Are you looking for a lease or a boyfriend?

A meal lasted until ten o'clock in the evening. When the group broke up, Lin Shu was already a little drunk and was walking staggeringly on the road. Xie Mingshan couldn't stand it, so he grabbed him and carried him away to prevent Associate Professor Lin from mixing his left foot with the right. Feet, fell to the side of the road.

"I'm so happy today, I haven't played with my friends for a long time." Lin Shu smiled silly.

"Just be happy." Xie Mingshan nodded, and at the same time exerted strength with his right arm, holding Lin Shu who was about to fall into his arms.

"Why are you so listless?" Lin Shu touched Xie Mingshan's face drunkenly, and asked worriedly.

Xie Mingshan grabbed Lin Shuhulai's right hand and put it in his pocket, touched his nose, and said, "It's nothing, just a little tired."

tired?That's right, I'm so nervous today, I must be very tired.Lin Shu was thinking vaguely, and subconsciously comforted him: "You are really saving face for me today, you are very handsome, and everyone likes you very much."

"Very good." Xie Mingshan didn't say anything, put him into the back seat of the car, and drove home.

It's been really quiet today.

Lin Shu lay in the back seat, a thought flashed through him, and then he fell asleep.

When Lin Shu was awakened by a burst of thirst after drunkenness, Xie Mingshan next to him was fast asleep.

This guy is too powerful, how did he get me up here.

Lin Shu recalled what happened yesterday in shock, only remembering that he fell asleep in the car and never woke up again.

So you brought your own princess back?

Associate Professor Lin thought about it for a while, and then quickly felt if anything happened yesterday... But he didn't feel anything.

Oh, boring human beings.

Lin Shu cursed, took out his phone to check the time.

At five o'clock in the morning, there were still two unread WeChat messages on the phone.

Lin Shu opened his phone sleepily, and one was Tao Zhang's: [Lin Xiaoshu, you can do it, your boyfriend is pretty handsome, and he takes good care of you, do you have any brothers, introduce them to me. 】

That is definitely not available, the personal exclusive version.

Lin Shu smiled triumphantly, and then clicked on Kuang Tong'an's WeChat: [Lin Shu, you may not like to hear what I said, but we have been friends for so many years, there are some things I still want to tell you.I think your boyfriend... is too vain and too social.And to be honest, his job as a driver has low wages and no future. Now that he is capable, will he still drive for the boss when he is 50 or 36?Besides, his education is also low. You two are in a good relationship now, but you may not feel it. After that, you read your "Ulysses" and he watches his bloody TV series. They don't even have a common language. How long will the relationship last.You are 28 this year, Xie Mingshan is only [-], we will be separated in two years, he is still young, what should you do? 】

Lin Shu glanced at Xie Mingshan subconsciously, and was relieved to see that he was still asleep.Then he adjusted his posture carefully, lest Xie Mingshan see the contents of WeChat.

Lin Shu: [Old Kuang, I know what you are worried about, but I also believe in my own judgment. Xiao Xie is a very good person, and I am confident that I can go on with him. 】

Lin Shu sent out the WeChat message, unable to fall asleep because of depression.

Xie Mingshan dressed up carefully for a long time in order to meet his friends, but was regarded as vanity by his friends. Lin Shu felt sore in his heart, but he also knew that Kuang Tongan was doing it for his own good. After all, his friends could see The only thing that matters is the external added value, but only he can see Xie Mingshan's kind, stable, and reliable character.

Thinking of this, Lin Shu felt a little better. Unfortunately, when people get older, it is difficult to fall asleep after waking up. Lin Shu lay with his eyes closed for a long time. When he saw that the time was almost 05:30, he simply stopped sleeping and got up. Ready to make breakfast.

"What's wrong?" Xie Mingshan woke up as soon as Lin Shu moved, and asked him with half-open eyes.

"I can't sleep anymore, I'm going to cook." Lin Shu replied while buttoning his buttons.

"Oh." Xie Mingshan responded, closed his eyes and touched his clothes: "Then I will help you."

Seeing this, Lin Shu hurriedly stopped him: "Go to sleep a little longer, I'll do something simple, it doesn't take much trouble."

After speaking, he put Xie Mingshan's fumbling hands back into the quilt, and hurried out by himself.

