After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

Under the strong obstruction of Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai regrettably stayed in the hospital for less than a day before being discharged.

To celebrate his release from the hospital, I decided to surprise him.

A very big surprise.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at the things in his hand and said with difficulty: "...Do you really want to do this?"

I patted him on the shoulder and looked at him with an unfathomable face, "This is necessary. In order to show the love of the members, I prepared this surprise for him. Dazai Osamu was discharged from the hospital, what an important thing this is ! Must be grand!"

Atsushi Nakajima's face was ashen.Really, grand is not such a grand method.Wouldn't this banner really drive Mr. Dazai into the hospital again?

I glanced at my watch and realized that it was getting late, and it was time to pick up our dear member Mr. Dazai.I happily pulled Atsushi Nakajima to go out to prepare for our surprise at the entrance of the hospital.

Atsushi Nakajima reluctantly (?) looked at the people behind him, with tears in his eyes, and before he left, he clung to the door of the Armed Detective Agency.

I was very moved. It turned out that Atsushi Nakajima loved the members of the Armed Detective Agency deeply.

"Don't worry, we will come back. If you are reluctant to part with everyone in the detective agency, why don't you all go together?" I suggested.

All members of the Armed Detective Agency shook their heads.

"I think it's fine to leave the matter of welcoming Dazai to Atsushi Nakajima." Kunikida Doppo said calmly.

"Detective-sama is also so absolute, Nakajima Atsushi, you can rest assured." Edogawa Ranpo looked serious.

"Dun, you can have tea and rice when you come back." Quan Jinghua couldn't bear it.

Although it's a pity that everyone can't go together, I will definitely bring everyone's expectations and successfully bring Mr. Dazai back.

I took Atsushi Nakajima's hand off the gate, and led him out with a dash of pride.

The people standing in the house paid attention to Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima / Atsushi, have a good journey!

Although the weather in June is very hot, the streets are still full of people.

Atsushi Nakajima and I squatted on the side of the street opposite the hospital.

Atsushi Nakajima wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at me squatting next to him and asked with concern: "Mr. Shiraki, are you really not hot?"

I glanced sideways at Atsushi Nakajima, and replied inscrutablely: "Atsushi Nakajima, your concentration is not good enough. You see, today is an important day, how can we go to meet Mr. Dazai in embarrassment? It's so hot. What, hold back!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked shocked, he raised his finger and pointed at me, his eyes were full of admiration for me (?).

I raised my hand and pressed it, and said very modestly: "Calm down, it's all trivial."

"Please step aside, young man, we are leaving with this air conditioner." A rough voice came from behind me.

I turned around in embarrassment and bent over to apologize in one go.

"I'm sorry, I'll let it go right away!"

Atsushi Nakajima and I stood aside to pay attention to their leaving backs, and we were reluctant to part with their leaving backs.

Goodbye, my air conditioner.

"How long until Mr. Dazai is discharged from the hospital?" Atsushi Nakajima glanced at his watch and found that it was almost past the appointed time.

I took a binoculars and watched the people coming and going in front of the hospital, hoping to see Osamu Dazai in the first place.

"Didi—" the phone vibrated.

[Complete Suicide Manual: Yuko, where are you?I'm coming out soon, I heard you guys are going to give me a surprise? ]

"Mr. Shiraki, Mr. Dazai is coming out soon." Atsushi Nakajima reminded when he saw the news.

Hearing this sentence, I quickly took out my mobile phone from my pocket, opened a mysterious chat room and sent a message.

[Is Yuu not Yuko: Are you ready?The target person will appear soon, we must give him the most perfect discharge experience! ]

[Crowd 1: OK]

[Crowd 2: OK]

[Crowd 3: OK]

I looked at the neat replies below, and nodded in satisfaction. Now everything is ready, and I will wait for Osamu Dazai to come out.

I stared at the hospital door with the binoculars, and finally, a man wearing a familiar maroon trench coat appeared in front of my camera.

I raised my hand and made an OK gesture.

Osamu Dazai, get ready to receive the discharge surprise we prepared for you.

Osamu Dazai stood at the entrance of the hospital and looked around, but he did not see Yu Shiraki and Atsushi Nakajima.

"Eh? Has this not come yet?" Dazai Osamu murmured, "I don't know what surprises will come next."

Suddenly, a person rushed over and grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand violently.He said excitedly: "Are you Mr. Dazai? Are you?"

Osamu Dazai was held by him in a daze, but before he could react, the man started talking again.

"You don't need to answer, I can tell from the aura around you that you are definitely Mr. Dazai. Mr. Dazai, come with me quickly, we have prepared a surprise gift package for you!" Before Dazai could refuse, he pulled Osamu Dazai walked forward quickly.

"Mr. Dazai, just wait here." The man ran away after finishing speaking.

Osamu Dazai calmly analyzed the current situation. Has he been beaten?Who is this person sent by, and what does he want to do?

Osamu Dazai made a decisive decision and prepared to turn around and leave.Who is Mr. Dazai?Is it related to him Dazai?His name is Osamu Dazai but not Mr. Dazai.

Before he could take two steps, a bucket of rose petals fell from the sky and sprinkled him all over.

Music also started to sound around.

Two men in black appeared in front of him. They opened the banner in their hands and read the content aloud.

"Congratulations to the first diving king in Yokohama for being discharged from the hospital!"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ? ? ?

At this time, a large group of men in colorful and shining clothes ran out from all around.They held colored floral balls and shouted while jumping: "Jump into the deepest water, soak in the wildest people! Congratulations to Yokohama's No. [-] diving king for being discharged from the hospital!"

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ? ? ?

The people around looked at the scene in front of them in shock and applauded involuntarily.

However, what is the first diving king in Yokohama?

The group of people danced and made a concave shape.

They all looked back at Dazai Zhi, put one hand on his hip, pointed at Dazai Zhi with the other, and said, "Jiu Mi."

Osamu Dazai... Osamu Dazai lost control of his facial expressions, saying that his decision to leave the hospital today was a wrong decision, no, he shouldn't have been discharged! ! !

The next day, the major newspapers in Yokohama were out of stock, and the headline was the most eye-catching.

#Shock!The number one diving king in Yokohama actually did such a thing in front of the hospital! #