Harmony Little Expert
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Book Title: Harmony Little Expert (Quick Travel)
Author: Yue Xuandong
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After Xu Chenqing was greened, he was dying to do the task.Every time in the world he wears, there is a scumbag who looks like his predecessor. Facing him, Xu Chen has no lower limit to harmonize with him and "twitch" him vigorously.
In every dog-blood story, there is a soy sauce villain boss, and this (non-male supporting role) big boss has been staring at the male lead, wanting to keep it for himself... Cuddling him in his arms and pampering him fiercely!
Xu Chen: Why does the supporting role always have the face of Gu Yan?
System 69: Bah!I thought my ex was a scumbag, but I didn't expect you to be even more scumbag than him.spurn / ing
Xu Chen: Ever since I met you----...).(←My waist before I didn’t wear it, (.)→My waist after being pampered, cover my face/ing
The big boss Gu Yan was silent for a second: The acting is bold!He's so scumbag that it's me, can 69 care?
69 Stuff a mouthful of dog food...
[Minesweeper Reading Guide]:
This article is 1v1, the process of chatting, walking around in the first world, attacking and receiving are both of them, if you encounter harmony, please pull the light.There is no logic at all, bugs are inevitable, please feel free to read the text, thank you for reading guidance, bow /ing
——Three Small Worlds——
~Her brother will marry me (Bad and Crazy Anchor v Crazy Boss President)√
~ Demon Lord Pampers Me (Tsundere and Cute Beast v False Qinggao God)√
~ The young master plays with me (the playboy pretty young master v the romantic and dull scholar) √
One-sentence introduction: Incarnation of a showman, diss ex
Content tags: special liking, reunion through time and space, sweet text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Xu Chen, Gu Yan┃Supporting role: ┃Others:
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"let's breakup!"
A few ruthless words brought Xu Chen's soul back to reality.He rubbed his chin, 呵... Fuck it, his head hurts more and more, why his head hurts even after he died, I can't figure it out.
"Health -10"
"Health -20"
"... "
System 81: "Please host to make a decision quickly? Please host to make a decision quickly... There are still 5 seconds left, you will stay away from the hustle and bustle and return to nature!"
There is always a broadcast in his mind, which is destroying Xu Chen's sanity, speaking of death so fresh and out of the ordinary, that's the only system.He asked helplessly, "Is there any choice?"
System: "Yes, the host can change his life, do the task to change his life, and live. Use the white moonlight in the task, the enemy... win the rich and handsome, and reach the pinnacle of life. After completing a task, you will get +25% blood, and so on. , until 100% of your blood is regenerated. Does the host accept the challenge?"
That voice, when it said Bai Yueguang, purposefully accentuated a few syllables.
Bai Yueguang reminded Xu Chen of what happened the moment before, he died, and before he died, he dragged a lover who was behind him.
After breaking up, the three-year relationship between him and his boyfriend collapsed in an instant.Her boyfriend Gu Yan was his white moonlight, the one who broke him.Xu Chen was not reconciled, so determined to make him do ridiculous things.
Today is Xu Chen's birthday, he originally wanted to spend time with his boyfriend in the hotel quietly.Before that, he received a surprise call from his boyfriend, calling him to celebrate his birthday at the wkj bar. He didn't want to spoil Gu Yan's happiness when his lover made a fuss.
Even though Xu Chen has many contacts in business, everyone inside and outside the circle knows that he has a good face.But his man just seized his only shortcoming, and said something embarrassing in front of everyone.
Happy birthday, Xu Chen rented out the whole bar, full of friends, drunk and frolicking, rolled out a cake for the birthday star to make a wish.
Xu Chen felt extremely happy. He squinted his eyes, glanced at his lover, and put his hands together to make a wish.
In a quiet bar, an abrupt and indifferent voice said: "Xu Chen, let's break up! I have someone."
Everyone was shocked, and there was no sound.
After the boyfriend finished speaking calmly, he turned and left the bar, Xu Chen chased him out.
After some intense noise, Xu Chen dragged his boyfriend into the continuous traffic, braked for an unprecedented sound, and the car crashed and killed.
