Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"As long as you don't let me open my eyes and see a knife next to my head, then... barely, okay."

Ye Shan blushed when he said this.

After all, at least, in this world, it was the first time he said this to his master Ge Taohua.

Also, in the first world where the system cannot detect likeness values.

Ye Shinian was startled, as if he didn't react.

After a while, he looked at Ye Shan in surprise with a more "insidious" smile, and asked loudly: "You, are you serious? You like me too? Don't you like my...subpersonalities?"

Ye Shan: "..." So you also know that you have a secondary personality.

Immediately, he felt that this question was too difficult to answer, so he wrapped his arms around Ye Shinian's neck and pressed a kiss on Ye Shinian's lips.

Then he stuck out his tongue, licked his lips at Ye Shinian, blinked, and showed a seductive smile: "What do you think?"

Ye Shinian's eyes turned red immediately, he rushed forward to hold Ye Shan down and kissed him.

Ye Shan was a little happy and a little excited, hugging Ye Shinian to cooperate with him.

Until the system whispered in his mind again: "Host, please remember that the host is still a four-month-old cub, Totoro. As a cub, hehe, the host must not make any actions that require the system. .Report the behavior of the host."

Ye Shan: "..." Mo Dan!Lost interest, okay?This nasty system!Drag it out and continue closing the little black room!

System: "Even if the host wants to shut down the system for the rest of his life, the system must carefully remind the host that although the host is now an adult in human form, the host chinchilla is still not an adult. Therefore, once the host does [beep——] The system will definitely report the matter. Report it to the host!"

Ye Shan: "..."

So he could only silently push away the red-eyed Ye Shinian who really wanted to do [beep——] to him.

Without waiting for Ye Shinian to speak, he said in a pitiful whisper, "I'm not yet one year old."

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shinian: "..."

He silently re-fastened Ye Shan's collar that he had ripped off, and then said quietly: "But, aren't you a goblin? A goblin who can turn into a human must have at least hundreds of years of skill, hundreds of years." Are you old?"

Ye Shan choked for a moment, and silently calculated the age he had traveled through several worlds... Then he immediately withdrew this thought, and only whispered: "I, I lived... longer than you Even if I am a little bit older, I can still be considered a monster. However, my original body has been placed in another place, and now I am possessed by a Totoro, so of course my age should be counted as the Totoro’s age.”

"Also, if Totoro is not an adult, we can't have sex." Ye Shan said this very sadly.

Ye Shinian's body trembled for a moment, then his voice was hoarse, and he stared at Ye Shan with an almost terrifying face, and said in his imagined gentle but actually cold tone: "Then, when your body becomes an adult, are you willing to be with me... ...Do it?" As if afraid that Ye Shan would refuse, Ye Shinian hurriedly said, "Although I have no practical experience in this field before, I have read a lot of related picture books and videos, and I think, I think I should be very Great, it should make [beep——] you [beep——] very comfortable!”

Ye Shan: "..." is just a word with the same pronunciation as the cursive characters of flowers, flowers, grass, why should it be rivered.Crab dropped?Thought to be by the river.If the crab falls, can he not understand?

Then he rubbed Ye Shinian's calf with his calf, and whispered: "When I reach adulthood in seven or eight months, we can..."

He didn't go on, but both of them were very happy today.

Ye Shinian finally stopped putting the knife beside Ye Shan's pillow - he was actually thinking that if the knife belonged to him, it meant that the knife belonged to him.Because he has to chop ribs every morning to show off his warm male charm, he can't be with the little goblin, so he puts the knife next to Ye Shan's pillow, which is equivalent to him being with Ye Shan, so that Ye Shan sees him every day. Dao, you will feel that you are thinking about him, and you will definitely be in a good mood.

As a result, he didn't expect that Ye Shan didn't like knives.

But this is not surprising, although his little fairy is actually an old fairy who has lived for many, many years, and only temporarily possessed a small white cotton candy-like chinchilla.

However, his old goblin... Well, his little goblin doesn't like the word "old" very much, so Ye Shinian thought, his little goblin must also have some attributes of chinchillas—for example, he is very timid. .

In this case, it is normal for his goblin to be afraid of knives.

Thinking of this, Ye Shinian tightened the hands of the little goblin who was holding him.

At night, when Ye Shan turned into a little chinchilla again, Ye Shinian stared blankly at the little chinchilla, looked at it for a while, laughed for a while; looked at it for a while, and laughed for a while.

