my pheromones are toxic
Chapter 137 Fan Wai Yu Yue vs Wan Yangze
Yu Yue found out that Wan Yangze wanted to end it, so he quickly grabbed him, "What's wrong?"
Wan Yangze felt that he was careless, and felt a little guilty, "I'm sorry baby, I just remembered that the condom I used to exchange for the marriage certificate last time was used up."
Yu Yue: "Huh?"
As if drunk, he couldn't understand what Wan Yangze meant when he was in a state of confusion, love, and confusion.
Wan Yangze was about to get up, but Yu Yue firmly held him back, "You...don't you fucking like me?"
"I like you, I love you because I love..." Wan Yangze didn't have time to explain, Yu Yue rolled over and sat on him, "Give it to me."
Wan Yangze resisted, "Have you been drinking? I smell alcohol, do you know what happened?"
"I don't know, but you don't have a drop left."
Yu Yue kept his word, and Wan Yangze disappeared until the end.
And secretly swore that Yu Yue would never be allowed to drink secretly in the future!
After waking up the next day, Wan Yangze worked very hard to clean up all the sanitation, packed his luggage, and even squeezed toothpaste for Yu Yue.
Yu Yue didn't sleep too awake, or woke up, but his mind was still not clear, and he was always in a state of dissociation.
Until he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, he looked at Wan Yangze behind the mirror, and shouted: "Husband."
Wan Yangze was almost scared to death by saying "husband".
Not only because he was flattered, Wan Yangze felt that there was a kind of backlighting...too good.
It is basically impossible for Yu Yue to call him a sentence, unless Yu Yue has done something very wrong, although that kid most of the time does not admit his mistakes.
Now he yelled?
Wan Yangze thinks there is another possibility, maybe this is the last time Yu Yue called his husband, just to let him feel the sweetness.
Wan Yangze was filled with remorse, "Last night I..."
"Don't talk about it, I remember it all," Yu Yue washed his face again, "I was really drunk at first, but in fact I became sober later, this wine is really amazing, it can make people drunk, but in the end Those things I did were all the thoughts I wanted most in my heart, and I remember them completely and completely today.”
"..." Wan Yangze didn't know how to answer these words, was Yu Yue angry or not?
Yu Yue also dried his face, fixed his hair, turned his head and threw himself into Wan Yangze's arms, "It's a good time if I don't have a set, and the crematorium afterwards, I thought well at the time, anyway, I might not be pregnant, right? ?”
Wan Yangze wasn't sure either, "It's... isn't it?"
Yu Yue: "Give me some confidence. Anyway, what I was thinking at the time was how many people will only have one child in their lifetime. We are just doing this for the first time. There may not be a problem, right? I thought so last night anyway , It’s just that when I wake up today, the more I think about it, the more afraid I become, so please comfort me.”
Wan Yangze breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Yu Yue was going to divorce because of his indulgence last night.
He hugged his little sweet husband tightly, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
Of course, nothing will happen, but you can have children.
After returning to China, everyone started the third grade.
From time to time, the five members of Zhengtu will be called to have meetings with the headquarters. The content of the meeting is similar, such as a sense of collective honor, spirit of adventure, spirit of dedication...
Walking out of the gate of the conference room of Teiteng headquarters, the four of them yawned together, except Wan Yangze.
Wei Fanling said, "It's so hot, shall we go eat hot pot?"
Wo Gaonian: "It's such a hot day, why eat hot pot and jelly."
Wan Yangze asked Yu Yue, "What do you want to eat?"
Yu Yue rubbed his stomach, which was not hungry, and felt a bird come out of his mouth, "I want to eat... hot pot and jelly. The hot pot should be spicy, and the jelly should be more vinegar."
Wei Fanling: "Look, this is human nature, this is greed, want to eat everything?"
Wan Yangze smiled at Yu Yue, "Why do you have so many stomachs, why don't you choose one to eat?"
Recently, Yu Yue's appetite is not very good.
But Yu Yue refused to leave immediately, "I want to eat."
Wei Fanling felt that Yu Yue's behavior was becoming more...o angry?
But he didn't dare to say it, he could only say: "Wan Yangze, you are used to it, like a child."
Wan Yangze smiled dotingly, it was rare for Yu Yue to make such a nonsensical request on such a trivial matter, "Okay, eat everything, it's all up to you."
A group of people went to the hot pot restaurant, and Wan Yangze went to buy jelly for Yu Yue alone.