The scene of the car accident is horrible!Xu Chen's whole body was still protecting her boyfriend, Gu Yan's assistant came after hearing the news, kicked him into the air, hugged her boyfriend's body and hurriedly called for an ambulance.Xu Chen's soul saw all this from above.
Why do you want to die with all your heart, and die together, who will inherit the property after death.
In hindsight, stupid!How stupid!
Xu Chen laughed, "tsk", and asked back: "I have no choice, what if I ask to meet Bai Yueguang?"
System 81: "Host, do you want to keep Bai Yueguang? All right! I know you don't want to part with your man."
Xu Chen said lightly: "When I have my life, I will meet him and torture him to death! Last time, dump him once."
"~Oh~, who told him to cheat."
Talking about his heartburn, Xu Chen said, "Shut up! I'm dying, add some blood, I'm going to meet him."
"Wait... I will give you an advance +25% blood, the host will follow the script, don't make trouble. Bai Yueguang is not so easy to torture. Send you to the new world, go, Pikachu..."
A continuous vortex sent Xu Chen into a new time and space.
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In the evening, a characteristic hotel with Mediterranean-style rooms looks like the blue sea, with the same color of sea and sky, and the pure beauty and nature of the bright sun.
On the luxuriously decorated huge double-sized bed, lay a graceful beauty in a gauze-like nightdress, her plump figure looming and unobstructed.
Her bright red cheeks are tender and tender, and her ruddy lips are waiting for a kiss.
When Xu Chen woke up, he saw this alluring scene.It's just... a pity... such a good figure.
"System, you know I'm not interested in women, what's wrong with you?" He leaned on the head of the bed and slowly lit a cigarette.
"It's not like after X, I'm... not hard yet."
Xu Chen pouted.
"Hey, host! You know, you can read the main plot."
Xu Chen raised his eyebrows and looked at it with relish.
The background of the main story shows that the male lead is Jia Chen, the CEO of a listed media company in City C.And the woman lying on the bed is his first love in college - Xiaohua.
Yo, bring your first love to open a room, Xu Chen smiled.
System: "Don't laugh, she is your white moonlight. Keep reading..."
When he was in college, Jia Chen came from a poor boy in a third-tier city. He was talented and bold in his work. He was brave enough to start a business after graduating from college. His first pot of gold was invested in the most desolate webcast at that time.
His hard work paid off, and his career rose step by step, becoming the boss of the world's best "Doumi Live" platform and the founder with a net worth of hundreds of millions.
I want everyone to have a mobile phone, and everyone will watch the live broadcast. It can be seen that the download volume of Doumi is amazing.
After a successful career, when he met his first love Yang Luo at the class reunion and learned that the goddess was single, Jia Chen was so excited that he confessed his love even though his head was hot, and he succeeded.
Not long after, he held a grand wedding in C City with his white moonlight.
Marrying a beauty, it is reasonable to say that Jia Chen has reached the pinnacle of life since the king did not go to court early.But, on the contrary, less than half a year later, Jia Chen went bankrupt and stayed in Laurie for three years due to debt crisis and tax evasion.
Just as he was in prison, his wife dropped the divorce agreement and never came to see him.Jia Chen was depressed, couldn't figure it out, and committed suicide in prison.
Seeing this, Xu Chen sneered: "One is cheap enough, the other is stupid, idiot! What kind of domineering president's setting is this, so bloody? Why did he go bankrupt?"
"Hey, host civilization, the goddess has a Voldemort."
"Oh, so it is." Xu Chen suddenly realized. "Voldemort sucked Jia Chen out?"
The system blushed for no reason, "Host, please be harmonious, why are you always like this."
"I didn't fuck you again, what are you yelling, tell me, what do I need to do, can I meet Gu Yan?"
"You still think about your man? But don't, it depends on the timing if he can show up."
Xu Chen: "Isn't this a matter of your words?"
The system persuaded: "No, don't create extra problems. You follow the main line and develop harmoniously. Your task is to help Jia Chen get through the gray trajectory of life."