Ye Shan didn't know anything when he fell asleep, but the system in his mind was still there!

So the system "sees" the target of this life's host strategy staring coldly at the host with bloodthirsty eyes for a while, then turned his face, with a cruel and murderous smile on his face; He stared at the host for a while, then turned his face, and showed a more cruel smile that wanted to kill...

System: "..." Is the host really sure that the host's strategy target likes the host?Why can't he see that the target of this host strategy likes the host at all?

And, the facial expression recognition error caused by neurosis, is it sure that it is a mistake in recognizing one's own expression?

系统默默地想要找系统病毒商量一下，然后就看到系统病毒1、2、3、4、5正聚在一起开小会。

System: "..." Life is hard.

The virus is all together, will it really survive in the future?

In the following months, Ye Shan studied every day.

Two hours each in the morning and afternoon.

Although the teachers invited by Xu Qiao were older, they were very responsible, and they were strict and serious in teaching.

Especially when the four teachers who taught acting and script writing discovered at the same time that Ye Shan's understanding and talent in these two aspects can be regarded as the top few in the entertainment industry today, the four teachers really fell in love with each other. With a heart of talent, he wished that Ye Shan would worship them as teachers right away.

Of course, at the same time, what broke the four teachers, especially the two teachers who taught directing skills, is that if Ye Shan's acting talent can stand at the top of the top of the list, then Ye Shinian, who is already notorious in the entertainment circle His acting skills are the kind of scum that hasn't even climbed to the bottom of the pyramid of acting skills!

Ye Shan, who is so talented, has to drag Ye Shinian, who is so scumbag in acting, to play against him every time!He also said that the two of them will play the leading roles in the scripts he will write in the future, and he can start practicing now.

Acting teacher: "=口=!"

Taking advantage of Ye Shinian's cooking in the kitchen, the two acting teachers began to persuade Ye Shan earnestly. They wished they could tell Ye Shan directly that you are really outstanding and powerful, with excellent looks, excellent acting talent, and hard work. I heard that although the writing is bloody, it can produce high-quality goods. As long as time passes, Ye Shan will definitely stand at the top of the entertainment industry.Feng, there is no need to compromise to make do with Ye Shinian, who is a scumbag in acting.

Ye Shan only smiled slightly after hearing this.

He thought about the wording in his mind, and was about to politely refuse when he heard a "bang".

Ye Shan and the two acting teachers turned their heads at the same time, and saw Ye Shinian standing tenderly and amiably at the stairs, with a kitchen knife inserted.Into the railing of the stairs.

When Ye Shinian saw them looking over, his smile became more gentle, as if he was not angry at all, and he gave them a very grateful look. Then, he put his hand on the kitchen knife, and with a light force, he pulled the kitchen knife out of the railing.He came out, and then, holding a kitchen knife, he walked towards the three of them.

The expressions of the two acting teachers eased, and they were relieved.

They are the real acting school, so they can see at a glance that there is no murderous look in Ye Shinian's body and eyes, and they are really "grateful" for what they said to Ye Shan just now.Even if they came here with a knife...then they must have brought item replacements for them.

One of the older teachers smiled lovingly: "Does Shi Nian think so too? Do you also think that Xiaoye should actually develop better? Hey, although you and Xiaoye are very close, like brothers. Xiaoye would also like you to play a role in his script. However, Xiaoye's talent in both script and acting is really outstanding. Shi Nian's acting skills...well, it's not very suitable to appear in his script If you want, I will bring a few people who are suitable to play with Xiaoye in two days. They are guaranteed to be there, as well as the contacts and face of our two old men. Xiaoye's road in the entertainment industry will definitely go It went very smoothly! Of course, if you want to act, you just have to play with Xiao Ye occasionally, and you don't have to appear on TV or on the big screen, right?"

Another acting teacher also thinks that Ye Shinian's acting skills are really bad, but his character is also really good.Seeing that they are all talking about this, this Ye Shinian is still smiling so softly and amiably, he is simply more well-behaved and sensible than their students.

Therefore, I opened my mouth and said a few words, the main purpose is: "With Xiaoye's acting talent, it is easy to become famous with a good show. Xiaoye will definitely be able to do it in the next year. You and Xiaoye are like brothers in Shinian, and you must be willing to give up your acting career and go to praise Xiaoye, right? Well, don’t worry, you treat Xiaoye as a brother. Xiaoye is popular, and definitely considers you a brother! We have been in the entertainment industry for many years, and we still have a good eye for seeing people. Don't worry, don't worry! Believe that Xiaoye will be your good brother!"

