Harmony Little Expert

It is an all-encompassing, drunken, dreamy and beautiful love between a man and a man. The content of the book is explicit, high H, and the story has a strong sense of substitution.

Inadvertently, Zuo Le's script became a best-selling script in the county and town, and it can be called a masterpiece in the gay world.From high-ranking officials to civilians, no one dislikes his novels.

He travels with a single book of short stories, and he spreads them ten times and one hundred times, gradually becoming popular.

Zuo Le has a great reputation and is targeted by bad guys.

This person is the son of the Minister of Rites——Yu Xin. He is handsome, naturally beautiful, knowledgeable and talented, but his flaw is his impotence.

It is said that it was caused by a strange disease in his childhood, and the elders in the mansion kept it from him.

It wasn't until the year of weak crown that he fell in love with a woman, expressed his thoughts to his father, and proposed marriage to the woman, that he had to tell him about his hidden illness.

Since then, Yu Xin's temperament has changed drastically, he is moody, surly and domineering, treacherous and changeable.Everyone in the mansion is afraid of him, and even the people in the city change their faces when they mention him, and they are all famously frightened.

Yu's mansion piled up gold and jade, prepared velvet antler, sheep penis... and other nourishing ingredients all year round, but it still didn't cure his unspeakable hidden disease.

Zuo Le's short story books fell into his hands unintentionally, and since he read his books, Yu Xin reshape a man's dignity, and reading the books can make him secretly vent his desire.

Yu Xin scoured all of Zuo Le's notebooks and read them all night long. He thought it was amazing, and wanted to meet this gentleman of manuscripts very much.

The Gate of Destiny Steins quietly connects them together.

On the Double Ninth Festival, Zuo Le went back to his hometown. His grandfather's teaching made him feel ashamed, so he decided to close his pen and never write a notebook again.

Came to Beiyun County City again, ran into Yu Xin by mistake, and indirectly learned that Zuo Le was the person who wrote the book.

Yu Xin was very excited, appreciating threats and lures, he won Zuo Le and sent him to be the champion.

In a rare corruption raid in the capital city, the emperor sent Zuo Le, the new top scholar, to investigate the matter.

The Minister of Rites was impeached and dismissed, and no one in Yu's family, except Yu Xin, was spared from being imprisoned.

After Zuo Le was promoted, he was an ungrateful person, and he personally sent Yu Xin to exile.

Many years later, Yu Xin fled to the enemy country and became the leader of the wealthy party. Because of love and hatred, he secretly captured Zuo Le and threw him into the sea to feed the sharks.

...

System: "So warm and healing! How does the host feel? Are you confident? Please tell me loudly!"

Xu Chen said lightly: "Impotence is not a disease, it's fatal to cure. Lao Tzu is really a miracle medicine, can Yu Xin be cured by writing a few novels?"

"Yes! Compliment me quickly, what a wonderful world I will take you into."

Xu Chen asked: "Are you stupid or not? How can you tell that you are warm? Still cured? Obviously Zuo Le has already fed the sharks!"

"Uh... it was originally a healing routine for you to see me, I love you, you don't love me, I love you, you love others, I'm jealous of loving others..." the system listed metaphors.

Xu Chen: "..."

It's obviously a dog blood drama!

Well, if you argue with a fool, you will be called a fool.

Zuo Le is currently living in the hut of the merchant Yang’s farmhouse.

Shopkeeper Yang is a helpful person, and he likes scholars the most in his life. He often provides accommodation for free.

Out of kindness, Zuo Le couldn't avoid eating and drinking, at least because of his conscience, he would give him some silver taels on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year. Said, may stay for a long time.

He picked up his clothes and put them on, combed his hair, carried the tub, and went out.

"Brother Zuo, do you wake up so early today?" A literati read a poem about Zhe Ye and asked him in the morning.

Xu Chen nodded.

The huts are connected to each other by an examiner from another province. This person is the examiner of Xiangyang City Jinke——Song Xue, who is five years older than Zuo Le.It is said that the second test has passed and won a jackpot.

It happened that Zuo Le failed the exam. Knowing that he couldn't talk about the exam at this time, he turned his head flexibly and came up with a different topic: "Hey, let me take you to relax today!"

Zuo Le: "???"

