I just like the Prime Minister

Li Chengzuo felt that he might be entangled by some evil spirits this year-although he is the emperor of the real dragon, and the evil spirits can't get close to him; Unfortunately a little bit of evil.

He has been very lucky since he was a child, and he even fell under his ass without fighting for the throne, but now that he thinks about it, he feels a little bit unlucky. Peace of mind worth the money.

Even though Li Chengzuo had long since realized that he was a scapegoat for the late emperor's trade-offs, he still wanted to quit at this time-other people would either spend their days and nights intoxicated, or they would be emperors, but he was the only one. The emperor, on the outside, bears the infamy of "faint king", but on the inside, he has the conscientious heart of a wise king, and he also has to take the risk of his daughter-in-law running away at any time, and even a group of pig-like subordinates tear him down at any time.There are endless internal troubles. He hasn't taken special care of his elder brother recently, and he doesn't know if it has already been raised; foreign troubles are also coming one after another, and the Khitan people are still showing their power under his nose.

It's even better now, not only does he have to be angry with others, even a bird, oh no, an egg dares to show him face.

Li Chengzuo was about to shoot the case, but he looked at Jiang Xizhu's unbearable expression, swallowed his anger forcefully, endured it, but still couldn't hold it back, so he had to find a reasonable way to vent for himself.

"Jiang Qing!" Li Chengzuo said.

"The minister is here."

"Go and talk to the person in charge of the peace talks! You're welcome! You want money! You want tribute! Gold, silver and ore are not allowed! People are exempted, I can't stand their Khitan women." Still puzzled, "Let the Ministry of Rites take a few generals who just came back from Liaodong with them. You don't need to talk, just sit there and listen!"

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

Li Chengzuo didn't just want to cause trouble for the Khitan people today. Since the time when the Khitan people didn't come, he had been holding back his thoughts of playing tricks, but before the bad water had time to take off, he was interrupted by successive bad news. Now he finally Holding back his breath, he tried to make up for it.

Jiang Xizhu knew that his temper was coming up, and he would definitely not listen to the persuasion, so he had to make a detour.

"Which adult is the emperor planning to let take charge of the peace talks?" Jiang Xizhu asked, "It's always been the master of the old school of Linge..."

Li Chengzuo rarely interrupted Jiang Xizhu's speech, but this time he did not wait for him to finish: "Let Fengchenghou and Lin Lifu go together! This matter is messed up, and all officials will be demoted to three levels! Let them weigh it up !"

... These words are really offensive, but Jiang Xizhu knows that it is undoubtedly the most appropriate time for Li Chengzuo to poke the original host Fengchenghou and the original host Lin Ge into the muddy waters of the Khitan people. Regardless of whether they are all selfish or not, with the thunderous wrath of a great fairy like Li Chengzuo poking at the top, none of them should think twice before acting. Also consider your own involvement in it.

The situation is complicated, and Li Chengzuo's angry words are suppressed. No one can do anything bad, but can only push things forward.

Jiang Xizhu thought about it for a while, and felt that this was not a bad thing, at least it was beneficial to Li Chengzuo, so he stopped entanglement.

Song Yingluo didn't know what was coming to her mind at this time, and she winked at Jiang Xizhu, but Miss Song's winks made strange shapes, even though Jiang Xizhu was talented and well-educated, she didn't have the ability to read minds, I really don't understand Miss Song What exactly do you want to express, so you have to silently confuse this nonsense "beautiful woman" behind you.

Jiang Xizhu: "Your Majesty, so and so... Do you still see the Khitan envoy?"

"See!" Li Chengzuo gritted his teeth, "I even took care of a bird! I can't take care of such a bird man!"

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

The unfriendly argument of sending the Khitan people away and back to their hometown was decided just when Li Chengzuo was gnashing his teeth like never before.

For the loyal and patriotic veterans, happiness came a bit too suddenly. When they were at a loss for the broken bird sent by Khitan and were ready to bump into the pillar at any time to show their loyalty, the phoenix News of the surrender immediately spread throughout the world.

Even the officials know a little bit about the entanglement, but the common people don't know how they managed to avoid a military disaster, but they are very interested in the legend of the strange palace of gods and monsters. "Huayin" has reopened, and the unknown but extremely mysterious boss behind it seems to be particularly partial to the storyteller. The storyteller never repents even if he makes a big disaster. another wave.

Fortunately, the storyteller this time is good at learning the lessons of his predecessors, and he is quite superstitious. He thinks that the wild words written by the so-called "Three Transformers" may not be very auspicious, so he decisively discards them and starts a new one, talking about the emperor. The story of subduing the phoenix and resolving the military disaster of the Khitan people.

I don't know how it was rumored outside, anyway, according to the storytellers of "Zuihuayin", the emperor became a heroic young man with a height of eight feet and a handsome appearance. At this moment, life and death were out of the question, and he fought hand-to-hand with the fiery divine bird with his bare hands. After three days of hard work in the sky and on the ground, he finally beheaded the phoenix.

...In short, the compilation is a bit outrageous.