Ye Shan lowered his head and suppressed a smile.

Ye Shinian was about to explode!

Of course he knows that his acting skills are not good!Of course I know that I am actually a scumbag!

But, that was a script written by his little fairy himself!It was written according to the temperament of his sub-personality!

And the goblin also told him every day that he must play the two leading roles with him, whether it was kissing.Play or bed.The play is performed by the two of them together!

Absolutely no need to borrow a seat!Absolutely no substitute!Never change roles!

Ye Shinian has been with his little fairy for so long, so he naturally knows that the little fairy can't lie, and since he speaks, he will definitely do what he says.No matter what the two acting teachers tried to persuade him, his little fairy would definitely not change his mind.

It's just that Ye Shinian was thinking, he is the little goblin's man, how could the little goblin refuse?

Instead of doing this, it would be better for him to come out by himself and reject this matter on behalf of the little goblin, so as to save the little goblin from embarrassment.

In the end, he came out angrily with a kitchen knife, and angrily performed a kitchen knife stab in front of them.Enter the railing and pull it out.The threatening scene of going out of the railing, and finally tried to make a look of killing people and walked in front of the two old men with a knife.

In the end, those two duo were not afraid of him at all!

She also kindly praised him for being sensible, and continued to persuade him to voluntarily give up acting opposite his little goblin!

It's like watching a junior!

Not afraid of him at all!

Ye Shinian: "..." Why is the ending different from what he had planned in his head?

The smile on Ye Shinian's face became even more gentle.

The two gentle acting teachers were too embarrassed to persuade Ye Shinian again, so they had to turn their heads to persuade Ye Shan.

Ye Shan endured the pain with a smile, but he continued to endure, and bowed very seriously to the two teachers who worked hard to teach him, and then said more seriously: "The two teachers probably misunderstood. Shi Nian and I , we are not good brothers. We... are lovers. People. They are the ones who will marry in the future. It is because of Shi Nian that I will write scripts and enter the show business circle. The source of this matter is that Shi Nian likes acting , but I will write the script and act with him if the crew does not invite him."

"So, the protagonists of my script must be me and Shi Nian."

The two teachers were stunned, and after a long time they left with complicated expressions, without any further persuasion.

It's just that before they left, they turned their heads to look at Ye Shinian, who had suddenly become ferocious, and felt pity in their hearts.

Xiaoye must love Ye Shinian terribly.

But what about Ye Shinian?

If it was true love, why would Xiaoye show such a vicious expression after Xiaoye finished her confession?

But Ye Shinian didn't think so, he knew how much he loved his little fairy, he was happy in his heart, he wished he could immediately overwhelm his little fairy, and then ruthlessly [beep——] for a fight.

Seeing Ye Shinian's expression, Ye Shan knew that Ye Shinian was also working hard, and he probably was very angry by those two teachers just now.

but……

Ye Shinian himself was so angry that he didn't mention it for the time being, Ye Shan sniffed his nose seriously, looked at the kitchen knife Ye Shinian was carrying, turned around and ran to the kitchen!

Then, Ye Shan immediately shouted loudly: "Ye Shinian! Why did you make another pile of grass? Not even a piece of meat!"

I used to know how to chop ribs and fish, but now there is no meat in the kitchen!

Ye Shinian hurriedly followed, and said with a straight face: "You are a chinchilla, you can't eat meat."

Ye Shinian's words were serious, and even Ye Shan, who had gradually figured out the meaning of Ye Shinian's expression, couldn't understand it.

However, Ye Shan still had a dark face, ran up to Ye Shinian, kissed Ye Shinian hard, then pushed Ye Shinian away again, and spoke viciously.

"You don't let me eat meat, and I won't let you eat meat in the future! From now on, as long as I don't eat meat, you will never taste any meat. Fishy. Smell!"

Then, Ye Shan turned into a little chinchilla, turned around, with his butt facing Ye Shinian, grinding his teeth angrily.

Ye Shinian was silent for a while, picked up the little chinchilla, and gently kissed the little chinchilla's ass.

The author has something to say: Ye Shinian: Look, the smell of meat is there!

Ye Shan: No fish, no meat, just live a life like hell!divorce!

Ye Shinian began to unbutton his buttons: I'll give you meat, be good~