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"It is said on the Internet that if you want to train a house cat to catch mice, you must first put a mouse in front of it, let it get used to the appearance of a mouse, and lure the house cat to catch it." Lin Shu read aloud the house cat's mouse hunting strategy while holding his mobile phone, and at the same time he was heartbroken. The ground educated Suantou: "Student Xie Xiaosuan, as a former wild cat, you let mice run amok in front of your eyes. This is a challenge to your dignity, do you know that?"

"Meow~" Suantou didn't know what Lin Shu was talking about, so he tilted his head and yelled, and happily tugged at Lin Shu's trousers, wanting to eat.

"I killed all the mice and threw them away. Where are you going to find a live mouse so that Garlic can exercise his ability to catch mice?" Xie Mingshan just threw the mouse body into the trash can outside, washed his hands and sat back on the sofa, raising his hand to hug number of forests.

"No, don't touch me with the hand you have touched the mouse." Lin Shu moved quickly, pulling a body distance away from Xie Mingshan, with disgust on his face.

Xie Mingshan: ...

"I washed my hands, okay!" Xie Mingshan tried his best to fight for himself.

"That doesn't work either, you are no longer the pure you, stay away from me." Helplessly, Lin Shu has a hard heart, and doesn't want to have any physical contact with Xie Mingshan at all.

"Okay, if you are capable, don't hug me to sleep at night." Xie Mingshan was too lazy to talk to Lin Shu, a hypocrite, and bowed to greet Suantou: "Come, Suantou, come to Dad."

Suantou was still in love with Xie Mingshan, and when he heard his call, he immediately abandoned Lin Shu and jumped into Xie Mingshan's arms.

"It's better to be a son." Xie Mingshan picked up Suantou, gave Lin Shu a provocative look, and took out a pack of cat snacks from under the table to feed Suantou.

Lin Shu hesitated for a moment, and said, "Why don't you feed it? I've heard others say that if you don't feed the cat, you will catch mice by yourself if you are hungry for two meals."

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. You would not give garlic to eat for yourself." Xie Mingshan couldn't believe that Lin Shu wanted to abuse his son, and angrily threatened Lin Shu: "Do you believe it? Come to kiss you in bed."

Lin Shu quickly rebelled: "Then pretend I didn't say it, and feed it well."

Seeing Lin Shu's timid look, Xie Mingshan couldn't help laughing.

"Don't be so irrelevant, I'm really afraid of mice." Lin Shu threw Xie Mingshan with a pillow.

"I know, I know." Xie Mingshan tore a little bit of salmon meat, and asked Lin Shu while feeding Garlic, "Then I'll find a mouse for Garlic to try later?"

"Then let's try this first." Lin Shu said hesitantly.

"So after all, I'm not catching mice?" Xie Mingshan complained speechlessly.

"Thank you for your hard work." Lin Shu's attitude turned 180 degrees when he got Xie Mingshan, and leaned over to squeeze his arm graciously.

"Don't touch me." Xie Mingshan didn't appreciate it, and directly pushed Lin Shu away: "I am an impure man, don't tarnish your pure white soul."

"It's wrong, it's wrong." Lin Shu admitted in place: "I can't do it without you, and you don't remember the faults of villains."

"Hmph." Xie Mingshan pulled back a round, stretched out his hand contentedly, and hugged Lin Shu triumphantly.

But after all, Xie Mingshan cleaned the house inside and out today, and couldn't find a mouse to test the garlic for a while, so the plan was shelved.

When it was time to go to bed, Lin Shu dawdled, not wanting to enter the bedroom.

"Come in, it's okay." Xie Mingshan stood in the room, looked at Lin Shu who seemed to be sealed in the living room, and persuaded very helplessly: "I replaced the bed sheet, quilt cover and pillowcase with new ones, it's okay."

"Hmm..." Lin Shu still didn't want to enter.

"Have you been bitten by a mouse or something? Such a big psychological shadow?" Xie Mingshan frowned and asked.

"That's not true..." Lin Shu faltered, turned around and wanted to leave: "How about I go to sleep on the sofa..."

