How do different species fall in love

After living for 25 years, if Wu Shuyi was asked to pick out the most bizarre one among all kinds of people he knew, he would definitely name Long Yao.

Not only because of the special genes, or the attributes of foodies, but also because Long Yao is a scumbag.

Someone's scum is hurt by feelings, and someone's scum is enjoying the dominance of manipulating emotions.

And Long Yao's scum was born.

The last time we met, he showed Wu Shuyi the hundreds of sisters and sisters he had added to his x-letter, of course not to show off how big his sea was, but to show Wu Shuyi his contact notes—the format was neat, and the surnames in a row + age + birthday.

Judging from the avatars and circle of friends, there are many beautiful girls among those girls, but unfortunately there are no exceptions.

There is no special treatment for anyone in Long Yao.

Thinking that this guy was brought out by herself, Wu Shuyi felt a little...proud.

After all, such a profession, to a certain extent, Long Yao is dedicated to his work like this.

He is scumbag of nature, scumbag of strangeness, scumbag of righteousness, coupled with his pretty good looks, he is undoubtedly very suitable for this job.

Oh, I forgot to say, he is the nightclub master.

Not released, the kind of pure popularity.

Commonly known as the Cowherd.

Three months after becoming a full-time member, Long Yao bloodbathed the popularity rankings of his moonstar club, broke out from more than 100 young masters, and won the first place in performance.

Such an excellent record, in addition to that indistinguishable beauty that is very popular these days, is also due to his natural slag attributes.

He plays a melancholy and glamorous role in the clubhouse, and he is not very enthusiastic about anyone.In fact, it is true. As a dinosaur, he knows that falling in love with humans is fruitless, so he can treat this profession that will touch true feelings if he is not careful, and he is handy.

But a lot of people follow this trick and spend money and money on him so fiercely.

Long Yao himself didn't feel this way, and found that the top performer could get more bonuses to buy delicious food. He was very happy, so he became more dedicated to his work.

Therefore, Wu Shuyi did not expect to receive a call from him saying that he wanted to resign.

"Doctor, I don't want to do it anymore."

"Ah, what's wrong?"

The dialogue between the two has always been the style of the old hen and the little hen.

"They're so bad, I'm so hungry, but they don't let me eat melon seeds or nuts."

"..."

He knew that Long Yao's business ability was quite ok, and the reason why he wanted to resign must be inseparable from food.

and many more.

Knowing Long Yao's urine nature, Wu Shuyi asked sharply, "How much did you eat?"

"Not much."

Long Yao on the other end of the phone was indignant.

"I didn't count, it's not enough to fit between the teeth, but the manager said that if you keep knocking, your face will become ugly."

I'm afraid the key point in this sentence is 'always'.

Ordinary people will be reminded that their face shape will change if they knock a handful of melon seeds?Everything is done in moderation, and bad developments are usually too much to go too far. To put it bluntly, this stupid dragon must be knocking all day long!

"Doctor, didn't you say that my face is very firm, I don't think it will be deformed..." Long Yao pursed his mouth.

"I remember that you are in charge of the food in your store. Eat more when you eat, so you won't want to eat anything else."

"I can't get enough of the staff meals they provide..."

Because I can't get enough to eat, and I don't dare to eat too much in the store to scare my colleagues, so I keep eating melon seeds...

"Longlong, we have to overcome! This is really the most suitable job I can find for you, just sit there with a smile on your face."

It is indeed a good job.

Long Yao has been a nightclub master for three months. His performance is very good, so his salary is not low. The accommodation environment arranged in the clubhouse is also very nice. The problem lies in the staff meals.

It's not that it's not tasty, it's just that the portion is small.

'Low portion' For other employees with a good appetite, it may be a problem that can be solved with a pack of snacks or a cigarette, but Long Yao will really be so hungry that his eyes will dim if he eats less.

It's not that he hasn't fainted from hunger.

However, this job works for a long time, and after get off work, I have to follow the guests around, so I don't have time to eat and drink.

"And... those girls are too close to me, it's a little uncomfortable."

Long Yao on the phone side hesitated for a moment, frowned and said, "I want to eat them." He still told the truth.

"hiss--"

Wu Shuyi gasped, and whispered, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Others say 'eating people' will make people imagine, but this person said 'eating', it may be really eating!

Wu Shuyi put down the coffee, thinking that she should drink it later, so as not to dirty the lab coat with a shaking hand after hearing this amazing remark.

"Just tell me this, and don't let others in the institute know."

"Oh~" Long Yao said lazily, lying on the big soft bed in the staff dormitory, wrapping himself in the quilt.

Hello!I am seriously reasoning with you!What's the matter with this feeble answer?

Wu Shuyi warned him: "If you don't believe me, just wait until you come back to eat feed."

feed?

The research institute's dragon feed is white nutritional paste, dragons drink two liters for a meal, it's really unpalatable, it doesn't taste like meat at all.

feed!

Hearing the word 'feed', Long Yao woke up immediately, opened his eyes wide, jumped out of the bedding with a swipe, stood on the bed and said, "Doctor, don't worry, even if I, Long Yao, die of starvation here, I will never Go back and eat all the corpus."

