Harmony Little Expert
1 Zhang Mou, people run fast and disappear in the blink of an eye.
Breaking in, why can't break in.
The whole hall is protected by a Eight Diagrams and Five Elements Array.But facing the monsters with blue faces and fangs, the immortals in the temple showed their timidity, fearing that these goblins would break the formation and come out to bite them.
On the southeast side of the corner of the hall, Bai Ze, headed by the beast, appeared in the sight of the crowd. His thin and pursed lips were waiting all the time, and his patience disappeared little by little.
Thin lips parted slightly: "Hand over Lingquan-jun! I can let you wait for a way out."
"Impossible, heinous bastard, don't think about it." A fairy said.
The rest of the people share the same hatred, and you all say what you say.
"In that case, I'll burn the Jingle Temple to see what you can do." Bai Ze smiled evilly, and cast his bewitching eyes at them.
"Bai Ze, I advise you to stop, my master will not forgive you lightly." Among the disciples, the eldest disciple Ruan Jin spoke as a representative.
Bai Ze used his whisk, and his white and flawless feathers became longer and thicker. When they penetrated into the gossip formation, the hairs came alive. He quickly asked for Ruan Jin's head, "What are you, worthy of negotiating with me?"
"Cough...cough...you...why do you have Master's magic weapon? Where did you steal it from?" Ruan Jin's face turned into a liver-colored one, he said out of breath.
"Heh! You don't know, this magic weapon is a token of love from your master to this deity. He said that he will practice double cultivation with this deity."
Ruan Jin cursed bitterly: "You're talking nonsense, you're a monster, how could Master promise you verbally at will, I don't believe it."
"Believe it or not, this is the deity's private matter. Why did I tell you? How old are you? Just use this whisk to end your dog's life. How about it?"
Just as he finished speaking, Bai Ze tightened his whisk, Ruan Jin grabbed it with his hands to prevent it from strangling his neck, and said with difficulty: "I die for Master, I am willing, and you will never know where Master is, haha..."
Before he was about to die, he tried to speak quickly, but Bai Ze refused to let him go, so he put away the whisk, and Ruan Jin got fresh air in his lungs, and he breathed in and out with great gulps.
"Good morning, where is Mr. Lingquan?" Bai Ze asked scrupulously.
"As an enemy, what qualifications do you have to find Master?" Ruan Jin snorted softly.
"It seems that you still don't drink fine wine." Bai Ze moved in an instant, came to Ruan Jin's side, and dragged him away when he mentioned him. After the illusion, he went to an unknown mountain forest.
This person cannot be taken advantage of in vain.
Killing him with one knife made it appear that the majestic devil king was too petty.
He hung Ruan Jin up on the top of a tree, frightened him with his ghostly voice, and tortured him mentally.
Ruan Jin's ears were suffering, his body and mind were exhausted, and he had a strong mentality of thinking about everything.
"Do you want to tell me? Tell me the truth." Bai Ze asked him for the last time.
Ruan Jin couldn't take it anymore, and begged for mercy: "Say, let me tell you, a month ago, the master entrusted me with a dream, saying that he had gone through calamities in the mortal world and could not return to the Jingle Palace for the time being. He told me to practice hard and take care of him." Brothers and sisters from the same sect."
"Calamity?" Bai Ze's expectant eyes suddenly darkened, "Do you know where it is?"
"This... Master didn't prompt."
"I don't think you know, you are so stupid, I will forgive you today for the sake of telling the truth, there are large monsters haunting here, please take care of yourself..."
An ethereal voice spread throughout the deep forest, and Bai Ze left him and left.
On that day, when Lingquan Jun was flying to the immortals.
After Bai Ze left Jinghunxu, he found a good place with outstanding people. It took only three months to practice, and he recovered his mana.
He asked Tang Guanggong's contacts, found out about Ling Quanjun, and fell into the family of five generations of dignitaries and dignitaries.
In the most prosperous Qiancheng in the world, the master of Ling's mansion came to have a son, and the youngest son was Ling Quan, and all ordinary people came to congratulate him.
When he was young, he was stunted. He didn't start walking until he was three years old. So far, he has not been able to speak for [-] years.Ever since, everyone knew that the Ling family, although rich and powerful, gave birth to a little mute.
Ling Quan has been humiliated and stared at since he was a child, so it's okay for others not to know, and his own father doesn't know the reason, and beats and scolds Ling Quan from time to time, using him as a punching bag.
If this way of living was replaced by Bai Ze, he would have to kill his father, who is this old man with a heart of stone.
After hearing the content of the subpoena, Bai Ze was depressed for a while, and couldn't bear to know who it was for.
He changed his body, changed his outfit, and went to Qiancheng. It was time to meet this old friend who hadn't seen him for a long time.
It was [-] o'clock in the evening, and a thin young man was standing on the bustling street. He raised his head and looked at the bright moon in the bright starry sky.
Bai Ze stood beside him silently, looking at him carefully. He hadn't seen him for hundreds of years. This man was wearing coarse linen and a jade carving around his waist. He looked like some kind of cute lion. I don't know if it was a coincidence.
Bai Ze couldn't help but look at his side face a few more times, the thick and long eyelashes softened the original rigid and delicate outline.There seemed to be many deep thoughts hidden between the slightly frowned brows, but they were locked together with the center of the brows.
Those extremely sexy lips were tightly closed while his face was refreshed.
"Is the moon beautiful?" Bai Ze interrupted boldly.
"... "
Ling Quanjun turned to look at him, startled, making his eyes widen.
Shui Lingling's eyes were full of disbelief.
"This little brother, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Bai Ze stretched out a hand.
Ling Quan looked at his hand, but did not move.
"Can't you understand?"
Ling Quan nodded.
"Since you understand, why didn't you shake hands with me?" Bai Ze was anxious.
"..." Ling Quan waved his hand, pointing to the end of the road.
"You want to go home, do you still recognize me?" Bai Ze asked lightly.
Ling Quan shook his head and took the first step.
Bai Ze hurriedly grabbed him, "Is it okay if you don't go home? I'll take you to a place."
"..." The mute shook his head violently, his eyes filled with fear.
"I'm a god, and I'm here to save you. The worst evils in the world are nothing more than this, so you probably don't want to stay in the Ling Mansion either." Bai Ze spoke boldly, and immediately made the decision for Ling Quan, "Would you like to come with me?"
"..." He still shook his head, broke free from Bai Ze's hand, and ran towards the entrance of the alley. Halfway through the run, he still looked back for fear that he would catch up.
Bai Ze stood quietly on the spot, watching Ling Quan Jun leave his sight, he became a silent mute, why was he in such a bad mood, and wished to pry open his mouth to say a few words.
Ling Quanjun's calamity is really bad luck.
He thought that if he escaped, the deity would not be able to catch up, which is really ridiculous.
☆, cute pets become pillow people
Mr. Lingquan returned home, but before he entered the courtyard, the servants in the mansion said harsh words: "This dead boy, dumb dumb, where did you go to play wild again? What time is it? If you don't come back, I will be scolded by the steward again." , What a fucking bad luck."
Cursing, locked the door.
Ling Quan stood by the door and window, and couldn't get in. It was like this in the past. Even if he came back early, the yard would be locked. What difference does it make if he returns early or late.
His clear eyes looked at the dog hole at the foot of the wall, without exception, alas!Today I'm going to climb the dog hole and enter the door again.
Ling Quan pushed back the hem of his skirt, and was about to bow his head, but he hadn't crawled yet.The night was high and the wind was dark. Once upon a time, there was a figure beside him, sneaking around.He jumped so frightened that he wanted to go through the dog hole.
The man grabbed him and put his arms around his waist. Ling Quan was forced to look at him, his body stiffened and struggled a few times.
"Pretending to be a dog hole? Mr. Lingquan...you're out of style!" The tall man's frivolous voice came over.
"Woo..." He can't speak, monosyllabic symbols, expressing his dissatisfaction, what are you trying to do with him, he wants to go home, it's late, and he will be scolded by his father again.
"I can make a change, take you in, and call Mr. Bai Ze to come and listen..."
"???" Ling Quan pointed to his mouth and shook his head.
"Don't call me? Then don't go back." Bai Ze said with a smirk, "We just happened to go to the inn for the night."