"There is a rumor in the city that there is a storybook of "The Rabbit Wants to Be". The Xiangyuan troupe is going to perform this part, tsk tsk... you don't know, the famous male actors are recruited, all the beauties of pink and white, take a look, ouch... I'm sorry It's alive and kicking." Song Xue said in a low voice, still clutching his chest after speaking.

"That must be wonderful?" Xu Chen asked softly.

Song Xue was intoxicated by it, and described it in a wild way: "It's not just wonderful, it is simply exquisite. If I were the protagonist, I would rather...I would rather die under the peony flower, and be a ghost. Brother Zuo, do you want to go and see it?"

Luring Zuo Le again, he pushed and said, "Brother Song, thank you for your kindness! I'm going to set up a writing stall while it's getting dark! Maybe..."

Song Xue confessed a few times: "I'm not in a hurry to make money for a while, and I can still make a lot of money in another day. Let's go... I invite you to have tea. There is a play to be performed in the morning, so you can put it in the afternoon, okay? Hurry up and wash up, I'll take it with you." you go."

In order not to appear too indifferent, Xu Chen agreed to go. He went into the room and took some copper plates from the drawer and put them in his pocket. Dozens of pieces of paper caught his attention.

Pick up a chapter and read it, and there is a story marked in Junxiu's font, "The Great General's Shrine Raises the Painter".

Xu Chen guessed that [-]% of the draft papers had not been sent out, and these were probably cash cows for exchanging real money.

He signed the name in the notebook, changed to a low-key pen name, patiently picked up one by one, rolled them up and put them in his cuffs.

In fact, Zuo Le was so disheartened during this time that he almost never left the door.He is also a casual acquaintance with Song Xue, and has not had much contact with him.

The original owner's trip this time was almost coaxed and tricked by Song Xuelian to take him to Xiangyuan to listen to an opera.

It's just listening to operas, but listening to the way to make money.

Most of the theatrical troupe are scholars who play with words and ink, and reading is boring, so come to listen to the fun to relieve boredom.

Song Xue pulled Zuo Le to the front, looked up, and saw a singer walking like a slender willow, singing with a full voice, and the lingering sound was lingering. Everyone who listened was happy physically and mentally... applauded and applauded.

Xu Chen wasn't very interested in listening to the opera, so he took small steps and walked out to the backstage of the troupe, standing on one side and looking around.

A woman with a rich face stood in the middle and gesticulated, telling the corner to get dressed quickly and go to the show.

This person must be the head of the stage, Xu Chen walked over, and said in a soft voice: "Leader, the students have written a few brochures, can you appreciate them?"

The head of the family looked over and glanced at Zuo Le from the beginning to the end. He was dressed simply, with coarse linen clothes, his hair tied up with bamboo branches, wrapped in a Confucian scarf, his skin was fair and clean, and his whole body exuded a sense of elegance.

Of course, the head teacher didn't think he was different. There were hundreds of scholars going back and forth in Xiangyuan all day long. I had never seen him like that.

"Follow me!" The head of the house led the way.

The two walked into a narrow dressing room, she sat down casually, and Zuo Le stood.

He took out some draft paper from his cuff and handed it to her.

The person in charge took it over, glanced at ten lines at a glance, saw the amazing text, and felt a wave of madness in his heart, shaking his calf, and said in a calm tone: "This story is just so-so, that's good, I'll buy these few for a tael of silver."

Before coming, Song Xue had introduced Xiangyuan clearly, the head of the theater troupe was Liu Cuiyu's husband-in-law, and she was just a decoration on the stage.

Why didn't he find her as a husband-in-law? Xu Chen simply thought that women were nice and talkative.

Zuo Lesizhi said leisurely: "Team Leader Liu, let's be less! If there is mutual reward for honesty, students will write a book for you in the future, and the number of visitors will definitely exceed that of the theater facing you, I promise."

"This... this... I'll tell everyone what you mean. I can't decide the theater troupe alone. Just wait a moment." She said in a tactful voice.

It's clear that he wants to take advantage of Zuo Le and use the strategy of slowing down the army to delay time.

Xu Chen calculated carefully and thought about it. If he didn't add more money, he would sell it elsewhere, and it wasn't him who lost the money.

I have a lot of talent, but I'm afraid I won't be able to sell it for a good price.