Because I went out for a day yesterday, Lin Shu didn't buy any vegetables. At this time, the refrigerator was running out of stock, and there were only a few slices of bread and sliced ​​ham left in the freezer. The meat in the freezer didn't have time to thaw and bleed, so Lin Shu doubled. , decided to make a sandwich and forget it.

Lin Shu took a non-stick pan, heated the oil over a high heat, cracked two eggs into it, waited until the side near the bottom of the pan was slightly solidified, poured a little boiling water into it, covered the pan, and used the water vapor to warm the side up. Heat and simmer until cooked.

Then arrange the slices of bread, put cheese slices and ham slices bought in the supermarket on top, and put them in when the eggs are cooked.

"What's for breakfast?" Xie Mingshan still got up over there, and walked to the kitchen with sleepy eyes, like a zombie in a doomsday movie, extremely tired.

"I didn't prepare anything yesterday, so just eat something, milk and a sandwich." Lin Shu glanced at him and joked, "You said you didn't drink alcohol yesterday, why did you wake up in the morning with dark circles bigger than mine?"

"Didn't sleep well." Xie Mingshan replied indifferently: "Some people go crazy after drinking a little wine, there must be a head of the family to stand up and control the situation."

"Drinking mad? Who?" Lin Shu was startled at first, thinking that Kuang Tong'an was drinking too much and singing in the street. After a while, he realized that he was talking about himself, and quickly denied: "Don't talk nonsense, my wine taste is good. Fall asleep after drinking too much, never mess around."

"Come on, take a look." Xie Mingshan rolled up his sleeves, revealing a row of teeth marks on his arms, and said, "I was halfway through the drive yesterday, when someone suddenly spoke to me in my ear, and I almost drove the car into a ditch in shock. Go. As soon as I turned my head, I saw you rushing from the back seat to the middle of the driver's seat, crying and shouting to buy me a watch."

Lin Shu was stunned, and pointed to Xie Mingshan's arm in disbelief: "Then...these..."

Xie Mingshan sneered: "Yes. It's the watch you bought for me."

"I was afraid that you would keep making trouble, so I gave you my hand, but you took a bite on your wrist." Xie Mingshan gritted his teeth and said, "After taking a bite, it was not round enough, so I started to bite up again, biting all the way to the biceps. It's not that the sweater I'm wearing is too thick, and the sleeves can't be rolled up, or you can bite me out of it."

"I didn't, it wasn't me, I didn't do it." Lin Shu denied Sanlian, insisting that he didn't remember or it didn't happen.

"It's not over." Lin Shu put down his sleeves, and continued, "I finally parked the car in the parking lot. After you get off the car, go to the convenience store. You must buy Wangzai milk. There are only three cans on the shelf. It didn’t work after taking it, and asked the clerk to move a box out of the warehouse.”

"Well, and then..." Lin Shu's brain crashed, and he thought about his own nature a little bit. An ominous premonition welled up in his heart. At the same time, he looked at Xie Mingshan with a little hope, his eyes full of desire to survive: "Then Are you going to pay the bill and go home?"

Xie Mingshan had an exaggerated smirk on his face: "Then you sat on the box, hugged the clerk's thigh, and cried and asked him to give you a [-]% discount. If you don't get a discount, you're an evil capitalist lackey."

"I really hug my thighs, not an adjective." After a pause, Xie Mingshan added.

Number of forests: ...

"Jump off the building..." After Lin Shu finished speaking, he turned around silently, opened the window, and hung on the window frame in despair, sticking out his tongue, like a walking corpse without a soul.

"Be careful of catching a cold." Xie Mingshan dragged Lin Shu back to the kitchen, closed the window, and turned off the fire to fry the eggs.

"What about after that? Shall we go home?" Lin Shu asked with tears in his eyes.

"Go home." Xie Mingshan finished speaking, paused, waited for Lin Shu to breathe a sigh of relief, and then said: "As soon as you get home, take advantage of my time to lock the door, rush into the bathroom with milk in your arms, and dump a box of Wangzai. Get into the bathtub and take a milk bath."

Speaking of this, Xie Mingshan commented: "Professor Lin, I didn't expect you to have such a dream of a little princess in your heart."