"I can't, I can't..." Ling Quan said silently.This body was too thin, and the more he struggled to free himself, the more he couldn't use his strength.His eyes were moist, and he was about to cry.
Bai Ze's pupils showed a youthful young man who was about to cry so pitifully. I felt pity for him, and he suddenly laughed: "This image of a good family woman almost confused me, you, you, you, you!" , Mr. Lingquan, since you are human, I have to do something normal to be worthy of you."
Before the words were finished, a kiss fell on the corner of Ling Quan's mouth like a dragonfly, and his curved eyes were wide open, with an expression of disbelief.
"You..." You stayed silent for a long time, and wiped your mouth vigorously with the back of your hand.
"Tsk tsk... I even despise it, it really makes people think about it." Bai Ze laughed again and again.
As a mediocre Mr. Lingquan, why does the more he teases him, the happier he becomes.
This was probably the first time in the Demon King's life that he smiled with a pleasant face. In the long run, he would kill innocent people and deprive others of their meridians to cultivate immortality.After finally being able to give revenge to his sworn enemy, Bai Ze certainly would not let go and miss the opportunity to pay back what he owed.
"You said that when you were a fairy, you yelled at me to sleep, why are you so shy now, how boring is that?"
"You said back then that when I grow up, now that I'm grown up, what should I do if I want to eat it?" Bai Zeli recalled.
"No, no... I have rough skin and thick flesh, so it doesn't taste good..." Ling Quan shook his head like a rattle. Do you know what kind of villain this is, who cannibalize and break the law?
"Hey, are you impatient? Wait until you get fatter. I don't like to eat skinny people." The misty eyes, with an elusive clearness, become more and more lovely, white Ze is willing to degenerate and falls into it.
The ignorant and ignorant young man had an innocent expression on his face. He hadn't even left Qiancheng, so why would he kill others for no reason.
Bai Ze knew that he had lost consciousness, and Xinyue couldn't help teasing him, "I haven't seen you in decades, do you miss me?"
"I don't want to..." If Ling Quan could speak, he would definitely refute loudly.
Knowing that he didn't express anything, Bai Ze muttered to himself, "I haven't seen you for a month, but I miss you so much. I don't believe you when I tell you...I'm actually interested in you who are dumb."
Ling Quan was confused, and came to a conclusion in his heart: "This person is really a beast..."
"Since there is no choice, let's go, I will take you to a good hotel." Bai Ze said decisively.
"No...I won't go...I don't want to be eaten, my father called me home for dinner." These words were buried between Ling Quan's lips and teeth.He was picked up by Bai Ze's waist and flew a hundred meters away.
Bai Ze took him to an inn, what name it was, Ling Quan didn't look at it.
He has been cowering, walking with his head down.
The inn was full of people, almost full.Xiao Er was busy, ordering tea for the guests, walking in a hurry and non-stop.
Bai Ze stood in the center, found a remote corner, grabbed Ling Quan's hand and led him there.He ignored Ling Quan's negative mentality of shaking his head.
Bai Ze took the lead to sit down, and called the stupid man, "What are you doing, look unwilling, sit down."
Ling Quan looked down at the straw sandals he was wearing, but refused to look up.Bai Ze looked over his head and looked down, "Count your toes? Little feet are quite white!"
He rubbed the two adjacent toes on his feet, feeling very cold.
It's warm and cold, the Ling family has no money to buy shoes or something, the rich and powerful family is reluctant to buy even a pair of shoes for their son.
Bai Ze took out a dust whisk from his cuff, put the white feathers on Ling Quan's exposed toes, or on the straw sandals, swept it back and forth, and then circled.
A numb itching, an unbearable itching, forced Ling Quan to look at him with blurred eyes, his face flushed.
This stranger for no reason was really good-looking, with a handsome appearance, dark brows and peach blossom eyes, and a beauty spot in the lower left corner. He was wearing a snow-white fur light that stretched to the floor, unlike his sloppy clothes.
"Finally willing to look at the deity? Why are you wearing these shoes?" Bai Ze asked with concern, "Sit down first, you are standing, others will think that the deity is bullying you."
Ling Quan hesitated, he moved his feet slowly, and sat down beside Bai Ze.
At this time, Xiao Er came over, brought a pot of tea, poured tea for them, and asked with a smile: "Guest officer, what do you want?"
Bai Ze raised his eyes and said, "Let's order some signature dishes, serve a pot of rice, and then some wine. By the way, find me a pen and paper. Serve the pen and paper first."
He threw a piece of silver, and the waiter took the money, like smearing honey, ordered the shopkeeper, and ran to the street.
After a cup of tea, Xiao Er came back and put a pen and paper on the table.After Bai Ze picked it up, he handed it to Ling Quan.
"Can you write? Answer my question just now, why are you dressed so poorly?"
Ling Quan wrung his fingers, looking terrified, and nodded under Bai Ze's flickering eyes. He picked up the pen, dipped it in ink, and wrote what he wanted to say.
"You and I have never met each other, why did you take me lightly and hijack me, it's late to go back, my father should be worried. 』
And raised his mouth, indicating to the opposite person to see, Ling Quan's character is Junxiu, as charming and likable as others, after Bai Ze finished reading, his mouth raised a perfect arc, "It's a long story, I I don't need to tell you. You don't need to answer the question, because I want to be good! Otherwise, your little face won't be so pretty. "
Bai Ze pressed Ling Quan's red lips with his index finger, the meaning was so obvious that any fool could understand it, but it's a pity that Ling Quan is really an idiot.
"You don't have to worry about my affairs, I'm going back. 』Ling Quan refused to reply him, dropped his pen with a "click", stood up and wanted to leave.
With a flick of Bai Zemei's finger, Ling Quan's body couldn't move.
He turned his head and stared at Bai Ze dryly, feeling anxious and panicked.
"May I allow you to go?" He said slowly, "You can go if you want to, after eating this meal!"
Although Ling Quan was reluctant, he was supported by Bai Ze to sit down, and he took a pen to write, "I'm not hungry, why on earth are you pestering me?" 』
"Not hungry? Eat some. I am your love debt from the previous life. I sneaked down to the mortal world just to find you." Bai Ze wrote lightly.
"I don't believe it, you must have deceived me, although I am stupid, I am not stupid. 』Ling Quan was so frightened that he almost lost his courage, and wrote quickly.
"Don't believe anything, don't you believe that I'm your lover? Or don't you believe that I'm a fairy? Then I'll make a change and show you." Bai Ze chanted a mantra lightly, "Look at your feet."
The worn-out straw sandals were gone, and a pair of brand-new boots were worn on Ling Quan's feet.
Bai Ze: "Your family is a local rich man. Master Ling is too stingy. Let me change your clothes too."
"No, please don't" Ling Quan finished writing indiscriminately, clutching his jacket tightly with both hands, shaking his head all the time, he would rather wear old clothes.
"Follow you, really don't want to?"
Ling Quan then nodded.
Afterwards, Xiaoer served a plate of peanuts and a jug of fine wine.
Bai Ze poured it into the glass, pursed his thin lips lightly, and drank it quickly with his head raised. The spicy spirit rolled on the tip of his tongue, and he "sucked".
"The wine in the world is really bad. It's not as good as the pure wine. Lingquan Lord, Lingquan Lord, I haven't seen you for a day like three autumns. What kind of demon am I? Why can't I let it go?"
"..." Ling Quan didn't dare to make a sound, watching Bai Ze drink away his worries.
He moved his fingers and wrote a paragraph, "Don't drink too much, it's easy to get drunk.I don't know what grievances you have with me, I hope you let me go. 』
"Why let you go? Do you think the deity is a beggar? If you don't know anything, let it go. Being an old man is too easy to bully."
Bai Ze's voice was so loud and violent that Ling Quan couldn't hold back, and the hand holding the pen trembled a little.
"I didn't bully you, but you..."
He accuses with words.
"The world is really boring. Come back to Xuwu Mountain with me now, and I'll let you remember." Bai Ze put down his cup, got up, and wanted to carry Ling Quan on his shoulders.
The little mute kept shaking his head and even took his arm with his hand.
"Willing again? Not this one, that one, I'm impatient." Bai Ze said annoyed.
Ling Quan's head twitched suddenly, and it started to throb again after more than ten seconds. He covered his face, restless.
Then, the voice of mechanization came.