Xu Chen cast a glance at the woman on the bed, "It's fine if Jia Chen doesn't commit suicide, so how can I get out? After finishing Voldemort, do I still want to marry her?"
"This...in theory..."
Xu Chen said with a smile, "That's not necessary, I really don't have the habit of marrying a woman."
"Anthracene, yes, you are used to doing 0." The system said leisurely. "But host, don't be lucky. If necessary, you still need to complete Jia Chen's wedding steps."
"Get out, get out, get out...If you don't want to get married, you can get engaged?" It really made him think about that damned man all the time.
Just after the conversation between the two of them ended, the woman on the bed regained consciousness a little bit with misty eyes.
"Ah Chen, what's wrong with me?" She asked shyly.
Xu Chen discovered a big trouble here.He kept a trace of gentleness and said, "Take a rest, my company has something to do, come and go as soon as you go."
After saying that, he put on his clothes, he lowered his head and sneered, as to whether to come or not, it all depends on his preference.
The duck in her mouth was about to fly, Yang Luo hurriedly got up, she deliberately got herself drunk, and even added some flirting things to the other party's wine, just to make Jia Chen spend an unforgettable night.
On the other hand, why didn't he get hit at all.
"Chen... don't go!" She called him affectionately, and stumbled over.
When Xu Chen arrived, he opened the door and went out.Looking at his scantily clad clothes, Yang Luo didn't dare to chase him out, and bit his lower lip bitterly.
Coincidentally, the call reminder on the table made her frizzy.
Just as Xu Chen walked out of the hotel, at the corner, a tall and mighty man bumped into him fiercely.
"Fuck, do you have eyes..."
The force hit Xu Chen's forehead for a while, tears almost fell down, this guy, did he come out with iron on his body? It's hard.
"Sorry! Are you okay?" The man put his arms around him and asked in surprise.
"Do you think there's something wrong?" Xu Chen was furious, "The road is so big, but I chose to walk in this corner."
"The road is not driven by your house." The man contradicted.
"You boy..." Xu Chen covered his painful forehead and squinted at him. The moment he saw the other party, his expression was unbelievable, "Gu Yan..."
The man was a head taller than him, wearing a black shirt with a half-exposed chest, with a few buttons fastened indiscriminately.He is tall and burly, with a cigarette hanging in the corner of his mouth. Gu Yan looks like Gu Yan, but he doesn't. Charming and crazy.
The man on the other side had no mole, had a beard, and had a slightly raised smirk.
Seemingly making fun of Xu Chen's dumbfounded, the man said flatly, "Which bastard is Gu Yan?"
I didn't expect to see someone who looked like her boyfriend again.
Its host was about to clench its fists and try to beat someone up.
The system sounded the alarm: "Attention, this is not your man, please be careful what you say, if the other party finds out that you are wrong, you will be wiped out! I don't think you can beat him, it is said that he killed a cow with his bare hands."
After Xu Chen came back to his senses, he pushed him away violently, but the other party was motionless and his body was so different, he chose to take a detour.
"Is the boss in pain? Slow down." The man pulled his wrist and patted his forehead with his big palm, as if to comfort him.
"Fuck you! Disgusting thing!" Xu Chen knocked off his hand and left angrily.
The system prompts: "The host's behavior is too masculine in every way, and rewards a force value +10."
Xu Chen reflected: "Could it be that I'm a fake gay? What's the use of force value?"
"Host, I'll keep it for you, it's naturally useful."
As soon as the others leave.The man pursed his lips with interest, disgusting?stuff?Didn't you wash your face today?Maybe he didn't shave his beard.Go straight to the room where Xu Chen stayed.
He knocked on the door, and Yang Luo inside the room thought Xu Chen was back, so he happily went to open the door. When he saw the person, he lowered his head and said coldly: "Yang Bing, you don't make enough calls, why are you here?"
Yang Bing looked at her sister's attire, and whistled elegantly, "I met my brother-in-law just now, and he was too angry, why are you dissatisfied with desire?"
"His company has something to do, it's a waste of effort!" Yang Luo rolled his eyes.
"Then you have to work harder to get him. I still have a high loan here."
