Say Tai Sui's happy life

Tao just doesn't know!You haven't explained your own rotten things clearly yet, so shameless to pour dirty water on me! "

"I splashed dirty water on you?! You're still excited to find fault!"

"Who is looking for faults?! Am I looking for faults or are you looking for faults?!...Brother, don't stop me, I have to break up with him today to understand!"

Haishang-jun looked around while talking, and sneered as he picked up the "Shiyuting Weekly" from the corner with a sneer.

Mr. Haishang opened the magazine and handed it to Aoxiao Hongchen, "Look, big brother! In the past two years when I went abroad, he hooked up with people everywhere, and today he even bit me back!"

One page of the book sneered: "The magazine reporter wrote 'Haitian' in the article, but you have found an opportunity. You have planned it for a long time!"

Aoxiao Hongchen thought to himself what he was talking about. He took the magazine and looked at it, only to see that the title on the page read "Crescent Moon, Heaven and Earth, Twin Peaks, Sea and Sky". Looking down, the content is a special report , the protagonist is a book and Qing Haichao.The general idea is that Qing Haichao asked a page to go to Tiandihe to talk about Baitaolue City, and the two of them had a drink and returned drunk.During the quotation, there is no shortage of praise words such as "Laughing at the hero, who is equal to him?" and ambiguous words such as "Sea and Sky Drunk".

Aoxiao Hongchen had heard about the "Haitian Jue", but he didn't think much of it at the time.At this moment, seeing that the matter had changed under the description of the reporter, he seemed to understand the source of Mr. Haishang's anger.

He was about to persuade him, but unexpectedly Haishang Jun said first, "More than that! Besides men, there are also women!" He took out another magazine from nowhere, flipped through a few pages, and handed it to Ao Xiao Hongchen again.

The title this time is even more exaggerated, it reads "Fei Lu, a priest of the Niyu clan, fell in love with a Buddhist monk, and he will not be tolerated in the world, and meet to retire." Judging from the content, it does not seem to be groundless, no wonder Lord Haishang is so angry.

Based on Aoxiao Hongchen's understanding of a single page of a book, the other party's practice is pure, but the relationship between him and He Haishang Jun is like gold and stone, unbreakable for many years, and he is not a merciless person.However, the person who knows a page of the book better than him is naturally Lord Haishang himself. Back then, when the golden core was three calamities and their lives were intersected, the relationship between the two of them was beyond the imagination of today's young people.

But now, just two reports made Yitian and Brahma quarrel like this. After connecting with what was said in the previous page, Aoxiao Hongchen felt that there should be something else that he didn't understand.

He pondered for a few seconds, "Brahma is not a sentimental person, I am afraid that there are many falsehoods in the reporter's writing, brother, you..."

Lord Haishang smiled angrily, "I know what kind of person he is. This time he planted a crime on me out of thin air, and I'm afraid he really cares about that Beilie Jingtao."

One page of the book was furious, and he slapped the table: "Who the hell made it out of nothing?! You got pregnant within a few months after you returned to China, and you still have blood on your face?!"

This sentence Ao Xiao Hongchen heard the truth, but he was completely stunned by the meaning of it, this... a bit too much information...

He sneaked a glance at the belly of a page of the book with some embarrassment. He didn't think it was bigger than before, and...he had never heard of a man being pregnant...or Brahma's physique was different from ordinary people's...

A page of a book met his eyes, and he couldn't laugh or cry, "It's not me! I don't have that function!" He pushed a piece of paper on his desk to Ao Xiao Hongchen, "Look for yourself! Don't say I wronged him !"

It was a diagnosis certificate issued by Migu Hospital in Xianni. Smiling Hongchen glanced at it, and saw that "six weeks of pregnancy" was clearly written on it. handwriting.

What made him even more dumbfounded was that the words "Ling Xiaoyue" were impressively printed on the top left corner of the diagnosis certificate.

--What does this mean?Is it because I don't understand or is the world changing too fast?

——Ling Xiaoyue is pregnant?Is it Xiandi's child?Why is the medical certificate on one page?Oh, that's not right, that girl Ling Xiaoyue usually behaves quite decently, she doesn't look like a frivolous person, could it be that she has sex with my younger brother after drinking...

Just when Aoxiao Hongchen was dizzy from the sudden situation, Lord Haishang said again, "If you want to commit a crime, there is no excuse! You have really lost your money this time! At all costs! Put the crime on me! Fine! You are ruthless! You have the ability to call Ling Xiaoyue over to confront me! If you want to join forces to plot against me, there is no way!"

A page of books was so angry that his veins burst out, "You... you want to be good when you get a bargain, don't you! Want to demonstrate to me? All right! Call her!"

After the choking, the two parties searched for their mobile phones all over the room, only to find that their mobile phones had been "simply" broken during the quarrel just now, and even the landline that was originally on the desk was smashed.