"Host, long time no see, I'm the lovely 69..."
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" Xu Chen asked continuously.
"You are a smart host, look at who is opposite you."
When Xu Chen glanced at it, his face changed color a little bit. This handsome young man with fluttering hair is Gu Yan in ancient cosplay costume, and even the position of the mole has not changed.
"Why did you recruit him? It's heartbreaking just looking at him." Xu Chen scolded sullenly, "Why is this face again, I can't even forget it."
"This is what you requested from the system. You want an ex to stimulate you, have you forgotten? The host of the pen."
"Will I take it back?"
System: "No, the transaction is completed, no return! This buyer show is still very handsome, and he has the desire to do it, doesn't he, host, don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
"Damn... Fuck... Don't be so self-righteous! It's okay, I don't bother to worry about this, where am I?"
The system watched the plot of the original world with him.
Xu Chen cried with a headache, "Why did I offend the Demon King? Has he sent someone to look for me? I have been in the mortal world, and I don't know when I will be able to return to the pure state. Originally, I didn't have to see Tianzun, and the original owner didn't see him either." Father, go back directly through the calamity. How did it get to me? His father was dissatisfied with me, demoted me and made me dumb."
"Host, a man doesn't flick his tears easily. You snatched the little lion from Ruan Jin's hands, and you have disrupted the original plot. At this moment, you should find a way to stabilize the coquettish lover opposite you. Don't take Look at people with colored glasses, just be normal! Good luck!"
"Come on, who else can I have, if I don't enter the tiger's den, who else can I have?"
Xu Chen managed to pull himself together.
Li Jie is already considered the most difficult thing to force, but he is still dumb, what a fucking pit!
☆. Adorable pets become bedside people (included in the v announcement)
Bai Ze seemed to be waiting for his promise, Xu Chen curled the corner of his mouth and smiled sweetly at him.
For a moment, Bai Ze was lost in Ling Quan's smile, he stretched out his hand and stroked Ling Quan's face, "Don't leave tonight."
Xu Chen gesticulated at him, but Bai Ze didn't understand the blind gesture, so he had no choice but to write on the paper again, "Who are you, and what do you call you?" 』
"I am your husband, you can be called Master Bai Ze." He said with drunken eyes.
The wine in the world is really strong, and after a few drinks, he will be drunk a lot.
He is Bai Ze?Bai Ze is that little lion?Xu Chen's face changed immediately, he didn't smile, and was even serious.
It is often unexpected that the deadly enemy turned out to be the ex.
Xu Chen smiled wryly in his heart, what should come will always come, and what should not come cannot be avoided.
You son of a bitch, king of farts, actually took advantage of the gods.
When I met Bai Ze for the first time, the casual chatting topics were unforgettable.
There are also times when he posts backwards, which is really unpredictable.
Xu Chen has gone through many calamities, so naturally he can't collapse. Ling Quan set it up for a dumb person. He wanted to drink a little bit, and looked at Bai Ze's Adam's apple rolling from drinking. He licked his chapped lips.
Although Bai Ze was drinking, he never left his eyes from the young man opposite him. Seeing that he was enduring extraordinarily hard, he poured a small cup for him and put it in front of him, "Drink some, to warm your stomach."
Xu Chen pretended to shake his head, he wrote, "My father won't let me drink, I'm still young..."
After Bai Ze watched it, he didn't force it anymore, and drank alone.
Not long after, Xiao Er came over with delicacies, and said as he walked: "Guest officer, please take it easy, this is our famous incense authentic saliva chicken, spicy goose palm..."
As soon as the dishes were served, Bai Ze picked up the chopsticks to pick up the dishes for him. Xu Chen was flattered and waved his hands crossed, saying, enough is enough, don't add more.
After a while, his bowl was full of vegetables.
"Eat, look at your shriveled." Bai Ze put down his chopsticks and looked at him.
"I'm not hungry..." Xu Chen emphasized repeatedly, but at this moment, his stomach growled regardless of the occasion.
He looks embarrassed...
When Bai Ze heard this, he laughed happily.
Under his observation, Ling Quan picked up the chopsticks and ate hungrily.
As if he had never had a full meal in his life, he kept stuffing his mouth with food. While eating, he hiccupped, hiccup...hiccup...and couldn't stop.
Bai Ze handed him the tea, Xu Chen poured it into his mouth, felt it was not enough, took the wine on the table and drank it down.
They are eating hard at this table.
At this time, a handsome young man entered the inn, with a medium build and a bright face, wearing a bright emerald green gown, wearing a black hairpin, looking around with eyes like a hungry eagle.
Just as Bai Ze stood up, the young master looked at him and walked over panting.
He walked to Xu Chen's table and stool, and said in a malicious voice: "Isn't this the young master of Ling's mansion, is there no food at home? Come to this kind of place to open a small stove and eat cheap food."
When Ling Quan heard it, his face became hot and he lowered his head.
Bai Ze was naturally upset, he glared at the other party, "What are you, you don't care about this?"
This person came uninvited, and sat next to Xu Chen, sneered a few times: "Who am I? Why don't you ask this little brother."
Xu Chen was stunned, who is this?Could it be the son I provoked?He searched Ling Quan's memory and found that there really was such a person, and the rare worship in his eyes followed him every day.
"Little mute, who is he?" Bai Ze threw the question to the meditators.
He also carefully took paper and pen for Ling Quan.
Holding the pen, Xu Chen was in a dilemma. To be honest, he really didn't know the name of this young master and where he lived. Ling Quan just followed him for a while.
"..." Silence is the best answer, Xu Chen wrote three words "don't know".
The young master read his words, and anger gushed out from the bottom of his heart: "Boy Lingquan, you are ungrateful and thought I would keep a secret for you back then, but now you are better off, find a gaudy pretty person to disgust me, I misunderstood you. "
Xu Chen: "..."
Brother, what the hell?what secret?whose secret?
Bai Ze looked at him with a playful expression, and Xu Chen had a begging expression on his panicked face, as if to say, "I don't know this person at all, I beg you to get him away."
However, he didn't understand Ling Quan's panic, and said with a half-smile: "What secret? You tell me, I'll guard the little mute."
"What else is there, of course Lingquan doesn't do it. You and I are friends, so there is no need to find a handsome man to show off. I figured it out, come to me tomorrow, and I will suck it out for you..." The young master is considerate road.
Xu Chen is completely stupid, what do you want to smoke?When will I not lift it?Why don't I know it myself?
After hearing this, Bai Ze's expression was unfathomable, his anger rarely showed on the surface, and he smiled, "Thank you for letting me know, I'm Ling Quan's long-lost cousin. I'm new here, so I'm offended."
The young master nodded with a smile and said: "Cousin is a reasonable person, please persuade Quan'er, it's not a disease if you don't raise it, it's not a big deal. I'm going to Hongfulou to drink flowers and wine. Are you going? The three of us will go together."
Bai Ze was under the table, hooking Ling Quan's calf with his feet, and asked quietly, "Quan... son... going?"
As if seeking Ling Quan's opinion, Xu Chen shook his head frantically.
"He won't go, and I won't go, brother, you go first..." Indifferent words issued the order to evict the guest.
"Okay, Quan'er, I'll wait for you tomorrow, so I'll leave first. I miss Miss Wuzhi from Hongfulou very much."
The dull young master didn't hear it, he cupped his hands and resigned.
Then only Ling Quan and Bai Ze were left, he didn't dare to look at him, maybe because of the secret being discovered...he has no face to face others.
Bai Ze gracefully poured the wine and brought it to Ling Quan, Xu Chen lowered his head even lower.
"Drink it! Drink more... won't it hurt when you sleep?"
Xu Chen didn't take it, so he wrote to explain, "Don't listen to that person's nonsense, I didn't refuse to take it." 』
After finishing writing, he regretted it. Isn't this just admitting that he had an affair with the young master, and it became more and more difficult to confess.
"Mr. Lingquan, I said that you have to get to know this deity. It turns out that you have found an old friend in the world. Does this mean you look down on this deity?"
When the words of giving up on himself came, Xu Chen twisted his body and turned his back to him.
"You and I have never seen each other, I didn't look down on you, I am suffering from a hidden disease. 』
After Ling Quan finished writing, he handed it to Bai Ze.
