Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Daan kissed his little daughter-in-law several times, and was smirking at her, thinking that he would find water from the best river in the village to water his little daughter-in-law later, when he found that his little wife gave him " "Love Token" was "stolen" by his father.

Moreover, his father was still staring at his "token of love" in a daze!

Zhang Da'an immediately widened his eyes, stared at Zhang Yun and said, "Daddy, this is given to me by my little daughter-in-law! It's not from Daddy's daughter-in-law!"

Zhang Daan's brain didn't know whether it was burnt out when he was born, or if he was born with a problem, and he was born dumber than other children.

However, Zhang Yun has taken care of Zhang Daan for seven years, and he knows in his heart that Zhang Daan is really stupid, but not to the point of being a fool. Obtaining the divine beast crystal nucleus of his own son, although he didn't feel much when he was still a child, he could stay in the sea for a long time at most, but once Zhang Daan became an adult at the age of 16, he would have extremely powerful power. Only then would you want to die with peace of mind.

In seven years, he has already regarded Zhang Daan as his second son, otherwise why would he give Zhang Daan the word "an" and wish him a safe life?Otherwise, how could he take good care of Zhang Daan for seven years, and teach Zhang Daan the survival skills, let Zhang Daan learn to cook, wash, clean the house by himself, learn to hunt and fish, make friends with other people in the village, and let others die when he dies? Take care of Zhang Daan later?

It's just that Zhang Yun's wife and children all died, and Zhang Yun's own heart followed him early.

Although he likes Zhang Daan, a silly kid, what he misses more in his heart is his dead wife and children.

He originally thought that if he adopted Zhang Daan and brought him up carefully, then time would dilute his longing for his wife and children.But watching Zhang Daan grow up day by day, Zhang Yun misses his wife and children even more in his heart.

So even though he had found an opportunity to greatly increase his cultivation base and prolong his lifespan, he still hadn't made a breakthrough and just quietly waited for the day of death.

And now...

Zhang Yun sighed lightly.

He has long seen that there is a problem with this "hybrid plant", and he knows that this "hybrid plant" has probably become conscious.

Zhang Yun knew that his son had brain problems, so if he lived alone, he would naturally be able to survive well.However, it is no problem to survive, how on earth is Zhang Daan going to live happily?

He knew in his heart that these plant-like ancient gods had a long lifespan, but it was extremely difficult to transform into a human form.

When Zhang Yun picked up this ancient god plant, he had already thought of exchanging his own blood crystal nucleus with this ancient god plant, and using the crystal nucleus to promote the rapid growth of the ancient god plant, in exchange for the other party to accompany and take care of Zhang Daan lifetime.

Although Zhang Daan also has a bloodline crystal nucleus, after all, he did not bring it with him when he was born, so Zhang Yun guessed that Zhang Daan's final life expectancy is about 600 years.And five or six hundred years is nothing compared to the thousands of years of the ancient gods.Zhang Daan felt that this ancient divine plant should know how to choose the most beneficial one.

and……

The ancient god Zhi Zhi just sent out a life-extending pill, apparently seeing that his lifespan was approaching, and wanted him to take it to prolong his life for a hundred years.

Such an ancient god plant obviously has a history, and he also knows how to repay his kindness, as if... he also likes Zhang Da'an a little bit.

Otherwise, how could Zhang Daan be so easily allowed to kiss its leaves?

You must know that the leaves of the ancient god plant, once transformed, are very likely to be their hair. If you pick it off, it's fine.

But that ancient god Zhi was not angry at all, he was still shaking his slender branches and playing with Zhang Daan, obviously he really liked Zhang Daan.

Zhang Yun's complexion looked better, and his gaze towards Zhang Da'an and the ancient god plant was much more loving.

He touched Zhang Daan's head, took a deep look at the ancient god Zhi, and said with a smile, "This elixir is a good thing. I'll give it to you, Uncle Gui. Sleeping so deeply. In the future...he can help daddy to watch you grow up."

Zhang Daan was a little angry, but thinking about it, Uncle Turtle seemed to have really slept for a long, long time.When he went into the sea last time, he used his eight tentacles to push Uncle Turtle, but Uncle Turtle remained motionless, obviously he was really going to die of old age.