Lord Haishang said to the Aoxiao Hongchen who was still in a state of confusion: "Brother, where is your cell phone? Call Ling Xiaoyue!"

Only then did Ao Xiao Hongchen come to his senses, "Ling Xiaoyue? I don't have her number in my phone..."

"Call Cuihuanshan community to find her! Call Suzhen too! I can't think of such a bad move in a single page, and he must have come up with all the tricks!"

Storm ([-])

Ling Xiaoyue felt that her recent luck was really terrible. She choked on drinking water until she walked and sprained her feet. Even if she wanted to take a break after working too much overtime, Su Zhenzhen only gave her half-day leave.

——Jian Jun asked me out thousands of times, but you only let me go for half a day.

She greeted the eighteen generations of Su Huanzhen's ancestors one by one (--) deep in her heart, and then greeted Su Huanzhen's seniors one by one (==), and finally made a decision

——Su Huanzhen, it was you who forced me to use my trump card.

She flipped left and right in her bag, "Huh? Why is it missing?"

Jian Jun, who was drinking the soup, took a mouthful of soup in his mouth and didn't swallow it. He asked vaguely, "What are you looking for?"

Ling Xiaoyue rummaged through the bag intently, "Leave note."

Jian Jun swallowed the soup and began to study the fruit platter, "Wouldn't it be good to fill another one?"

Ling Xiaoyue paused, "Uh...it's a sick note", she couldn't find it after searching for a long time, she couldn't help but frowned, "It's over...it's lost..."

"Go to the hospital to get a new one, it's not a troublesome thing." Jian Jun was eating strawberries.

"It's not a troublesome thing?!" Ling Xiaoyue glared at him, "You don't know what kind of virtue Su Zhenzhen is? He keeps talking about 'you can't go to the front line for minor injuries, and you can't go to the hospital for serious injuries'. There are also regulations on the leave, a cold and a fever can be up to three days! After so many extra days, even a month off is too little for me, Su really only let me take half a day off!"

"Hmm..." Jian Jun thought for a while, "Then you can find Mu Shaoai and issue ten fake notes for cold and fever, adding up to 30 days!"

"Ten leave slips are so troublesome. The day before yesterday I asked Mu Shaoai to issue a medical certificate for a three-month leave." Ling Xiaoyue frowned and said.

"Mu Shaoai is righteous!... What kind of illness did he write to you? Do you have to take three months off?"

"..."

"???"

"It doesn't make any sense to be sick...the medical certificate is lost..."

"... Ask him to open another one?"

Ling Xiaoyue lay down on the table, "Do you know how much effort it took me to get him to write me that medical certificate..." (Ling Xiaoyue's heart: I almost sold myself TT)

She tried hard to recall the places she had been to after she got out of the Migu Hospital in Xianni, and sat up suddenly, "I remembered!"

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Ao Xiao Hongchen dialed the phone number over and over again under the reminder of Mr. Haishang and Yi Yeshu's very unreliable memory...

"Hello, this is the Sword Sea community..."

"Hi, the user you are calling is not authorized to accept calls..."

"Hello, the number you called is empty..."

Smiling Hongchen: "...do you really remember the phone number..."

Mr. Haishang: "...Call 114 and check..."

One-page book: "zzzzz..." (tired from the quarrel and fell asleep on the table...)

At this time, Xiao Hongchen, who had already despised these two people very much, dialed the number of Tai Sui very depressed.

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Aoxiao Hongchen, who finally dialed the phone number of the Cuihuanshan community, was no longer depressed.

"Hi, this is Cuihuanshan Community, please press '1' for service in adversity, and press '2' for service in Jijing..."

Ao Xiao Hongchen pressed "1".

"For community service, please press '1', for community activities, please press '2', for community information, please press '3'...for phone numbers, please press '0'"

Ao Xiao Hongchen pressed "0".

"Civil affairs, please press '1', cultural and educational affairs, please press '2', urban construction affairs, please press '3'..."

Smiling Hongchen raised his forehead, and Mr. Haishang suggested, "Press one at random, and when it is connected, go directly to Ling Xiaoyue and Su Zhenzhen."

Ao Xiao Hongchen was right after thinking about it, so he pressed a number at random.

"You chose to inquire about community security matters. In order to provide you with better and more convenient services, the system will verify your identity as a community resident. Please listen to the questions below and choose the answer you think is correct. Answer two questions correctly, and the system will You can pass the verification."

Smiling Hongchen: "..."

Lord Haishang: "..."

A page woke up from sleep and rubbed his eyes, "Did you get through the phone? It's been so long..."

Mr. Haishang: "It's clear, it will be fine soon." (==)

"Please listen to the first question. Among all the looks of Su Huanzhen, the first actor in "Thunderbolt Puppet Show", the name of the first battle armor look