After a while, the female class leader actually took a bag of silver taels, handed it to Zuo Le, and politely praised him, he can do business for a long time in the future, and hoped that he could write more good articles.

Zuo Le had selfish intentions and begged her secretly, hoping that she would not disclose her information to anyone.

Leader Liu promised again and again, nodding in agreement!

Xu Chen took the money bag and walked out leisurely, thinking they had a conscience, otherwise they really didn't want to sell it to them.

The other few articles in my pocket gave some money and transferred it to the Book Society Bureau to help them promote the publicity.As for the rest, that's it.

Xu Chen has no great ambitions, he just wants to live a happy life.

The author has something to say: Hey, I don’t know why I thought about this plot, but one night, when I thought about it, it’s settled, let Lao Gong eat and hold back!Absolutely sweet!

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

Xu Chen entrusted the manuscript to the Publishing House for processing, and walked leisurely down the street alone.

There are a variety of commodities for eating, eating and playing on the street, and the sound of shouting and selling is continuous.

As Xu Chen walked along, there were always small vendors calling him, and one of the stall owners called him up: "This young man was born with a good-looking talent, come and try our wontons, the meat is thick, the skin is thin, the skin is delicious and juicy..."

The little stall owner recognizes this student, and every time he goes to his stall, he lingers and refuses to come to eat, probably because he can't afford it.In order to attract customers, and every time he would yell.

Xu Chen rubbed his stomach, the smell was tangy, he was really hungry, touched the silver in his pocket, and shouted: "How much is a bowl?"

The stall owner stretched out three fingers and said, "It's not expensive, it's three copper coins!"

I think that scholars are poor and fastidious, and the boss is honest and considerate, and the six-liter wonton is said to be three-liter.

"Let's have a bowl!" After Xu Chen finished speaking, he came to the square table and sat down. "Add another poached egg and a piece of stewed pork, let's do this first!"

The stall owner was cooking wontons. He thought he heard it wrong. People should not be judged by appearances. It turned out that he was a scholar pretending to be poor. How shameless!

Afterwards, he regretted it too much, his face changed a little, and he raised the price calmly and said, "Young master, for a small business, there is no stewed meat, poached eggs can be fried, and it costs six coins a piece. Look, young master, do you need it?"

"Huh? Eggs are twice as expensive as wontons?" Xu Chen asked in confusion.

The stall owner said with sweaty palms: "Of course, if you want, I will fry it."

Xu Chen thought without thinking: "Good things come in pairs!"

The stall owner said with a smile, "Okay, please wait a moment, my lord."

Then happily go to eat.

Xu Chen was bored in every possible way and looked elsewhere. At this time, a young man dressed in exquisite silk and satin, who looked like a wealthy nobleman, walked across from him.

Xu Chen blinked and blinked his eyes, as if he had been struck by lightning suddenly, he stood upright, longing for the person with his predecessor's good looks to approach him step by step.

Surprise and astonishment appeared alternately on Xu Chen's face.

Xu Chen called the system: "69, what's going on, Yu Xin suddenly appeared."

"Ding... host, if you show up, he will show up, why not think about it?"

Xu Chen: "Damn it, didn't he show up after finishing Zuo Le's novel?"

The system mischievously said: "Meeting is worse than meeting by chance... Your fate with him is destined! You can be your own host!"

"Fuck off, god damn it is destined."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xin swaggered to the wonton booth and sat down.

Business is booming today, besides Yu Xin and Zuo Le, there are other guests.The stall owner's face was full of joy, wagging his tail like a pug dog. After asking the customers what they had for dinner, he went back to work.

Xu Chen muttered silently: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

Yu Xin raised his sinister eyes and glanced at the others, and smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, which was very charming.

In the blink of an eye, his chrysanthemum tightened, avoiding his sight.

After a while, the stall owner brought over warm wontons. Xu Chen was secretly happy, so he ate it quickly, and then left as soon as he finished eating. The delicious food was like chewing wax in his mouth.

"Oh, I'm going! It's scalding!" Xu Chen stuffed a mouthful, and he yelled when it was so hot that he spit it out in time.

"Hoo hoo..." He stuck out his tongue and fanned the fan with his palm to remove the heat.

He said angrily, "Brother, do you want to burn me to death?"