Just like...his daddy.

But even though he was a bit stupid, he also knew that his father wanted to see his mother and brother quickly, so he... couldn't stop his father.

Of course, he probably couldn't stop it.

However, Zhang Daan would still be very happy if Uncle Gui could live longer and spend more time with him.

However, in the end, Zhang Da'an still pulled Zhang Yun's simple fisherman's clothes, and said cautiously: "Then, if the wife still has one, will Daddy, Daddy eat it?"

Zhang Yun felt sorry for Zhang Daan, but he still squatted down, looked at Zhang Daan seriously, then shook his head, and sighed: "Daan, Daddy... miss them very much. They have been waiting for Daddy for seven years, and Daddy really wants to go down. with them."

Zhang Daan's tears fell quickly, but he quickly wiped away the tears, then widened his eyes and said, "It's okay, Daddy! Daddy can go find them anyway. I, I have my wife with me! I will definitely I will raise it quickly, and then, let it become a human, and stay with me forever!"

Zhang Yun smiled, sighed again, then turned his head to look at Ye Shan with withered leaves, and said to Ye Shan consciously: "Your Excellency, I would like to exchange my body crystal nucleus for you to protect my son for 500 years. Dare to ask Your Excellency, would you agree?" After a pause, he continued, "My main body crystal nucleus is full of energy, which should be able to help you save nearly a thousand years of cultivation and transform into a human form as soon as possible. If you agree, please leave all your leaves at the same time. Swing three times."

Ye Shan froze for a moment, only to realize that Zhang Yun seemed to be speaking in his mind, like a system, and only after a while did he control Ye Zi to swing left and right three times.

Zhang Yun heaved a sigh of relief, and then asked Zhang Daan to take care of Ye Shan, remembering to bury the "gems" in their cellar in potted plants, one a day, before leaving, decided to go to the sea and give the longevity pill to an old friend, He also asked Zhang Daan to stay at home and take good care of himself in the past few days.

Zhang Daan nodded foolishly, as if he was no longer sad about his father's death.

But not long after Zhang Yun left, Zhang Daan immediately hugged the potted plant in his arms, and then held it with both hands.Living on the root of the plant in the pot, he said viciously: "You have to remember, you are my little wife! Now when you are still grass, you are my little wife. In the future, when you become a human, you will still be my little wife! You, if you dare to leave me..." The seven-year-old boy with scars on his face opened his mouth wide at Ye Shan's leaves, "I'll eat you! From head to toe, eat everything Lose!"

"In this way, you will never be able to leave me." Zhang Daan continued to threaten fiercely with a face comparable to Rakshasa's, "Do you remember? If you remember, just, kiss me with the leaves Kiss me...I kissed you just now, but you didn't respond..."

At the end, that fierce little Rakshasa suddenly felt wronged again, and moved closer to Ye Shan's withered yellow leaves, as if asking for a kiss again.Kiss in general.

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

You come out of the system, are you sure his love is stupid?Why doesn't it look like it, and keeps threatening him to eat him... It's too scary and a little scared!

System: "..." But why does it feel that the host is obviously very excited.And, although the host's attack target has different souls, it is still the host's attack target itself after all, so there must be commonality in behavior and character.

And one of these commonalities... probably likes to threaten people and occupy the host.

It's just that the target of this host's attack is not very good. The way to completely occupy the host is to eat the host.

However, it seems that, considering the host's current status as a plant... it is indeed possible to completely occupy the host.

After listening to the system's "serious analysis", Ye Shan: "..." What the hell?

But he still lightly touched Zhang Daan's face with his withered yellow leaves.

Zhang Daan immediately became happy, and ran around holding Ye Shan in his arms, liking him very much.

Ye Shan's mood immediately improved.

I completely forgot that this guy just said that he was going to eat him!

At this moment, Zhang Yun went into the sea and woke up Zhang Daan's Uncle Turtle with brute force, and when he yawned, he directly threw the elixir that prolongs life for a hundred years into the turtle's mouth.

The tortoise immediately widened its eyes, felt the power of its body, and looked at its old friend in surprise, joy and worry.