As a result, when it was time to eat it, Yu Yue tasted it and put it down, "The spicy one is just like that, and the sour one is not particularly refreshing."
In the end, Yu Yue didn't eat anything, took a sip of the water in front of him, frowned and said, "I have no appetite."
Wan Yangze asked him: "Then think about something else to eat?"
Wei Fanling clutched his chest and said, "Damn it...it's the first time I've seen Peerless Essence, so is it like this?"
Wo Gaonian: "So that's why you can't catch up with Yu Yue."
Wei Fanling: "Are you saying that I can't be a master?"
Wo Gaonian: "I said you have no luck."
Wei Fanling: "You are blessed, look, Hisoka looks at you, I think you talk too much."
Wo Gaonian: "Don't talk nonsense, Hisoka is looking at you!"
"Hey? Why is this nonsense? People are looking at you." Wei Fanling, Wo Gaonian, and Xi Suo began to bicker.
Yu Yue had already left his seat, Wan Yangze asked him what else he wanted to eat, Yu Yue said that he wanted to eat the tonkotsu ramen made by Wan Yangze himself, the hot and sour taste was the best.
The remaining three people said in unison: "Is this married life..."
The tonkotsu ramen is also ready, the taste is very good, Yu Yue thought, if it was before, he would definitely praise his ingenious husband, but what happened today, the taste is still a bit bad, what is it? What?
I don't understand.
Wan Yangze saw that Yu Yue still didn't eat much, so he asked him, "Is your appetite so bad, is it heatstroke? Turn down the temperature of the air conditioner?"
Yu Yue felt that Wan Yangze was concerned and confused, "I'm not afraid of the cold or the heat, how can I suffer from heat stroke, I just feel that there is no taste in my mouth, I want to drink coconut juice, and I also want to eat the freshly picked big mango , the freshest ones, pomegranates are also needed, and I also want to eat dates, grapes, passion fruit, pears, the ones just picked."
Wan Yangze: "..."
Their four districts, southeast, northwest, are famously rich and wealthy, and they can have whatever they want, but the only disadvantage is that most of the food needs to be imported, especially the variety of fruits, which are not in season yet.
And even if the freshly picked fruits are transported by air, it will take half a day or even a day later.
Private jets can arrive quickly if they are urgent.
Wan Yangze asked him: "Then I'll have someone deliver all of these this afternoon, and I promise to deliver them all within five hours."
Yu Yue shook his head, "No, I want to stand under the tree and eat the freshest."
"...Okay, or wait for the holiday...today is only Monday." Wan Yangze wants Yu Yue to eat whatever he wants, but there are still classes, so he can't skip class, right?
Yu Yue was upset again, "I don't care."
Wan Yangze: "Then I'll ask for leave."
For Yu Yue's own class, he had to go to Yu Lian to ask for leave alone.
Yu Lian's recent experiment was at a critical juncture, and he heard Yu Yue say that he wanted to eat pomegranates under the pomegranate tree, and he also wanted to go abroad to eat them.
Yu Lian raised her head and looked at him affectionately: "I'll grant you leave only when I have enough brains, go to work quickly."
Yu Yue lay down on the table, "Oh, I want to eat."
Yu Lian felt a chill all over her body, "Get out of here, no one will listen to you, if you want to act like a baby, go find Wan Yangze."
"Oh, I'm looking for you," Yu Yue stepped forward to hug Yu Lian's arm, "Everything Wan Yangze can do has been done."
Yu Lian hurriedly tore this guy away and wiped his sleeves, "I said, are you sick? Are you? If you want to eat pomegranates, you can ask for leave? Does your family open Diteng?"
"It's not from my family..." Yu Yue's voice became smaller and smaller, and he didn't respond for a long time.
Yu Lian ignored him at first, and no one responded when he asked him to help get the reagents.
Looking back, Yu Lian said, "Damn!"
Why are you still crying?
Yu Lian walked over and touched his forehead, "Are you okay? A pomegranate, so greedy?"
"You don't understand," Yu Yue wept silently and shook his head, "You don't understand the importance of pomegranates at all."
Yu Lian looked at him lovingly, and said in her heart: It seems that the mentally retarded man who has been cured for many years can finally speak.
Professor Yu hurriedly called Wan Yangze, "Come and pick up your Omega, I'm sick, go back and rest for an afternoon, and come tomorrow."
Wan Yangze asked: "Professor Yu, can you give him three days off?"
"Why go?" Yu Lian asked.
Wan Yangze: "Picking pomegranates..."