"Ah, it's just out of the pot, young master, are you all right!" Tan was sweating profusely.

"My tongue is blistered, take a look..." Xu Chen stuck out his tongue and motioned for him to see it.

The edges of the pink and tender tongue were jagged, showing a row of blisters, which even Yu Xin at the next table could see clearly.

"I'm sorry son, you said you too, just got out of the pot, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

The stall owner secretly thought that it was not good, the business of pretending to be a scholar could not be done, and he would probably lose money again.

"Are you still blaming me?" Xu Chen spoke with his tongue out, unable to articulate.

"Go, bring a bowl of cold water." Yu Xin stood up and ordered, looking at Xu Chen's tongue, "It looks like it's not seriously hurt."

"Okay, come right away, come right away." The stall owner ran away in a hurry, and then took a bowl of Liang Kai Bai and put it in front of them.

Xu Chen: "???"

He thought for a while, what did Yu Xin want to do?Hanging out his tongue, he was stunned by every move of the man around him.

What do you want to do?

Yuxin dipped a lot of water on his index finger and middle finger, and flicked it on Zuo Le's tongue, "Huh?" A feeling of comfort and chills made Xu Chen think of his identity, "Thank you, young master, I... I'll do it myself... "

"Wait, you are clumsy! It's better not to come here."

"???"

Xu Chen couldn't figure it out, Yu Xin was surly, besides his irascible personality, he was actually a meddler, why pretend to be a good person now?

Why Mao didn't follow the routine...I made my legs weak...

The cold water dripped on the tip of the tongue, but it didn't seem to have any effect, the redness and swelling were still there, Yu Xin pondered for a second, and put his finger on the base of the tongue, Xu Chen was almost nauseous.

Subconsciously, he crazily sucked on his slender and well-defined long fingers.

"Ouch... that's enough, enough..."

 … ﹏. …

Don't hurt me, don't bother me anymore.

Xu Chen muttered, what are you doing, young master? Do you know that my shocking behavior has seriously affected me.

It's mind-boggling...

There were sparkling tears in Xu Chen's eyes, he stood up, took out a few pieces of silver, refused to eat the wonton, and ran away quickly.

"Hey...Guest officer? Haven't paid yet?" The stall owner thought he didn't bother to ask.

Yu Xin reminded: "Here!"

However, his stubborn gaze followed Zuo Le's figure for a longer and longer time...

The stall owner took the money, and said complacently: "Oh, the young master gave too much, you see he is poor and white, I didn't expect to have a little money."

"Who is he?" Yu Xin murmured.

The store boy thought he was interested, so he was willing to help others and told Yu Xin: "He? He has an accent, like someone from Nanliu. I don't know if there are any high school talents in this test. Every time the young master comes to me, he just stands there. with..."

"... "

Yu Xin threw a silver coin and left quietly.

"Guest officer? Don't you want your plain noodles? Hey, what's the matter, everyone doesn't eat it, so give me money for nothing."

The stall owner brother picked up the silver, but it was a pity that the noodles were poured, so he ate it after a few chops.

Zuo Le almost ran away, he thought carefully, why did he hide, maybe Yu Xin didn't recognize him, so what if he knew him, he pretended to be affectionate, but attracted his attention instead.

His tongue hurt a little, Xu Chen licked it and it hurt even more, so he decided to go see the doctor.

There are all kinds of signs in the streets and alleys of Beiyun County. Xu Chen searched for medicine shops, and finally smelled the smell of herbs at the third-to-last shop on the street.

A few words "Guangrentang" are engraved on the wooden archway. As the name suggests, this is a medicine shop.

Xu Chen stepped over the threshold and walked in. There was no one in the pharmacy, so he opened the curtain and walked in, asking, "Is anyone there?"

"Who is it?" asked the honest voice inside.

"Doctor, my tongue is blistered, let's take a look." Xu Chen walked in while talking.

Someone was asking a doctor inside, and Xu Chen called out, "Sorry, sorry...I'm sorry to bother you, I'll wait outside."

"No, it's your turn." The old doctor said.

When Xu Chen came in, he felt that the clothes in front of him looked familiar, and he stopped when he saw the man's face.

"... "

It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia, and you can meet Young Master Yu everywhere.

Yu Xin's expression was indifferent, and he didn't even look at Zuo Le.