After speaking, he was about to admire Lin Shu's expression of shame and indignation, but Lin Shu stopped for a moment, and asked first: "Pour in everything if you don't have it, it's a waste."

Xie Mingshan: ...

I really underestimated you.

Xie Mingshan sighed sincerely, and at the same time, a smile that he was trying to hold back appeared on his face, and he took Lin Shu to the bathroom: "You will find out when you go and have a look."

Then Lin Shu saw that the four-corner bathtub he had carefully selected was filled with cans of red Wangzai milk. Lin Shu took a closer look: Fortunately, they were not opened.

wrong!What can I say now!What stupid things have I done ah ah ah ah ah!

Lin Shu collapsed and buried his head in Xie Mingshan's arms, desperately said: "This is the end."

Xie Mingshan smiled and hugged him: "It's gone, it's gone, and then you fell asleep lying on the pile of milk cans."

This time it was Lin Shuwei who looked like a zombie. He hung paralyzed on Xie Mingshan, and threatened sadly: "Don't speak out, you know! Don't speak out!"

"Don't talk, don't talk." Xie Mingshan stroked Lin Shu's hair like coaxing a child.

"Well, let's not talk about it, life is already like this, we still have to live strong." Lin Shu comforted himself with difficulty, and went back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

He assembled the fried eggs on the bread slices, covered it with a layer of cheese slices, then sandwiched it with another slice of toast, put it in the pan, and slowly toasted the bread slices until they were crispy.

"You said I was drunk and crazy yesterday and no one saw it." Lin Shu flipped the sandwich and couldn't help asking.

"It's almost eleven o'clock when we come back, and there is no one on the road."

"That's good, that's good." Lin Shu said to himself, after the cheese sandwiched in the slice of bread gradually melted, he took it out and put it on a plate, and handed it to Xie Mingshan: "Eat it first and go to work, I don't have much appetite... Do you think someone will watch the surveillance and see me?"

Xie Mingshan laughed: "Don't worry, no one would be so idle."

"I'll go first." At seven o'clock, Xie Mingshan got dressed and was ready to go out.

"Then take your time on the road." Lin Shu didn't have class in the morning, so he was not in a hurry to go out, so he sent Xie Mingshan away listlessly, and rushed into the bedroom to call his best friend: "Tao Zhang! I haven't posted it in a few days!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Tao Zhang over there laughed like a madman after hearing Lin Shu's description. After laughing for a long time, he said, "Why do you think so? You, this is true love."

"When is the best time to test your relationship? Isn't it to see if you can share weal and woe? Xie Mingshan is not only embarrassing to accompany you, but also holds an arm for you to bite casually. The next day after being gnawed by you, the teeth marks will not be erased and you will not be beaten. , The relationship is quite sincere." Tao Zhang comforted: "Forget it, don't think about it, my sister celebrates her birthday the day after tomorrow, and I called my friends to play in my villa, so you can ask your guy to come over with me."

"It's your second sister, isn't it?" Lin Shu counted the days and said, "Okay, I'll tell Xiao Xie to go and play."

Lin Shu didn't take it seriously, who knew that when he talked about this with Xie Mingshan at night, Xie Mingshan was silent for a moment, but then refused: "I have something to do the day after tomorrow, so I can't accompany you."

Lin Shu agreed because he wanted to socialize with Xie Mingshan. Now that Xie Mingshan didn't go, he had no idea, but he had already agreed to Tao Zhang, and finally had no choice but to take the subway to Houshayu without interest.

"Where's your guy?" Tao Zhang rushed up and asked without winking as soon as he entered the door.

"I have something to do, I'm not here." Lin Shu said, and gave the prepared perfume to Tao Yuan, Tao Zhang's sister: "Happy birthday."

Tao Zhang is three years younger than Lin Shu, and his sister Tao Yuan is only 34 this year. Lin Shu has never known how to call Tao Zhang’s second sister: call her sister, I feel that Tao Zhang has taken advantage of me, and call her Xiaoyuan Well, I felt that I was taking advantage of Tao Zhang again, after thinking about it, I simply didn't say anything, just smiled.

