Teammate, he is delicious and sweet [e-sports]

The warm wind in Yuncheng was blowing in April, Gu Xiu came back from running in the morning, and the breakfast was delivered just in time.

The green plants are swaying outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the European-style classic-style restaurant is exquisite and luxurious.

Gu Xiu took a shower and sat in front of the dining table. Instead of sitting down and eating breakfast like in the past, he picked up his mobile phone and opened the Miyu app, searched for the viewing history and opened the star’s live broadcast room, and found the replays of the live broadcast that he hadn’t watched yesterday. keep reading.

After knowing that Xing Xing is also an anchor, Gu Xiushunteng easily found Xing Xing's live broadcast room on the Weibo homepage of netizens who called him a dog thief, and watched all his live replays from the beginning with great interest.

After watching several replays intermittently these days, Gu Xiu came to a conclusion.

The person who operates a special Muggle is not necessarily a man-machine. The 'man-machine' you play may be just a newcomer.

"Fuck, we seem to be matched with a man-machine, Zhang Bin and Zhao Yang, come and have a look, this number three walks so stupidly, and holds a sprayer and a UZI, it is exactly the same as a man-machine." Xingxing's teammate accidentally Passing by him, the characters who saw him did not sprint at full speed, but walked forward with small steps, stood in front of him in amazement and looked at him through the mirror, as if they had discovered a new world.

"How can it be possible to match a man and a machine? I'm afraid you're an idiot." His friend responded disdainfully.

"How can it be impossible? Most of the low-end bureaus in fish ponds like this are not man-machines. If he was a real person, he would have spoken long ago."

As if to prove to his teammates that he was not a robot, Xingxing stopped suddenly, put away his gun and stood face to face with his teammates.

"Woo~ Hohohoho, the fucking man-machine can actually close the gun? This is too advanced!" The teammate was even more surprised, and walked towards him while calling for friends: "Come and see, we have matched people. It's time!"

"If I run poison, he should understand that I am not a man-machine, and a man-machine will not run poison." Xing Xing said to himself, and vowed to turn around and walk towards the safe zone.

That's right, go.

He can't sprint.

"Little cutie, man-machines can not only escape poison, but also spray medicine, and climb windows and walls to wrap bandages. At present, it seems that man-machines should know more than you hahahaha, sorry, I can't help it."

A barrage suddenly drifted past.

Xing Xing obviously saw the barrage posted by passers-by. Gu Xiu noticed that the boy's eyes lit up in the video, and he suddenly realized: "Is that so, no wonder my teammates think I'm a human machine."

When Gu Xiu saw this barrage, he couldn't help but curled his lips into a smile, and at the same time suddenly realized that the fact that he couldn't see the barrage in the replay of the live broadcast was not because of a problem with his barrage system, but because there was no barrage in Xingxing's previous live replays. .

What Gu Xiu watched was the replay of the live broadcast at 2020 pm on March 3, 19, which was the first live broadcast of Xingxing.Maybe it's because of the live broadcast, so there is not much popularity in the live broadcast room. Although the star's appearance is impeccable, the shabbyness of being unpopular can still overflow the screen.

Gu Xiu put down his chopsticks, used the same newly registered trumpet to give him a gold ten thousand taels, and a barrage popped up: the man-machine can't drive.

His teammates followed him and said, "Zhang Bin, come here, I'll blow you up to see if you can help your teammates."

The person called Zhang Bin came up with an idea: "Sometimes you are really stupid, you can just let yourself go, if he doesn't pull you, I will come and pull you again."

"That's right." The other party reacted, ran to the front of Xing Xing and squeezed a thunder, blowing himself down.

"Ouch! I fell!" The other party exclaimed exaggeratedly, while crawling towards the stars.

Xing Xing felt helpless at his teammate's childish behavior. He stopped, swipe the screen awkwardly, walked in front of the opponent and knelt down to help him.

