After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

Because of being kissed on the face, I was depressed for a long time.

Yes, very long, very very long.

"Boss, another serving!" I looked expectantly at the shop owner standing over the counter.

The handsome man sitting in front of me twitched the corners of his mouth. He pointed at the empty bowls piled high beside him and said incredulously, "Yuko, can you still eat? See how many bowls you've eaten?"

I glanced at him sideways, and said casually: "Do you still remember that you said..."

Seeing that I had to settle the old score, the man had a headache, "Stop, stop, eat as much as you want, I really can't hold you to death."

I didn't take his words to heart. After all, it's rare for someone to invite you to dinner.

Well, the main thing is that you don’t need to spend money. Recently, the money spent on games is a little bit too much.

The boss brought out another bowl. He looked at us with a smile, and said heartily: "It is a blessing to be able to eat, so don't stop him from eating. Eat more delicious things."

I gave the boss a thumbs up, "The boss is right." After finishing speaking, I looked triumphantly at the man opposite.

Man: "..." Sooner or later you will be fat to death.

I took a mouthful of noodles and said inarticulately: "Wo knows what you're thinking, you must be complaining about Wo in your heart, such as Suo Fat Wo."

When the man choked, he really thought so in his heart.How can he do this?

I glanced at him contemptuously, "Mian, I don't know how many times I've done this kind of thing."

Man: "I have reason to suspect that you deliberately tricked me for a meal."

"Where can it be?"

After lunch, I felt sublimated. I touched my stuffed stomach happily, and smiled at the man in a good mood, "Welcome to come again next time."

man: shit

When I got back to the hotel, everyone looked at me miraculously, and I was very curious when I returned to my usual appearance.

"Yuko, what did you guys go to eat?" Osamu Dazai poked me.

I don't wonder how Osamu Dazai knew we were going to eat.

I glanced at Osamu Dazai inscrutablely, and said mysteriously: "The place we went to is very mysterious and a very strange place, where there are many things you can't imagine. For example, there are extremely vicious monsters, If you don't pay attention, you will lose your life." After speaking, I patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder.

I thought about it casually, a very mysterious place (the name of the store is Mysterious Place), many unexpected things (a lot of food you can’t imagine), and extremely vicious monsters (there is a very fierce looking dog at the door of the store).What I said is that there is nothing wrong with it. I'm afraid I'm not a genius.

Suddenly I felt a little strange, I looked up to see their expressions, they looked at me with very complicated eyes, and there was something I didn't understand (don't want to understand).

I said cautiously: "Ah... what's the problem? Don't look at me with this kind of eyes, I'm a little flustered."

As soon as the voice fell, I felt that the surrounding atmosphere became quieter.

"Ahahahahaha, it's really terrifying." Osamu Dazai quickly reacted.

No, you don't need to say this, I feel your perfunctory, extremely perfunctory.

"What Mr. Shiraki said really scared me. That place sounds dangerous, and I will definitely not go there." Nakajima Atsushi interjected.

"Yes, yes, Yuko, don't worry, Rintaro and I will definitely not enter by mistake." Alice said firmly.

"Yuko, we will pay attention."

"Yes, Yuko, don't worry."

......

Oh, it's too late to say now, you guys are so perfunctory!

Too much, you have lost me from now on.

night.

I lay in bed thinking about life.

I still can't figure out how I showed my flaws in front of them (except for those bugs). I acted so well that I obviously believed it myself.

I couldn't figure it out, I silently turned on the phone.

I clicked on a certain chat software and saw a status that was pinned to the top.

[Yu, not Yuko: What a happy day.I had a very delicious lunch today, the boss is also super nice, and the dog in front of the door is also very cute, you are welcome to try it. (attached x9)

Location: xxxxx]

When I saw this top post, I felt that my whole body was not good. I, Yu Shiraki, I'm afraid I'm not a fool.

OK, I'm a fool. (Smiling strong.jpg)

"Yuko, what do you want to eat when we have a barbecue outside?" Dazai Osamu pushed open the door suddenly, but found that no one should be there.

Osamu Dazai called again tentatively: "Yuko?"

No one responded to him.

"You sauce?"

Still no one.

Osamu Dazai felt a little bad, he walked into the room, looked at the bulging quilt and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yuko, you don't need to hide, I saw you." After speaking, Osamu Dazai lifted the quilt.

No one is empty.

air.

people.

Dazai: Oh well, pills.

Osamu Dazai felt that something was wrong, so he calmly thought about the countermeasures.Forget it, let Mori Ogai handle it.

(Mori Ogai: ???)

Before he could take a step forward, Osamu Dazai faintly heard a voice.

"Too...I...this..."

Osamu Dazai was a little confused, did he hear the voice just now?

"Mr. Dazai"

I heard it now, the voice seemed familiar.

"Mr. Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, the source of this voice was Yu Shiraki, so what about others?

Suddenly he felt that his trousers were slightly pulled, and he looked down to see the shrunken Shiraki Yuu.

Wait, a shrunken Shiraki Yuu.

Shrinking,

Yu Shiraki.

It's over.

A group of people sat around Bai Muyou, and they looked at Bai Muyou in the middle seriously.

"This is not a curse, nor is it Yin Yang." Zhang Jingsi said calmly after checking.

[Not caused by special abilities. ] Saiki Kusuo said.

"Then let me take a look, Mr. Detective." Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses.

After a while, he suddenly fell silent.

"Is it because you can't see the reason?" Mori Ogai asked nervously.

"No, you have to ask the person involved what he is doing."

Hearing this sentence, they all looked at me in the middle.

I looked at them and showed a standard smile, trying to pass the test cutely.

stare--

Well, it seems that we can't hide it. (suddenly sad)

I cleared my throat and said super loudly (in a low voice): "I was accidentally poisoned by someone, and then I became like this." After I finished speaking, I nodded affirmatively.

Edogawa Ranpo:? ? ?I know the whole process, so don't talk nonsense

other people:? ? ?So are you serious nonsense?

Saiki Kusuo:? ? ?Could it be that Yuko-sensei didn't realize that his nonsense collided with an unscientific elementary school student next door?

I looked around and felt satisfied seeing the shocked expressions on their faces. As expected of me, Yu Shiraki, I can fool you around.

How can you say something like drinking the wrong drink?

Life is really lonely as snow.