Bai Ze was drunk, and laughed, "My heart is sour, what's wrong with feeling a little uncomfortable?"
"Do you also have heart and mouth diseases?" Ling Quan swiped his pen.
After looking at it, Bai Ze grabbed his clothes by the neckline, forced Ling Quan to face him, and said angrily, "Pretend to be deaf and stupid? Mr. Ling Quan is really different. I won't let you go tonight, so as not to trouble your little one."
As Lingquan's character, Xu Chen is dumb and can only shake his head.
"Let's go, I have a room upstairs, you and I share the same bed. Let you go once, don't think about a second time."
"No... I won't go..." Ling Quan opened his mouth and couldn't speak, he was anxious, but he was dragged away.
After one night of spring festival and one night of greed, Xu Chen finally realized the essence of loving someone so hard to change.
Facing Bai Ze, who seemed familiar to him, he really didn't say anything, and he became a blockbuster.
Ling Quan is clearly a baby in bud!
That young man deliberately slandered him.
Xu Chen woke up first, his eyes were lingering on the person beside him, and his heart was faintly weak. Although his body was a little thinner, but he had enough stamina, he had to sigh, the young boy has such a good physique, and he is a formidable young man.
"Lingquan-jun?" Bai Ze said lazily, "How do you feel now?"
Xu Chen's face was full of bewilderment.
"It seems that the complexion is much ruddy, and it's all thanks to the deity!" Bai Ze touched his face and boasted. "After crossing a few times, it can basically fatten you up."
"???"
Xu Chen didn't understand, but after listening to these gorgeous words, he seemed to understand again. He had seen in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, the female ghost sucked *breath to survive, and he wasn't a ghost, so why did he want to come here?
Xu Chen couldn't write because he didn't have a pen and paper by his side. He grabbed Bai Ze's hand and wrote in the palm of his hand: "Eat and wipe off, can you let me go home?"
His fingers touched Bai Ze's palm like a hundred thousand volts of lightning, and his heart itched unbearably.
"What do you think?" Bai Ze stared at him.
With a straight face, Xu Chen wrote again, "I want to go home!"
His angry cheeks were as cute as a bunny, Bai Ze kissed him a few times, and said, "I'll take you home, don't try to hide from me, I can find you wherever you are, you know, Ling Quan-jun!"
Xu Chen didn't respond, and muttered in his heart, it's a good thing... Come back when you want to make an appointment, anyway, there is nothing to lose, so why not nourish and relieve the fire!
Why did the savage Warcraft character become so sticky? He is still used to being a proud little lion, he roars and scolds at every turn, and looks pleasing to the eye.
Maybe it's because Ling Quan is a little dumb, only Wu Wu's domineering monster has humanity and treats himself kindly.
Xu Chen added a bit of arrogance to his kindness.
In the early morning, there should not be many people in the inn.
Xu Chen pushed the door and wanted to get out of the guest room. Suddenly, at the end of the corridor, a group of strong villagers stood up holding sticks, and went straight to his room. Xu Chen was so frightened that he quickly closed the door.
"Open the door! Open the door quickly. It's against the law of nature for them to sleep in the same room. The little mute of Ling's mansion has a habit of breaking sleeves. Arrest him."
One after another, angry curses continued to come from the crack in the door.
Xu Chen: "???"
There is no peace early in the morning, who is responsible for this, and what is the purpose?
He was just in a room alone with others, how could he become what they called a heinous scum?
"What's the matter?" Bai Ze came over, "There are troublemakers, are you trying to hurt you? I'll tear them apart...Eat them alive..."
Xu Chen grabbed him, and quickly finished writing with the pen and paper on the table, "No, they are all innocent people, take me away, is that okay?" 』
"Mr. Lingquan, what can I say about you, the world is dangerous, how can you be so simple."
Xu Chen was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he opened the window to escape, but found that it was the second floor, so he didn't dare to act rashly.
Bai Ze put his arms around his slender waist and laughed dumbly, "Let me protect the useless Lingquan Shangshen."
Afterwards, the two disappeared into the noisy street.
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The most beautiful boy in the heavens - the captain of the anti-pornography team, the greedy wolf king with one star in the Big Dipper - Chu Yu, has been demoted to the mortal world for a long time.
A rotten peach blossom, everyone is afraid of having an affair with him.Only Mr. Lian Zhen loves him as if he was his own son, like an adopted son...
Unexpectedly, Chu Yu has a variety of amorous feelings, and everyone is fighting for him, jealous...
Wu Qujun: This guy treats me very well, I want him!
Mu Dejun: Damn it, it’s nice to have you in my dream!
Lord Taiyin: I just want to pamper him, who dares to refuse?
...
Facing them, Chu Yu shook his head, flirted with them, and fled.
As a result, Mr. Lian Zhen became very angry and frequently got angry.
Chu Yu knelt and licked: I look at the face, they are ugly, not one ten-thousandth as good as you!The imperial doctor told me that I have a bad stomach and it is suitable to eat soft rice.Awesome!
now--
Chu Yu returns triumphantly: Brothers, Mr. Lian Zhen, please enjoy your face and invite everyone to dinner...
Mr. Wenqu: Yo!My stomach is empty and I can't eat...
Seven Killers: I can't, I can't,...
Mr. Jumen is trembling...+1
☆. Cute pets become bedside people (three in one)
At three poles in the sun, Ling Quan and Bai Ze parted ways in the grove.
When Xu Chen returned to Ling's mansion, he was walking by the side door. Old man Lin, the manager of the mansion, was waiting for him at the main door, no doubt wanting to scold him.
Xu Chen was quiet, ready to wait for scolding.
There was a trace of disgust in his eyes, and his gaze skipped Ling Quan, "Young master, I've been waiting for you for a long time, the master is looking for you."
"Do you know what happened?" Ling Quan asked him in sign language.
"I didn't say it, but...it's not necessarily a bad thing." Old Man Lin said.
"Thank you!" Xu Chen bowed and entered through the side door.
Lingquan, the youngest son of the Ling family, is an unlucky child. His father does not love his mother, he eats chaff when he is hungry, and sleeps in a woodshed when he is sleepy.
Childhood memories are basically miserable.
Xu Chen couldn't get emotional, thinking that this is a calamity, Tianzun can really be cruel, it is more distressing than the wild species outside.
When he reached the front hall door, just as he lifted his foot, a master inside picked up a valuable vase and threw it towards the door. Xu Chen dodged and jumped away.
"Naughty beast, you still have the face to come back..." Master Ling was furious and furious.
Xu Chen was cheeky and wanted to say: "This is my home, why don't you go back?"
It's a pity that the mute eats coptis...it's hard to tell.
Because of this mute, Master Ling was ridiculed all the time. He was a violent person, and when he got angry, his lips twitched and insulted the youngest son, calling him unlucky, and even scolding his dead mother.
Xu Chen pretended not to hear, bowed his head in silence, and wiped his tears on purpose, crying.
After being tired from cursing, Master Ling picked up his teacup to drink water and rested for a while.
Seeing that Ling Quan was indifferent, he became furious again, threw the teacup in front of Xu Chen, the little mute didn't react, the fragments of the teacup hit his feet and toes, and the pain spread from his toes to his whole body.
Xu Chen endured the pain in front of his father.
"The folks see that you live with a suave man. Where do you put my old face? Everyone in the street sings that the youngest son of the Ling family, Long Yang, is so good that he won't let him go."
With a thought in Xu Chen's mind, the devil in his bones was watching the situation, quite pleased with himself, "What, it's obvious that Mr. Bai Ze has no sense of shame, and he hugged me, and figured it out."
Ling Quan was speechless again.
Master Ling couldn't see him like this, so he said fiercely: "From now on, you are not allowed to leave the house for half a step. If you violate the law, I will ask someone to break your dog legs, do you hear me clearly?"
Ling Quan couldn't make a sound, so he could only nod his head.
"What are you still doing in a daze, go to the backyard to chop firewood, and you won't be allowed to have dinner until you finish chopping firewood." Master Ling howled again.
Xu Chen silently left the hall.
There is an unwritten rule in Ling's mansion that he, as the son of the master, is not allowed to enter the front hall, the main room, and the side room. This Ling Quan's status in the mansion is not as good as that of a kitten or dog.