Regardless of the presence of others, the doctor often asked, "Master Yu, have you finished the herbs prescribed last time?"

Yu Xin replied sternly: "Too bad to drink! Not at all!"

"Hey, you have to drink the medicine prescribed by the old man often. Eight times out of ten times will not be effective. You need to take at least three courses of treatment."

"After three courses of treatment, is the effect obvious? How many years has it been!" Yu Xin showed a slightly ugly face.

The doctor was ambiguous: "Generally, maybe..."

"Let's forget about things you're not sure about!" Yu Xin refused in a voice as cold as autumn wind.

The doctor insisted on persuading: "Master Yu's good medicine tastes bad, how can you get better if you don't finish it?"

I don't know which nerve stepped on the young master's tail. He has a violent temper and a fierce temper, and he flew into a rage: "Eat, eat, why don't you eat, I let you eat..."

He opened the medicine cabinet, spilled it all over the floor, picked up the feather duster on the cabinet, and hit the doctor.

All of a sudden, the wails from the pharmacy kept coming...

Zuo Le ran away in fright, tried to reduce his sense of existence, and stood in a corner trembling loudly.

Yu Xin finished venting, threw away his things, and said sternly: "I have no skills, stop fooling people, and I will take a detour when I see you in the future. This little money, I will reward you!"

"Thank you! I'm sure!" the doctor said in a low voice.

Yu Xin patted the dust on his body, then walked out, passing by a little mouse that was avoiding, stopped on purpose, glanced at it slightly from the corner of his eye, and then strode out.

After the person left, Xu Chen's face turned blue and white, his eyebrows were twisted into a rope, he wiped his sweat, his tongue was stuck, and he couldn't speak.

After thinking about it for a while, the pain caused by Yu Xin's physical defects, probably... only a man can understand, and suddenly he sympathizes with him.

As in ancient times and modern times, who doesn't want a happy life, lacks some fun, and is always inferior to others.

Afterwards, the old man was cleaning up the mess on the ground, Zuo Le moved over to help pick it up.

"Master Yu, he..." Zuo Le didn't know where to ask.

"Hey! He thinks the medicine is bitter. How can there be medicine that is not bitter, or everyone will be as strong as an ox." The doctor shook his head and said.

Zuo Le seemed to understand but half understood: "Master Yu is alive and well now."

"Little brother, look at the medicinal materials here are all mixed together, so I can't prescribe you a prescription, so go and look elsewhere!" The doctor let out a long breath.

Zuo Le smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if Xiaosheng has this problem, I'll help you first."

When the old man met him for the first time, he felt kind and gentle, and talked with a smile on his face.

"Master Shangshu, I only asked the old man to recuperate his dog's body a year ago. As far as I know, Young Master Yu often vomits while taking medicine, which is really hard for him. He had a bright future, but his own problems delayed him. , made him lose confidence. The old man doesn’t blame him for knocking down my pharmacy, he only blames himself for not being good at medical skills and failing Master Yu’s trust.”

Zuo Le spoke very slowly: "There are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have misfortunes and blessings overnight. The willows are dark and the flowers are bright."

"hope so!"

...

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

Zuo Le went back to the thatched cottage, and was reprimanded by Song Xue for leaving without saying goodbye.

It has always been said that he is too withdrawn, everyone will take scientific examinations, if he can't do it once, he will come again in a few years.

How many years?People are in their seventies and eighties, and they forget everything completely. The imperial examination system is really harmful.

For example, Zuo Le was still studying and practicing hard in his sixtieth year...Xu Chen really couldn't imagine that all his youth was devoted to studying, how hard life must be?

To apologize for leaving in a hurry, Xu Chen decided to invite Song Xue to the restaurant.

The night is dim, the moon and stars are scarce, and there are many shops on both sides of the street, including restaurants, teahouses, brothels, etc.The pale and white moonlight is sprinkled on the blue bricks and black tiles and the abrupt corners of the attic.

It adds a bit of magnificence and vitality to the bustling Beiyun County night scene under your feet.

The most famous restaurant in this county is "Yunyuju".

The inside was full of guests, and when Song Xue came in, he couldn't help but look up and praise the luxury of the restaurant.

Xu Chen led him to find a seat and sat down.

