I just like the Prime Minister

The ceremony of Jiang Xizhu is a standard ceremony for the emperor and ministers to bow down.

He was young, and he was dressed in the first-class crane mending clothes of the dynasty. The elders of the court wore the "pedantic and shabby" clothes like a signboard, but he was the only one who wore the style of a famous official of his own, vividly embodying the style of generations. The famous minister fell into the muddy puddle.

Monarchs and ministers must not be out of position, Jiang Xizhu has read to the bone, no matter whether the emperor is a wise emperor or a bastard, he salutes and salutes with sincerity.

It's just that in the middle of the ceremony, Li Chengzuo stopped him sincerely before he could bend his knees.

"Aiqing is free."

It is also true or false that the emperor exempted his courtiers from the courtesy-the emperor opened his eyes and said "Aiqing excuses the courtesy" from above, which usually means "Your grandson kneels well"; Say "Get up after kneeling, don't waste time"; but only those who avoid it before the etiquette is reached are sincere "You're welcome".

Jiang Xizhu bowed his head and stood on the spot without embarrassment, and did not insist on doing all the etiquette. It was not because Mr. Jiang was young and powerful and disrespectful, but because of Li Chengzuo's dog temper, which didn't go his way at all. If he doesn't want to, he will be kicked, and he will be moody and difficult to serve.

Jiang Xizhu often doesn't know where he is so generous.

The daylight is bright in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the glass windows see through the eternal blue light, a ray of sandalwood is ignited in the hall, the wind is clear and the dew is gentle, and the golden bottle and the candle after the haze, but I don’t know who I want to quiet. heart of.

That bastard like a king, or the emperor like a jerk, smiled amiably at Jiang Xizhu amidst the lingering cigarettes: "Ai Qing is not looking well today, but it's because she didn't rest well yesterday?"

The words are very sincere, but Jiang Xizhu and Li Chengzuo have been together for 20 years, so he heard gloating from these words.

Li Chengzuo's joys, anger, sorrows and joys have never been unwilling to be invisible, as if any slight change would wish to be written on the emperor's list and announced to the world.

Others don't know about Li Chengzuo's faults. Prime Minister Jiang knows about them. From his address, he can hear the ups and downs of the twenty-eight girls in today's world - when he is in a good mood, he is called "Jun Chi", and when he is not serious Call "Ai Qing", "Jiang Qing" when you are in a normal mood, and "Master Jiang" when you are in a bad mood. If you are in a particularly bad mood, you will be "Prime Minister Jiang", and you will not be wrong in the slightest.

Today's emperor is obviously happy and not serious.

For Jiang Xizhu, it is a fact that he does not have a peaceful sleep, but he does not know how the source of this disturbing dream comes from such a big face, who actually has the courage to show off his power in front of him.

Jiang Xizhu didn't change his face or look sideways, lowered his head and exhaled a long breath silently, as if to comfort himself to cultivate his morality, and said solemnly: "As a minister, it's best to die after doing your best."

The lazy smile on the face of the handsome emperor who was a bit disastrous to the country and the people faltered, and he narrowed his eyes that turned all sentient beings upside down, and the smile continued: "Master Jiang really has the ambition to be loyal to the emperor and serve the country."

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

Well, it became "Master Jiang" again.

Jiang Xizhu didn't know how a compliment could offend him, and before he could finish two sentences, he kicked his nose and face enough for his eyelids.

In detail, Li Chengzuo is two years older than Jiang Xizhu, but his age is not tempered, and his calm temperament is the same as the books he hasn't finished reading in those years, all of which have entered the dog's belly.

The emperor had a very precise grasp of the fact that he "flickered the government and the people with his own face", so he let himself go freely in his daily relationship with his courtiers, showing in all directions that he was a douchebag that could not be supported, a rotten wood that could not be carved, I'm afraid that any loyal minister who can't think about it will challenge the self-cultivation of the courtiers because of his "loyalty to serve the country" on the back of the text, and he will challenge the self-cultivation of the courtiers. There is a wavering between "establishing a wise man separately", and Man Chao Zhongliang is even more miserable.

The difficulty of talking with the emperor is comparable to the "Ten Great Tortures of Dayu". If you say a word wrong, you will answer the proposition.

Now it is finally Jiang Xizhu's turn to bear the "top ten tortures".

Jiang Xizhu and him have the friendship of "accompanying the prince to study" in the past. At this time, he thought about it for a moment, and decisively treated him as a beast, and ignored his moodiness. The paper was presented to the emperor, and he said urgently: "Your Majesty, the battle report from Liaodong came overnight. General Pei Min was besieged by the enemy the day before yesterday. I don't know if he broke through."

Li Chengzuo took the book and glanced at it, then turned his hand and threw it on the table behind him: "Jiang Qing has been anxious about official affairs since he came, so don't you ask me if my dragon body is safe? This is how the Taifu taught the way of being a minister in the past ?”

Jiang Xizhu obviously didn't think that the bastard emperor would remember what the Taifu taught back then, not to mention that he was destined not to be a courtier, and he didn't have to listen to the way of a courtier, even if the Taifu taught him the responsibility of being a king, judging by his current appearance, I'm afraid he has already left his ears It popped into the right ear, and ate the golden and jade good words as nonsense.

Bringing it up at this time is purely finding fault.

Jiang Xizhu knows the book and abides by his duties as a minister, and he doesn't want to care about this handsome and stupid king, so he can only patiently say: "I heard that your majesty gets up early and feels unwell. If there is something wrong, you must send the imperial physician to the palace to have a look."

