Mainly because he gave too much money

After going through various procedures, Zhou Ziyi finally managed to add President Yan... the secretary's friend.

This 35-year-old elite lady, as one of the only four people Yan Xiuji planned to marry in a fake marriage—the others were the two parties in the fake marriage, and "Magpie" Tang Shirong—had tragically carried the responsibility of being an "agent" responsibility.

As Yan Xiuji's chief secretary, she is usually busy enough, but now she has to help Yan Xiuji deal with the fake marriage, which is simply a social animal's sorrow.Therefore, it's normal for her to be so busy that she can't take care of some small things for a while...

Zhou Ziyi: [Sister Fei, how do you fill out the questionnaire? (screenshot)】

Li Fei, the secretary's sister, was in a hurry when she received Zhou Ziyi's message, and she really had a headache.But she couldn't help but reply to the message of the "future official proprietress", so she didn't click on the screenshot, and replied casually: [It's up to you. 】

Zhou Ziyi confirmed again: [Really? 】

Li Fei: 【Very true! 】

"Wow."

Zhou Ziyi looked at the information on the mobile phone, and then at the files on the laptop screen, and sighed, "You actually filled it in casually..."

This document is nothing else than the "Couple File Form" that Li Fei sent before, which is the "document to memorize each other" that Yan Xiuji said a few days ago.Zhou Ziyi was very suspicious that President Yan would not memorize his files, after all, he thought it was a waste of time to spend 5 minutes meeting someone.But the slander is the slander, Zhou Ziyi is still going to fill out his own file seriously - he has to fill it out truthfully, otherwise he won't remember it.

However, after Zhou Ziyi received the template and went through it back and forth, he felt something was wrong.

This thing, the front is full of forms, fill in the blanks; the back is actually a question and answer, with fifty questions in eloquence.Zhou Ziyi searched the Internet, and I understood that there is a list similar to "star profile" in front of Ganqing, so there are all kinds of nonsense like what color, what food, what plant... and so on.

In the back, it was actually spliced ​​together with "Fifty Questions about Compatibility for Couples".

Zhou Ziyi looked at the hidden questions, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

——[Where is your favorite place to buy Coke? 】

——[What is your favorite posture to buy Coke? 】

——[What was the most impressive time you bought Coke? 】

After a series of questions, Zhou Ziyi almost didn't know the word "Coke".

He suspected that this was a problem spelled by Li Fei's mistake, so he took a screenshot to confirm with Li Fei.However, Li Fei was busy, thinking that he didn't know what to fill in and asked the question, so she replied "fill in whatever you want".

For heaven's sake, if Li Fei read these two questionnaires seriously, she would never leave such embarrassing questions on them.

Ask about the sex addiction of the leader?She is not crazy!

But it was such a coincidence that the only chance God gave her to make amends was let go by accident.How to regret it in the future can only be said later.

Back to Zhou Ziyi.He asked questions to the row of coke-buying souls, and the souls left for a few minutes. Finally, he wiped his face, opened the webpage... and watched a few "educational films".

The first time I saw a same-sex teaching, it was actually to fill out a questionnaire. Who would believe this, huh? !

"I can't help it! I don't know what men and men do!" Zhou Ziyi hypnotized himself like this, resisting the urge to turn it off, and read it carefully.During the period, I made countless sighs like "噫", "Hey?!", "Damn it", and wrote down countless key points. Those who didn't know read the notes and probably thought he was going to go to sea.

However, it is well known that the students who take the most notes are not necessarily the ones who can solve problems.

Zhou Ziyi turned off the teaching film and thought: I will!

Zhou Ziyi opened the questionnaire and said, "No, I don't know how to do it."

"Fuck, it looks painful, how can I write better?!" As long as he brought a character from the educational film into himself, his scalp would feel numb.After pondering for a long time, candidate Zhou Ziyi finally decided to copy the content of the gentler work he just saw.

—Christmas, night, presents...

Perfect setting!Just write it!