Zhang Yun shook his eight tentacles, and said: "You just need to protect Da'an for ten years, and don't let people bully him before he becomes an adult. Let's also see if the divine plant next to Da'an is good to Da'an. If Well, forget it, if it’s not good...you come forward on my behalf, let it use other methods to end today’s karma, don’t let it stay with Da’an, delay Da’an, and also delay it. Well, I will protect the law for you, Hurry up and completely refine the elixir, so you don't have to be like this now, and you can only wait to sleep to death all day long."

The turtle opened its mouth, wanting to say such a thing, it would be better for Zhang Yun to take care of Zhang Daan by taking the pill.But thinking that the elixir had already entered his mouth, Zhang Yun had the temperament of wanting to die again, sighed, and didn't say anything else, only thinking that no matter what, he would protect Zhang Da'an in the future.

……

Azure Dragon Kingdom, East Palace.

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian have been reborn for some time.

Although they had already discussed the plan, they decided to find Zhang Daan, and then... dig out Zhang Daan's body.The crystal nucleus of the divine beast inside, and then "make the best use of everything" on his body.

However, after all, the two are the children of the unfavored concubine of the unfavored East Palace.The old emperor didn't like the prince, nor did he like the prince's children.The prince prefers the side concubine and her children, and of course he doesn't like them.

The situation Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian are facing is extremely difficult, so even if they want to run to find Zhang Daan and kill him, they must first win the favor of the crown prince in the palace, and then let the crown princess gain a firm foothold in the East Palace. It was convenient for the two of them to take away some of their personal guards in the name of experience.

Fortunately, the Crown Princess dotes on the two of them very much, especially Ouyang Qian. As if so, the Crown Princess can confidently tell herself, look, if Qian'er is not her own daughter, how can she love her so much?So, on the other hand, it is precisely because Qian'er is her daughter that she loves Ouyang Qian more than Ouyang Hao.

Therefore, the princess was trying to hypnotize herself day and night. From the beginning to the end, she was pregnant with twins and gave birth to twins.

He has never abandoned a biological son, let alone scratched and disfigured the face of a newborn baby, thrown into the rushing river and left it to fend for itself.

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian didn't know what the Crown Princess was thinking in their previous lives, but now they can guess a little bit, with mixed feelings in their hearts, but after all, the Crown Princess is indeed a loving mother to them, even if the Crown Princess really did something wrong, they It's not good to blame the Crown Princess, but I just think in my heart, in this life, I will treat them as sorry for Zhang Da'an for the sake of the people of Qinglong Kingdom and for their mother, concubine and relatives.

If Zhang Daan wants to blame, then wait for them to repay in the next life.

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian discussed for a few more days, and finally waited until the prince's birthday to give him a birthday gift that the prince liked. While the prince was happy, he talked about the things he wanted to practice.The prince agreed.

Only then did Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian take their own people and the people given to them by the princess, part of them pretending to be them to go to the big city, and they took the most capable person among them and rushed to the big city. small fishing village.

small fishing village.

After Zhang Yun finished protecting the turtle, he returned to the village, saw Zhang Daan touching the two fallen leaves of Ye Shan, paused, and asked, "Can I give one to Daddy?"

Zhang Daan turned his head and stared at Zhang Yun.

Zhang Yun smiled and said, "Da'an doesn't know what your wife is, does he? You give daddy a leaf, and daddy will tell you, okay?"

Only then did Zhang Daan hesitate and gave Zhang Yun a leaf that looked smaller and more withered and yellow.

Ye Shan also pricked up his ears.

He doesn't seem to know what he is now.

The guy in the system kept hemming and hawing, as if he would imprison him in a small dark room for 1 years if he opened his mouth.

Ye Shanshan could only wait for Zhang Yun to speak.

Zhang Yun glanced at Ye Shan with a smile, and then said: "Well, your little daughter-in-law... It has an extraordinary origin, and it should be a hybrid of many ancient plants and animals. Among them, the one that Dad can tell is the ancient ginseng , Dream Grass, White. Tiger or White. Tiger is of the same family, and..."

Zhang Yun named seven kinds of animals and plants in one breath.