She waved her hand, "Okay, I know. For some reason today, Jia Chen has completely changed his temperament and treated me indifferently. I almost took off my clothes, Mad, and didn't even look at me."
"Really? Maybe you lost something." Yang Bing said with a playful smile, "Do you know Gu Yan?"
"Gu Yan? Who, your lover?"
He was not inquiring, and reached out to ask for money: "It's fine if you don't know each other, sister, do you have any money on you, transfer [-] to me, brothers want to celebrate my birthday."
"..." Yang Luo didn't say a word, lowered his head to fiddle with the phone, and motioned to show him, "Turn around, leave quickly, I've called someone."
With a sound of "ding dong", Yang Bing saw that the phone had arrived, and grinned and said, "Thank you, the local rich brother-in-law is so generous! I gave you a lot! What a good man! I'm leaving, you can enjoy the joy of fish and water slowly!"
Close the door after leaving.
The author has something to say: I am writing, I am shy...
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After leaving the hotel, Xu Chen took a taxi.He leaned against the car window, puzzled.
He was a little angry: "What's the matter, Gu Yan doesn't know me, yet he treats me like this, why?"
System: "He's not, he just looks alike, don't make a mistake."
"Are you sure? Will the soul wear on that person? I can wear it. Why can't he."
"Because he didn't die, he became a vegetable! You are dead!"
But if you look at it more carefully, Xu Chen will not lose his life because of love.
The system didn't say much, nor did it explain.
Xu Chen fell into deep thought, Gu Yan did not die, a vegetable?If he hadn't died, he would have to be woken up by licking him up, which would have made that outsider cheaper.
I have always firmly believed that Gu Yan put himself at the top of his heart, and he would never give up. In the end, he slapped him in the face hard and painfully. The whole world must know that he is Xu Chen, who was green, with a Hohhot prairie above his head .
Day tmd!
Xu Chen sneered, since God let me meet a scumbag in the world, he must serve this son of a bitch well.
The system is ashamed: "Host, stop your imagination, if you touch the eighteen forbidden behavior, you can stop cooking at any time."
"This won't work, and that won't work. I'm too aggrieved."
System: "Think, you are a straight man, and the fake Gu Yan is also a straight man. If you hook him up, it will be more uncomfortable than disgusting him. Do you think that, which man can endure being bent over?"
"You are good at face, but what about others? Maybe you are homophobic, you are dead, and you will lose face."
Xu Chen snorted lightly: "After all, I have no choice. I'm straighter than steel, you don't understand what Gu Yan did to me! What are you worrying about, what commission do you get for my mission!? I'll give you double. That's fine, it's time to come, I can take it easy."
System: "You can drive whatever you want! I am very pleased! I am an honest and selfless system, money is like dung, and my mission is that every host I bring can return to the world, don't worry."
"Who are you fooling around? I'm already dead. Is it possible to pretend to be out of the coffin? A corpse?"
"This...everything has a definite number." The system replied calmly.
Fortunately, Xu Chen is adaptable.
His live broadcast kingdom is waiting for him to dig.
The next day, Xu Chen got up early to go to the company. He was in business before, and he had never been in contact with the work of live broadcast operations, so he thought the same.
The company is located in the bustling city center, with towering buildings stretching as far as the eye can see. Standing by the window frame, Xu Chen looked at the cars passing by, feeling a little more emotional in his heart.
With such a beautiful scenery, why did the original owner, Jia Chen, throw it to a woman willingly, leaving no room for it?
"Boom..." A knock on the door interrupted Xu Chen's thoughts.
"Come in!" He remained still.
The assistant is a beautiful woman, and she reported as soon as she came in: "Mr. Jia, you came so early, here are some documents for suppliers to enter the platform that need your signature. In addition, there is a MV on the platform. It has become a hot search. Part of it was edited into the most popular video, and the entertainment headlines reported the whole process. The response was a bit big, you see..."
Xu Chen said in a deep voice: "The content can be reviewed, as long as it doesn't touch the terms, it doesn't matter. The popularity of ordinary live broadcasts is not high enough."