***

The next day, Li Fei sent the "Marriage Agreement", "Prenuptial Property Agreement" and other documents that had been rushed out to Zhou Ziyi, and Zhou Ziyi returned her with a completed "Couple File Form".

Li Fei was very surprised: [Have you finished filling it?Did you fill it out seriously? 】

Zhou Ziyi: [An all-night answer sheet, a sincere work, seamless! 】

Li Fei opened it on her phone, quickly pulled it down, only checked that all the questions were filled in, and then closed it—then forwarded it to Yan Xiuji.

At this time, Li Fei didn't know that in the future, she would look forward to turning back the time and cut off her own forwarding hand.

At this time, Li Fei will only add a message: [Mr. Yan, Zhou Ziyi has completed the questionnaire, and the contract has been sent to him. 】

After a while, Yan Xiuji replied: [It's a day late, so I urged him to read it quickly. 】

Li Fei thought, "Isn't that why you, the old man, delayed checking the contract for a day?!", but the general secretary of social animals only dared to reply: [Okay. 】

So the third party, the general secretary, turned around and urged Party B: [Mr. Zhou, speed up the process a little bit! 】

Zhou Ziyi scolded the screen from the bottom of his heart, but there were only two words in the reply: [Okay. 】

Party B is so humble.

***

Zhou Ziyi arrested Tang Shirong to look at the contract.

Tang Shirong was convinced: "Zi Yi, your brother and I haven't passed the college exams, how can I fix it for you, ah? I can't even change the punctuation!"

Zhou Ziyi pointed to himself: "I am studying."

"Then you also graduated from the N University of E country, can you talk about it with me?!" Tang Shirong said, "This contract has passed through the hands of Li Fei and Yan Xiuji. What can we two cobblers see? Anyway, I No, you can do it.”

Zhou Ziyi flicked the printed text: "Don't you read it? That's how you introduce business to me, Brother Tang?"

"Hey, you speak like a pimp." Tang Shirong sighed, "I'm actually just gambling. Yan Xiuji is not bad. He has been upright since he was a child. I don't think he will cheat you even if he cheats you. "

Zhou Ziyi: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

Tang Shirong: "...Then what do you think?"

Zhou Ziyi stared at the text and meditated for a long time before saying, "I can understand... I think it makes sense."

"What don't you understand?"

"There is nothing I can't understand."

"That's it!" Tang Shirong slapped his thigh, "You understand everything, why are you still struggling, today is today, let's make a decision!"

Zhou Ziyi said quietly: "I'm afraid I didn't understand the pitfalls here."

"Okay, it's back again." Tang Shirong leaned on the back of the sofa, looked around, and suddenly raised his chin towards the corner, "Or, ask your parents."

Zhou Ziyi looked along, and at the end of his line of sight were two portraits, with an incense burner in front of the portrait and electronic ever-burning lamps on both sides.

Tang Shirong took out a chip from his pocket and stuffed it in Zhou Ziyi's hand: "Go ahead, toss it in front of uncles and aunts, sign on heads, and not on tails. This is God's will."

Zhou Ziyi rubbed his chips: "Why do you carry this with you?"

"Goddess of Luck kissed it, you don't understand." Tang Shirong smiled and waved his hands, "Go quickly, let's go all out. Don't forget to ask questions in your heart before throwing it away."

Zhou Ziyi got up and stood in front of the portrait.He refilled the incense first, then held the chips, closed his eyes and meditated.

After a few seconds, throw the chips.

pat.

When the chips landed, Zhou Ziyi opened his eyes and watched without moving.Tang Shirong, who was sitting on the sofa at the back, asked, "How is it, what do uncles and aunts say?"

Zhou Ziyi didn't answer for a while, Tang Shirong thought about it, and he was blessed: "Hey, Ziyi, you don't care if the chips on the ground are right or wrong. Just think about what you were thinking when you tossed it. You have to think about it." If it’s right, sign it; if it’s negative, brother, I’ll help you to apologize to Yan Xiuji, and I’m not afraid of regretting it at this time.”

