I just like the Prime Minister

If the phoenix cannot be subdued within three days, the Khitan people will bring disaster to the east, and turn their inhuman family scandal of feuding with their uncles and nephews into a unanimous plunder against the enemy—the Khitan people have strong limbs and simple minds, and they feel that they have snatched more If you have a lot of wealth, land, cows, sheep and beauties, you don't have to worry about not getting enough points-it's really hard to understand their logic.

The greed in this world is endless, the human heart is not enough to swallow an elephant, and no amount of things can match the infinite expansion of desire.

Faced with such a situation, some civil and military officials watched the fire from the other side, some were anxious, and the few loyal ones were even more anxious.These courtiers are very willing to make suggestions, but the essence of strategy is similar to that of books. They are all time-consuming and hate less. Several pure courtiers scratched their ears and scratched their heads, pulled out half of their head hair, pulled them out and put them on. Those who knew it thought that the emperor Li Chengzuo suddenly believed in Buddhism and ruled the world with Buddhist scriptures.

It's just that the lost hair is actually useless except to make them look more dignified. The phoenix still stands proudly in the cage, grilling anyone who doesn't like it; But the Khitan envoys are still pulling [-] to [-], ready to send out all kinds of moths at any time.

In the midst of the blazing fire, His Majesty, the wise and mighty emperor, lived up to the name of a faint king, and slept until the sun was up, completely treating yesterday's imperial decree of "the imperial study room and other decrees" as a long-lasting nonsense.

It's not a day or two for Li Chengzuo to talk nonsense, it's hard for anyone to tolerate him being so stinky and shameless——Prince Rui, Prime Minister Jiang, Daoist Zixu, and Song Song who didn't have anything to do with her but came to join in the fun The imperial concubine formed her own school, chatting enthusiastically in the imperial study.

Father-in-law Zhang Deying’s expression was extremely introverted, and he realized that what these few said was not serious at all, he ordered the little eunuchs to serve tea, and led them away with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye. Before leaving, he heard Song Guifei In the study, Xinghui asked drippingly: "Oh? Is that so? Daoist, you said that I started to have peach blossoms this year? What kind of peach blossoms will I walk? Is it the kind that is eight feet long and powerful..."

……

I am afraid that there is no imperial concubine who can cuckold the emperor so blatantly.

While thinking about these details, Zhang Deying walked out, raised his head, and bumped into His Majesty the Emperor who had just gotten up.

His Majesty's sleep was obviously very good, but his expression was somewhat imperceptibly panicked - this was a bit miraculous.

Li Chengzuo is a master who can shamelessly send a big man to stand up even if the sky falls. If the big man can't stand it, he just lay down and pretended to be covered. In short, it is natural for him to be big-hearted and shameless. It is the emperor, it is his prerogative to let his ministers stand on top of the vat even if it is not kind.

So what made him feel a little flustered?

Zhang Deying thought about the people waiting in the imperial study one by one, and realized.

"Your Majesty." Compared to Li Chengzuo's flurry, Zhang Deying was a little more orderly, "Your dragon robe is wrinkled, and it won't be too late for the servant to tidy it up for you. It's not easy for the prime minister to see it."

The word "Prime Minister" is like a pinnacle that fixes the sea, no matter how turbulent the river is, no matter how noisy the sea is, once these two words come out, all the turbulent waves will become a trickle.Li Chengzuo, who was still in a hurry just now, was turned into a donkey by these two words, his expression calmed down immediately, and he raised his hand to signal Zhang Deying to come and serve him.

After a little tidying up, the panic-stricken emperor turned back into a dignified wolf with a big tail, and stepped into the imperial study room as Zhang Deying said, "The emperor is here."

Song Yingluo was still giving him a green hat with a loud voice, but this time the "green hat" was genuine. Before Li Chengzuo could enter the gate of the imperial study, he heard Song Guifei's high-pitched voice vividly saying: "What? Daoist, you Said that my cousin will also have a peach blossom this year? Hahahaha! Never in a thousand years! Tell me which one it is, and I will..."

Li Chengzuo looked over with a murderous look: "What are you doing now?"

Song Yingluo was like a candle that someone poured a basin of ice water on her head, and it went silent with a "whoosh" sound. After struggling for a long time, she finally managed to complete the half-sentence between her teeth: "Now let the one who is not the emperor Pulled out all..."

Li Chengzuo squinted his eyes, and after a long while, he finally showed an awkward expression of "you still have to teach children to save children".

Song Yingluo shyly covered her face with a silk fan, and scolded her mother behind her back.

Prince Rui's young and old-fashioned brows showed a kind of gloating, and he was in the same line as Li Chengzuo, expressing a blatant "serve it" to Song Guifei's appearance of not daring to look directly at Li Chengzuo.

Jiang Xizhu took their untimely gossip as boring, and didn't interrupt or interrupt, just pretending that he didn't hear it. He didn't expect to be knocked over by Li Chengzuo, so he showed a little emotion called "embarrassment", and was about to say hello Etiquette to resolve this speechless situation, but was robbed first—Zixu Daochang, who knew that he was in trouble and was willing to be a small fudao, jumped in front of Jiang Xizhu with a very doggy step, very disrespectful and playful on the ground After looking at the emperor for a while, tears filled his eyes and said very familiarly and affectionately: "Disciple, you really want to die as a teacher."

Song Yingluo: "..."

Prince Rui: "..."