Ye Shan: "..." I really want to strangle this scumbag of the system to death!

Zhang Da'an opened his mouth wide and said, "Then that little daughter-in-law will become a human being in the future, and then, will she marry me?"

Zhang Yun still smiled and said, "As long as you treat it well, it will repay you kindly." After a pause, he continued, "It's just that it has the blood of several ancient animals and plants in its body. Maybe its appearance is a little strange? You Just don’t dislike it.”

Zhang Daan touched his face, and immediately smirked: "No way. I'm so ugly, how can my wife be uglier than me? Even if she is really uglier than me, she was raised by me. I will definitely I will be responsible to the end!" As he spoke, he nodded heavily.

Zhang Yun sighed softly, took the leaf with the scent of Huaimeng grass in his hand, and went back to rest.

Zhang Daan also fell asleep holding Ye Shan's fallen leaf that night.

That night, Zhang Yun dreamed that seven years ago, his wife and children did not die. They picked up Zhang Daan together and raised him up. The family of four is safe and happy.

Zhang Daan also had a dream that night.

He dreamed that he was walking and walking in the white mist, but he couldn't find his way.

Until he heard a small cry and walked in that direction.

Then he saw a little boy the same age as him sitting next to the potted plant where he kept his little wife.

The little boy looks very strange, with two little braids combed on his head, and grass growing on the top of his head, which is very green and pretty.

However, the little boy is different from ordinary little boys. Although the little boy is the same age as Zhang Daan, he is still wearing a red belly.Pocket, fart.There is also a... meow tail on the butt.

Zhang Daan was a little curious, and was about to speak when he saw that his potted plant was empty!empty!

Where is his little daughter-in-law?

Zhang Daan immediately rushed to the little boy angrily, and asked, "Who are you? Where is my little daughter-in-law? Did you eat my little daughter-in-law? Come on, right?"

Then he saw the little boy raise his face aggrieved, revealing the most beautiful face Zhang Daan had ever seen.Even the Bana flower on her white forehead is so pretty that it makes people want to go forward and kiss her.

"I'm your little daughter-in-law. Do you dislike me because I look weird, so you don't want me? But, you said it all, you have to be responsible for me. You are not allowed to dislike me!"

The little boy pouted and said aggrievedly, the tail of the meow stretched out in front of Zhang Daan, hooking the corner of Zhang Daan's clothes.

Zhang Daan looked at the little boy again, and felt that the little boy really looked like a ginseng baby.She is as white as a baby, with a tail, a Bianhua birthmark, and dreamgrass on her head... It seems that she is really his little daughter-in-law.

So he immediately hugged the little daughter-in-law, and comforted him: "I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it. I'm uglier than you, so I won't dislike you."

Then, as if afraid that the little daughter-in-law would not believe it, Zhang Daan turned into his divine beast body - a pink limp... octopus with octopus.

In order to show his love for his little daughter-in-law, Zhang Daan's eight tentacles hugged his little daughter-in-law tightly.

Then, Zhang Da'an heard the little daughter-in-law's frightened "meow", and suddenly changed from human form to original form.

Still in place, trembling with fear.

……

Zhang Daan woke up immediately from his dream.

He sat up, hugged his legs and was angry for a while, then got up and hugged his little daughter-in-law, and said angrily: "You are bad! You are afraid of me! But, you are even more like a little monster than me, and I don't even despise you." You, how can you despise me?"

Ye Shan: "..." Sure enough, his peach blossom life is really so stupid.

Then he saw his little Peach Blossom was aggrieved for a while, and then started kissing his leaves again.

"But, no matter how much you dislike me, I like you too, little wife, little monster."

Ye Shan: "..."

A little moved, but besides being moved, why is there an inexplicable...sadness?

And, is he really going to become a little monster in this life?

QAQ.

The author has something to say: Well, the little leaf in this life has become... a little monster.Moreover, from the eyes of the little octopus, it is indeed a little monster even weirder than himself~~ Little monster Ye Shan: So, you made me into a little monster to make us match up...?

Stupid author: Goodbye manual, for the sake of life, get out first~~

The second update at 12 o'clock in the evening~~