Song Xue was quite surprised, thinking that everyone is a hard-working scholar, Zuo Le is poor, where can he get money to eat and drink, and asked: "Brother Zuo, you probably picked up some ill-gotten money on the street, right?"

Xu Chen's face was as usual, and he said: "It's nothing, do you want to drink, I'll ask Xiao Er to get it! Brother Song, wait."

"Of course, of course, good food and wine are one of the great pleasures in life." Song Xue nodded.

Xu Chen walked to the counter, spoke to the shopkeeper, and looked up at the four big characters "Ri Jin Dou Jin".The font was wild, Xu Chen took a few more glances, but didn't see anyone passing by the door, the woman bumped into Xu Chen's arms all at once.

Xu Chen was confused, feeling the warm residual heat in his arms, he pushed the woman away.

"Ouch..." The girl fell limply to the ground.

Xu Chen felt resentful in his heart, he came to touch porcelain before he had eaten, it was the kind of throwing himself into his arms.

"Is the girl okay? What do I think it is?" Xu Chen's round voice was just right, "I'm sorry, Xiaosheng is so polite."

"Do you think there is something wrong? My arm hurts, my leg hurts...and..." the girl said in a difficult voice.

"?"

Xu Chen lowered his head, his hands were hanging by his sides, one of his right hands was close to his thigh, his index finger and middle finger pinched the flesh of his leg, twisted it violently, and then he fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

The girl's voice of accusation stopped abruptly...it was as dumb as a wooden stake.

"Young master? Are you alright?" Yingying asked in a pleasant voice.

Xu Chen was not surprised and said: "It's nothing serious. I have an old problem? My leg has been sick for many years, and I get sick three hundred days out of 360."

"What's wrong?" The foolish girl looked confused.

Xu Chen said awkwardly: "Old cold legs, when hit by a heavy object, they will turn red, and even fall."

"You lie to me. Old cold legs are called rheumatism for short. It has nothing to do with a bump." The girl is shrewd, but she doesn't believe it.

Xu Chen pulled up his trousers and extended them to his thighs, "Whoever says it's not, it has nothing to do with you bumping into it. If you don't believe me, look."

"Oh, you prodigal son, you actually took advantage of this lady, brother...sister-in-law! Come quickly, I caught a bad guy, and you have to make the decision for me." The big girl with yellow flowers blushed, ran out, and called Another distinguished guest who lived in Yunyu Residence.

She came in holding a woman's hand, pointed at Zuo Le and complained: "Brother, sister-in-law, that's him, he bumped into me, but beat me upside down. Are you saying you're irritating or not..."

Xu Chen kept his head down, muttering despondent words, today is bad, Pengci came and went, he couldn't speak clearly with ten mouths, let alone a big meal in his pocket, he would have no money to eat northwest wind.

The man indulged and said: "Since this man doesn't understand the rules, cut off one of his hands."

Xu Chen: "???"

Who do you think you are, just cut it off?

Xu Chen raised his head and stared at them, his height was limited, and only the gorgeous and bright Suzhou satin was in his sight.

The young man with a handsome face squatted halfway, and lifted Zuo Le's chin with his index finger, and said in a cold voice, "Didn't this young master tell you to see me and take a detour... Why are you so disobedient? Who is it wrong to hit? "

Zuo Le was still stubborn, and said in a shy voice: "It's not your master Yu's who opened all the roads!"

He smiled strangely and said, "Since you recognize me, I must return the favor, right? You said that this dirty and eye-catching thigh should be chopped up and fed to dogs or fed to wolves!"

"Brother, feed our little jackal dog Xiaoba..." the girl added insult to injury.

Yu Xin's fingers were narrow and slender, one by one, two to five, attached to Zuo Le's thigh one by one, seemingly inadvertently, but actually ready to go.

Swipe across gently, rubbing to generate heat.

A lot of onlookers gathered around Yunyuju, and everyone was buzzing.

"Who is not afraid of offending Young Master Yu..."

"This scholar looks so weak. He's out of reach. How could he offend Ms. Yu? Doesn't he know how to hide? The brothers and sisters of the Yu family are notoriously tricky..."

"Young Master Yu has eccentricities. I think he's probably attracted to his legs. Look at this literati, the half of his body under the skirt is more charming than a woman's..."

"The scholar suffered this humiliation, I guess he wanted to die..."