Yu Lian: "..."
Who is wrong?
Yu Lian: "Can you tell me what's wrong with you two?"
Yu Lian walked out while talking, and she didn't mind whether Yu Yue could hear it or not, so she walked outside the laboratory.
Yu Lian: "That kid is crying at my place because of a pomegranate, Wan Yangze, do you know what this concept is? Yu Yue, this guy, I have never seen him cry since he was a child, his temper is more fierce than Alpha, You said he was crying because of a pomegranate? Did you have an affair with a man named Pomegranate?"
"..." Wan Yangze was also puzzled, "It's really not, Professor Yu, I don't know what's going on, Xiao Yue's mental state is not very normal recently, he is very clingy, but his appetite Not good, sometimes good, I can't tell."
Yu Lian frowned and said, "Take him to the hospital for a checkup."
"He's not going."
"He himself is a medical student. If he doesn't go, it must be because he is not sick. He must know his body well." Yu Lian said.
Wan Yangze also knew that Yu Yue was very healthy, "Well, I don't know if he was stimulated by something."
Reminiscing about Yu Yue's various situations, and also thinking of their newlywed identities, Yu Lian asked Wan Yangze suspiciously, "Teacher, I want to ask you something."
"Yes." Wan Yangze still respects the teacher very much.
Professor Yu: "Have you taken safety measures recently?"
"..." Through the mobile phone, Wan Yangze blushed, coughed for a long time and faltered about what happened a month ago, no idea.
Yu Lian was stunned for a long time, then asked Wan Yangze: "Was it intentional or was it careless?"
"careless……"
So Wan Yangze was scolded to death by Yu Lian.
Before hanging up the phone, Yu Lian said angrily: "It's time for vacation, eat whatever you like, brats like to play flower jobs and be dumbfounded, take care of your body, this is the treasure of Wanyu's family."
Wan Yangze was dizzy for a moment, "Okay, okay."
Well, I didn't realize that I became a father until I realized what it means to be a baby of the Wanyu family.
Wan Yangze quickly corrected Yu Lian and said, "Isn't Yu Yue the baby of the two families?"
Yu Lian: "..." What kind of affection are you showing me at this time?
The author has something to say:
Journey member: This guy suddenly becomes weak, and he will definitely give birth to a delicate Omega girl!expect!
Wan Yangze: Yes.
Yu Yue: ...
Wan Yangze felt that he was careless, and felt a little guilty, "I'm sorry baby, I just remembered that the condom I used to exchange for the marriage certificate last time was used up."
Yu Yue: "Huh?"
As if drunk, he couldn't understand what Wan Yangze meant when he was in a state of confusion, love, and confusion.
Wan Yangze was about to get up, but Yu Yue firmly held him back, "You...don't you fucking like me?"
"I like you, I love you because I love..." Wan Yangze didn't have time to explain, Yu Yue rolled over and sat on him, "Give it to me."
Wan Yangze resisted, "Have you been drinking? I smell alcohol, do you know what happened?"
"I don't know, but you don't have a drop left."
Yu Yue kept his word, and Wan Yangze disappeared until the end.
And secretly swore that Yu Yue would never be allowed to drink secretly in the future!
After waking up the next day, Wan Yangze worked very hard to clean up all the sanitation, packed his luggage, and even squeezed toothpaste for Yu Yue.
Yu Yue didn't sleep too awake, or woke up, but his mind was still not clear, and he was always in a state of dissociation.
Until he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, he looked at Wan Yangze behind the mirror, and shouted: "Husband."
Wan Yangze was almost scared to death by saying "husband".
Not only because he was flattered, Wan Yangze felt that there was a kind of backlighting...too good.
It is basically impossible for Yu Yue to call him a sentence, unless Yu Yue has done something very wrong, although that kid most of the time does not admit his mistakes.
Now he yelled?
Wan Yangze thinks there is another possibility, maybe this is the last time Yu Yue called his husband, just to let him feel the sweetness.
Wan Yangze was filled with remorse, "Last night I..."
"Don't talk about it, I remember it all," Yu Yue washed his face again, "I was really drunk at first, but in fact I became sober later, this wine is really amazing, it can make people drunk, but in the end Those things I did were all the thoughts I wanted most in my heart, and I remember them completely and completely today.”
"..." Wan Yangze didn't know how to answer these words, was Yu Yue angry or not?
Yu Yue also dried his face, fixed his hair, turned his head and threw himself into Wan Yangze's arms, "It's a good time if I don't have a set, and the crematorium afterwards, I thought well at the time, anyway, I might not be pregnant, right? ?”