"Professor Lin, you're here too, thank you, let's play casually." Tao Yuan is an internet anchor, and she invited a group of little sisters to have a party for her birthday, and she even called her younger brother to join in the fun.

Tao Zhang came out with his family early in the morning. Tao Yuan’s friends all regard him as a girlfriend and always like to tease him when they talk. Tao Zhang is afraid that he will be bald by these Internet celebrities one night. He and Xie Mingshan came here as a shield.

"You didn't tell me if Xie Mingshan didn't come. I just wanted to ask him to help me because I saw that he was good at dealing with these worldly situations. What's the use of just having you." Tao Zhang muttered disgustedly.

"I knew it was this kind of situation, and I wouldn't come if you asked me to." Lin Shu dragged Tao Zhang to the corner with a dark face, pointed at those who took selfies or live broadcasts with their mobile phones, and said angrily: "If this takes me into What should I do in the camera? If my students recognize me, what image do I have?"

"The image of a romantic professor in the game world, don't you think it's pretty good? It sounds like Mary Sue."

I will marry you, uncle.

As soon as Marysu was mentioned, Lin Shu remembered that he poured Wangzai's milk into the bathtub, and he was in a bad mood.

"Then why don't we go?" Tao Zhang didn't expect that her sister could call so many people here, and she even had seven or eight mobile phones for live broadcasting, so she nodded for a while: "If someone sees it, they will think that I specialize in it. I asked for leave to go home just to have this kind of flamboyant party."

"Isn't this very good? The third young master Tao's life is full of luxury and money, and he also has the appearance of a leading actor." Lin Shu sneered coolly.

But after all, neither of the two could stand such a big meeting, so they quickly slipped away looking for an opportunity.

Lin Shu returned home before eight o'clock. When he got home, the room was pitch black, presumably Xie Mingshan hadn't come back yet.

"It's so cold." Lin Shu entered the house, muttering and groping to turn on the light, but before he moved his hand, he suddenly heard a very low voice from the study, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

It's not a thief.

Lin Shu became vigilant, went to the kitchen and brought out a kitchen knife, clutched the phone tightly in one hand, crept to the door of the study, and put his ear to the door to listen to the sound.

"I did not go."

It was Xie Mingshan's voice.

Lin Shu breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to open the door and go in to ask why he didn't turn on the lights when he went home, when Xie Mingshan continued, "I don't want to meet Lin Shu's friends."

Lin Shu's hands stopped.

"I met once before and treated me very well." Xie Mingshan seemed to be on the phone with his sister, and his tone sounded sleepy: "It's just... we can't talk together."

"He and his friends are both intellectuals, young talents, and successful careers. I haven't graduated from high school, so I don't understand what they are talking about." Xie Mingshan sighed: "When we met that day, what did they talk about?" VPO, university life, physics competitions, I couldn’t get in the way of all these, and I sat there for a long time like an outsider.”

Xie Mingshan seemed to be drunk, his voice was much slower than usual, and he was also depressed: "It feels... like people from two worlds."

"Sister, do you know. I came back and checked VPO for a long time, only to realize that it's not an e-cigarette, but the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra." Xie Mingshan's voice was full of grievances, as if he was holding a beloved toy and handing it out, but no one looked at it. He was silent for a long time before he sighed softly: "It's too far away."

"Sister, don't cry, it has nothing to do with you." Xie Mingshan's voice became anxious: "Really, if you want to blame, you can blame our father. If it weren't for him gambling, our family would not be poor. Really, I don't blame you."

"Don't cry, it's already twelve o'clock over there, go to bed early, or brother-in-law will think I'm messing with you when he sees it." Xie Mingshan said in a panic, "I'm fine, I have a good relationship with Lin Shu No, he didn't look down on me, really. Don't cry."

Lin Shu stood quietly outside, the door of the study slid open a crack, and the inside was also pitch black. Xie Mingshan's back was facing Lin Shu obliquely. He sat at the desk and hung up the phone.

The phone was still on, and there was a photo of Lin Shu on it. Xie Mingshan sat quietly and stared at the photo for a long time. After a few minutes, the phone automatically locked the screen. Xie Mingshan turned it on again, and the flickering light shone on his face , reflecting a little bright spot.

After a long time, a soft sigh came, like a weak wind, scattered in the cold winter night.