The assistant hesitated and said, "Okay! Your girlfriend didn't come to work today..."
"Let her come whenever she's in the mood." He said indifferently.
"Well! I put the documents on the table, and I'll go out first."
After finishing speaking, the assistant walked out respectfully. She even looked back, and the boss was still standing. It seemed that the boss loved his girlfriend badly, and he could do anything with her.
Jia Chen used to be very busy with his work, doing everything by himself, supervising the live streaming of online celebrities, and collecting statistics.Discuss with technical staff on bug fixes, program maintenance, and system upgrades of the live broadcast system.
After a whole day, Xu Chen was so busy that his legs were broken.
He spread out on the boss's chair and murmured: "Ah! I really want my life, it's better than death."
System: "Hey, poor baby!"
"... "
During his lifetime, Xu Chen made good use of talents, so he naturally did not treat himself badly, and enjoying himself in time is the kingly way.
Taking advantage of the time when he was about to leave work, he dialed the internal number to his assistant and told her to ask HR to recruit more smart people.
Tomorrow I will be able to get a good night's sleep, Xu Chen thought so, the door of the office was opened.
A voice resembling the voice of a warbler sounded: "Ah Chen, are you going to get off work soon? I came here specially to pick you up."
It was Yang Luo who came.
"Hurry up, let's go have dinner together!" He ordered his assistant to book a five-star hotel.
"move!"
Yang Luo took his hand very affectionately, Xu Chen bowed his head, this bi-lotus arm is really sticky, what should I do if I want to get rid of it...
At the beautiful dining table, Xu Chen ate without saying a word, and Yang Luo was the only one chattering. Cooperating with her, Xu Chen smiled as if listening to a story.
After dinner, Yang Luo shyly expressed his thoughts and wanted to follow him home.
Stay overnight?
"81, are you here..."
"Well?"
"What are you doing in my mind? Sleeping?" Although it was a rhetorical question, he was very sure.
The system's pleasant voice said: "Dear master, I am System 69, and I will lead you through the red lights of the world."
"Swapped? Where did 81 go?" Xu Chen and Yan Yuese said with a trace of anger, "Are you all so irresponsible?"
"Oh...Master, 81 is a rookie who is still in the upgrade stage, so he can't come for the time being. I'm the only one on duty! Tell me, who else can I do?" 69 said excitedly.
"Oh! Then change your voice, I hate loli sounds."
"Is rough Chinese accent okay?" 69 tuned a few tones, "Is it Miss Yu's?"
It doesn't matter who the system changes to, Xu Chen opened his mouth and said in dissatisfaction: "The former, this Yang Luo insists on going home with me, I am quite disgusted. She must let me in, what is this woman thinking, restless."
"You must go home, you need to co-create humanism..." 69 analysis.
Xu Chen: "Can you speak human language?"
The system took out the script and looked at it, "You don't let her go home with you, who will marry you and have children?"
"You idiot, get lost, I have my own arrangements."
The system was overly frightened, and his tone was trembling: "Master, you can't assert without authorization. 81 was formatted, hibernated, and put on hold for investigation because of your decision. If you want to think about your life, you should follow the plot step by step. The world is unclear, and we are all for your own good."
"..." Xu Chen was silent.
His every move system 81 is still very supportive.He asked to add an ex-scumbag boyfriend, and the system added it immediately. Is it an accident or a coincidence?
Previous system formatting?How could he have a bad premonition.
System 69 thought he had figured it out, and entered the Do Not Disturb mode.
"Ah Chen, Ah Chen..." Yang Luo called a few times in dissatisfaction, she was by his side, why Jia Chen was always distracted, "What are you thinking about?"
"Let's go!" Xu Chen stood up.
He drove here and fastened Yang Luo's seat belt in a gentlemanly manner.There was no words along the way, Yang Luo was taking selfies.
Xu Chen glanced distractedly, and shouted, every woman likes to take selfies the same.Since you can't choose, let nature take its course and get to know this woman first.
Soon after, they arrived at the villa area in the suburbs.
After parking the car, he held the steering wheel with one hand, and asked nonchalantly, "Luo Luo, will my family have any objections to staying at my place today?"