Wan Yangze wasn't sure either, "It's... isn't it?"
Yu Yue: "Give me some confidence. Anyway, what I was thinking at the time was how many people will only have one child in their lifetime. We are just doing this for the first time. There may not be a problem, right? I thought so last night anyway , It’s just that when I wake up today, the more I think about it, the more afraid I become, so please comfort me.”
Wan Yangze breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Yu Yue was going to divorce because of his indulgence last night.
He hugged his little sweet husband tightly, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
Of course, nothing will happen, but you can have children.
After returning to China, everyone started the third grade.
From time to time, the five members of Zhengtu will be called to have meetings with the headquarters. The content of the meeting is similar, such as a sense of collective honor, spirit of adventure, spirit of dedication...
Walking out of the gate of the conference room of Teiteng headquarters, the four of them yawned together, except Wan Yangze.
Wei Fanling said, "It's so hot, shall we go eat hot pot?"
Wo Gaonian: "It's such a hot day, why eat hot pot and jelly."
Wan Yangze asked Yu Yue, "What do you want to eat?"
Yu Yue rubbed his stomach, which was not hungry, and felt a bird come out of his mouth, "I want to eat... hot pot and jelly. The hot pot should be spicy, and the jelly should be more vinegar."
Wei Fanling: "Look, this is human nature, this is greed, want to eat everything?"
Wan Yangze smiled at Yu Yue, "Why do you have so many stomachs, why don't you choose one to eat?"
Recently, Yu Yue's appetite is not very good.
But Yu Yue refused to leave immediately, "I want to eat."
Wei Fanling felt that Yu Yue's behavior was becoming more...o angry?
But he didn't dare to say it, he could only say: "Wan Yangze, you are used to it, like a child."
Wan Yangze smiled dotingly, it was rare for Yu Yue to make such a nonsensical request on such a trivial matter, "Okay, eat everything, it's all up to you."
A group of people went to the hot pot restaurant, and Wan Yangze went to buy jelly for Yu Yue alone.
As a result, when it was time to eat it, Yu Yue tasted it and put it down, "The spicy one is just like that, and the sour one is not particularly refreshing."
In the end, Yu Yue didn't eat anything, took a sip of the water in front of him, frowned and said, "I have no appetite."
Wan Yangze asked him: "Then think about something else to eat?"
Wei Fanling clutched his chest and said, "Damn it...it's the first time I've seen Peerless Essence, so is it like this?"
Wo Gaonian: "So that's why you can't catch up with Yu Yue."
Wei Fanling: "Are you saying that I can't be a master?"
Wo Gaonian: "I said you have no luck."
Wei Fanling: "You are blessed, look, Hisoka looks at you, I think you talk too much."
Wo Gaonian: "Don't talk nonsense, Hisoka is looking at you!"
"Hey? Why is this nonsense? People are looking at you." Wei Fanling, Wo Gaonian, and Xi Suo began to bicker.
Yu Yue had already left his seat, Wan Yangze asked him what else he wanted to eat, Yu Yue said that he wanted to eat the tonkotsu ramen made by Wan Yangze himself, the hot and sour taste was the best.
The remaining three people said in unison: "Is this married life..."
The tonkotsu ramen is also ready, the taste is very good, Yu Yue thought, if it was before, he would definitely praise his ingenious husband, but what happened today, the taste is still a bit bad, what is it? What?
I don't understand.
Wan Yangze saw that Yu Yue still didn't eat much, so he asked him, "Is your appetite so bad, is it heatstroke? Turn down the temperature of the air conditioner?"
Yu Yue felt that Wan Yangze was concerned and confused, "I'm not afraid of the cold or the heat, how can I suffer from heat stroke, I just feel that there is no taste in my mouth, I want to drink coconut juice, and I also want to eat the freshly picked big mango , the freshest ones, pomegranates are also needed, and I also want to eat dates, grapes, passion fruit, pears, the ones just picked."
Wan Yangze: "..."
Their four districts, southeast, northwest, are famously rich and wealthy, and they can have whatever they want, but the only disadvantage is that most of the food needs to be imported, especially the variety of fruits, which are not in season yet.
And even if the freshly picked fruits are transported by air, it will take half a day or even a day later.
Private jets can arrive quickly if they are urgent.
Wan Yangze asked him: "Then I'll have someone deliver all of these this afternoon, and I promise to deliver them all within five hours."