But the other party suddenly applauded: "Ahahaha I'm so stupid! Can help people! Man and machine can help people!"

Gu Xiu: "..."

Gu Xiu couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, and couldn't help but uttered a word in a low voice.

He felt that this person didn't want to verify whether his teammates were human-machines, but really treated Xing Xing as a human-machine. Fortunately, he didn't seem to have any malicious intentions, and it should be just for fun.

Xing Xing felt that his teammates were deliberately teasing him, so he simply interrupted the treatment, took two steps back and squatted aside to watch him.

"Hey?! Why did it stop?" The other party crawled to Xing Xing's feet, "The man-machine is still so bad."

Xing Xing laughed angrily, and finally turned on the microphone and said solemnly: "I am not a human-machine, I just don't know how to play well yet."

"Wow, it's time to turn on the mic." The other party changed his attitude and said with a smile: "I know you are a real person. I see you walking so stupidly, so I am teasing you. Come here and pet brother."

Xing Xing had nothing to say and helped him up.

The teammate said: "You are so wicked, it seems that you have forced the children to testify against themselves."

The teammates in this game knew that he was a novice, and they took care of him throughout the whole process, taught him to sprint, and even took him to eat the chicken for the first time today.

The second round was not so lucky.

Matched to three Kaihei elementary school students.

After a fight, the primary school student realized that Xing Xing could do nothing to help him, and even dared to fall to the ground and wait for rescue, "Fuck, why is this person so good, let's kill him, so that he won't drag us down."

So Xing Xing was killed by his teammates.

Seeing his desolate expression when he returned to the hall, Gu Xiu felt both funny and distressed, and decided to take him to eat two handfuls of chicken later.

After playing the game, Xing Xing and Cheng Chen had already formed a team and waited for him as usual.

Gu Xiu accepted the invitation to join the team, and Cheng Chen couldn't wait to ask: "Captain, I heard you're going to have a water friend competition tomorrow?"

Gu Xiu asked: "What, do you want to participate?"

Cheng Chen said, "That's right, Xing Xing and I both want to participate."

"Let's see first, I'll make arrangements for you when the water friends finish forming their teams." Gu Xiu turned off the microphone and said to the water friends: "By the way, I will formally inform everyone that the water friend competition will start at 5:450 noon tomorrow. There will be 48 games, in addition to the top [-] on the contribution list, I will draw [-] other water friends who are not on the contribution list to participate together, and the bullet screen will be posted later to stop and the screenshot will prevail.”

After he finished speaking, he took the lead in taking screenshots of the rankings of the contribution list, so as to avoid any water friends spending money on the list in order to get on the car. Anyone who has not joined the group can contact the room manager to join the group. You can form a team privately and send the team details to the room manager. It is best to find a time to run in. If you can’t join, let me know in advance. explain."

"Damn it, I'm protesting! Brother A wants to bring outsiders even if he goes through the back door!"

"Isn't it a waste of position for two rookies to participate in the water friend competition?"

"I lost it, why did I just take a screenshot, I 453 originally wanted to collect some gifts to rush for the ranking!"

"Why, we don't even get presents yet. Isn't it enough for them to get into your car every day?"

"Although Hanhan is really cute, let's forget about the water friend competition, we haven't even played yet."

Fan Xing didn't understand what they were talking about, "What is the Water Friends Competition?"

Cheng Chen switched to the snow map and started the game, explaining: "It is to organize water friends to play a game together. One hundred people count as a game. In fact, it is no different from our usual games, but the top three water friends in the game will receive rewards. "

Fan Xing probably understood, but the bullet screens were all telling him not to stand in the latrine, Fan Xing thought about it carefully, and felt that it was really inappropriate for Cheng Chen to ask him for a seat.