The implication is: take medicine when you are sick.

However, Jiang Xiang completely underestimated the incomparable thick-skinned today, and saw that the emperor seemed to have finally heard some "pleasant words", and nodded with a serious smile: "Thank you Aiqing for your concern, I am in good health, I just don't want to get up early. "

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

During the Tianqi period of Dayu, the courtiers wanted to kill the king for thirty days a month.

The emperor who had no majesty at all did not realize that the head on his neck had become a watermelon in the eyes of his courtiers. Everyone was ready to cut it quickly, and still smiled without shame and with a coquettish and romantic look: "Today's Jingzhe, Tao Shihua, Cang Gengming, it's a good time, instead of caring about all the troublesome battle reports, Aiqing, why don't you come out of the palace with me for an outing."

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

The generals and soldiers on the front line guarded the border and resisted the soldiers of tigers and wolves.However, the worry-free emperor in the capital still wanted to have fun!

If this news is passed to General Pei, it is unknown whether the old man is planning to expel the tigers and wolves or prepare to rebel.

Li Chengzuo, the stupid king who doesn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, and the suffering of the people, didn't feel the prime minister's complicated mood of wanting to chop him up to reward the army, and didn't get a response from Jiang Xizhu. "Micro service tour".

Jiang Xizhu was almost defeated by his heartlessness, knowing that he would lose his temper indiscriminately if his interest was disturbed at this time, but after all, court affairs also have priorities, Liaodong is still waiting for him to make up his mind, Whether to send troops to respond or to try to break through, to pretend to compromise or to be tough to the end are all plans that should be done.

Prime Minister Jiang was concerned about the country and the people. Although he said that "the belly can hold a boat", it is not as good as the emperor who "the sky is falling as a quilt". He frowned and couldn't help but stepped forward: "The emperor..."

He hadn't finished yelling "Emperor" when he was interrupted by other movements. Just now there were footsteps in the warm pavilion where a big Yu emperor emerged.

Jiang Xizhu didn't expect that there were other people in the Nuan Pavilion, and he was taken aback for a moment, thinking about yesterday's rumors, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and there was an embarrassing sourness in his heart - Yangxin Palace is the emperor's bedroom, Li Chengzuo admitted it himself He just got up, and the person staying in the warm pavilion is some beautiful woman who was sleeping last night.

Jiang Xizhu secretly scolded Li Chengzuo, the bastard emperor, for being absurd. Before he could find a place to hide, the people in the Nuan Pavilion lifted the curtain and had a face-to-face meeting with Jiang Xizhu.

The man was sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing an apricot-yellow python robe, with handsome eyebrows and eyes that were still vaguely youthful, with a half-smile expression revealing noble arrogance, and nodded towards Jiang Xizhu: "Jun Chi."

Jiang Xizhu was taken aback for a moment before saluting in a hurry, the movement of lowering his head properly concealed the flash of embarrassment on his face: "I have seen Prince Rui."

This young man is Prince Rui Li Chengsi, who was not born to the same mother as Li Chengzuo, but he is similar to the same mother——Prince Rui is the youngest son of the former emperor, and the only child of the queen mother, who was raised with the emperor under the queen mother's knees. According to the relationship, Li Chengsi was the one closest to Li Chengzuo among the princes of the late emperor.

Jiang Xizhu didn't expect that this venerable prince was in the warm pavilion of the Hall of Mental Cultivation. Only then did he realize that he had scolded the wrong person just now, and blamed himself for his dirty thoughts. Looking at Li Chengzuo again, he felt full of guilt.

The big-hearted Emperor Tianqi didn't know that he was inexplicably responsible for this kind of "white day publicity" injustice, but he was still entangled in those details.

Hearing the voice, Ying Ting's brows immediately frowned, Tao Hua's eyes were clearly unhappy, and he turned to Prince Rui and scolded: "It's not big or small! You called Jun Chi too?!"

Not to mention his usual style of being unable to support the wall with mud, this roar is quite majestic, but it's a pity that he picked the wrong target and used it in the wrong place.

Prince Rui Li Chengsi grew up in front of this troubled brother, and he was not afraid of him at all. Facing his angry yelling, he just stretched out his hands and pressed his ears, walked straight to Jiang Xizhu, and smiled slightly: "The King of Liaodong has already known about it. It is not difficult to break through with General Pei's ability and strength. It is rare to retreat after breaking through. In order to be safe, let the governor of Shaanxi and Gansu send 2 people to help immediately. Wait for the situation in Liaodong to stabilize. After returning to the Shaanxi-Gansu garrison, the Prime Minister will see, how good is this?"

Jiang Xizhu looked at Li Chengzuo's eyes, and suddenly changed from "full of guilt" to "You are not as good as a child" condemnation, and finally showed a smile that has been stingy since just now: "The prince is considerate."

The emperor, who had been robbed of the limelight by his own brother, was already gnashing his teeth and preparing to punish King Rui's nine clans, including himself in the list.

Prince Rui knows how to deal with the fur that is ready to blow up at any time, and he has a good temper and a gentle smile: "The decree has been drawn up for the emperor, and it will be sent to the military aircraft office for eight hundred miles to be sent to Liaodong in a hurry. , Today is the Jingzhe, the palace is busy, if the prime minister has nothing else to do, you can go out of the palace with the emperor."

Hearing this, the emperor really no longer acted like a tiger baring its teeth and claws, but immediately became docile like a cat, and even those peach blossom eyes showed eager anticipation.

Jiang Xizhu couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to accept his fate.