Yu Yue shook his head, "No, I want to stand under the tree and eat the freshest."
"...Okay, or wait for the holiday...today is only Monday." Wan Yangze wants Yu Yue to eat whatever he wants, but there are still classes, so he can't skip class, right?
Yu Yue was upset again, "I don't care."
Wan Yangze: "Then I'll ask for leave."
For Yu Yue's own class, he had to go to Yu Lian to ask for leave alone.
Yu Lian's recent experiment was at a critical juncture, and he heard Yu Yue say that he wanted to eat pomegranates under the pomegranate tree, and he also wanted to go abroad to eat them.
Yu Lian raised her head and looked at him affectionately: "I'll grant you leave only when I have enough brains, go to work quickly."
Yu Yue lay down on the table, "Oh, I want to eat."
Yu Lian felt a chill all over her body, "Get out of here, no one will listen to you, if you want to act like a baby, go find Wan Yangze."
"Oh, I'm looking for you," Yu Yue stepped forward to hug Yu Lian's arm, "Everything Wan Yangze can do has been done."
Yu Lian hurriedly tore this guy away and wiped his sleeves, "I said, are you sick? Are you? If you want to eat pomegranates, you can ask for leave? Does your family open Diteng?"
"It's not from my family..." Yu Yue's voice became smaller and smaller, and he didn't respond for a long time.
Yu Lian ignored him at first, and no one responded when he asked him to help get the reagents.
Looking back, Yu Lian said, "Damn!"
Why are you still crying?
Yu Lian walked over and touched his forehead, "Are you okay? A pomegranate, so greedy?"
"You don't understand," Yu Yue wept silently and shook his head, "You don't understand the importance of pomegranates at all."
Yu Lian looked at him lovingly, and said in her heart: It seems that the mentally retarded man who has been cured for many years can finally speak.
Professor Yu hurriedly called Wan Yangze, "Come and pick up your Omega, I'm sick, go back and rest for an afternoon, and come tomorrow."
Wan Yangze asked: "Professor Yu, can you give him three days off?"
"Why go?" Yu Lian asked.
Wan Yangze: "Picking pomegranates..."
Yu Lian: "..."
Who is wrong?
Yu Lian: "Can you tell me what's wrong with you two?"
Yu Lian walked out while talking, and she didn't mind whether Yu Yue could hear it or not, so she walked outside the laboratory.
Yu Lian: "That kid is crying at my place because of a pomegranate, Wan Yangze, do you know what this concept is? Yu Yue, this guy, I have never seen him cry since he was a child, his temper is more fierce than Alpha, You said he was crying because of a pomegranate? Did you have an affair with a man named Pomegranate?"
"..." Wan Yangze was also puzzled, "It's really not, Professor Yu, I don't know what's going on, Xiao Yue's mental state is not very normal recently, he is very clingy, but his appetite Not good, sometimes good, I can't tell."
Yu Lian frowned and said, "Take him to the hospital for a checkup."
"He's not going."
"He himself is a medical student. If he doesn't go, it must be because he is not sick. He must know his body well." Yu Lian said.
Wan Yangze also knew that Yu Yue was very healthy, "Well, I don't know if he was stimulated by something."
Reminiscing about Yu Yue's various situations, and also thinking of their newlywed identities, Yu Lian asked Wan Yangze suspiciously, "Teacher, I want to ask you something."
"Yes." Wan Yangze still respects the teacher very much.
Professor Yu: "Have you taken safety measures recently?"
"..." Through the mobile phone, Wan Yangze blushed, coughed for a long time and faltered about what happened a month ago, no idea.
Yu Lian was stunned for a long time, then asked Wan Yangze: "Was it intentional or was it careless?"
"careless……"
So Wan Yangze was scolded to death by Yu Lian.
Before hanging up the phone, Yu Lian said angrily: "It's time for vacation, eat whatever you like, brats like to play flower jobs and be dumbfounded, take care of your body, this is the treasure of Wanyu's family."
Wan Yangze was dizzy for a moment, "Okay, okay."
Well, I didn't realize that I became a father until I realized what it means to be a baby of the Wanyu family.
Wan Yangze quickly corrected Yu Lian and said, "Isn't Yu Yue the baby of the two families?"
Yu Lian: "..." What kind of affection are you showing me at this time?
The author has something to say:
Journey member: This guy suddenly becomes weak, and he will definitely give birth to a delicate Omega girl!expect!
Wan Yangze: Yes.
Yu Yue: ...
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