I don't know if the storyteller hired by "Zuihuayin" studied under Song Guifei. In short, from this eulogizing words, you can hear how much conscience he has lost, and it seems that he has to succumb to someone's lust, and he is ignorant. how much conscience.Probably in this book, conscience is not a very important thing.

When Jiang Xizhu was dragged around the capital by Li Chengzuo, he was fortunate enough to hear a part of this passage, and that day happened to be the part where the emperor invited him to fight the phoenix.

Jiang Xizhu knew that there was no way to count the Romance of the City, but he didn't want them to make it so outrageous.

The original of Xueyu was very skillfully erased by the storyteller. After all, the ins and outs of this thing involved the secrets of the royal family more than a hundred years ago, and it was not very appropriate to take it out. However, the image of Xueyu has not been completely erased because of its insignificance, but in the mouth of the storyteller, it has replaced Gu Xuecheng as an important part of Xueyu's origin - the humane family of the prime minister who came from an official background, in order to subdue the Phoenix I searched through ancient books overnight, and according to the records of the ancient books, I took out the Qinglong Stone, the most precious treasure of the town house that has been passed down in my family for a hundred years, and presented it to the emperor. Seeing this kind of treasure, he finally confessed that this Qinglong stone became the key magic weapon for the emperor to subdue the phoenix.

The man said it so vividly that Jiang Xizhu would have doubted that this was really the case if he hadn't experienced it personally and knew the cause and effect of the incident was just a "coincidence".

As for the storyteller talking about the process of the emperor’s surrender of the Phoenix, and how the Phoenix went from showing off its power to being beaten to death by Li Chengzuo, Li Chengzuo sat aside and listened until his tail was about to open, as if he really turned the Phoenix over and over again. It was as enjoyable as three days.

...This is probably the worst time Phoenix has been hacked.

Jiang Xizhu had nothing to say about Li Chengzuo, thinking of the rumors in the market that "Zuihuayin" was the property of the seventh prince, Prince Rui, Jiang Xizhu felt a little bit of meaning from Li Chengzuo's smug expression, but he didn't say anything. , but silently remembered the scene when Li Chengzuo summoned the arrogant Khitan envoy.

The Khitan people brought such a big trouble to Dayu, it was expected that Dayu had no solution and was complacent, but on the third morning, news came from the palace officials, calling the Khitan envoys to the palace for an audience.

At that moment, the Khitan man felt a "thump" in his heart.

The news came too soon.

The Khitan people have strong brains and simple limbs, but such a simple truth can still be figured out. If Dayu is at a loss, it is the best policy to try to delay the time. Now, the sky is bright, and the people of Dayu are already calm Come to summon him, this must be the solution to the divine beast.

The Khitan envoy was afraid that his fears would come true, so he was heartbroken and entered the palace with the people sent by the Ministry of Rites. He was about to make shameless tricks, and no matter what, he had to ask Emperor Dayu to surrender the Phoenix to him again in person. Look—he thought simply, and felt that even if the people of Dayu defeated Fenghuang, it might be a wheel tactic, taking turns to fight against Fenghuang, it might not be possible to succeed a second time.

The Khitan envoy went up to the hall with such a good wish, fully expecting to see a divine bird phoenix with unbeatable fighting spirit and high spirits, but unexpectedly, he didn't even see a bird feather, only an egg.

The Khitan envoy stared at the phoenix jade embryo that was said to be the phoenix's nirvana, and was stunned for a moment, not reconciled to the failure of his plot, and reacted quickly, denying that it was a phoenix egg, claiming that the Dayu people found it casually A broken stone pretends to be a divine bird, and Dayu needs to give a clear proof that it is the jade fetus of a phoenix.

This is difficult for civil and military officials.

This is an unlucky situation for a scholar to meet a soldier, and it's hard to explain why it's justified.

On the contrary, Li Chengzuo looked at the phoenix jade fetus, smiled, and said that I have clear evidence.

The Khitans immediately asked Emperor Dayu to make it clear.

Li Chengzuo smiled unfathomably on the throne, but Jiang Xizhu keenly noticed that there was something wrong with the emperor. Looking carefully, he found that there were too many unnatural elements in his smile, and his peach eyes were full of righteousness and awe-inspiring. She froze for a moment, then suddenly thought of something... If the prime minister hadn't been so self-cultivated, if it was Song Guifei, she would have laughed and pounded the table in front of all civil and military officials.

Sure enough, the next moment, Li Chengzuo performed "Phoenix Egg on Fire" for the Khitan envoys. All the officials didn't know what kind of trick the emperor was doing, and they were stunned. The Khitan envoys were also stunned by this strange scene and believed Li Chengzuo's rhetoric that "this is the fire of the phoenix's nirvana to linger on the world", he left with hatred, completely ignoring the fact that this fire does not burn others or other things, but only burns the evil emperor.

Only a few people in the court knew the truth, Jiang Xizhu endured so much pain with a smile, he didn't know what the state teacher and Prince Rui were doing, anyway, thinking about it now, Fenghuang would be hacked so badly among the people, I'm afraid it was Li Chengzuo, the poor, boring and unlucky emperor who was preoccupied with revenge.

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