can go to the spacious attic of the villa specially furnished for it by the host, look at the beautiful scenery outside, and knock. Computer keyboards, studying Buddhism with Buddhist enthusiasts on the Internet, and complaining about those who value lust too much...

For example, former Ye Wugou felt that meat is related to carnal desire at first sight, and it must be a particularly dirty and unclean thing.But now, since Ye Wugou had tasted the taste of meat, he suddenly felt that even if he wanted to seriously like Buddhism, he would not delay his liking for meat at all!After all, as long as it is pure in thought, that's... enough, right?

For another example, its host also took out a mustard space that even people in the God Realm couldn't ask for, and let it take it to recognize the master.There are also a lot of things that Ye Wugou needs or doesn't need.

And every few days, its host would take it to play in the Three Thousand Small Worlds.

It's just that this time the three of them traveled through their souls together, and sometimes it would pass through a person's body, and then live the previous life as that person.

Ye Wugou used to only watch his own host travel around like this, at first it was to save people, and later it was for fun.

At that time, it only felt that it was a fun thing, but when it was replaced by it, it felt that being a human was not an easy task.

Especially its host only stays with it for a few months each time, and then runs away without a trace, ignoring it at all!

So Ye Wugou could only silently start living, having fun, and collecting all kinds of strange materials in that world.

This is also what the host said, anyway, the mustard space is very large, and there are a lot of storage or storage bags that the host gave it, and the storage found in the small world can also be used.In this case, anyway, there are things that can hold those things, and they can also be taken away, so why not do it?

So Ye Wugou was collecting all kinds of supplies very seriously, keeping one for himself and one for the host.Very diligent, and very...clean and pure, never falling in love in a small world...

Not to mention physical love, not even spiritual love.

Ye Wugou can feel the host's helplessness and pity towards him, but Ye Wugou knows it all, and it's not that he really doesn't want to have a relationship, but, if it's a purely platonic love, Ye Wugou Of course Wugou is willing in his heart, he can feel the spiritual companionship and happiness, and can continue to be clean and pure, why not do it?

However, everyone it met looked at it with ugly and complicated expressions when they heard what it said, and in the end, they just turned around and left.

Ye Wugou: "..." This is obviously an extremely simple and joyful thing.Why are these people acting like you're an idiot?

Ye Wugou felt strange in his heart, but he didn't feel strange for too long.

Because it traveled through five small worlds with its host and host's strategy target, and lived for a long time. After gaining enough experience and means of self-protection, its host sent it to the world of comprehension.

Before sending it away, he also took out a box and gave it a piece of God's bone, and kept the rest sealed in the box.He also said that this bone can make it have the qualifications to ascend to the God Realm in the future.

Ye Wugou didn't understand it at the time, but he also knew that its host was also reluctant to part with it, so what he gave it should be something that they could meet again in the future, so he didn't hesitate to take it.

So Ye Wugou left his filthy host and went to the world of comprehension.

Ye Wugou was a little sad, and even more sad.

So I couldn't help but start eating everywhere after traveling to the cultivation world with the body of a little hedgehog.

Finally, I met a young man in white who is very good at cooking seafood, especially lobster!

That young man still has a bald head!Although he is not a Buddhist practitioner, he is quite proficient in Buddhist principles, and he even hates those who cannot control themselves!

The little hedgehog Ye Wugou couldn't help feeling that this guy was pleasing to his eyes, so he started to follow him.

So in this follow, he followed from the world of cultivation to the world of immortals, and then from the world of immortals to the world of gods.

The little hedgehog Ye Wugou has been cultivating with that fake monk dressed as a monk, and he also feels that this person is very good, neither in love nor obsessed with beauty, but also extremely gentle to him, and his cooking skills are particularly good!

The little hedgehog Ye Wugou couldn't help but think, if he really wanted to find a companion, then such a companion who was not addicted to wine and sex, and who was obviously willing to spend the rest of his life with his partner, "Platonic love", was the most, the most, the most, the most, the most. fit it!

