Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shinian, who thought he was the leader of his own palace, was taken aback by the kiss, and then subconsciously pressed the chinchilla demon on the bed.superior.

However, before he could make any further moves, he noticed a strange look on the face of the Chinchilla who had hooked up with him just now.

Ye Shinian's face immediately became grim, and he said coldly: "Why, you don't want to now? It was you who seduced me, and now I am going to fulfill your wish, enduring the fact that I have left the palace..." He turned his face away in pain, and turned his face after a while, staring at Ye Shandao, "I still want to do what you want and meet your request. But now, why are you unwilling? Ghost!"

Ghost Ye Shan: "..."

He rested his hands on Ye Shinian's chest.mouth, said in his heart, of course he has nothing he is unwilling to do.

However, that hateful system began to chant sutras in his ear!

In the past, the system only shut itself in a small black room and recited scriptures by itself, but now it seems to be reciting scriptures in his ear!

Read it so that Ye Shan is really a little bit lustful now.Hope is gone.

System: "Host, you forgot, you are a chinchilla now. You are a chinchilla cub who was just born a day ago."

Therefore, the host, as a cub, must have the consciousness of a cub.

Otherwise, give.Report to you.

Ye Shan: "..."

Ahhhhh!He is not a cub, he is a time traveler, a spirit!It's a goblin!You still have a transformation card, and you can transform into a successful person once you transform.Young people's spirits!What can I do.Reported!

System: "Hehe."

Ye Shan: "..."

However, Ye Shan still preferred to be elected.I don't want to miss the relative who communicated with his peach blossom.dense.Things, so, holding the peach blossom, I wanted to continue to perform Zhou Gong's rituals, but... the system began to recite scriptures endlessly.

Ye Shan: "..."

So Ye Shan could only touch Ye Shinian's face silently, and whispered: "Although my current human form is a complete adult. But, in fact, I was just born."

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shinian: "..."

He got out of bed suddenly.He stood up and stared coldly at the bed.It took a long time for the Venerable Master to open his mouth as cold as ice.

"The young master is really smart. I used this method to make the young master imprisoned. Imprisoned in this castle, I will give you the best of everything. I will still take care of you as meticulously and tenderly as before, hoping to get your love, but , but I am still the same as before, neither can I win the young master's heart, nor can I get the young master's people."

In addition to the indifference on Ye Shinian's face, there was also a trace of heartache.

Ye Shan raised his head in a daze, looking at this well-decorated apartment, but he didn't see that it was like a castle at all.

But Ye Shinian had already knelt on one knee beside Ye Shan's leg, put one hand on Ye Shan's knee, raised his head, stared at Ye Shan, and said coldly: "Since the young master insists on saying that he was just born..." He A pair of dark eyes looked Ye Shan up and down, and the color of the eyes became deeper, "Then, as a young master, I will personally bathe and change the clothes for the young master. Come to think of it, the young master who was just born a day ago should Can't and can't refuse."

Afterwards, he hugged Ye Shan forcefully and went into the bath.room.

Moreover, Ye Shinian took an apartment with only three bedrooms and two living rooms, and walked out of the feeling that this is not an apartment but a castle.

Ye Shan: "..."

Although, this kind of peach blossom is also very... sensational and exciting, but, what is it going to do for his peach blossom to return to normal?

Ye Shan was bathed with Ye Shinian's help in this way, and in the process of taking a bath, Ye Shan saw the emperor and Ye Daxia again...

After taking a shower, Ye Shan returned to the bed.on, drowsy—he had only just been born, after all.

Then, he felt like a chinchilla.

Ye Shan only knows that the hair on his face and abdomen is white, but he doesn't know fart yet.What color is the hair on the strands.

But he feels...it should be white, right?

The system didn't stop Ye Shan until he was about to open his eyes the next day.

"The host should not open his eyes for now."

Ye Shan immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and subconsciously asked what was wrong with the system, why he seemed to hear the sound of "bang bang bang" in his ears.

The system looked at the target of the current host who was standing straight in the kitchen, chopping the ribs, looked at the host coldly, chopped the ribs again, and looked at the host coldly... Rao the system knew that it hadn't The entity, just a piece of data, couldn't help shivering for a while, and then whispered to the host: "The system discussed with... the virus, and felt that the data of the host's attack target was disordered because of the system's block at the beginning. With the insanity of the target of the host raid now, something happened.

As for the way to restore the target of the host attack, after discussing with the system virus, the system and the system virus felt that since the target of the host attack felt that he was not himself, but a person with several other identities, and therefore people of various identities could not occupy this body for a long time. , then the host can do it according to the method discussed by the system and the system target.

The host can carefully observe the target of the host strategy, and carefully record the characters of each of them, and write a novel or script based on it, and let the target of the host strategy take pictures based on this, so that the target of the host strategy can recognize from the bottom of his heart that those are just characters, and Not himself... In this way, it is possible for the host's attack target to return to normal, recognize his current personality, and completely integrate his soul. "

Ye Shan hesitated: "But, I don't know how to write novels at all! I only know how to draw comics! You can't use novels from other worlds. There are many plagiarisms in the comics world, and so are novels. .Because of this, I can't and don't want to use other people's novels."