The Water Friends Competition The Water Friends Competition sounds like it is specially held for water friends. There are so many people who like to ride the wind, everyone must want to participate.He is very lucky to be able to play with Chengfeng every day. Chengfeng would probably find it difficult to handle if the Water Friends Competition takes up another place, so he said euphemistically: "It must be very interesting to have so many people playing games together. I want to watch everyone play games. I won't take part."

"Well, I suddenly realized that my cub's speech skills are also very good."

"He's not stupid, he's still very smart, just too naive."

"When will you hold a water friend competition, Zai Zai?"

Fan Xing was also tempted when he saw this barrage. Although he was worried that he might not be able to gather 100 fans based on his number of fans, he still promised to his friends: "Then I will do it in a while."

Cheng Chen felt that what Xing Xing said was also reasonable, and his barrage was full of complaints, so he shamelessly walked through the back door, so he said, "Then I won't participate, and if Xing Xing doesn't give me the last place, I might be the most stupid one among the 100 people." Bit...how about we be the commentators?! Tomorrow the captain will definitely have a God’s perspective, so let’s go to his live broadcast room, and then how about Lian Mai’s commentary?"

Fan Xing said happily: "Okay."

Gu Xiu: "..."

The plane took off, and the road platoon teammates didn't jump with them, so Gu Xiu chose a relatively remote spot to experience the life of the elderly in advance.

"Awaken, can you reveal the rewards first? Is there a reward that you can have dinner with you if you win the first place?"

"Or come to the No.1 meeting? We pay for the air ticket ourselves."

"Cloud dinner is also fine, we don't ask too much."

Gu Xiu looked at those bullet screens who wanted to meet him one after another, and said with a smile, "You guys are thinking about shit."

He didn't turn off the game microphone, and when he said the slightly pampering words in a gentle and deep voice, not only were all the water friends in the live broadcast room present, but even Fan Xing couldn't help but feel a little hot when he heard it.

The three of them played together all morning, after noon, Gu Xiu played Dan Si for a while, and then took the water friends.

Before the broadcast in the afternoon, Gu Xiu decided on fifty non-contribution list water friends, and then checked the WeChat group one by one to note down the water friends who could not participate tomorrow, and found a few people on the list to make up. This is just the beginning.

Turning off the computer, Gu Xiu ignored the countless messages of adding friends on WeChat, and began to set up prizes.This was the part that gave him the most headaches, and he simply set it with reference to the rewards of the anchors who had held water friends competitions on Baidu.

Other anchors reward the first four thousand, he will reward eight thousand, and so on.

That night, Gu Xiuxiu was watching the water friends competition held by other anchors, and Cheng Chen rarely came to the group to arrange for Fan Xing and Gu Xiu to go to the Audition Troupe to play games with him.

As soon as Fan Xing finished dancing Latin, he had to take a shower first, so Gu Xiu and Cheng Chen got into the game first.

Cheng Chen was not very interested in C8, a mode of displaying personal skills. As soon as Gu Xiu entered the room, he typed and said: Let's play Sui 8, it's been a long time since I played.

With 8, Clubdance, also known as receiving flowers.

There are 4 directions and 8 directions for connecting flowers, and following 8 is exactly 8 directions.

Originally, this model was for boys to send flowers to their favorite girls to form partners and compete for the ranking together. Later, as long as the girls come out, boys will send flowers, and whichever boy sends flowers quickly will pick up the new method of flowers, called Sui 8.

It’s not the time for the live broadcast, so it doesn’t matter what mode you play, but he still has his own persistence, saying: “Okay, if you change the male account, I’ll play with you, or if you come out, I won’t give it away. I can’t bear to dance with the male Don’t be disgusted, and make up for the expressions of the old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.”

Cheng Chen knew that he was deeply affected by Wall's incident, so he would reject him, but he just wanted to play the female number, and he said disdainfully: "Bah, if you don't pick me up after you give it away, I'll play the female number, I'll go find it first." Room, you and me."

After Cheng Chen finished speaking, he went out to look for a house.