There were maids and servants everywhere, Xu Chen was inconvenient to stay, so he walked out after leaving the main hall, passing by a green tile wall
The whole hall is protected by a Eight Diagrams and Five Elements Array.But facing the monsters with blue faces and fangs, the immortals in the temple showed their timidity, fearing that these goblins would break the formation and come out to bite them.
On the southeast side of the corner of the hall, Bai Ze, headed by the beast, appeared in the sight of the crowd. His thin and pursed lips were waiting all the time, and his patience disappeared little by little.
Thin lips parted slightly: "Hand over Lingquan-jun! I can let you wait for a way out."
"Impossible, heinous bastard, don't think about it." A fairy said.
The rest of the people share the same hatred, and you all say what you say.
"In that case, I'll burn the Jingle Temple to see what you can do." Bai Ze smiled evilly, and cast his bewitching eyes at them.
"Bai Ze, I advise you to stop, my master will not forgive you lightly." Among the disciples, the eldest disciple Ruan Jin spoke as a representative.
Bai Ze used his whisk, and his white and flawless feathers became longer and thicker. When they penetrated into the gossip formation, the hairs came alive. He quickly asked for Ruan Jin's head, "What are you, worthy of negotiating with me?"
"Cough...cough...you...why do you have Master's magic weapon? Where did you steal it from?" Ruan Jin's face turned into a liver-colored one, he said out of breath.
"Heh! You don't know, this magic weapon is a token of love from your master to this deity. He said that he will practice double cultivation with this deity."
Ruan Jin cursed bitterly: "You're talking nonsense, you're a monster, how could Master promise you verbally at will, I don't believe it."
"Believe it or not, this is the deity's private matter. Why did I tell you? How old are you? Just use this whisk to end your dog's life. How about it?"
Just as he finished speaking, Bai Ze tightened his whisk, Ruan Jin grabbed it with his hands to prevent it from strangling his neck, and said with difficulty: "I die for Master, I am willing, and you will never know where Master is, haha..."
Before he was about to die, he tried to speak quickly, but Bai Ze refused to let him go, so he put away the whisk, and Ruan Jin got fresh air in his lungs, and he breathed in and out with great gulps.
"Good morning, where is Mr. Lingquan?" Bai Ze asked scrupulously.
"As an enemy, what qualifications do you have to find Master?" Ruan Jin snorted softly.
"It seems that you still don't drink fine wine." Bai Ze moved in an instant, came to Ruan Jin's side, and dragged him away when he mentioned him. After the illusion, he went to an unknown mountain forest.
This person cannot be taken advantage of in vain.
Killing him with one knife made it appear that the majestic devil king was too petty.
He hung Ruan Jin up on the top of a tree, frightened him with his ghostly voice, and tortured him mentally.
Ruan Jin's ears were suffering, his body and mind were exhausted, and he had a strong mentality of thinking about everything.
"Do you want to tell me? Tell me the truth." Bai Ze asked him for the last time.
Ruan Jin couldn't take it anymore, and begged for mercy: "Say, let me tell you, a month ago, the master entrusted me with a dream, saying that he had gone through calamities in the mortal world and could not return to the Jingle Palace for the time being. He told me to practice hard and take care of him." Brothers and sisters from the same sect."
"Calamity?" Bai Ze's expectant eyes suddenly darkened, "Do you know where it is?"
"This... Master didn't prompt."
"I don't think you know, you are so stupid, I will forgive you today for the sake of telling the truth, there are large monsters haunting here, please take care of yourself..."
An ethereal voice spread throughout the deep forest, and Bai Ze left him and left.
On that day, when Lingquan Jun was flying to the immortals.
After Bai Ze left Jinghunxu, he found a good place with outstanding people. It took only three months to practice, and he recovered his mana.
He asked Tang Guanggong's contacts, found out about Ling Quanjun, and fell into the family of five generations of dignitaries and dignitaries.
In the most prosperous Qiancheng in the world, the master of Ling's mansion came to have a son, and the youngest son was Ling Quan, and all ordinary people came to congratulate him.
When he was young, he was stunted. He didn't start walking until he was three years old. So far, he has not been able to speak for [-] years.Ever since, everyone knew that the Ling family, although rich and powerful, gave birth to a little mute.
Ling Quan has been humiliated and stared at since he was a child, so it's okay for others not to know, and his own father doesn't know the reason, and beats and scolds Ling Quan from time to time, using him as a punching bag.
If this way of living was replaced by Bai Ze, he would have to kill his father, who is this old man with a heart of stone.
After hearing the content of the subpoena, Bai Ze was depressed for a while, and couldn't bear to know who it was for.
He changed his body, changed his outfit, and went to Qiancheng. It was time to meet this old friend who hadn't seen him for a long time.
It was [-] o'clock in the evening, and a thin young man was standing on the bustling street. He raised his head and looked at the bright moon in the bright starry sky.
Bai Ze stood beside him silently, looking at him carefully. He hadn't seen him for hundreds of years. This man was wearing coarse linen and a jade carving around his waist. He looked like some kind of cute lion. I don't know if it was a coincidence.
Bai Ze couldn't help but look at his side face a few more times, the thick and long eyelashes softened the original rigid and delicate outline.There seemed to be many deep thoughts hidden between the slightly frowned brows, but they were locked together with the center of the brows.
Those extremely sexy lips were tightly closed while his face was refreshed.
"Is the moon beautiful?" Bai Ze interrupted boldly.
"... "
Ling Quanjun turned to look at him, startled, making his eyes widen.
Shui Lingling's eyes were full of disbelief.
"This little brother, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Bai Ze stretched out a hand.
Ling Quan looked at his hand, but did not move.
"Can't you understand?"
Ling Quan nodded.
"Since you understand, why didn't you shake hands with me?" Bai Ze was anxious.
"..." Ling Quan waved his hand, pointing to the end of the road.
"You want to go home, do you still recognize me?" Bai Ze asked lightly.
Ling Quan shook his head and took the first step.
Bai Ze hurriedly grabbed him, "Is it okay if you don't go home? I'll take you to a place."
"..." The mute shook his head violently, his eyes filled with fear.
"I'm a god, and I'm here to save you. The worst evils in the world are nothing more than this, so you probably don't want to stay in the Ling Mansion either." Bai Ze spoke boldly, and immediately made the decision for Ling Quan, "Would you like to come with me?"
"..." He still shook his head, broke free from Bai Ze's hand, and ran towards the entrance of the alley. Halfway through the run, he still looked back for fear that he would catch up.
Bai Ze stood quietly on the spot, watching Ling Quan Jun leave his sight, he became a silent mute, why was he in such a bad mood, and wished to pry open his mouth to say a few words.
Ling Quanjun's calamity is really bad luck.
He thought that if he escaped, the deity would not be able to catch up, which is really ridiculous.
☆, cute pets become pillow people
Mr. Lingquan returned home, but before he entered the courtyard, the servants in the mansion said harsh words: "This dead boy, dumb dumb, where did you go to play wild again? What time is it? If you don't come back, I will be scolded by the steward again." , What a fucking bad luck."
Cursing, locked the door.
Ling Quan stood by the door and window, and couldn't get in. It was like this in the past. Even if he came back early, the yard would be locked. What difference does it make if he returns early or late.
His clear eyes looked at the dog hole at the foot of the wall, without exception, alas!Today I'm going to climb the dog hole and enter the door again.
Ling Quan pushed back the hem of his skirt, and was about to bow his head, but he hadn't crawled yet.The night was high and the wind was dark. Once upon a time, there was a figure beside him, sneaking around.He jumped so frightened that he wanted to go through the dog hole.
The man grabbed him and put his arms around his waist. Ling Quan was forced to look at him, his body stiffened and struggled a few times.
"Pretending to be a dog hole? Mr. Lingquan...you're out of style!" The tall man's frivolous voice came over.
"Woo..." He can't speak, monosyllabic symbols, expressing his dissatisfaction, what are you trying to do with him, he wants to go home, it's late, and he will be scolded by his father again.
"I can make a change, take you in, and call Mr. Bai Ze to come and listen..."
"???" Ling Quan pointed to his mouth and shook his head.
"Don't call me? Then don't go back." Bai Ze said with a smirk, "We just happened to go to the inn for the night."
"I can't, I can't..." Ling Quan said silently.This body was too thin, and the more he struggled to free himself, the more he couldn't use his strength.His eyes were moist, and he was about to cry.