"If you don't, don't be so hypocritical." Xie Mingshan took two steps behind Lin Shu, pulled him into his arms, and put him on the bed: "Go to sleep, mice are not stupid, they insist on scurrying around where there are people .”

"But I'm just irritated." Lin Shu got into the quilt deeply, carefully tucked the corners of the quilt, and artificially created a circle of enchantment.

"Are you that scared?" Xie Mingshan almost laughed out loud, raised his hand to turn off the light, and got under the quilt as well.

"Ah..." Lin Shu was very broken, and complained to Xie Mingshan under the quilt: "Before our school hadn't renovated the office building, there was a rat scene. At that time, I was the only man in our office, and I was caught by the female teacher. Catch the mouse."

"You say I'm a man, but I can't say that I'm afraid of mice, so I just bite the bullet." Lin Shu shuddered, and continued to recall: "It's said that I went to the filing cabinet, I So I flipped through the cabinet with a flashlight, and happened to find a fluffy thing that was still moving."

"The hairs on my back were all blown up, so I didn't cry out. When I took it out and took a look, I found out that it was a warm water bag with a woolen cover. I don't know how it fell in." Lin Shu sighed sadly. : "Although I didn't catch the mouse in the end, I never forgot the feeling that the mouse was wriggling in my hand. It made me sick to death. I felt like there was a mouse running around me in my dreams."

"Anyway, it's such a particularly embarrassing thing. When I think of mice now, I get that disgusting feeling in my head. But I can't tell others about this. It's too embarrassing. Big men are afraid of mice." Lin Shu finished speaking, He sighed deeply, expressing his exhaustion.

Xie Mingshan turned around suddenly, hugged Lin Shu in his arms, pressed his chin on his head, and said in a deep voice accompanied by the vibration of his bones: "Then I will hold you, and the mouse will not touch you." .”

"Go to sleep." Xie Mingshan put his long arms around Lin Shu: "Don't worry."

Suddenly, Lin Shu was no longer afraid.

Apparently the rats were not the only ones visiting Lin Shu's family. News of the rats came from the whole building one after another, and complaints were made to the property management.

"Our family's property management is not good, and we haven't taken any action yet." Xie Mingshan got off work, and before he took off his tie, he saw a little mouse sticking its head out of the toilet sink, and immediately threw a piece of soap over the mouse, killing the mouse. Dazed.

"It was said before that it would be released, but some cats and dogs disagreed. They were afraid that the pets would eat it by mistake, so they put it on hold." Lin Shu replied casually, then picked up the garlic that was torturing the cat scratcher, and put it into the cage inside.

"Meow?" Suantou has a good temper, and he didn't get angry when he was locked in a cage halfway through the game. He still looked at Lin Shu innocently, not knowing what these dirty-hearted adults were going to do to this innocent kitten.

Xie Mingshan put on a pair of rubber gloves, grabbed the mouse and went to the living room, and asked Lin Shu, "Just put it in like this?"

"No way." Lin Shu also hesitated a little: "What if Xiao Suan is frightened by running?"

Xie Mingshan thought about it, pinched the back of the mouse's neck with one hand, and broke one of the mouse's legs with force with the other hand: "Now I can't run."

Lin Shu's heart trembled when he saw it, and he felt sympathy for the little mouse for the first time.

However, Xie Mingshan did not have as much emotion as Lin Shu, so he ruthlessly put the mouse with a broken leg into the cage: "Is that all right?"

"Should it be?" Lin Shu was not too sure: "On the Internet, it is said that house cats will get familiar with mice at this time, and then try to catch it."

The two knelt down on one knee at the same time, closely watching Xie Xiaosuan's first mouse-catching experience.

But at this time the cat and mouse in the cage are obviously not in the state.

"Meow meow?" Suan Tou looked at the dusty thing in front of him inquisitively.

"Squeak." The mouse was immersed in the pain of a broken leg and ignored it.

After a while, the mouse recovered from the pain, slowly raised its head, and saw a huge cat's face.

"Squeak, creak, creak!" The rat with a broken leg screamed in panic, crawling towards the cage on three legs.

"Meow meow meow meow!" Suantou, who recognized the mouse, was also flustered, screaming and hiding to the other side.