Wu Shuyi nodded in satisfaction.

In fact, even if Long Yao is allowed to eat people, Long Yao probably won't be able to do so. He is just an ordinary humanoid dinosaur. He can kill ordinary humans, and he can only roll around begging for mercy when he encounters bullets from police uncles.

"Wait, Longlong, someone is calling in."

"Oh, doctor, you are busy, I will hang up first."

After hanging up the phone, Long Yao saw the message from X letter.

Ms. Ren's 18th birthday 0729: [Akanishi-kun, my friend went to the light show in the city center today, it is said that it is super beautiful inside! 】

Ms. Ren's 18th birthday 0729: [Do you like taking pictures?Are you interested? 】

Akanishi Kazuya, Long Yao's stage name in the club.

He turned off the screen, intending to reply to the message from Miss Ren whose name he didn't even remember in a few minutes.

Throwing himself on the bed, the bouncing Simmons bounced Long Yao's body up. He turned over in the air, put his face on the bed, and buried himself in the soft pillow.

Long Yao has a secret.

He is a dragon.

To be precise, he is a dinosaur.

Yes, it is the ancient predators that have dominated the earth for several centuries - dinosaurs!

As for why his dinosaur became like this, it's a long story.

One day 6000 million years ago, the dragon, which was still an egg, lay leisurely in its lair basking in the Cretaceous sun.

A flying saucer approaching the earth detected the existence of life on the earth and landed on the earth with a whimper.

After discovering that it was a primitive civilization, they were all disappointed from a higher civilization, and prepared to collect some samples to go back.

Long Yao and his family of brothers, who were basking in the sun in the primeval forest, were lucky to be selected as one of the biological samples.

Without human rights, they were cryopreserved. After those intelligent races studied him thoroughly, they suddenly remembered during a certain interstellar travel, and put the only surviving him back to their home planet Earth.

However, many, many years have passed on the earth at this time, and the aliens paid great attention to human rights (human rights). In order not to make him feel lonely, they performed a plastic surgery for him and transformed him into an earth person.

And now, it has been 7 years.

As a prehistoric creature, he can speak and write, but without a school degree, he can't do most of the work, and he can't do sports well. He gets hungry when he moves.

Civil and military abolishment... the only advantage is - good-looking.

Thank goodness, the aesthetics of those alien creatures has not been distorted!

He can still eat with his face.

Thinking of this, Long Yao suddenly felt a little hungry. He got up and got out of bed expressionlessly to cook noodles.

Unpacking two packs of ramen, he poured in seven or eight kinds of ingredients, and the water opened the noodles. While waiting for the noodles to be cooked, Long Yao opened a can of potato chips, drank two boxes of yogurt, and another pack of beef After Si ate, the noodles finally healed.

The hot tonkotsu ramen is full of fragrance.

With his slightly long hair tied behind his head, the foodie dragon picked up his chopsticks devoutly, his eyes lit up, and he was ready to eat.

At this moment, the notification of X letter sounded.

Ms. Ren's 18th birthday 0729: [Akanishi-kun, why don't you reply to the news? What is QAQ busy with? 】

eating.

Disappointing.

Long Yao really didn't like being disturbed while eating. He snorted and warned himself not to reply or not to reply. Thinking of the girl's expectant face in his mind, he still picked up the phone softly.

Akanishi Kazuya: [Well, I won’t tell you. 】

Long Yao seldom replied to these messages. Most of the messages sent by these people were flirts who actually wanted to sleep with him under various banners.

Whatever you want to know about him, want to get close to him, no matter how nice you say, there is more or less purpose.

There was even Bai Fumei, who looked very ladylike, and after adding him, suddenly threw out a hotel address in the middle of the night.

Ms. Ren's 18th birthday 0729: [Why are you so slow in replying to me? 】【QAQ】

Because it's not his working hours now.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that this 'Miss Ren' was a VIP customer who took good care of his business, Long Yao's x signal would not have been added at all.

Akanishi Kazuya: [This is because, to maintain a sense of mystery] [laughs]

Yes, mystery.

Many guests are very curious and like to spy on their private lives. Long Yao doesn't like it very much. He will never admit that he eats snacks in his room in his spare time every day.

As a handsome and earth-shattering girl killer, an emotionless industry benchmark, Akanishi Kazuya shouldn't have such a down-to-earth real attribute behind this elegant and cold persona.

The face is getting cold, the elegant and ruthless Akanishi Kazuya-kun in the girl's fantasy, with her pigtails in her hair, pouted her face, as if she was doing a major event in life.

If you don't eat, you will be hungry and dizzy, which is really a sweet burden.

【Are you still busy? I miss you so much and want to see you. 】

Long Yao didn't reply to the message again, even though he was free now.

The girl had clearly crossed the line in her affection for him.

People who play with emotions are easy to be played by emotions. When this becomes a profession, it is even more important to grasp the degree.

No one can absolutely control their emotions, Long Yao can only guarantee that, at least, don't trap himself in it.

He always keeps in mind his identity. He is a different kind among human beings. In this man-eating society, he has no kind. He is a lonely dragon in the vast sea of ​​people.

Therefore, I would rather be a scumbag than a fish! QQ