System: "So, the host has to write it himself."

Ye Shan: "..." Can he really only know how to draw?

Ye Shan was really unhappy in his heart, so he didn't start writing - judging by his current image of a newborn little dragon cat, there was no way to start writing at all.

As for what the system said could be written with consciousness, Ye Shan automatically ignored it.

He was locked in a cage tremblingly, looking at Ye Shinian, who had chopped up a large basket of ribs.

Ye Shan: "..." Cuckoo, scared!

Especially when Ye Shinian chops the ribs and gives him a gloomy look...it's simply brilliant.god.abuse.treat!

Xu Qiao, who had been with Ye Shinian for a long time, came out to look at it for a while, and sighed: "Hey, Brother Ye, I think you're really serious, we can't finish eating so many ribs, and we don't know how to give them to you when the time comes." Who will go. Now those crews won't let us go..." He stopped as he spoke, and stopped picking scripts, squatting there in a daze.

Ye Shan was a little strange and glanced at him.

Xu Qiao seemed to have found someone to talk to. He glanced at Ye Shinian who was standing aside, stood beside the cage, and said in a low voice, "Hey, little meow... right? You said your master is really wrong, you A chinchilla, to put it bluntly, is a mouse, why is it named Xiaomiao? Just like him, he is not short of money now, making a lot of money playing stocks and stocks, opening chain small restaurants and chain small restaurants, and now there are a few who specialize in small commodities His buildings are also making a lot of money, which line of business do you think he can’t do? He has to run to become a star. Hey, with his insanity problem, how can he become a star?”

Ye Shinian on the side slammed again, causing Xu Qiao to tremble in fright. He straightened up, looked at Ye Shinian, and said boldly, "Brother Ye, I'm telling the truth. Didn't you talk to that guy on the set before?" Has anyone started arguing? Although that person's acting skills are as bad as yours, his parents, brother and sister are big names in the entertainment industry, and his grandfather is a major shareholder of the entertainment company. We thought it was a trivial matter before But now it seems... that person is really narrow-minded, because of such a small matter, Ye Ge couldn't make a TV series... Hey, Ye Brother, anyway, you are not short of money, can you do something else? You don’t have to be a star either.”

But Ye Shinian said coldly: "No! I have to be a star! I want to find someone! Only by being a star can more people see me, and he can find me. I can also find ways to get other people to help me find him."

Then, the master, Ye Shinian, took a very cryptic look at the little Totoro who was dazed aside.

What a fool!What a fool!How stupid!

The protagonist thought silently and joyfully in his heart.

He still remembered that in the idol dramas he acted in the past, if one of the protagonists didn't understand his intentions, the other protagonist would make such "jealous stalks" in order to make the other party understand.

Come to think of it, chopping ribs doesn't work that well, so maybe he can make the little chinchilla goblin jealous if he says some specious things?Then you can fall in love with him, the "big warm man" who chops ribs diligently every day?

Ye Shinian had countless thoughts in his mind, but there was no expression on his face.

Like a statue.

Xu Qiao rolled his eyes when he heard it from the sidelines: "Okay, brother Ye, every time you look for someone, you take out five composite photos and let them look for them. The people in the five photos look completely different. Are you just like me?" I said that the five of them are one person, and they are your lover. Brother Ye. You also know that because you posted these photos on the Internet last time and asked netizens to help you, you were sprayed by those trolls as a philandering radish. Admit it. The five people look completely different, yet you still say that they are your only lover. Brother Ye, the only one refers to one, unique, not five people."

Ye Shinian stared at him, and suddenly said angrily: "I said that it is a person, it is a person!" Then he frowned and said, "That's not right. I seem to have found him. Xiao Miao, she is my beloved concubine, my concubine." Su Shiqing. People, I have found him!"

Protagonist Ye Shinian: "..." The jealous stalks I had planned were all destroyed by the you I imagined!

Xu Qiao: "..."

Ye Shan: "..." I always feel that the amount of information is a bit large.

Then he saw Xu Qiao running away, took out five printed photos, stared at Ye Shinian and said, "Brother Ye, you can see clearly, how does this Totoro resemble your lover?" One is a mouse, five are human, none of them look like them! Well, among your five lovers, there are some with meowing ears and tails, and some with fish tails. Well, they all look different. But, that's not your chinchilla at all, is it?"

But Ye Shinian said: "Yes. What I'm looking for is my beloved concubine. To repay my kindness, I came to find my little meow. I have already seen his appearance, and he is indeed my beloved concubine."

Ye Shan was already stunned.

He stared at the five photos, and recognized them almost instantly. They were his appearance in the previous five worlds, exactly the same.

And the human form when he transformed yesterday...

The system silently showed Ye Shan a photo of a key part of his human form yesterday that had been mosaiced.

Ye Shan: "..." You drove away all the emotion, okay?