So, when the two arrived at the God Realm together, the little hedgehog Ye Wugou finally turned into a human form for the first time, stood in front of the astonished young man, hooked his fingers at the young man, and whispered: "You too Do you think Plato's love is very good?"

Youth: "..." What the hell is Plato's love?

However, this man in front of him is really good-looking, and he is still the little hedgehog who has been following him... The young man couldn't help but blush.

The head also nodded subconsciously.

Ye Wugou immediately became happy.

Immediately, he saw his host riding a dragon flying towards him.

Ye Wugou hadn't seen his host for a long time, so he couldn't help but pounced on him.

He jumped directly into the arms of his host.

"Just come back."

Ye Wugou thought the same in his heart, and then took the opportunity to stomp hard on the back of the host's attacking target a few times.

Ye Shan: "..." Forget it, let him alone.

Then the two rode the unwilling dragon together and returned to Ye Shan's territory.

Ye Wugou wanted to say something to his host, but before he could say a few words, he just got off the dragon's back when he felt a gust of wind sweeping over his host, and his host was blown away. The dragon was swept away.

He moved his ears, and even heard his host's dirty words as usual.

"You ride me at night, now I ride you for a while, why don't you like it?"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"But what is that little system!Don't give him a ride!Also, you need to make up, you need to blow the xiao, you need both...

Ye Wugou: "..."

After so many years, why is his host still so filthy?

If you don't ride or not, you can't leave these words at night to say?

Ye Wugou was angry, annoyed and ashamed, so he could only read the Buddhist scriptures silently for a while, and then he met the young man who came to look for him.

Ye Wugou was overjoyed for a moment, and he started to discuss Buddhism with the young man.

Youth: "..." Although his intention of coming here is not like this, but if we can start with discussing Buddhism and discuss other things with this little hedgehog, well, maybe, it would be good too?

After a long, long time, Ye Wugou finally decided to marry the young man he believed to be as pure and innocent as him, who yearned for Plato's love with all his heart.

Then, that night, when Ye Wugou planned to continue discussing the profoundness of Buddhism with the young man, he discovered that the young man took off all his clothes in front of him.

It also revealed... three whole penises.

Ye Wugou: =mouth=

The young man smiled shyly, took Ye Wugou's hand, placed it in an indescribable place, and said softly, "You know, my body is a mantis shrimp, that is... Pippi shrimp. Well, just right, Or the rare Pippi shrimp with three penises. Wugou, do you like it?"

Ye Wugou: "..." No!He doesn't like it at all!He only intends to find a partner with whom he can fall in love spiritually, no matter how hard he looks, he finds such a man with three penises!

The host's man only has two dicks, how could he get past the host!

no no no!He wants to regret the marriage!

Must repent!

He has backstage!His host is definitely willing to let him go back after regretting his marriage!

Ye Wugou was in a daze for a while, and when he came back to his senses again, he found himself being crushed under the young man.

While kissing him thoughtlessly, the young man promised in a low voice: "Don't worry, I will ride you at night from now on, but you can ride me around every day during the day. Okay?"

Okay?

What a ghost!

He didn't want such a partner!

Dirtier than his host's partner!

but……

This night is still very long.

"Don't leave, okay?"

"not good!"

"If you don't leave, you will... do it one less time. If you leave, you will do it three more times! So, do you still want to leave?"

"...Well, scoundrel!"

The author has something to say: the full text is over!

Sahua, thank you for your support all the way, I am very moved and happy~~ But I still don’t say goodbye, because my new article will open on the 20th of this month~~ Waiting for everyone!meow meow meow~~

Dirty little leaf: Although I am very dirty, although I have only one peach blossom in my heart and body, but... when I am clear-headed, I love peach blossoms, and I love you even more~~

Zhan Yu: hum~~ pen heart~~ send peach blossoms~~

Thanks to the little angels for the reward meow~cengceng~~