"Ah! My parents are long gone. Now it's just me and my brother living together."
Xu Chen apologized deeply, and took out a bunch of keys from his bag: "Sorry, I mentioned your sadness, you take this."
"Ah Chen, I'm fine, what are you doing with this?" Yang Luo didn't take it for the first time, but looked at Xu Chen with big moist eyes, expressing that he didn't understand.
Ho!Women, what are you pretending to be.
The original owner, Jia Chen, let this woman live in his house, and unexpected accidents followed, and the villa was resold by Yang Luo at a high price, and he didn't get any money.He doesn't have the kindness of Jia Chen, but he can't let a woman enter the room.
The corner of Xu Chen's mouth twitched: "We are a couple, mine is yours. I will feel distressed why my girlfriend is still renting a house. This duplex apartment is in Yawan New City, you and your brother can move in!"
"Ah Chen, you..." Yang Luo was almost moved to tears.Seeing that she didn't take it, Xu Chen thoughtfully put it in her backpack.
Open the door for her, bend over and use the posture of asking: "Let's go, take a look at my home, no, it's our home."
"Okay!" Yang Luo smiled and followed him.
Late at night, facing a beautiful woman in his arms, even a man would not want to leave, but it's a pity that Xu Chen is gay.
He lay in bed, thinking about how to spend the night.
"Is the system there?"
No one answered, the system didn't feel very easy to use, and it wasn't there when it was needed, so Xu Chen picked up the water glass and drank it with his head up.Yang Luo's mobile phone on the bedside counter showed that the caller was his younger brother Yang Bing.
Yang Bing?The Voldemort of the girlfriend?Hehe, it's finally here...
Xu Chen looked at the bathroom door, and casually picked it up: "Hi! Hello! Your sister is taking a shower."
There was a lively voice coming from the receiver, Xu Chen thought it was from a bar or something, and the other party shouted loudly: "Hey, brother-in-law. I'm drunk and have no money to pay the bill. Can you call my sister?"
"Her, it's inconvenient. Wait for me! Where are you?"
"Brother-in-law is so refreshing, I'm at Yasheng Bar."
"Okay!" Xu Chen came down, then looked for clothes to change, and after changing, he stood at the door of the bathroom: "Luo Luo, are you done washing? I'll go pick up Yang Bing."
"What, wait a minute, I'll be fine soon."
Then, after she came out in a hurry, there was no one in sight.
Xu Chen didn't know Yang Bing, so he saved his number in advance.
He drove to the bar, parked the car, and went around to find someone.
At this time, a quiet song was playing in the bar, and he looked around while dialing Yang Bing's phone.
It's over, how can I find someone I don't know?Yang Bing didn't answer the first call, so he dialed again.
Suddenly, there was a shadow above his head, someone taller than Xu Chen blocked his way, and put his arms around his shoulders by the way, a strong confinement made Xu Chen frowned, looked up at him, and said cruel words in his heart, who mentally retarded hooked his shoulders With a back, he had to take off his hand.
"Master, I'll help you. I'll give you 5% of your strength and give him a shoulder throw."
"Okay, thank you." Xu Chen responded, took the opposite hand, and threw it forward, extremely disgusted, like throwing trash.
"Damn, brother-in-law, you sneaked up on me." Unexpectedly, the other party was extremely powerful and quick-witted, and instead of knocking him down, he pulled Xu Chen into his arms.
"I'm going to hell..." Feeling the warmth of his chest, Xu Chen pushed him away, turned and glared at him angrily.
The man is painless and has a naughty smile, especially like his ex-boyfriend.
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Fake Gu Yan is Voldemort.
Xu Chen looked at this man who looked similar to someone he had known before, with an indifferent expression, "You are Yang Bing? Your sister is with me, and I will pick you up."
His brother-in-law, this lukewarm voice sounded irritating, Yang Bing deliberately moved closer to him, sprayed warm breath on Xu Chen's face, and said in a hoarse and low voice: "Brother-in-law, I'm a little dizzy, I can't walk. Will you help me?"