Ye Shan also finally understood that the person he has become now is completely different from those five people.

At the same time, Ye Shan thought, he probably understood the "gift" that Immortal Wu Yuan told him before.

Originally, according to the plan of Wuyuan Immortal Venerable and the master behind the virus in the system, he wanted to bring him to a world where there would be no wars, no respect for the strong and ants for the weak, and no darlings of heaven who were enemies against them. They can spend many, many years here at leisure.

It's like being on vacation.

Even the peach blossoms here are likely to be peach blossoms with memories.

But all of this was broken because of the system's blocking.

Ye Shinian has indeed traveled through time, but because of a problem when his soul was united, he is now insane. He only vaguely remembers the appearance of his lover, and he can draw Ye Shan in the previous five worlds in one drawing. appearance.

But in this life, Ye Shan didn't look like this at all.

But it doesn't matter, even so, they are still under the same roof.

His peach blossoms seemed to have finally recognized him.

Ye Shan was a little happy, but also a little sad.

It was also at this time that the system whispered "I'm sorry" to Ye Shan.

It's really just a string of data.More than other data, it is just more data.

And its task is to allow Ye Shan to gather the souls of Ye Shan's savior as soon as possible and make them into one.

To be precise, the system is actually on Ye Shan's side.

However, even among souls, there are ideas.That's why they fled together, wanting to surprise Ye Shan.

And the result of this surprise was to delay the time when Ye Shan's savior's soul united, and the system naturally resisted immediately.

As a result, the result of this resistance was a bit... pitted.

Ye Shan didn't speak, just looked at Ye Shinian quietly.

Years, missing.

He also took his last name, Ye.

Ye Shan thought, he likes his peach blossom, and his peach blossom must also like him very much.

"Little meow." Ye Shinian's expression suddenly changed again, his face was full of gentleness, and his temperament was full of chivalry. He carefully took Ye Shan out of the chinchilla cage, held it in his hand, and said softly, " Why are you in a daze again? Are you afraid that the master will become a star and will not be able to take care of you? Don't worry, I have found you. I will stay with you at home every day from now on, okay?"

Ye Shan looked at this gentle Ye Shinian obsessively, watched him breastfeeding himself, rubbing his chin, coaxing himself to sleep, and couldn't help but think that his peach blossoms had already figured it out.

Then, does he still need to write novels and scripts, let his peach blossom play various roles, and then find himself again?

He hesitated a little, but fell asleep quickly.

When he woke up, he opened his eyes and saw Ye Shinian sitting in a wheelchair with a blank expression.

Such Ye Shinian was holding a scalpel in his hand, and was playing with it briskly.

"Xu Qiao said, I found you." Ye Shinian stared at Ye Shan gloomyly, his voice neither happy nor angry, "Become a human, let me see if you have lied to me."

"Otherwise..." Ye Shinian stretched out his hand and poked Ye Shan's chubby fart.The buttocks were poked crookedly, and he said sinisterly, "Otherwise, even though I have disabled both legs, I will perform a minor operation on you personally, and I think I can still do it. Come to think of it, if you weren't him, I did this surgery for you, and it doesn't matter."

Ye Shan: "..." It turns out that every personality that is not Taohua has confirmed that he is him.

Of course, in addition to these, there is another very important thing.

Ye Shan was silent for a while, then couldn't help shivering, and asked the system: "So, my peach blossom...is going to give me a sterilization operation?"

System: "...It seems that you humans call this... Gong. Xing."

Ye Shan: "..." He suddenly felt that it was really necessary for him to start writing scripts so that his peach blossoms would recover quickly.

Otherwise... think about the leader who wanted to choke his neck last night, think about the man with unknown attributes who chopped up ribs and looked at him during the day, and think about this "wheelchair" holding a scalpel and trying to sterilize him Peach Blossom... Ye Shan felt that he would really, really go crazy!

However, the next moment, he immediately turned into a human.

Lest this thinks he is double.Ye Shinian, who had a disabled leg, really performed a "neutralization" operation on himself.

But even so, such Ye Shinian still stared at him for a long time, and suddenly said: "So, it's really you."

Before Ye Shan could heave a sigh of relief, he thought, at least he doesn't have to be punished.After the surgery, Ye Shinian's voice suddenly became rough again.Dumb mouth.

"However, we haven't seen each other for many years, and I don't have any memories of the past, and I don't know how your body is, whether you are defective or sick. Come, you go and lie on my operating table, and I will personally Do a... full-body examination for you. Don't worry, I will do the examination for you 'by hand', so don't be afraid."

Ye Shan: "..."

So, he met a quack doctor Peach Blossom?

Still a bad quack doctor who wants to take advantage of the patient, Peach Blossom!

Thinking about it makes me a little excited.

Then, at the moment when the "quack doctor" Ye Shinian put down the scalpel and pushed the wheelchair towards the boy on the operating table, the main personality reappeared, abruptly pushing away the secondary personality he imagined.

I was up to the important task of giving Ye Shan a "full body check".