Fan Xing took a shower carefully, wiped off all kinds of skin care lotion, body lotion and other skin care products from hair tips to toes that Aunt Yang brought out, and then turned on the computer to go online, and used the Message function to track Gu Xiu's account.

As a result, the game started as soon as he entered the room, and he was in the spectator stand.

Earthly: ? ?

Dust: Is it the stars who are watching the battle?

Xingchuan: Ang.

Dust: Then you watch the game first, and learn how to play by the way.

Earthly World: From left to right, F1 stands for number 1, F2 stands for number 2, and F3 stands for number 3. After the girls come out, the three of them will send flowers together, and whoever sends flowers will receive them soon.

He typed fast, and after typing, it happened that his character came out first, and the two male characters presented flowers one after the other. Cheng Chen chose F1, who moved the fastest.

Xingchuan: Don't you give them all three together?

Earthly World: Captain, this dog doesn't play with me.

Xingchuan: Why.

Dust: This may be a straight man, he may vomit when he dances with transvestites.

Dream Kill:--

Baby get married on the 32nd:) Shit, your man? !I'm going to throw up too.

Dust: I still don't dislike you for giving up the ring.

Baby getting married on the 32nd: You're G too!

The next girl came out and Gu Xiu really gave flowers, but he was slow and knelt once in vain.

When sending flowers in this mode, the boy character kneels on one knee.

After the game ended, the three of them went out to open a room, and adjusted the speed to below 130.

Dream Kill: It's hard to wait for a man, A, you go to open a male account.

Dust: I don't, I just play the female number.

Dream kill:.

The flow of people in East China for one night was actually not bad. In addition, Cheng Chen used prop cards to raise the room very high, and it didn't take long for him to start the game successfully.

Earthly World: That guy named Dream Kill doesn't engage in randomness, you can team up with him if you stranded your lover.

The stranded lover is a passer-by girl, and the two known female accounts are men, so Cheng Chen can only arrange a partner for Gu Xiu first.

However, before the other party could reply, Gu Xiu had already typed.

Mengsha: I'm in a team with Xingchuan, you can do whatever you want.

Fan Xing, who was named, blinked blankly, inexplicably nervous, and checked the position of F3 on the keyboard again.

Cheng Chen: "My mother?!"

Earthly: ? ? ? ? ?

Dust: Are you okay, what do you mean?

Facing the questioning, Gu Xiu didn't blush and didn't panic, he typed calmly.

Mengsha: He doesn't know how to play, just harm me, don't let the two brothers run away.

Stranded lover: Wow, you are really considerate.

Dust: Hehe, it's just that I don't deserve to be considered a dick.

The author has something to say: Hahaha, unexpected!Double standards make me happy!Make you unrecognizable!

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"I Still Love You [Entertainment Circle]"

The popular star Qin Yin had a period of online dating that was unknown, and she still couldn't let go of the online dating that cut off the Internet and was nothing.While unable to let go, Qin Yin also hated deeply, almost every night with such hatred, he bullied each other fiercely in his dreams.

Relying on the hatred and reluctance to let go, after Qin Yin has achieved fame in the entertainment industry, that online dating partner has finally become someone within his reach.

He took the initiative to contact the director who once despised him, and tried his best to create every opportunity to meet him, just to be on the same variety show with that person, but after meeting him, he was unwilling to even give that person a look.

He worked day and night to squeeze out the schedule, just to accept a Dangai drama that he was sure that person would star in.

When the machine was turned on, he stood beside that person, and asked ambiguously in a low voice, asking for advice: "Brother Pei, I heard that there are sex scenes in the novel, if the director asks you to shoot it, will you accept it?"

Pei Liu said yes with a light hum. I wonder if it was because of Qin Yin's breath touching his ears, Pei Liu always felt a little hot in his ears.

Qin Yin laughed and said, "Brother Pei is really dedicated."

Cruel-hearted black attack & cold words are less accepted

1V1, Shuangjie