"... "
Who the hell is your brother-in-law? Xu Chen's fierce eyes seemed to stare at someone to death.
"Should I help you? You've scolded me twice when we met. Be careful. I'll tell my sister to let her clean you up."
Xu Chen: "?"
Fuck, he even bargained with me, and the sale was miserable. It would be a fool's errand to change someone's brains. He is not as smart as his ex-boyfriend, so he really got the wrong partner.
The system made a sound at the right time: "Master, you should help him down. Yang Luo is a brother-in-law. One word from this guy can make you unable to marry a wife."
"Who cares."
Xu Chen thought it hurt, so he grabbed his arm, pretending to be distressed, but his movements were caring, "Xiaobing, drink less alcohol, too much alcohol will hurt you!"
"Huh?" Yang Bing bowed his head after hearing this, and looked at him with a half-smile.
His brother-in-law is an office worker, his skin is very fair, and his left earlobe has become pink under the neon lights.
All of a sudden, it feels a little parched, as hell.
Under his gaze, Xu Chen asked, "Where are you going to pay?"
Yang Bing withdrew his absurd thoughts and led Xu Chen to pay the bill.
Some friends chased him over and asked Yang Bing if he still had a drink. The drunk people said that they could have another round, and dragged Xu Chen to the private seat again.
Xu Chen waited a little impatiently, watching the swaying wine flow down Yang Bing's throat, he couldn't bear it anymore, he is not Gu Yan, but reflects another kind of person in life.
What a spicy chicken!
Think about what he does.
Xu Chen despised himself, and Yang Bing's friend handed him a glass of wine.
He picked it up and drank it in a convulsive way, traveling across the shopping malls, he has practiced his capacity for alcohol, his capacity for alcohol is very good, a glass of trifle, but Xu Chen underestimated his capacity for alcohol as Jia Chen.
After drinking a cup, he became dizzy, and with a plop, Xu Chen collapsed on the table.
"Brother Bing, your brother-in-law is drunk." The friend shouted to Yang Bing who was blowing the bottle.
He came over with a bottle of wine, condescending, with a disgusted look on his face, "It's really nerve-wracking, I won't drink with everyone, I'll take my brother-in-law back, and continue tomorrow."
Yang Bing patted the drunken man's face, but there was no reaction at all. He picked up Xu Chen with one hand, put him on his shoulder, and forgot about the noisy bar.
This person is so light, Yang Bing walked a few steps, walking like flying, without taking a breath.
Now thinking about where to go, Yang Bing looked at the signboard hotel and went in without thinking.
After checking in, he took the room card, opened the door, and threw it on the big bed.
Simmons' shock made Xu Chen dizzy for a while, he looked around in a daze, why are you in a hotel?Urinating urgently, he staggered to find the toilet, but unfortunately, Yang Bing was still inside.
"Brother-in-law?" The people inside turned their heads, and Xu Chen said abruptly, "What do you think of a pervert?"
"Haha! Brother-in-law is getting more and more humorous. Do you know what happens to people who disrespected me last time?"
A sneer faded from the corner of Xu Chen's mouth, he lowered his head, and grabbed him with one hand,
somewhere,
"How miserable is the end, how long can you bear it?"
The moment Yang Bing approached, his terrified eyes darkened little by little, and his eyes were filled with a thin mist.
"Brother-in-law, you...ha..."
Then Xu Chen didn't allow him to feel it.
The next day, Xu Chen sat up with a painful forehead, and there was a person lying beside him, wait!
What did he…do yesterday?With his body intact, he left the hotel without stopping.
"System! I came out to ask you something." He asked as he walked, "I was broken last night, what did I do..."
"Master, good morning! I'll make a video, you can watch it. Congratulations, master!"
The video in the bathroom was mosaiced, it was he who told Yang Bing, go fuck... well, Xu Chen couldn't help but burst out.
"This... I'm mistaken, you don't know how to stop me, what's the use of your system." He couldn't help but get angry.
"Physiological needs, everyone is an adult, so don't be upset!" The system gloated.
Xu Chen became angry and put on airs: "If I quit, I will die. Pull me back."