Zhou Ziyi stood still for a while, took a few long breaths back and forth, and didn't say whether it was right or wrong, in short, he picked up the chips and handed them back to Tang Shirong.

He said, "Sign!"

Tang Shirong put away his chips: "Okay, brother will give you some advice on your wedding!"

***

Li Fei received a reply from Zhou Ziyi the next day: [After reading it, you can sign it. 】

Li Fei thought about it quite quickly, so he gave an address: [Just send it after you sign it, and I will send it to you later. 】

Zhou Ziyi: [No, I want to meet face to face. 】

Li Fei thought he was talking about the delivery contract: [Then I'll go find you after get off work?It is estimated that we can finish the work at seven or eight o'clock today, and give me a meeting address. 】

Zhou Ziyi: [I mean face-to-face signing. 】

Zhou Ziyi: [Sister Fei can't be the one who signed the contract with me:)]

Zhou Ziyi: [I also want to discuss the setting of our love story with Mr. Yan.I didn't think it would be so far-reaching at first, but filling out that form gave me a reminder that it's unreasonable that there is no such thing as meeting, knowing, loving, and killing each other. 】

Li Fei: 【Kill each other? 】

Zhou Ziyi: [Hand slipping.In short, I think we need these small scripts with Mr. Yan, can Miss Fei do it for me? 】

"..." Li Fei only needs to imagine the scene of Zhou Ziyi and Yan Xiuji falling in love, and the scene of Yan Xiuji talking affectionately, and his whole body is excited.

Li Fei: [OK, let me ask. 】

However, 3 minutes later, Li Fei, who was standing in the president's office, received a cold answer: "Interview? Not available."

"Uh..." Li Fei reminded, "Mr. Yan, we shouldn't have to fight until it's too late tonight..."

Yan Xiuji's gaze was torn from the document, and he glanced at Li Fei: "That's not free either."

Li Fei said: "The setting of the love story..."

Yan Xiuji: "I'll fill out the survey form for you today, and just ask him to memorize it."

"...Okay." Li Fei turned and walked out, taking out her mobile phone to reply to Zhou Ziyi.However, as soon as the screen was turned on, there was another message coming from Zhou Ziyi's end.

Zhou Ziyi: [You guys finish at seven or eight, so I'll book a place to eat and wait for Mr. Yan? 】

Li Fei stopped and turned around: "Mr. Yan, Mr. Zhou invited you to dinner tonight."

Yan Xiuji didn't raise his head: "No."

Li Fei took a look at the newly refreshed information, and forwarded it: "Mr. Yan, the address of the restaurant that Mr. Zhou reserved has been forwarded to you."

Yan Xiuji: "Go out."

Li Fei froze.

***

Seven o'clock in the evening.

Yan Xiuji pressed Li Fei's internal line: "What are those conversation records you forwarded to me?"

Li Fei: "Mr. Zhou is waiting for you at the restaurant. I'm free to start setting up your love story. He sent it to me, and I will forward it to you."

Yan Xiuji: "Tell him not to wait, I won't go, and I won't send it!"

Li Fei: "Okay."

***

eight pm.

Li Fei entered the CEO's office to sign the document for Yan Xiuji: "Mr. Yan, Mr. Zhou has been left hanging in the restaurant by you for two hours."

Yan Xiuji almost dropped the pen: "Didn't you let him go?!"

Li Fei took out his mobile phone and began to repost on a large scale: "No, he set up a love story that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods. He has been sending it to me, and there are many versions. I accidentally dropped him on the side of the road first. I picked up something and was almost hit by your car when I went to pick it up, you thought he sent you the version of Pengcier..."

Yan Xiuji wanted to say not to send, but the phone dinged lightly, and Li Fei finished sending.

——If you don't forward it to Yan Xiuji, Secretary Li really can't let go of being harassed for more than two hours.

——The key is that Zhou Ziyi's literary level is really good, and the story is really good, which especially affects the work!

Li Fei also said: "There is another one in the bar toilet..."

"Stop posting." Yan Xiuji stood up.

"Give me the contract, and I'll go see him."