I live in prehistoric

"Miss you." Xiangzi said.

"Hmm..." Could it be said that the blush was from the fire?

"Miss me?" Xiangzi asked.

"...Hmm." I missed him, so I came back to look for him, and I was restless when I couldn't see him.

"I poured out the dog food just now, indicating that I can't eat any more!"

"We've been separated for less than three hours! As for..."

"Fall! Like someone who has never been in love!"

"I haven't talked about it... I'm so envious~"

"Upstairs, how can you fall in love after seeing this kind of thing!"

"This pair of Sipis are so sweet!"

No matter what everyone said, Gong Xi was very happy. "It's all down and come back to eat? What do you want to eat?" He heard his own voice with a strange gentleness, and saw the bullet screen full of gay purple, gay fans, and dirty yellow "eat you", The fluttering little heart is dancing.

"I want to eat... Mushu meat!" When Xiangzi paused, Gong Xi's face was completely burned - I really thought he would say "eat you".But he looked at himself with a smile, his eyes were clear and gentle, he should be answering the question very seriously.

This dish has something special to them both.The fungus found during the walk, the wild boar hunted in the mountains, the soy sauce brewed by oneself... There are stories about Xiangzi's parents, and the oolong that accidentally injured Xiangzi, full of memories of the two of them.

"Fei Shi'er's father was reluctant to feed the grain to the livestock, and exchanged the wild boar he caught for others. When he saw the big pig (meaning the animal gave birth) the little pig, he was very jealous..." Xiangzi sat down and watched the fire , talking to Gong Xi.

Such a simple and trivial daily life becomes very different because two people stay together.

That's really Uncle's usual style!

"Xiangzi, don't you want to raise pigs?" Gong Xi had no such plan, she was just curious.

"You're not here...I don't want to do anything." Xiangzi fiddled with the branch in her hand and said sourly.He's back, that's good.

A little sad, but also very happy.

"Ah hey, the show of affection is endless!"

"Talk about raising pigs, and you can confess!"

"Xiangzi is a master...that eyes and words of love~"

"You are here, I really want to do it~"

Stir-fried sauce, as the color deepens, the rich aroma rushes up.The red and white and evenly fat and thin pork slices are put into the "pot", put on gorgeous and dazzling coats, and twist their bodies excitedly.The elastic fungus jumped twice and fell into the embrace of meat sauce.

The heart of the cook always hopes that the eater will be satisfied.The first piece of meat must be for Xiangzi, his naturally upturned lips and slightly narrowed eyes reassured Gong Xi.

And Gong Xi is no longer the sojourner who can't cook with a knife and forgot to put salt.

Being with Xiangzi was never enough, but during the half a year when he returned to modern times, except for thinking about this person, he spent the rest of the time sleeping and paralyzing himself.

In short, he was sleepy, his head drooped down once in a while, and then slowly lifted up...

Xiangzi scratched the tip of his nose shining in the sun with her fingers, and couldn't help laughing.

Gong Xi suddenly opened her eyelids, confused: "I fell asleep?"

"Go to sleep if you're tired." Xiangzi kissed his forehead, rubbed his chin, and heard him laugh.

"Itchy... your beard." The warm face, the scratching stubble...

Xiangzi picked him up, exclaimed, and put him down on the bed. "Sleep, I will let the little wolf guard you."

"Princess wants to wake up, the loyal dog can retire~"

"Are you really not going to sleep together? I think the broadcaster is willing~"

"It's much sweeter than before!"

"No kiss, bad review!"

"A man with a sense of responsibility and self-control is cute, my dears!"

In the cheerful atmosphere of the bullet screen, she misses Xiangzi's back and falls asleep with her eyes closed.

The little wolf barked twice, Gong Xi opened his eyes and saw Fei Shi'er coming.Stretched and got up to greet her.

"Uncle, I heard that you were in trouble yesterday? That man has lost his conscience! You and brother Xiangzi are so kind to everyone..." The little girl felt wronged for him.

Someone is looking forward to, and my heart is warm. "It's okay, the same rice supports all kinds of people, and you can expect to help each other? Well, I was really scared at the time. If he was taken captive...what do you think he wants to do?"

"That's right! What are you doing? Uncle, you seem to have said that you can't have children...you don't dare to have children like him!" Fei Shi'er analyzed in bewilderment.

I always feel that she seems to rationalize the fact that she was kidnapped. Is it an illusion?

"Just don't want a child, just be cool..."

"Don't rush upstairs, this kind of thing is terrible!"

"That person's brain is pumped, Xiangzi must have put him on the death list!"

"Maybe it's because I fell in love with Xiao Gongxi, he's very cute~"

"Maybe it's because you think Brother Xiangzi has so many good things, and you brought them with you, so you may have evil intentions. My parents also said that if there are too many things in the house, it will be uneasy." Xiao Xiao At a young age, I already know a lot about adults.From living together to separation, she has also heard about those dirty things in the past.