Bai Ze's pupils showed a youthful young man who was about to cry so pitifully. I felt pity for him, and he suddenly laughed: "This image of a good family woman almost confused me, you, you, you, you!" , Mr. Lingquan, since you are human, I have to do something normal to be worthy of you."
Before the words were finished, a kiss fell on the corner of Ling Quan's mouth like a dragonfly, and his curved eyes were wide open, with an expression of disbelief.
"You..." You stayed silent for a long time, and wiped your mouth vigorously with the back of your hand.
"Tsk tsk... I even despise it, it really makes people think about it." Bai Ze laughed again and again.
As a mediocre Mr. Lingquan, why does the more he teases him, the happier he becomes.
This was probably the first time in the Demon King's life that he smiled with a pleasant face. In the long run, he would kill innocent people and deprive others of their meridians to cultivate immortality.After finally being able to give revenge to his sworn enemy, Bai Ze certainly would not let go and miss the opportunity to pay back what he owed.
"You said that when you were a fairy, you yelled at me to sleep, why are you so shy now, how boring is that?"
"You said back then that when I grow up, now that I'm grown up, what should I do if I want to eat it?" Bai Zeli recalled.
"No, no... I have rough skin and thick flesh, so it doesn't taste good..." Ling Quan shook his head like a rattle. Do you know what kind of villain this is, who cannibalize and break the law?
"Hey, are you impatient? Wait until you get fatter. I don't like to eat skinny people." The misty eyes, with an elusive clearness, become more and more lovely, white Ze is willing to degenerate and falls into it.
The ignorant and ignorant young man had an innocent expression on his face. He hadn't even left Qiancheng, so why would he kill others for no reason.
Bai Ze knew that he had lost consciousness, and Xinyue couldn't help teasing him, "I haven't seen you in decades, do you miss me?"
"I don't want to..." If Ling Quan could speak, he would definitely refute loudly.
Knowing that he didn't express anything, Bai Ze muttered to himself, "I haven't seen you for a month, but I miss you so much. I don't believe you when I tell you...I'm actually interested in you who are dumb."
Ling Quan was confused, and came to a conclusion in his heart: "This person is really a beast..."
"Since there is no choice, let's go, I will take you to a good hotel." Bai Ze said decisively.
"No...I won't go...I don't want to be eaten, my father called me home for dinner." These words were buried between Ling Quan's lips and teeth.He was picked up by Bai Ze's waist and flew a hundred meters away.
Bai Ze took him to an inn, what name it was, Ling Quan didn't look at it.
He has been cowering, walking with his head down.
The inn was full of people, almost full.Xiao Er was busy, ordering tea for the guests, walking in a hurry and non-stop.
Bai Ze stood in the center, found a remote corner, grabbed Ling Quan's hand and led him there.He ignored Ling Quan's negative mentality of shaking his head.
Bai Ze took the lead to sit down, and called the stupid man, "What are you doing, look unwilling, sit down."
Ling Quan looked down at the straw sandals he was wearing, but refused to look up.Bai Ze looked over his head and looked down, "Count your toes? Little feet are quite white!"
He rubbed the two adjacent toes on his feet, feeling very cold.
It's warm and cold, the Ling family has no money to buy shoes or something, the rich and powerful family is reluctant to buy even a pair of shoes for their son.
Bai Ze took out a dust whisk from his cuff, put the white feathers on Ling Quan's exposed toes, or on the straw sandals, swept it back and forth, and then circled.
A numb itching, an unbearable itching, forced Ling Quan to look at him with blurred eyes, his face flushed.
This stranger for no reason was really good-looking, with a handsome appearance, dark brows and peach blossom eyes, and a beauty spot in the lower left corner. He was wearing a snow-white fur light that stretched to the floor, unlike his sloppy clothes.
"Finally willing to look at the deity? Why are you wearing these shoes?" Bai Ze asked with concern, "Sit down first, you are standing, others will think that the deity is bullying you."
Ling Quan hesitated, he moved his feet slowly, and sat down beside Bai Ze.
At this time, Xiao Er came over, brought a pot of tea, poured tea for them, and asked with a smile: "Guest officer, what do you want?"
Bai Ze raised his eyes and said, "Let's order some signature dishes, serve a pot of rice, and then some wine. By the way, find me a pen and paper. Serve the pen and paper first."
He threw a piece of silver, and the waiter took the money, like smearing honey, ordered the shopkeeper, and ran to the street.
After a cup of tea, Xiao Er came back and put a pen and paper on the table.After Bai Ze picked it up, he handed it to Ling Quan.
"Can you write? Answer my question just now, why are you dressed so poorly?"
Ling Quan wrung his fingers, looking terrified, and nodded under Bai Ze's flickering eyes. He picked up the pen, dipped it in ink, and wrote what he wanted to say.
"You and I have never met each other, why did you take me lightly and hijack me, it's late to go back, my father should be worried. 』
And raised his mouth, indicating to the opposite person to see, Ling Quan's character is Junxiu, as charming and likable as others, after Bai Ze finished reading, his mouth raised a perfect arc, "It's a long story, I I don't need to tell you. You don't need to answer the question, because I want to be good! Otherwise, your little face won't be so pretty. "
Bai Ze pressed Ling Quan's red lips with his index finger, the meaning was so obvious that any fool could understand it, but it's a pity that Ling Quan is really an idiot.
"You don't have to worry about my affairs, I'm going back. 』Ling Quan refused to reply him, dropped his pen with a "click", stood up and wanted to leave.
With a flick of Bai Zemei's finger, Ling Quan's body couldn't move.
He turned his head and stared at Bai Ze dryly, feeling anxious and panicked.
"May I allow you to go?" He said slowly, "You can go if you want to, after eating this meal!"
Although Ling Quan was reluctant, he was supported by Bai Ze to sit down, and he took a pen to write, "I'm not hungry, why on earth are you pestering me?" 』
"Not hungry? Eat some. I am your love debt from the previous life. I sneaked down to the mortal world just to find you." Bai Ze wrote lightly.
"I don't believe it, you must have deceived me, although I am stupid, I am not stupid. 』Ling Quan was so frightened that he almost lost his courage, and wrote quickly.
"Don't believe anything, don't you believe that I'm your lover? Or don't you believe that I'm a fairy? Then I'll make a change and show you." Bai Ze chanted a mantra lightly, "Look at your feet."
The worn-out straw sandals were gone, and a pair of brand-new boots were worn on Ling Quan's feet.
Bai Ze: "Your family is a local rich man. Master Ling is too stingy. Let me change your clothes too."
"No, please don't" Ling Quan finished writing indiscriminately, clutching his jacket tightly with both hands, shaking his head all the time, he would rather wear old clothes.
"Follow you, really don't want to?"
Ling Quan then nodded.
Afterwards, Xiaoer served a plate of peanuts and a jug of fine wine.
Bai Ze poured it into the glass, pursed his thin lips lightly, and drank it quickly with his head raised. The spicy spirit rolled on the tip of his tongue, and he "sucked".
"The wine in the world is really bad. It's not as good as the pure wine. Lingquan Lord, Lingquan Lord, I haven't seen you for a day like three autumns. What kind of demon am I? Why can't I let it go?"
"..." Ling Quan didn't dare to make a sound, watching Bai Ze drink away his worries.
He moved his fingers and wrote a paragraph, "Don't drink too much, it's easy to get drunk.I don't know what grievances you have with me, I hope you let me go. 』
"Why let you go? Do you think the deity is a beggar? If you don't know anything, let it go. Being an old man is too easy to bully."
Bai Ze's voice was so loud and violent that Ling Quan couldn't hold back, and the hand holding the pen trembled a little.
"I didn't bully you, but you..."
He accuses with words.
"The world is really boring. Come back to Xuwu Mountain with me now, and I'll let you remember." Bai Ze put down his cup, got up, and wanted to carry Ling Quan on his shoulders.
The little mute kept shaking his head and even took his arm with his hand.
"Willing again? Not this one, that one, I'm impatient." Bai Ze said annoyed.
Ling Quan's head twitched suddenly, and it started to throb again after more than ten seconds. He covered his face, restless.
Then, the voice of mechanization came.
"Host, long time no see, I'm the lovely 69..."