"Hey, master, don't worry, I have always had special skills. Look at your talent, it's just a mess. You are!"
The accidents were almost the same, Yang Bing was drunk, and it was Jia Chen who picked him up, but he didn't take him to the hotel but to the villa.
The only thing that changed, as the host, Xu Chen drank a glass of wine, and it was this glass of nectar and jade dew, which changed the trajectory of the normal story.
The system also understood the reason for Xu Chen's anger, and it quickly provided a profitable strategy.
"Don't worry, I have a potion that can make Voldemort lose his memory, as long as he is stupid enough." The system quickly smirked, and the sentence was not finished in the middle. This potion is very effective when drunk, and it is early in the morning. Can it be useful?
Forget it, that's not what it asked to worry about.
Xu Chen was restless, "Then hurry up."
The fact that he did this was because he was ashamed. He thought he was the boss of a billionaire, and even knelt and licked him. It was really embarrassing to say it.
The system was secretly happy. Fortunately, the light was turned on, otherwise it would be harmonized again. The host is indeed a little expert in harmony, and the temptation is extremely strong.
I dare not say this in front of Xu Chen.
After a lot of troubles, Xu Chen returned to the company, took a shower in the separate lounge of the office, felt much refreshed, and turned on the work mode.
Passing the horse through the window, it was noon all of a sudden.
The assistant hurriedly knocked on the office door, turned the handle and entered.
"Mr. Jia, the Doumi platform has made headlines." She was panting.
"It's not very good!" Xu Chen didn't understand why she was in such a hurry. Live broadcasting needs to be popular, and following hot spots has selling points. Isn't it easy to be popular?
The assistant slowed down and handed the tablet to him.
Dou Da's text occupies the news panel, the content is: "A certain live broadcast is frequently misleading. The physical and mental health of tea-poisoned teenagers has caused a bad impact on society. I call on the public to strongly stop it. Restoring a healthy and positive online ecological environment..."
The picture shows a broadcaster wearing sunglasses, having a passionate ecstasy in a bar, spreading negative energy, sex, and violence through the live broadcast.
"This is? Does the operation department eat dry food?" Xu Chen rubbed his temples, "Since it violates the rules, block it!"
Hey~ Let him take care of this trivial matter, he is very busy, okay?
The assistant faltered: "Mr. Jia, the incident is quite bad, and the social repercussions are a bit big. Many entrepreneurs are criticizing the connivance of the platform. We will deal with the violations of online celebrity live broadcasts, but this one has a little background, I'm afraid..."
"What kind of background? I want to punish him too. It makes him have to cry and call daddy, it's really against the sky." Xu Chen was angry, and the king of heaven and his father had to be polite in front of him, so he dared to offend him.
"Are you looking to see who the broadcaster is!" The assistant nervously swiped the tablet to call up a set of data.
Doumi live broadcast requires the public to provide identity information when registering.
Xu Chen stretched out his hand to push the tablet away, didn't look at it, and maintained his usual stern attitude, "Assistant Wen, you can pack up and leave. There is no special case for me. Have you ever thought about how much our company will be affected if this person is not banned?" , don’t mention the backing to me.”
"I understand, I'm sorry, I will try my best to save the impact caused by my negligence at work, and I will continue to inform you of your order." The assistant was sweating coldly, and pleaded anxiously: "Mr. Jia, give me another chance."
"Go, I trust you, the company will not cover up serious consequences."
With the approval, the assistant left, resolutely doing business.
Not long after she left, the phone on the table rang crazily.Xu Chen took a look and suddenly felt top-heavy.
God is annoying, this lingering heroine.He adjusted his state and answered the phone calmly: "Lolo!"
"Ah Chen, how could you do that, I really misjudged you." Yang Luo said angrily.
Xu Chen said coldly: "What's wrong with me?"
Could it be that she didn't go back last night, and this woman was upset physically and mentally.Really drunk.
"We are in a relationship, I thought you let me go and gave me the most perfect love everywhere, but I didn't expect you to treat Yang Bing like this."
"???"
Xu Chen was taken aback for a moment, could it be that yesterday
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