...

Zuo Le blushed, her clean legs almost trembled, and all the meridians and acupoints felt his caress sensitively.

Zizz... mama...

It's still itchy!

Hearing the indecent remarks in the crowd, Zuo Le patted his hand, flicked it, and said in aggrieved tone: "Feed the shark! Master Yu! This kind of small method is not enough to dispel your anger, Xiaosheng has better ones." Idea, just feed the young master and you have it."

As if listening to a low-intelligence joke, Zuo Le is like a naughty child.

Yu Xin leaned forward and backward with joy, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

The girl pouted and said: "Sister-in-law, look at him, he speaks out of words... What's so funny about this, I really don't understand bro."

Close to the side, the beautiful woman with a shameful appearance, with a small face frowned, her lips fluttering: "Young Master Yu, why bother to dance with a knife and a gun with a scholar, he is just out of fright, so he speaks rudely. Your lord There are a lot, why bother with him."

Zuo Le raised his head, and when he saw the slim woman, he felt good. Everyone laughed at him, only the beautiful woman was gentle and virtuous, not aggressive.

Yu Xin naturally found that the bookworm's bright eyes were entangled with other women, and leaned down, touching Zuo Le's ear, with a bright and clean voice, but with an indescribable charm, he muttered for a long time.

As soon as the words fell, Yu Xin stood up with a flick of his sleeves, took the two beauties away, and walked towards the elegant box.

Everyone was left behind with a ignorant look of complete disappointment.It was the first time I saw the domineering Young Master Yu in the county, and he easily gave up slandering innocent people.

Could it be that his conscience is acting like a monster, knowing that people should get along with each other in a friendly way?

Wrong×…

Big mistake×…

Zuo Le sat on the ground softly, and the honest words of Master Yu Lianxin from the grassroots people kept ringing in his ears.

"Zuo Le? You are so caring...Since this is the case, how can I live up to this young master. The distance between the legs is more than ten inches, and this young master is very upset. Next time I don't hide away, I will ask the servants to chop it up." , Feed this young master to nourish your body, eat whatever you want, maybe that’s enough, right?”

The melody of Young Master Yu's sexy voice made Xu Chen's heart sink uncontrollably, and he said, "It's your sister."

If you don't lift it yourself, you will toss the young master, and you will regret it someday.

The door was a little colder, and there were fewer people coming and going. The shopkeeper called Zuo Le up, and he was sitting sideways. The scholar must have been frightened. Tough, dare to engage in verbal disputes with the powerful, the shopkeeper recognizes it in his heart, and respects him in awe.

How could Xu Chen be afraid of such a man of the upper class, his legs just became numb after sitting for a long time.

Song Xue hid in a corner and watched, seeing people walking away for a long time and arriving late, "Oh! Brother Zuo, why are you paralyzed on the ground, someone Song admires you, dare to challenge Master Yu..."

Xu Chen was too lazy to listen to the sycophant, and stretched out his hand: "Help me up, my legs are numb!"

"He didn't do anything to you!" Song Xue was surprised.

"They're all men, how can they treat me, hundreds of pairs of eyes are watching, even if Young Master Yu wants to do something, does he think he has that ability?" Xu Chen made a strange tone.

"What ability, he's a man and he doesn't have any skills... Don't talk big." Song Xue couldn't laugh or cry.

Xu Chen rolled his eyes, not wanting to discuss with him topics that affect his IQ.

"Go, let's eat a big meal!"

Song Xue helped him to sit down, and the food was served in a short time. It is probably because of too much hard work. Every day, the rice porridge and steamed buns.

"It's delicious! This cured duck leg is really fragrant! It's tender and fragrant!" He didn't forget to praise the dishes.

Zuo Le was touched a few times by the stinky man, and his appetite became poor, so he picked up some white buns and Huiren rice porridge to eat.

Song Xue took a sip of his wine and said, "The daughter of the Yu family is really lively, eloquent, playful and cute."

"Brother Song is interested?" Xu Chen asked.

"I'm from a poor family like me, she doesn't like it." He shook his head with a look of inferiority.

Xu Chen encouraged and said: "What is there to look down on? Waiting for Brother Song's high school champion, ten big sedan chairs from the imperial court to take him back to his hometown, shouting and embracing, he is the one in the Yu family who can't afford it."