Yes, not everyone turns the envy of others into motivation to spur themselves to work hard.

"Fei Shi'er came to find Uncle...what's brother doing?" Gong Xi wanted to do many things, but he couldn't do it alone; he also really wanted to find Xiang Zi, even if it was just to look at him.

"Uncle, shall we go find something to eat? My father said that Brother Xiangzi took everyone to plow the land, but there were not many vegetables that could be grown, and they were all moved from other places. What's worse, There are even people who secretly bring vegetables home..." So, everything is difficult at the beginning.The conditions are inherently difficult, and what's more, people's hearts are always inconsistent.

On the ground, look at Xiangzi by the way, perfect!

Going out with Fei Shi'er, with the little wolf by his side, there shouldn't be anything wrong.

On the way, he remembered a post that Wenger showed him in the dull state last year: "Xiao Gonggong, may I show you the original vegetable and fruit pictures sent by a researcher? It's so funny, it almost made me laugh... "

The corn found in America in 7000 BC looks like an ear of rice; the peach in 4000 BC, native to my country, has a diameter of about 25 mm, and 36% of it is hard core; the eggplants native to India and Thailand are round , when they entered China in the Eastern Han Dynasty, they were still yellow and could be used as cosplay persimmons; tropical fruits such as watermelon and banana, the original appearance completely reflected the malice of nature, under the thick peel were huge and rich black seeds and a little bit of barren and sour flesh... …

Netizens commented that the farming articles that traveled to the wilderness were all written in vain.Gong Xi laughed nervously when she saw it, scaring Wenger enough.

He walks here down-to-earth, every plant and tree is so real, why don't you believe it?Whether people believe it or not, he always believes it.

Someone asked, in such a cruel environment, what can one eat... Don't talk about traveling to a primitive society, even if one accidentally falls into a deep mountain and old forest, how many things can one eat?

Gong Xi, who is familiar with modern history, can tell them responsibly: anything can be eaten.

why not? The last 20 years of the 50th century was the most astonishing period for the development of domestic material production.Three years of natural disasters, leaps forward, and wrong routes caused the people at that time to eat up all the bark, which was not enough! At the beginning of the 21st century, the production society was on the right track, and more food was used.The suffering generation often points to the weeds on the side of the road and tells their children that they have eaten them before, and they can even tell the different tastes...

Prehistoric they were bitter, but the joy of life lies in discovery.Unless, if you can't eat the medium-rare steak at xx restaurant today, you will be hungry; the coffee served is not hot enough to drink... People who are so picky and don't touch it if they are not satisfied, probably really can't survive. go down.

Survival in the Wild, a survival challenge reality show that has lasted for more than 100 years abroad, will give them a profound opening lesson every time it welcomes a group of participants: drink your own urine first.

Being alive is a complex art.Pursuing a balance between suffering and pleasure is a kind of meaning.

But... Xiangzi and the others really don't eat much fruit.This is the same as growing vegetables compared to hunting.The degree of demand for food nutrition makes people automatically rank domesticated objects.

Seeing the hot scene of Xiangzi sweating shirtless, these advanced thoughts flew away pia.

Fei Shi'er looked back and forth between the two men, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"Sow seeds in my heart, my Xiangzi!"

"Farming of Temptation..."

"That's right, my podcaster~"

"Benefits! Benefits!"

"My nosebleed..."

The author has something to say: I was very happy to see some sayings.But after thinking about it, I feel that some views are still not true.For example, if you fall into the deep mountains, you will have nothing to eat, and if you fall into the primitive world, you will not be able to survive. It is true that it is easy to change from frugality to extravagance, but the history of human development is actually a "historical mirror".

It's quite interesting to copy some netizens' complaints:

1 That, can you optimize the pomegranate so that there are no seeds in it, and every bite will be juice, okay?

2 Lu Xun said, whoever was the first to eat crabs must also be the first to eat spiders, maybe because they are not tasty, no one eats them...

3 It can be seen how much effort humans have made to eat! ! ! !We have no reason not to eat more! ! ! ! ! !This is all paid for by the blood and sweat of the ancestors, comrades! ! ! ! ! !Hold back! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !eat! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

4 So... the farming texts that traveled to the wilderness are all written in vain

5 Plants: All for Seeds!Humans: All for delicious food!

6 May I ask if cherries can...

7 I thought that before domestication, banana radishes would bite people~

8 I heard that carrots are the color they are now because the Dutch like orange

9 Hope cherries can be bred to be as big as peaches

10 How did the farmers judge that this thing had a future when it was so ugly and unpalatable? !

11 I want to know more, let alone being transported back to the primitive society, just in case I accidentally fall into the deep mountains and old forests, how many edible things are there around me?

12 It needs to be forwarded to those great people who traveled to the barbaric era!

——The author has seen it == Huh, if there is Xiangzi, I will go to order it. . .Happy weekend (づ￣3￣)づ