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

Several people in the imperial study room were already shocked by Zixu's smelly and shameless old man. However, being shocked is one thing, but saluting is another. Naturally, the three of them would not be more negligent than the old Taoist priest, but the quilt was so disturbed that the gift they originally wanted to do had to be compromised and turned into a bow when they saw each other.

Fortunately, Li Chengzuo didn't care about the etiquette of the few of them, and let Song Yingluo go for a while. He only had a problem with Zixu's approaching behavior, so he didn't like him at all. He turned his head slowly, and coldly used a pair of original The amorous peach blossom stared at him: "Master, are you still shameless?"

"want……"

Daoist Zixu wanted to say "yes", but Li Chengzuo glared at him so angrily, he had no choice but to yell at "rebels" in his heart, while changing his words: "What's the use of shame, if it wasn't for Tuer's merciful help, Pindao has already died in a foreign land at this time, woo woo woo woo..."

... He burst into tears and smelled sad, but Li Chengzuo got goosebumps all over his body when he was howled by the old and unscrupulous two voices. , The province described some years of unbearable mental and physical exhaustion, so I simply turned to business.

"Don't be polite, just sit down." Li Chengzuo sat down on the head with a face that he couldn't bear to look directly at, and rubbed his brows. "Tell me how to send the Khitan group away."

Sitting down, the four people looked for each of them, and each of them had different expressions and thought about it.

Prince Rui had something to play since yesterday, and at the banquet yesterday, before he had time to finish his speech, he was stunned by the phoenix that fell from the sky, at this moment he finally relaxed, and recalled all the words he was going to say.

"Brother Huang." Prince Rui said, "The people in the choir have already revealed their whereabouts. Last night, I have received specific information. As long as you give an order, they can do it."

But Li Chengzuo shook his head: "It's useless, they did it on purpose. If we find them before the Khitan people come out, they will be killed or cut into our hands, but now we are making trouble." They came here with right and wrong. They hid carefully before because they had no chips in their hands, but now they are completely exposed because someone backed them and knew that we couldn't move him easily."

As soon as Li Chengzuo said this, Prince Rui fell silent.

What the emperor said was right - the choir was afraid to show up before, but at this time, they must have the courage to station in the capital with great fanfare. As for the things behind this, Prince Rui frowned when he thought about it.

Song Yingluo is not as thoughtful as Prince Rui, and has always been more thoughtful than burning fire sticks. When she heard that the choir dared to take the opportunity to threaten her, she immediately became a little furious: "Your Majesty! Who cares who is behind him! If you find him and kill him, I don't believe they can do it." Get out of the sky!"

Sometimes Li Chengzuo really couldn't stand Song Yingluo's pig-headedness, and was about to scold him, but when he heard Jiang Xizhu's voice resounding, he shut his mouth instantly.

Jiang Xizhu: "I don't know the cause, but I can guess the consequences. Listening to the emperor, the Khitan people should cooperate with the outside, and someone is behind the instigation. It is not difficult to break the Khitan people's cooperation, and even killed the Khitan envoy to lure the enemy army to suppress the border." It's not that they can't fight anymore, but if the person behind them loses the mask of the Khitan who makes trouble, I'm afraid there will be trouble again."

Song Yingluo was stunned for a moment by Jiang Xizhu's gentle and jade-like words, and she rarely showed a bit of remorse and shame that was not thoughtful enough. Prince Rui watched coldly from the side, and always felt that Song Guifei's embarrassment was enough to make her feel ashamed. The sky is red and raining.

What Jiang Xizhu said was not wrong, but too right. It almost touched Li Chengzuo's heart, but after thinking about it, Li Chengzuo didn't like it—he never told his Jun Chi about the intricacies of this world. What, who is that person behind, what the choir represents, and what the Khitan people want to get their hands on, Jiang Xizhu must have no idea.But other than that, he guessed right.

He never wanted Jiang Xizhu to waste his mind on those intricate things, so he kept pretending to be crazy, but in the end he still had to face the result of involving him in this mess.

Listening to Jiang Xizhu's clear analysis, Li Chengzuo suddenly felt a little dazed—was it a mistake to involve him, or was it a mistake to hide it from him before?

Li Chengzuo was obviously distracted, Jiang Xizhu's eyes sank slightly, and he was about to speak out to call back the emperor's thoughts of running away from home, but unexpectedly, a Daoist Zixu who didn't follow the routine was inserted in the middle.

"Ahem." Ox-nosed Taoist pretended to make a sound, successfully attracting the attention of everyone in the imperial study, "So, the opinion of the poor is still, let's talk about other things after solving the immediate problem."

As soon as Li Chengzuo heard Zixu's words, his head hurt all over his body, and the melancholy that seemed to have nothing turned into a cloud in the distance in an instant, and he said in a bad mood: "Okay, the Khitan people demanded to surrender Phoenix and not go to war. What's the master's opinion?" ? Or maybe Master is ready to fight that bird of prey with unique skills?"

"Impossible." Daoist Zixu hurriedly waved his hands. Seeing that Li Chengzuo really ordered someone to put him in a phoenix cage as a skewer, he resolutely stopped playing mysteries, and expressed his opinion very cheerfully, "Wudang supports the phoenix." For more than a hundred years, I have never seen a phoenix in this form, and things are different, please forgive me."

The author has something to say: I heard that some girls have forgotten what the previous article said?

What does it matter, because I forgot too. (serious face)

In addition, I sincerely wish the girls who passed the exam with high scores~ I love you guys~