"Haha, Brother Zuo has vision, I offer you a toast."

Song Xue passed the wine, and Xu Chen drank it with a toast.

Chuntian's feeling was so good that he drank a few sips.

It seemed that there was one more person in front of him, so Xu Chen yelled, "Brother Song, why did you become Monkey Sun, there is one more person?"

"Haha... Brother Zuo, you're drunk!" Song Xue laughed out loud.

Xu Chen was dizzy and said: "I'm not drunk, and the stupid Yu Xin dared to bite my second brother, just relying on him, it's really... shameless!"

"Haha, did he fall in love with you? It is said that Young Master Yu eats both men and women, so you should be careful. I saw him eat it just now. It was so scary. He almost wanted to eat you as a dessert." Song Song Desire to learn Gai Mizhang said, "Don't get angry, he's mean-spirited, treat our Jingjing student like a dog, you'd better shake your head and tail in front of him, and be quiet!"

Xu Chen groaned softly: "Cut, be a little student afraid of him, if he takes off his pants, see if I will bite him, don't think that if he has those two taels of meat, he will develop insignificantly and do whatever he wants. Who is afraid, who is not sure? "

Song Xue changed the subject: "Brother Zuo, don't talk in plain language, wait until you cry. This shredded dried radish is delicious, fragrant and crispy!"

"Hmph! I'll wait!"

The author has something to say: The young master is so coquettish, I like it

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

The next day.

Xu Chen woke up and his head was about to explode.

He decided not to drink anymore. He vaguely remembered yesterday that the two fools were drunk, reciting poems and having fun on the street, attracting countless girls to watch, applaud...even make fun of them!

At that time, two people were getting drunk by the moat, and a famous Huajie Liushi was located on the left side of the moat.

Singing and dancing inside the building, chasing and having fun...Xu Chen always remembered that pair of mocking eyes, sweeping at him from beginning to end.

In the city of Beiyun County, the fireworks place where the rich and the rich gather, is a place that these impoverished students cannot enter.

In the attic in the clouds, among a group of beauties with outstanding talents, there sat lazily a dignitary and nobleman who seemed to have nothing to do with the world but was in love with the day and night——Yu Xin, Xu Chen knew that since the moment he appeared, he had been watching he.

How could he actually become the laughing stock in the eyes of the Kinmen embroidered household and the well-dressed He Yibai...

Is it Song Xue's poetry singing?Or is Zuo Le pretending to be crazy...?

Thinking about it afterwards, Xu Chen was still unconvinced. I was worried about your stink of impotence, but he was drunk and singing in Yanliu Lane.

hateful,

exasperating.

Xu Chen had no choice, no matter how the lice jumped around, they couldn't escape the sky above his head.

wrong!

Xu Chen thought for a long time, and always felt that something was wrong.

In the inn, I ran into Young Master Yu by chance, but there was more than one person, there was his sister, and a sister-in-law?

sister in law?

whose woman?

Yu Xin's Bai Yueguang, this woman is said to have appeared when Yu Xin didn't find any flaws, and now she has arrived ahead of schedule.

Have they settled on their marriage?

Eighty percent because of his intervention, the plot was completely disrupted again.

The prosperous and prosperous Beiyun County is only that big. If you go to Beijun County, people in South Street will know it.Whenever he appeared, Young Master Yu just happened to meet him, and would linger on him like a soul.

Xu Chen decided to stay at home without leaving the gate.I can sleep for days and nights with peace of mind, how can I care about these things behind me.

Except for going out to deliver manuscripts to Xiangyuan and the Publishing House, Xu Chen almost stayed at home except for eating and drinking.

He prayed that Yu Xin would see his elixir script sooner, get out of singles as soon as possible, marry his first wife and go home, and live a happy life of music and harmony.

About half a month has passed.

One day, Zuo Le was sleeping with his head covered... the lover in his dream was liberating him!

Scattered broken doors were knocked on.

"Brother Zuo, are you in the house?"

An imminent sound forced Xu Chen to get up from the bed, and slowly walked to the door like a zombie.

He opened it casually: "Brother Song, what's the matter."

The dazzling sunlight outside the room shone on Xu Chen's face that was close to white powder, and he narrowed his eyes suddenly.

Song Xue stood in front of him, blocking for him