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" Xu Chen asked continuously.
"You are a smart host, look at who is opposite you."
When Xu Chen glanced at it, his face changed color a little bit. This handsome young man with fluttering hair is Gu Yan in ancient cosplay costume, and even the position of the mole has not changed.
"Why did you recruit him? It's heartbreaking just looking at him." Xu Chen scolded sullenly, "Why is this face again, I can't even forget it."
"This is what you requested from the system. You want an ex to stimulate you, have you forgotten? The host of the pen."
"Will I take it back?"
System: "No, the transaction is completed, no return! This buyer show is still very handsome, and he has the desire to do it, doesn't he, host, don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
"Damn... Fuck... Don't be so self-righteous! It's okay, I don't bother to worry about this, where am I?"
The system watched the plot of the original world with him.
Xu Chen cried with a headache, "Why did I offend the Demon King? Has he sent someone to look for me? I have been in the mortal world, and I don't know when I will be able to return to the pure state. Originally, I didn't have to see Tianzun, and the original owner didn't see him either." Father, go back directly through the calamity. How did it get to me? His father was dissatisfied with me, demoted me and made me dumb."
"Host, a man doesn't flick his tears easily. You snatched the little lion from Ruan Jin's hands, and you have disrupted the original plot. At this moment, you should find a way to stabilize the coquettish lover opposite you. Don't take Look at people with colored glasses, just be normal! Good luck!"
"Come on, who else can I have, if I don't enter the tiger's den, who else can I have?"
Xu Chen managed to pull himself together.
Li Jie is already considered the most difficult thing to force, but he is still dumb, what a fucking pit!
☆. Adorable pets become bedside people (included in the v announcement)
Bai Ze seemed to be waiting for his promise, Xu Chen curled the corner of his mouth and smiled sweetly at him.
For a moment, Bai Ze was lost in Ling Quan's smile, he stretched out his hand and stroked Ling Quan's face, "Don't leave tonight."
Xu Chen gesticulated at him, but Bai Ze didn't understand the blind gesture, so he had no choice but to write on the paper again, "Who are you, and what do you call you?" 』
"I am your husband, you can be called Master Bai Ze." He said with drunken eyes.
The wine in the world is really strong, and after a few drinks, he will be drunk a lot.
He is Bai Ze?Bai Ze is that little lion?Xu Chen's face changed immediately, he didn't smile, and was even serious.
It is often unexpected that the deadly enemy turned out to be the ex.
Xu Chen smiled wryly in his heart, what should come will always come, and what should not come cannot be avoided.
You son of a bitch, king of farts, actually took advantage of the gods.
When I met Bai Ze for the first time, the casual chatting topics were unforgettable.
There are also times when he posts backwards, which is really unpredictable.
Xu Chen has gone through many calamities, so naturally he can't collapse. Ling Quan set it up for a dumb person. He wanted to drink a little bit, and looked at Bai Ze's Adam's apple rolling from drinking. He licked his chapped lips.
Although Bai Ze was drinking, he never left his eyes from the young man opposite him. Seeing that he was enduring extraordinarily hard, he poured a small cup for him and put it in front of him, "Drink some, to warm your stomach."
Xu Chen pretended to shake his head, he wrote, "My father won't let me drink, I'm still young..."
After Bai Ze watched it, he didn't force it anymore, and drank alone.
Not long after, Xiao Er came over with delicacies, and said as he walked: "Guest officer, please take it easy, this is our famous incense authentic saliva chicken, spicy goose palm..."
As soon as the dishes were served, Bai Ze picked up the chopsticks to pick up the dishes for him. Xu Chen was flattered and waved his hands crossed, saying, enough is enough, don't add more.
After a while, his bowl was full of vegetables.
"Eat, look at your shriveled." Bai Ze put down his chopsticks and looked at him.
"I'm not hungry..." Xu Chen emphasized repeatedly, but at this moment, his stomach growled regardless of the occasion.
He looks embarrassed...
When Bai Ze heard this, he laughed happily.
Under his observation, Ling Quan picked up the chopsticks and ate hungrily.
As if he had never had a full meal in his life, he kept stuffing his mouth with food. While eating, he hiccupped, hiccup...hiccup...and couldn't stop.
Bai Ze handed him the tea, Xu Chen poured it into his mouth, felt it was not enough, took the wine on the table and drank it down.
They are eating hard at this table.
At this time, a handsome young man entered the inn, with a medium build and a bright face, wearing a bright emerald green gown, wearing a black hairpin, looking around with eyes like a hungry eagle.
Just as Bai Ze stood up, the young master looked at him and walked over panting.
He walked to Xu Chen's table and stool, and said in a malicious voice: "Isn't this the young master of Ling's mansion, is there no food at home? Come to this kind of place to open a small stove and eat cheap food."
When Ling Quan heard it, his face became hot and he lowered his head.
Bai Ze was naturally upset, he glared at the other party, "What are you, you don't care about this?"
This person came uninvited, and sat next to Xu Chen, sneered a few times: "Who am I? Why don't you ask this little brother."
Xu Chen was stunned, who is this?Could it be the son I provoked?He searched Ling Quan's memory and found that there really was such a person, and the rare worship in his eyes followed him every day.
"Little mute, who is he?" Bai Ze threw the question to the meditators.
He also carefully took paper and pen for Ling Quan.
Holding the pen, Xu Chen was in a dilemma. To be honest, he really didn't know the name of this young master and where he lived. Ling Quan just followed him for a while.
"..." Silence is the best answer, Xu Chen wrote three words "don't know".
The young master read his words, and anger gushed out from the bottom of his heart: "Boy Lingquan, you are ungrateful and thought I would keep a secret for you back then, but now you are better off, find a gaudy pretty person to disgust me, I misunderstood you. "
Xu Chen: "..."
Brother, what the hell?what secret?whose secret?
Bai Ze looked at him with a playful expression, and Xu Chen had a begging expression on his panicked face, as if to say, "I don't know this person at all, I beg you to get him away."
However, he didn't understand Ling Quan's panic, and said with a half-smile: "What secret? You tell me, I'll guard the little mute."
"What else is there, of course Lingquan doesn't do it. You and I are friends, so there is no need to find a handsome man to show off. I figured it out, come to me tomorrow, and I will suck it out for you..." The young master is considerate road.
Xu Chen is completely stupid, what do you want to smoke?When will I not lift it?Why don't I know it myself?
After hearing this, Bai Ze's expression was unfathomable, his anger rarely showed on the surface, and he smiled, "Thank you for letting me know, I'm Ling Quan's long-lost cousin. I'm new here, so I'm offended."
The young master nodded with a smile and said: "Cousin is a reasonable person, please persuade Quan'er, it's not a disease if you don't raise it, it's not a big deal. I'm going to Hongfulou to drink flowers and wine. Are you going? The three of us will go together."
Bai Ze was under the table, hooking Ling Quan's calf with his feet, and asked quietly, "Quan... son... going?"
As if seeking Ling Quan's opinion, Xu Chen shook his head frantically.
"He won't go, and I won't go, brother, you go first..." Indifferent words issued the order to evict the guest.
"Okay, Quan'er, I'll wait for you tomorrow, so I'll leave first. I miss Miss Wuzhi from Hongfulou very much."
The dull young master didn't hear it, he cupped his hands and resigned.
Then only Ling Quan and Bai Ze were left, he didn't dare to look at him, maybe because of the secret being discovered...he has no face to face others.
Bai Ze gracefully poured the wine and brought it to Ling Quan, Xu Chen lowered his head even lower.
"Drink it! Drink more... won't it hurt when you sleep?"
Xu Chen didn't take it, so he wrote to explain, "Don't listen to that person's nonsense, I didn't refuse to take it." 』
After finishing writing, he regretted it. Isn't this just admitting that he had an affair with the young master, and it became more and more difficult to confess.
"Mr. Lingquan, I said that you have to get to know this deity. It turns out that you have found an old friend in the world. Does this mean you look down on this deity?"
When the words of giving up on himself came, Xu Chen twisted his body and turned his back to him.
"You and I have never seen each other, I didn't look down on you, I am suffering from a hidden disease. 』
After Ling Quan finished writing, he handed it to Bai Ze.
Bai Ze was drunk, and laughed, "My heart is sour, what's wrong with feeling a little uncomfortable?"