However, after all, Garlic was too heavy, and the little chubby cat hiding in a corner tilted the cage up, and the little mouse was attracted by gravity to slide on it.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" Seeing the gray mouse fell to him, his voice changed.

"Okay, okay, okay." Seeing that something was wrong, Lin Shu couldn't care less about being afraid of the mice, so he quickly straightened the cage, and hugged Liantou out of the cage, who was so frightened that tears were streaming down his face, to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, the mice are gone."

"Hey, hey, hey." The little fat cat cuddled in Lin Shu's arms and acted like a baby.

Xie Mingshan followed behind with a knife in his hand, mercilessly twisted the broken-legged mouse's neck, and sent it on its way.

"I'll go downstairs and throw the mouse away." Xie Mingshan looked at Garlic crying in Lin Shu's arms until his nose was running, and didn't know what to say.

"Let's throw the gloves away too." Lin Shu said that he didn't want to see anything related to mice again, so he was generous once, and verbally sent the pair of gloves worth five yuan into the trash can.

"Little Poor, I'll give you some canned food, don't cry." Seeing Suantou's miserable appearance, Lin Shu felt distressed, and it was rare for Xie Xiaosuan to add another spoonful of canned cat food to Xie Xiaosuan's already eaten dinner.

The little chubby cat's eyes were straightened when he saw the food, and he immediately forgot the shock just now, and happily licked the can.

"So what should we do? Don't even think about training Suantou." Xie Mingshan was tall and long-legged, so he ran back and forth quickly, went to the bathroom to wash his hands, sat next to Lin Shu, and watched the little chubby cat eat together.

"What can I do? Eat No.1." Lin Shu looked at Suan Tou, dumbfounded: "Then we can just forget it, wait for the property."

But the property is not so easy to wait. Seeing that a week has passed, there is still no action there.

After class, Lin Shu glanced at the owner group on WeChat, and found that the property was still lying quietly on the list, letting the residents scold him, but did not propose a new rodent control plan, so he sent a text message to Xie Mingshan very disappointed.

Lin Shu: [I don't know what the property management has done after collecting the money. The mice are almost running sideways at home, and they haven't come up with a plan. 】

Xie Mingshan: [I borrowed a cat from a master in the factory. His cat is said to be able to catch mice. Go back and try it today. 】

Xie Mingshan has always been reliable in his words, and he brought a raccoon cat back when he got off work.

This little raccoon looks like a mousecatcher. The one-year-old kitten weighs only nine catties, and its muscles are firmly attached to the skeleton, in stark contrast to the soft garlic.

"Meow!" Suantou was very disgusted when he saw Lihua at the first sight, and looked at Xie Mingshan angrily.

"Hey, this is brother Lihua who came to work, and he won't live here forever." Xie Mingshan bent down to comfort Xiaopangju.

"Meow!" Xie Xiaosuan got very angry, pouted his butt, and ran away.

"I'm angry." Lin Shu followed behind to take a look, and found that Suantou had run into his cat's litter to play with himself, so he was relieved, and turned around to watch Lihua with Xie Mingshan.

"Its owner said that it is very powerful, and it is easy to catch mice." Xie Mingshan opened the cat bag, and Xiaolihua jumped out from inside, looking at Xie Mingshan suspiciously.

"It looks pretty reliable." Lin Shu stepped forward to think about liking flowers silently, but was swiftly avoided. He didn't care, and asked Xie Mingshan with great interest: "What's your name?"

"Uh..." Xie Mingshan was silent for a while: "It's called Mimi."

"Hahahahahaha." Lin Shu laughed out loud, "It's a good thing you followed my advice and didn't name Suantou Mimi, otherwise it would scratch you to death now."

Although Mimi's name is not so imposing, her professional ability is unquestionable. On the night of staying at Lin Shu's house, she brought a nest of mice.When Xie Mingshan woke up the next day, he saw eight mice arranged in order from big to small in the living room. The whole family of mice was neatly organized and explained everything.

Xie Mingshan was afraid that Lin Shu would be scared when he saw it, so he quickly cleaned up one by one before he woke up, and opened a box of canned food for Mimi after throwing it away, making Liantou who was hiding in the cat's nest jealous.