"Do you also have heart and mouth diseases?" Ling Quan swiped his pen.
After looking at it, Bai Ze grabbed his clothes by the neckline, forced Ling Quan to face him, and said angrily, "Pretend to be deaf and stupid? Mr. Ling Quan is really different. I won't let you go tonight, so as not to trouble your little one."
As Lingquan's character, Xu Chen is dumb and can only shake his head.
"Let's go, I have a room upstairs, you and I share the same bed. Let you go once, don't think about a second time."
"No... I won't go..." Ling Quan opened his mouth and couldn't speak, he was anxious, but he was dragged away.
After one night of spring festival and one night of greed, Xu Chen finally realized the essence of loving someone so hard to change.
Facing Bai Ze, who seemed familiar to him, he really didn't say anything, and he became a blockbuster.
Ling Quan is clearly a baby in bud!
That young man deliberately slandered him.
Xu Chen woke up first, his eyes were lingering on the person beside him, and his heart was faintly weak. Although his body was a little thinner, but he had enough stamina, he had to sigh, the young boy has such a good physique, and he is a formidable young man.
"Lingquan-jun?" Bai Ze said lazily, "How do you feel now?"
Xu Chen's face was full of bewilderment.
"It seems that the complexion is much ruddy, and it's all thanks to the deity!" Bai Ze touched his face and boasted. "After crossing a few times, it can basically fatten you up."
"???"
Xu Chen didn't understand, but after listening to these gorgeous words, he seemed to understand again. He had seen in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, the female ghost sucked *breath to survive, and he wasn't a ghost, so why did he want to come here?
Xu Chen couldn't write because he didn't have a pen and paper by his side. He grabbed Bai Ze's hand and wrote in the palm of his hand: "Eat and wipe off, can you let me go home?"
His fingers touched Bai Ze's palm like a hundred thousand volts of lightning, and his heart itched unbearably.
"What do you think?" Bai Ze stared at him.
With a straight face, Xu Chen wrote again, "I want to go home!"
His angry cheeks were as cute as a bunny, Bai Ze kissed him a few times, and said, "I'll take you home, don't try to hide from me, I can find you wherever you are, you know, Ling Quan-jun!"
Xu Chen didn't respond, and muttered in his heart, it's a good thing... Come back when you want to make an appointment, anyway, there is nothing to lose, so why not nourish and relieve the fire!
Why did the savage Warcraft character become so sticky? He is still used to being a proud little lion, he roars and scolds at every turn, and looks pleasing to the eye.
Maybe it's because Ling Quan is a little dumb, only Wu Wu's domineering monster has humanity and treats himself kindly.
Xu Chen added a bit of arrogance to his kindness.
In the early morning, there should not be many people in the inn.
Xu Chen pushed the door and wanted to get out of the guest room. Suddenly, at the end of the corridor, a group of strong villagers stood up holding sticks, and went straight to his room. Xu Chen was so frightened that he quickly closed the door.
"Open the door! Open the door quickly. It's against the law of nature for them to sleep in the same room. The little mute of Ling's mansion has a habit of breaking sleeves. Arrest him."
One after another, angry curses continued to come from the crack in the door.
Xu Chen: "???"
There is no peace early in the morning, who is responsible for this, and what is the purpose?
He was just in a room alone with others, how could he become what they called a heinous scum?
"What's the matter?" Bai Ze came over, "There are troublemakers, are you trying to hurt you? I'll tear them apart...Eat them alive..."
Xu Chen grabbed him, and quickly finished writing with the pen and paper on the table, "No, they are all innocent people, take me away, is that okay?" 』
"Mr. Lingquan, what can I say about you, the world is dangerous, how can you be so simple."
Xu Chen was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he opened the window to escape, but found that it was the second floor, so he didn't dare to act rashly.
Bai Ze put his arms around his slender waist and laughed dumbly, "Let me protect the useless Lingquan Shangshen."
Afterwards, the two disappeared into the noisy street.
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The most beautiful boy in the heavens - the captain of the anti-pornography team, the greedy wolf king with one star in the Big Dipper - Chu Yu, has been demoted to the mortal world for a long time.
A rotten peach blossom, everyone is afraid of having an affair with him.Only Mr. Lian Zhen loves him as if he was his own son, like an adopted son...
Unexpectedly, Chu Yu has a variety of amorous feelings, and everyone is fighting for him, jealous...
Wu Qujun: This guy treats me very well, I want him!
Mu Dejun: Damn it, it’s nice to have you in my dream!
Lord Taiyin: I just want to pamper him, who dares to refuse?
...
Facing them, Chu Yu shook his head, flirted with them, and fled.
As a result, Mr. Lian Zhen became very angry and frequently got angry.
Chu Yu knelt and licked: I look at the face, they are ugly, not one ten-thousandth as good as you!The imperial doctor told me that I have a bad stomach and it is suitable to eat soft rice.Awesome!
now--
Chu Yu returns triumphantly: Brothers, Mr. Lian Zhen, please enjoy your face and invite everyone to dinner...
Mr. Wenqu: Yo!My stomach is empty and I can't eat...
Seven Killers: I can't, I can't,...
Mr. Jumen is trembling...+1
☆. Cute pets become bedside people (three in one)
At three poles in the sun, Ling Quan and Bai Ze parted ways in the grove.
When Xu Chen returned to Ling's mansion, he was walking by the side door. Old man Lin, the manager of the mansion, was waiting for him at the main door, no doubt wanting to scold him.
Xu Chen was quiet, ready to wait for scolding.
There was a trace of disgust in his eyes, and his gaze skipped Ling Quan, "Young master, I've been waiting for you for a long time, the master is looking for you."
"Do you know what happened?" Ling Quan asked him in sign language.
"I didn't say it, but...it's not necessarily a bad thing." Old Man Lin said.
"Thank you!" Xu Chen bowed and entered through the side door.
Lingquan, the youngest son of the Ling family, is an unlucky child. His father does not love his mother, he eats chaff when he is hungry, and sleeps in a woodshed when he is sleepy.
Childhood memories are basically miserable.
Xu Chen couldn't get emotional, thinking that this is a calamity, Tianzun can really be cruel, it is more distressing than the wild species outside.
When he reached the front hall door, just as he lifted his foot, a master inside picked up a valuable vase and threw it towards the door. Xu Chen dodged and jumped away.
"Naughty beast, you still have the face to come back..." Master Ling was furious and furious.
Xu Chen was cheeky and wanted to say: "This is my home, why don't you go back?"
It's a pity that the mute eats coptis...it's hard to tell.
Because of this mute, Master Ling was ridiculed all the time. He was a violent person, and when he got angry, his lips twitched and insulted the youngest son, calling him unlucky, and even scolding his dead mother.
Xu Chen pretended not to hear, bowed his head in silence, and wiped his tears on purpose, crying.
After being tired from cursing, Master Ling picked up his teacup to drink water and rested for a while.
Seeing that Ling Quan was indifferent, he became furious again, threw the teacup in front of Xu Chen, the little mute didn't react, the fragments of the teacup hit his feet and toes, and the pain spread from his toes to his whole body.
Xu Chen endured the pain in front of his father.
"The folks see that you live with a suave man. Where do you put my old face? Everyone in the street sings that the youngest son of the Ling family, Long Yang, is so good that he won't let him go."
With a thought in Xu Chen's mind, the devil in his bones was watching the situation, quite pleased with himself, "What, it's obvious that Mr. Bai Ze has no sense of shame, and he hugged me, and figured it out."
Ling Quan was speechless again.
Master Ling couldn't see him like this, so he said fiercely: "From now on, you are not allowed to leave the house for half a step. If you violate the law, I will ask someone to break your dog legs, do you hear me clearly?"
Ling Quan couldn't make a sound, so he could only nod his head.
"What are you still doing in a daze, go to the backyard to chop firewood, and you won't be allowed to have dinner until you finish chopping firewood." Master Ling howled again.
Xu Chen silently left the hall.
There is an unwritten rule in Ling's mansion that he, as the son of the master, is not allowed to enter the front hall, the main room, and the side room. This Ling Quan's status in the mansion is not as good as that of a kitten or dog.
There were maids and servants everywhere, Xu Chen was inconvenient to stay, so he walked out after leaving the main hall, passing by a green tile wall
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